yes, it's true-- my amazing cat is psychic. ask him any question, from how to solve your tragic heartbreak to how to get that stubborn stain out of your blouse, and he will divine the answers with his mysterious powers. just look at these recent examples of his work:

me: hey buddha, where's my blue sweater?
buddha: meow.

buddha was sleeping on my blue sweater! coincidence? i think not.

me: hey buddha, where's my music folder?
buddha: meow.

buddha was sleeping on my music folder!

still not convinced? okay, skeptics, mail your questions to him at indigo@sillymotherfucker.com and an answer shall be provided. ta-da......