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version 2.2
...self indulgence...
...livejournal...
...poetry & artwork...
...friends...
...randomalia...
...rpg excursions...
...leave me alone...
...back where you started...
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...things that do not go in my vagina...
this list is the kind of thing that happens when caitlin and i have too much time on our hands...
- big sharp knives
- potato peelers
- potatoes
- jelly
- sulpheric acid
- ice pops
- worms
- jason bell
- beanie babies
- babies
- branding irons
- kangaroos
- dinosaurs
- molten lava
- volcanoes
- palm trees
- computers
- rocks
- broken glass
- super glue
- krazy clue
- rubber cement
- cement
- samurai swords
- baseball bats
- baseballs
- bats
- polar bears
- other kinds of bears
- koala bears, even
- and panda bears
- deer antlers
- deer
- sheep
- rodents (live or dead)
- spaceships
- scary aliens
- pitchforks
- dynamite
- dead people
- trees
- bushes
- george bush
- george w. bush
- bill clinton
- any president of america that ever existed
- vulcans
- spinal cords
- intestines
- richard simmons
- cardboard tubes
- paint
- guitars
- pancakes
- spherical objects
- cigarettes
- famous, irreplacable works of art
- cacti
- octopi
- fists
- ice cream
- ice
- scissors
- crayons
- elbows
- burning torches
- psychopathic murderers (usually)
- microwaves
- carrots
- carrot top
- stonehenge
- cavemen
- planes
- trains
- automobiles
- lightbulbs
- ninja throwing stars
- microphones
- cameras
- books
- gnomes
- elves
- nonexistant midgets
- peewee herman
- paul reubens
- barbells
- body builders
- crucifixes
- burger king
- burgers
- microchips
- the planet neptune
- liquid mercury
- stainless steel spatulas
- salt
- feet
- compact discs
- pencil sharpeners
- pencils (especially sharp ones)
- syringes
- liquid nitrogen
- mummies
- the living dead
- papa smurf
- staples
- horses
- evil spirits
- needles and pins
- razor blades
- saw blades
- plunger handles
- bricks
- mortar
- not marilyn manson. he can go in my vagina any time he wants.
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