The Special Edition DVD Collection of James Bond.
So a big marathon we all saw,
And in our backyard, we swam in a pond.
The day was going well with the marathon in play,
All the movies we saw and the cake we ate.
I opened my presents in the beginning of the day,
And even accepted the big ones that were late.
We watched all the movies, which were as exciting as meeting a star.
Everyone stared and watched with pleasure.
They looked like zombies that had come from a bar,
But I said nothing, and their sanity I did not measure.
The pond was warm, as warm as the summer,
And we all had the time of our lives.
Then everyone left, and what a bummer,
Because my swimming was like a champion's and I loved the dives.
But something was wrong, it all seemed unreal
And I heard a buzz as loud as a train.
Then I realized it was my alarm that had squealed
And I woke up with a huge migraine,
Because it was a birthday I never had.