Take the Affliction Test Today!
Congratulations! You're the bubonic
plague! You're infamous. You're deadly. You're spread by
a flea. That's how cool you are.
How dumb are you?
You're inhumanly cretinous. But then, you knew that, didn't you. Did
you honestly think you could fool us? Take our trust for granted? We can
see straight through you, and the image on the other side is far from
pretty. Who let you out of the box? Don't worry, you're great,
really. In that special way
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
You are Gigantor! Born in 1963, You are possibly the original
colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and
definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy
particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms?
Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid
with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a
nuclear submarine with jazz music.
Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?
You're Lisa Riley. You know. She's on Emmerdale. And You've Been
Framed. Yeah. You're her. Why do you sound so insincere, all of
the time? Can't you find some kind of emotional memory to fall back on?
Haven't you read any Stanislavski? Draw in your circle of attention, and act.
Please. Just once. (Though, we shouldn't put you down too hard. You
did win Inside Soap magazine's Funniest Person in a Soap award for
two years running.)
My Mormon name is Cuyler Chip-wa!
Congratulations, you've been Mormonised! Now you too can walk the Utah
streets and feel absolutely at home within their social framework.
Acceptance from the Mormon community is yours. We hope it makes your life
a better one.
Need to be unique: 76%
Need to NOT conform: 76%
Willingness to express dissent: 82%
OVERALL SCORE: 76%
Your raw percentage indicates the actual numbers associated with your
answers - the higher the percentage, the higher your personality agrees
with the associated comment. Your percentile indiciates how you
compare against others who have taken this test. If you have an overall
percentile index of 93, this indicates that you have a higher
need-for-uniqueness that 92 out of 100 people.
<click the picture above to take the test!>
YOUR RESULTS FOR THE BIG 5 PERSONALITY TEST:
OPENNESS TO EXPERIENCE/INTELLECT......86 percentile
You enjoy having novel experiences and seeing things in new ways.
You tend to do things somewhat haphazardly.
You are extremely outgoing, social, and energetic.
You find it easy to express irritation with others.
You are a generally anxious person and tend to worry about things.
Take the Big 5 Personality
COLOR IS YOUR AURA?
don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe.
You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good
as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy,
playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure,
you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too
— all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence.
Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're
popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're
so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still
and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no
matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always
laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
color is YOUR aura? <click there to find out!>
Which Peeg are you?
Jeez Louise! You sure are a blissed out Peeg! In fact, we're gonna call
you Bliss Peeg. (Not to be confused with Blitzkrieg, the Nazis' lightning
war.) Do you ever feel excitement? Resentment? Rage?
The answer is no; you're too relaxed all of the damn time to worry about
things like tension and danger. Your dreams and desires revolve around the
next time you go to bed; your main aim in life is to somehow scrounge a
La-Z-Boy. That's okay, though, bud. It's refreshing to want to stay
and smell the flowers instead of climbing the painful ladder to victory.
What's at the top, anyway? More stress?