SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has left the room Mr no recess: keith morris is a waiter now gutbucket9: SST hasn't had a decent act since D. Boon took a dirt nap and husker du deserted eLi I: HI THERE eLi I: WHAT'S UP xnotapunkx: he is? Mr no recess: dirt nap Mr no recess: yeh it says in the article gutbucket9: dez cadena works at baskin robbins SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room xnotapunkx: wow eLi I: HELLO BogusBadge: hello eLi I: hELLO BogusBadge: whats going on xnotapunkx: dez was kinda weird eLi I: HeLLO Mr no recess: hi, your a punk rock legend..ill have 2 scoops of berry chocolate plese! xnotapunkx: he wore cool hats though BogusBadge: whats weird eLi I: HElLO gutbucket9: hehe gutbucket9: hey.... eLi I: HELlO eLi I: HELLo BogusBadge: what the fuck eLI gutbucket9: for an extra 2 bucks..... could you sing a verse of clocked in? xnotapunkx: hahahahaha SYSTEM Greeter: "SkankItDown" has left the room eLi I: WHAT gutbucket9: that'd be the coolest dude! Mr no recess: hehe xnotapunkx: hillarious eLi I: eLi Mr no recess: singing into your cone! Mr no recess: haha xnotapunkx: haha gutbucket9: harken back to a time when you meant something Mr no recess: covered with dez spit eLi I: yo Devil's Muse: um. Devil's Muse: hu. eLi I: YO Devil's Muse: er. gutbucket9: god, it's amazing how sst went downhill Devil's Muse: hi. Mr no recess: yes keith ill have the burger and fries..and do that thing you do at the end of nervous breakdown SYSTEM Greeter: "eLi I" has left the room gutbucket9: I think that's recorded in a toilet stall xnotapunkx: oh shit Mr no recess: yeh.. gutbucket9: spot put a mike there Mr no recess: that had been done xnotapunkx: wasn't keith in the circle jerks too? gutbucket9: yeah xnotapunkx: so he was like a total punk rock hero Mr no recess: after he left the flag xnotapunkx: and now he's nothing gutbucket9: on the first circle jerks album, he has versions of I don't care and Wasted SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room Mr no recess: jim morrison sang in a bathroom xnotapunkx: oh wait SYSTEM Greeter: "Yggdrasil" has left the room xnotapunkx: i have the germs tribute cd gutbucket9: great acoustics in there xnotapunkx: and keith does a song on it Mr no recess: wow we talk about real punk and everyone leaves Mr no recess: ...funny SYSTEM Greeter: "Devil's Muse" has left the room xnotapunkx: with dave navarro gutbucket9: umm.... gutbucket9: hey, anyone got the new NOFX? Mr no recess: STOP! Mr no recess: in the name of punk! gutbucket9: recess.... we gotta be current xnotapunkx: you can talk about the descendents gutbucket9: ah fuck it, let's get drunk or something Mr no recess: right currently sucking? i think not xnotapunkx: since they're both recent and old xnotapunkx: and selling out gutbucket9: it's not even the descendents.. xnotapunkx: it's called "hey punk is making money, lets reform to make some quick cash" gutbucket9: stevenson and milo are the only 2 guys left from the original gband xnotapunkx: yup gutbucket9: band Mr no recess: g band SYSTEM Greeter: "PumpkinFreak" has entered the room gutbucket9: grunge band xnotapunkx: stevenson was in the flag too PumpkinFreak: hi gutbucket9: and kira roessler...mmm xnotapunkx: hehe PumpkinFreak: what's up?? xnotapunkx: hey don't talk about mike watts wife that way xnotapunkx: i mean she was soooo hot PumpkinFreak: la la la gutbucket9: sorry, she's just.... such a good bass player xnotapunkx: but still Mr no recess: hey talk dirty gut gutbucket9: she was pretty damn hot xnotapunkx: no way SYSTEM Greeter: "PumpkinFreak" has left the room Mr no recess: V froth gutbucket9: for you? wait til everyone's gone mike xnotapunkx: henry said she was a bitch gutbucket9: volkswagen froth Mr no recess: V froth gutbucket9: you know, when the carburetor's malfunctioning Mr no recess: riiiight Mr no recess: ooook gutbucket9: she may be a bitch, but an attractive bitch Mr no recess: now?? xnotapunkx: how about C'el? Mr no recess: asof 1997? xnotapunkx: the last bass player gutbucket9: and besides henry was deranged with steroids Mr no recess: steroids? gutbucket9: well after 10 years of mike watt, she's probably weathered down Mr no recess: ew gutbucket9: not in a sexual way SYSTEM