do you have the time
to listen to me whine
about nothing and everything
all at once
i am one of those
melodramatic fools
neurotic to the bone
no doubt about it
sometimes i give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
i think I’m cracking up
am i just paranoid
or am i just stoned
i went to a shrink
to analyze my dreams
she says it’s lack of sex
that’s bringing me down
i went to a whore
she said my life’s a bore
and quit my whining cause
it’s bringing her down
grasping to control
so you better hold on
sometimes i give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
i think i’m cracking up
am i just paranoid
or am i just stoned