Once upon a time there was a young lady who lived in a perfect world. She was beautiful, smart and charming. She had the most wonderful parents and lots of friends and never spelt anything incorrectly.

I'm sure she's very happy, whoever she is.

But this web page is about me, sorry to disappoint.

Welcome To My World....

Where to begin, where to begin... 

Well, as one very well paid woman once said, let's start at the very beginning. I think it's a good place to start. However for medical reasons, I shall not be including the history of the Universe, the evolution of man and all the other terribly important events leading to the creation of me as I'm just too lazy. If you want that, try Stephen Hawkins's web page. Heck, if you want that you shouldn't be reading this. Go on... shoo!

Let me see...   Here's some of my favourite things-

Red Dwarf, most probably the greatest show in the history of the Universe. Includes links and stuff about the web-bound Dwarfer community.

Writing, I like to write stories and poetry.

Whether they're worth reading is up to you          

Religious Matters. I have a very small little cult on the go.

                        My Cats, a couple of piccies of my cats                   

   Words of Wisdom. Little sayings, such as you might find on a bumper sticker...

 

 

My Recipes. Just a couple of recipes of mine.

 

 

Me! Well, duh, it's about me. All the stuff you didn't want to know (and maybe some you did. I don't know, maybe you're very weird).

 

 

 

Meanwhile back on the Nutfarm, there are other loons in my life! Look!

Other Funky Sites... A slightly random collection.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Arrgh! Would you believe my Guestbook was deleted? Lousy homepagetools... grrr.... So, if you would please be so kind...