Don Juan DeMarco

Johnny Depp plays a man who convinces everyone that he is the god of love on earth. What could possibly go wrong here? Marlon Brando and Faye Dunway and a bed! Terribly terribly bad combination!!!!!!!!!!!!! However, this movie should be viewed by everyone. I believe the first fifteen minutes are Johnny in a Zorro-esque costume (mask included) seducing a woman, having sex with, talking about love, and getting her back to her table in time to meet her real date. Very very impressive!

As I said, Zorro. He does the odd mixture of spanish and somthing accent too. I will be getting a better picture of him in this outfit, but for now this will have to do.

Sword fight! Love it! Swords and Johnny Depp! Cannot formulate entire sentences!

Best for last, eh? Here he is, being lovely. And yes, he did make this movie right after Ed Wood! Just a tip: when a woman asks how many women you've slept with before her, don't say one thousand and something, even if it happens to be true!