The Chicken That Didn't Quite Cross The Road (Tastes twice as great when slapped on your plate!) Flat Cat (Tastes really neat when it's fresh from the street!)
Center Line Bovine Chunk Of Skunk Smidgen Of Pigeon Road Toad A La Mode Outta Luck Duck Bee Beep Sheep Whipporwill On The Grill Shake 'N' Bake Snake Swirl Of A Squirrel Rigor Mortis Tortoise (All entrees served with really fresh squash and and our famous Ultra Dead Bread!) Food's always more fun When it's killed on the run! |
Rack Of Raccoon Awesome Possum Smear Of Deer (Served French Fried, right after dark)
(You'll eat like a hawg, when you taste our dawg!) Slab Of Lab Pit Bull Pot Pie Cocker Cutlets Sharpei Fillet Poodles 'N' Noodles Snippet Of Whippet Collie Hit By A Trolley German Shepherd Pie
(The daily special treat that adds adventure to your meal) **If you can guess what it is... you eat it for FREE**
(Our daily Take-Out Special) Anything Dead Between 2 Slabs Of Bread |