dialing wand™!

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Are your fingers short and pudgy?  Tired of dialing the wrong number on the phone because of them?  We know!  And that's why we have created the Dialing Wand™!  Our patented design makes dialing a breeze!  Simply hold the wand in your hand and press the buttons with it!  POOF!  And like magic, you'll never suffer through dialing the wrong number again!  So what are you waiting for?  Get your credit card ready, and call:
1-866-DIAL-NOW!
or
Send a S.A.S.E. containing your first (of seven) low monthly payment of $75.00 (plus S/H) to:
Dialing Wand Corporation
c/o Television Creations, Inc.
18327 "insert generic name here" Office Park
"insert the city you live in here", "and the state", "sorry...also the ZIP code!"

...and in 7-12 weeks, your brand new Dialing Wand™ will be hand delivered to your door!  What are you waiting for?  Call now!  We know you want to!

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