"If i have to be persistant, i'm not even going to try..."-Derrick Bennes

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"Only one thing is impossible for God: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." -Mark Twain

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" 'Information' is chaos; knowledge is the spontaneous ordering of that chaos; freedom is the surfing of the wave of that spontaneity." -Hakim Bey

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A frog turns into a prince. Scientists call it evolution, Books call it a fairytale.

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we're programmed to believe, from birth, that nothing is the sum of everything so I am against that everything that we're nothing

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...I don't need to speak chinese fluently to be affected by a german pornographic movie...

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"Jesus' had to be one of three things, A complete lunatic for claiming to be God, a complete liar if he was trying to deliberatly fool people, or he is who he said he was, the Lord."-C.S. Lewis

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"I attempted to kill corporate america by taking one of those free aol cd's, and scratching it to death with a safety pin, and then burning it...but they're not very flammable" -Amy

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"The history of modernity is a long descent into madness"- Kemper Crabb

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"The greatest Love that ever existed was cruelly put to death. fortunately, it was only temporary"- John Simmons

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"Creation is retro-engineered"-Kemper Crabb

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"there is a chilling cold comfort to be found in the book of Job: God made things the way they are and He has a plan for us, however... we are on a need to know basis"-Bad Buddha

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"It's not a choice, it's a child."-bumper sticker on an eighteen-wheeler i saw in Colorado

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"Is there life before death?" - Anonymous

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"Rush Limbaugh told me that Ted Dansen said that the world only has about ten years left, and I don't believe either one of them." - Mayor Quimby

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"A disintegrating family as viewed through the eyes of a troubled teen ... Hilarious ...I was moved to tears."- Roger Siskill (Washington News)

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Canada is dark because it is infested with Satan and his demons, eh? Dogkicker!-amy's song "dawgkicker"

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"If someone does not believe in trees, they should not go into the forest, or someone will bust their nose on a low hanging branch and blame it on God."- Bad Buddha

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"Well, my site is ready... it's the net that we're waiting on" -jon Borron

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"...Now subtract, and see if you can find a difference thats the same..." Mr McClintock

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"Our nation must come together to unite" -George W. Bush

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You can do subliminal messaging in text? Wow! (jon is a cool guy) I did not realize that! (every one enjoys food) how do you do it? (buy nike products) Explain this theory to me. -jon borron

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-We imprint a bit of ourselves on all of the people we love, and they on us. When they are gone from our lives ... a part of us is missing, too.-anonymous

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"Why do I get the feeling that we're all lunatics that should be locked away in padded rooms for the rest of our li...a padded room would be fun! You could just charge at it and you'd be fine! *Note to self* When you become a millionare (which I'm going to do by the time I'm 25 for those of you that were wondering), build yourself a padded room. Yeah!"- Chyld989

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Not all who wander are lost - J.R.R. Tolkien

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"what the... "pope of the muslims? I want to be the pope of the muslims..."-jon borron

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"While we're on the topic (and by we, I mean me), why is it that when you get a cold, and you don't take medicine, it goes away in about 7 days. But, if you have a cold, and you do take medicine, it's there for a whole week. What's with that?"-Chyld989

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"I think that intelligence is self awareness. If a Event in RPG2k know's: where he is on the screen, what he looks like, and what he's doing. does it make him intelligent? Does it mean he is alive? Could he kill?"-Ax_Dude

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"Sniper in the nest." "Sniper? SNIPER? You're supposed to be a grenadier! Oh my gosh! All forces, pull out! You idiot, you've ruined everything!" "Sorry boss." -Imperial

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"Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country and two words have been added to the Pledge Of Allegiance - 'under God.' Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said, 'That's a prayer' and that would be eliminated from schools too?"-- Red Skelton