From Hell

From Hell was not a wonderful movie, but Johnny was great as usual. He was a very pretty inspector regardless of the opium and the sideburns. My respect for his looks have increased, because not many men can have sideburns and still attract me. But then I was attracted to him in POTC, so there you go.

A portrait of the... "good" inspector. Very red. Clearly to imply that we are seeing him through blood. Loverly effect.

He just got water thrown at him! I laugh at his yummy wetness!

A lovely scene in which Johnny is in a bath (yum) drinking absinthe (spiffy). I can never remember if absinthe is spelled with or without an extra 'e.' At any rate here he is drinking it with an ample supply of laudinum, also known as opium. I really think that if it weren't illegal in all but five or six countries and weren't the most dangerous alcohol around, I would really like it. I mean it tastes like licorice and is bright green. What's not to like?