Dear Nobby-Joe- The other day I was sitting in my dorm room I was watching porn and making popcorn trying to conquer the feelings of horniness and hungriness when I suddenly blew my load and it landed in my bowl of popcorn. This was saddening to me since I no longer could satisfy my hunger. Is this behavior unhealthy? Should i consider seeking a relationship? Sincerly Orville Redenbacher
Dear Orville, Stick to popcorn that is what you know best. This relationship bullshit is for the Pigeons. Let them feed on rice and explode- P.S. Next time eat the popcorn!!! Your Friend Nobby-Joe.
1.)Thirsty Thursdays At THE FORGE! Where would we be without you.
2.Everyone who was cool enough to wear a dirty T-shirt @ Doolans June 8th.
3. All our Friends! We love you and we hope you find this shit entertaining and if you don't.... what in the FUCK are you hanging around with us for?
I used to believe that dreams told tales of the subconscious. That they were a window into what we secretly needed or wanted. But, lately I am not so sure. Maybe dreams are just an extension of our imagination holding some true people, places, or things but never involving reality.
Sometimes I loose myself in my thoughts. A dream world so think and vivid I choose it over reality or sleep. How is it that floating through your mind straring into space can feel better than a wild party or hanging out with friends. I am starting to think i think too much. Thats not something i want to think about...
How is it that someone can drive you crazy yet with every ounce of who you are you love them. I am talking every breath and every beat of your heart you love them. You think of them before yourself and long for their happiness. It seems like things are always blurred between black and white, rhyme and reason. Are you always meant to feel this array of emotion?
Why is it that when you are alone you tend to ponder your own happiness? As you live your life out with your family and friends, I think that you are at peace and as soon as you are alone you start to analyze every little thing and happiness is always a question. would it be better this way or that? I think I am happiest when I am not thinking about if I am happy or not! :)
We will see your ass in hell with our keg
devil represent the color you better fucking beg
cause when you hear HEEEEy
that means clear the way
the calling of the K.A.B.it aint your lucky day
and bitch if you flash the wrong sign
your ass will get hit with an A.K. and a mother fucking nine
now let me tell you about these honkies and honkets
or better yet the bloods will make you sweat
and show no love to you
drinking tetley's and all your other mother fucking brew
its the K.A.B. crew
Where the fuck you at'S?
Its the K.A.B.crew
dont fuck with these Cats!
Ode to The Pigeon
fly fly up to the sky you ain't an angel your the main ingrediant in a pigeon pie
fronting on the guys because they're treating you like a ho because your tricking at the clubs and teasing their poles
take that shit off it ain't halloween and go back to the coven
with your asshole boyfriend who shows you no lovin or a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer who wants to put you in the oven
and make you his thanksgiving fest right next to the beast that you call your friend
but in the end she just is your competition well my opposition is that......
you go back to compton you little hood rat.
PHAT ASSED SHIT!!
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