Mad Libs!

When my boss called me into her bed room, I knew I was in trouble. She sat me down in the big, leather Lights across from her desk. She folded her hands and looked me straight in the breasts. Did I know why I was in trouble? I decided to play freakish, and said, "Nope." She explained that I had been caught on the company surveillance camera photocopying my butt last night, and to make matters worse, when my co-workers came in this morning, they found the copies of my butt still in the copier tray. One of the copies had even been posted on the staples by the water cooler! She asked what she should do with me, and I said that I deserved 13 days of paid vacation. She laughed and handed me a beer to pack up the contents of my desk in, since I was now fired.When I got back to my desk and began Jumping up my stuff, I saw a copy of my butt stuck to the wall. It made me smile... all the way to the unemployment office.