WELCOME TO THE WWW.ANGELFIRE.COM/FOLK/YOURMOTHER/INDEX.HTML SITE!!!

Catchy title, eh folks? Well, it was the best I could do without paying any money. It's true, I'm not the most internet proficient person out there. If the information superhighway were in fact a highway, I'm like a little old woman in a Geo. I'm having enough trouble breaking sixty-five when it seems everyone else screams by at about ninety in Mercedes', Jaguars, and Porsche's. If that's not bad enough, I think I know what I'm doing! I get into projects such as web page development and html editing and it's like having a Hummer ride my tail, but I'm too damn proud to move out of the fastlane. When questions about URL's and privacy policy start getting asked, I know there is no place to go but down, It's like this Hummer is nudging me from behind and I'm holding steady at thirty-five mph! At this point I loose control of the wheel, I suddenly owe some company $70 because I accidentally registered a site name, I've signed over all information about myself except for which way it hangs, and AOL has banned me from their services for life! That Hummer has just plowed through my golden years ass, and all that remains is a flower print handbag, half a bottle of back pills, and what looks like a walker! So, all and all this has been quite a humbling experience.

Sorry about that, I get into rants every now and again. Anyway, here are some pictures I found and my take on them...

Okay, this guy needs action. Actually he might be gay, it's hard to tell with old people, but to all you skeptics out there they do exist, so lock your doors.

I can just hear the choreographer now, "Maurice! When I said I wanted legwarmers I meant some with some with some girth! I'm talking early eighties not late, and will someone please tie that bandanna on the other side of her head! Seriously people, we're not running a dog-and-pony show here, this is art! Let's go now, chop, chop! Where the hell are my Pop Rocks!"

This ad is painfully true since private William's vocal chords were removed after sustaining several injuries due to grenade shrapnel.

That's right folks! It's the Robert Downey Jr. Rehab Survival Kit! You get all you see here plus the Robert Downey Jr. premium serringe with a special wide channel needle that promotes maximum flow. It's only $59.95!!!

After the presentation of his pattented "nipple twist" method of reversing the age process, Doctor Smith was attacked by the furious audience. In a final attempt to save himself he grabbed subject B1 by the neck and yelled, "one more step and the oldie gets it!" B1 was too stunned to react. He was not stunned that he might be murdered but rather that he had been sexually aroused for the first time in thirty years.

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