Fun Stuff

Alex's 100% of your grade Quiz!
This was created by my friend Alex during a boring class of Social Studies...

1. How many gallons are in a mile? one
2. How many inches are in a liter? ummm... 5 liters
3. Do you believe in aliens? Of course!
4. Then what the heck are you? An alien
5. 2 trains left at the same time. One left from Mass., Louisiana & the other from Boston, Oregon. The one in Louisiana traveled at 20 gallons a kilometer. The one in Oregon left at 3 pints a gram, when will they crash? At what time? Where? New York City! & SLO; 11:10 AM

Madlib
Also done in a boring Social Studies class.
One day, I was skipping, and saw a very fingernaily guy. Being a very buttfacey person, I walked up to him and said, "Yippee!" He started flying, while I mopeingly eyed him. He had very poopey eyes, and was very yucky. Afterwards, I got his flag.

Misc. Stuff
Before we (the students) got ahold of the rules @ school:
You come to school to learn
After we got ahold of it:
You come to school play, chew gum, talk, "do the elementary school" thing (said by our Social studies teacher, Mrs. Negranti).

Boys are like tissues, you blow snot on them & then throw them away.

Things Women Should Never Say To A Naked Man

  1. Oh, it's so cute.
  2. I'm so sorry.
  3. I've smoked joints fatter than that.
  4. Who circumcised you?
  5. Why don't we just cuddle?
  6. You know they have surgery to fix that.
  7. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
  8. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
  9. Wow, and your feet are so big.
  10. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
  11. It's OK, we'll work around it.
  12. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
  13. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
  14. Oh no, a flash headache!
  15. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
  16. Let me go get my tweezers.
  17. How sweet, you brought incense!
  18. This explains your car.
  19. Are you one of those pygmies?
  20. All right! A treasure hunt!
  21. Why is God punishing you?
  22. But it still works, right?
  23. Do you take steroids?
  24. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
  25. Let me know when you're done.
  26. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
  27. Aww, it's hiding.
  28. Are you cold?
  29. If you get me real drunk first.
  30. Is that an optical illusion?
  31. Were you neutered?
  32. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
  33. Does it come with an air pump?
  34. Wow, some place to put my rings.
  35. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
  36. So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality.