words to live by...

"Tu es citron presse!" (you are lemonade)

"Oh well, the death gas vents aren't working.  Hold on while we correct our error." (Matt)

"A youngster with a tool in each hand has no free hand to do drugs with, 
but if he really wanted to do drugs he'd just put the tools down." (Hank Hill, shop teacher)

"Beware of the fancy penguin." (Matt)

more to come...