Fanny

More about Fanny:

Fanny is supposedly 29 years old, but the doctors tell her that she is only 16. Nobody knows, because her mother lost her birth certificate. She is going with 29, because then she can "buy her smokes without getting hassled by the Plaid Pantry guy." She lost her teeth in a backyard mud wrestling accident, but wears her gaps as badges of honor. She's real science like and sometimes she gets lab coats at Goodwill and pretends to be a doctor. She says phrases at the touch of a button. See below.

"Nuke the whales!"

"Bud's my bud!"

"The damn kids hid my smokes again!"

"Get the dog outta my kitchen-slash-bathroom-slash-bedroom!"

"One of these days I'd like to get one of them mighty fine trailers you see tipped over on the side of the road. When I save the fifty bucks, we'll have a new home!"

"Kid Rock is one hunk of a man!"

"What happened to the steak knife? I need to trim my mullet!"

Her only accessories are her trailer, her grey Ford pickup with no engine, a Rottweiler named Jimmy, and a pack of Marloboros. You will have hours of fun with Fanny, whether its feeding the dog, trimming her mullet, or working out to eliminate that beer belly. Order today!

***You can't order this no matter how much you want to live vicariously through Fanny the Trailer Park Trash Doll.***