disclaimer - announcements - about me 

This is the infamous wall of randomness.  Most likely, this is the only reason you are visiting my site.  Either that or I told you to, so here you are.  In any case, here's where most of the content of the site is stored!  So now, onto the content!

DIALING WAND!
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FUN STUFF TO DO IN WAL*MART
<www.angelfire.com/freak/ahm/funstufftodoinwalmart.html>

POLICE BEAT
<www.angelfire.com/freak/ahm/policebeat.html>

VOILà PARIS!
<www.angelfire.com/freak/ahm/voilaparis.html>

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
<www.angelfire.com/freak/ahm/youmightbearedneckif.html>

RANDOM BARBIES!
<www.angelfire.com/freak/ahm/randombarbies.html> 

PUZZLES FOR BLONDES!
<www.angelfire.com/freak/ahm/puzzlesforblondes.html>

RANDOM ROAD SIGNS!
<www.angelfire.com/freak/ahm/randomroadsigns.html>

OUR DAY AT KING RICHARD'S FAIRE!
<www.angelfire.com/freak/ahm/kingrichardsfaire.html>

all that you see is not all that is there.