well i was bored with the lesbian scene
told myself i gotta find another thing
so i strapped on my boots
and walked down the street
and i rolled right into the local d.k.b.
(drag king bar, that is)
when i walked in at quarter to eight
well i thought i might be straight
at the drag king bar last night
it's unlike me to look at boys
but when the girls are packing toys
i can dig that scene all right
then across the bar
he played the air guitar
and mouthed those words
real sexy
well it was then i surely knew
that this one would be a two
if i played my cards just right
yeeha!
well i was drunk and i was bored
and he was cute so i was lured
at the drag king bar last night
where all the boys are really girls
and the fags whip out their pearls
at the drag king bar last night
then at quarter to ten
he scoped me again
and drank his beer
so sexy
well it was then i surely knew
that this one would be a two
by the end of the night tonight
well i was drunk and i was bored
and he was cute so i was lured
at the drag king bar last night
where all the boys are really girls
and the fags whip out their pearls
at the drag king bar last night
then he used the line
that works every time
he said hey is this seat taken
well i said no
he said let's go
i said where
i don't care
i'm a scorpio
take me home right now
well i was drunk and i was bored
and he was cute so i was lured
at the drag king bar last night
where all the boys are really girls
and the fags whip out their pearls
at the drag king bar last night
then at quarter to twelve
as i began to delve
into that drag king last night
well my thoughts were so strange
boy my luck sure had changed
i was queen to the king last night
yeeha!
well i was drunk and i was bored
and he was cute so i was lured
at the drag king bar last night
where all the boys are really girls
and the fags whip out their pearls
at the drag king bar last night
