Story Number One- One day in the beach, I made a bet with my friends that I would walk through the beach wearing only a towel (naked underneath). So I did it, and while I was walking my little brother came over and grabbed the towel from me because he was cold. So I started running naked across the beach until I got in the water. Everyone was laughing at me, and the only thing I wanted to do was drown.


Story Number Two-My family and I go to a church that, for some odd reason, has no people to sing. My mom, thinking I would "become closer to god," signed me up to play the church music on a tape with a "boom box." Every Sunday I would pop the holy music in, and people would sing along. Well this week my friends and I were fooling around with the tapes and, being an Eminem fan, I carry his music everywhere. When the time came to play the music for church, I forgot what music to put in. I had an Eminem tape in one hand, and the correct holy tape in another. I never labeled them! I decided that "god could help me for once" by making sure I put in the holy music. Well, he didn't. When I pressed play, "Kill You," one of Eminem's songs, came on in the church. I panicked and had no idea what to do! I unplugged the boom box and ran into the bathroom. I finally left after everyone in the church, including my mom, had left. I walked home and my mom had already taken me off the job of playing the holy music. I still go have to go to the same church. Next Sunday I have to go on stage and say sorry to EVERYONE! I don't know how I'll do it!


Story Number Three-I was babysitting my 3-year-old brother for my parents when they were out of town. After I put my little brother to bed and he was asleep, I decided it would be okay to invite my boyfriend over for a little bit. When my boyfriend got there, we popped in a movie and snuggled up on the couch. About halfway through the movie, we started making out. We were really into it (I was in my bra and he didn't have his shirt on) and we must have been really loud because my little brother came downstairs. I didn't hear him coming and soon he was sitting on the couch next to us watching our every move. Finally he asked me, "Aren't you cold?" I was so embarrassed. My boyfriend quickly gathered his things and left. Needless to say, my parents found out and I was grounded. My boyfriend hasn't been to my house since.


Story Number Four-My science class is first period and one day I hadn't gotten enough sleep the previous night and also had forgotten my reading glasses. We were reviewing for the test on a chapter called Living Organisms and I was asked to read in front of the class. I couldn't see and was really tired so I read the last word as orgasms. Oops. The whole class burst out laughing and my teacher turned three shades of red.


Story Number Five-At my final dress rehearsal for the theater production at my school, I was wearing my beautiful golden dress, my hair was done, and everything was ready for the show. Except for my microphone, that is. I walked off stage after one of my parts, and the sound chick couldn't get my microphone to stop picking up my voice, even though she turned it off from the switch board. Well, I had no idea that my microphone was still on, and I went back stage and began talking to my friends about my ex-boyfriend and this really annoying girl on stage crew! Everyone who was in the auditorium heard, and I was devastated.


Story Number Six-I was at the mall one day with my friends, and I was feeling a little bit sick, but thought I would be alright for the day. As we were walking by the food court, we saw some really hot guys from our school. The smell of all the food really got to me, and right in the middle of the food court, I blew chunks. I was mortified. To this day, when I see the guys at school, they say, 'Hey remember her she blew chunks at the mall?' Now, I stay home when I feel even the least bit sick.