Greeter: "Wolfpac JiT" has entered the room gutbucket9: I mean emotionally Mr no recess: what DOes she see in him Wolfpac JiT: heylo xnotapunkx: hey he's a rich rockstar gutbucket9: he used to be in the minutemen for one xnotapunkx: then fireHose Mr no recess: hes not rich xnotapunkx: oh sorry xnotapunkx: he's famous gutbucket9: and he's got a contract for five albums with DGC!!! financial security! SYSTEM Greeter: "Wolfpac JiT" has left the room xnotapunkx: he's been around with porno for pyros too Mr no recess: is that true SYSTEM Greeter: "LaFemme17" has entered the room gutbucket9: that's LA scenester minutae gutbucket9: it's true for the purposes of my argument Mr no recess: woah easy on the vocab, cheif gutbucket9: sorry, the meth is kicking in Mr no recess: yep xnotapunkx: bye SYSTEM Greeter: "xnotapunkx" has left the room Mr no recess: so 2 days graduated already on hard drugs gutbucket9: that's not hard gutbucket9: it's barely even a drug gutbucket9: it's like ultracoffee Mr no recess: ok soft drugs gutbucket9: don stepped outside gutbucket9: it felt good to be alone gutbucket9: he wished he was drunk.. gutbucket9: thought about something he had said gutbucket9: and how stupid it had sounded. gutbucket9: Don Aman.. gutbucket9: hold your applause SYSTEM Greeter: "punkstar" has entered the room gutbucket9: am I a spazz? Mr no recess: sure SYSTEM Greeter: "punkstar" has left the room gutbucket9: I don't think so gutbucket9: the stooges make really good driving music at night SYSTEM Greeter: "DAXIEL JOHXS" has entered the room gutbucket9: funhouse Mr no recess: as does tom waits gutbucket9: true Xrayspex: good bye all gutbucket9: godbye DAXIEL JOHXS: later Mr no recess: dognye DAXIEL JOHXS: whats up everybody Mr no recess: dogbye SYSTEM Greeter: "Xrayspex" has left the room gutbucket9: eybegood Mr no recess: small change gutbucket9: skating away gutbucket9: skating away gutbucket9: on the thin ice of a new daay Mr no recess: a heyy heyy heyy Mr no recess: your a rabbit on the run SYSTEM Greeter: "DAXIEL JOHXS" has left the room gutbucket9: "let me in" a voice cried from outside the door gutbucket9: scattered remnants of the ship could be seen in the distance gutbucket9: blood stained the waves upon the shore gutbucket9: "I'm the only one left... the storm took them all" he managed as he tried to stand gutbucket9: the tears ran down his face gutbucket9: "please....it's cold" gutbucket9: .. gutbucket9: when he woke there was no trace of the ship gutbucket9: only the dawn was left behind by the storm gutbucket9: he heard the creaking of the stairs beneath him gutbucket9: which rose from the sea to the door gutbucket9: .. gutbucket9: there was a sound at the window then gutbucket9: the captain started, his breath was still SYSTEM Greeter: "Clockwork Oi" has entered the room gutbucket9: slowly..... he turned gutbucket9: ... SYSTEM Greeter: "coconut rum" has entered the room coconut rum: hhhhheeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooo Mr no recess: hi rum coconut rum: sup SYSTEM Greeter: "Clockwork Oi" has left the room gutbucket9: redrum SYSTEM Greeter: "RoyceRadical" has left the room Mr no recess: see me comin aint got no change coconut rum: oh Mr no recess: DONT WORRY BABY IT CAN BE ARRANGED Mr no recess: IM THE ICE CREAM MAN coconut rum: im thrilled Mr no recess: IM A ONE MAN BAND Mr no recess: IM THE ICE CREAM MAN Mr no recess: BABY ILL BE GOOD TO YOU Mr no recess: WOOOOO gutbucket9: ... Mr no recess: hoo gutbucket9: from behind the edge of the windowsill, there appeared the delicate hand of a child Mr no recess: tom waits rules coconut rum: oh realy J/K gutbucket9: his face was flushed and timid gutbucket9: he stared at the captain through frightened eyes gutbucket9: the captain reached for something to hold on to gutbucket9: "help me" he said as he stumbled to his feet gutbucket9: the boy went pale... gutbucket9: "I"m trying to find my way home.." gutbucket9: "I"m sorry..." gutbucket9: "I miss you" gutbucket9: "I MISS YOU!!!!!!" gutbucket9: Mr no recess: applause gutbucket9: thanks Mr no recess: what was that gutbucket9: beat coffehouse theater resumes next week gutbucket9: it's a song by slint actually gutbucket9: called "good morning captain" Mr no recess: same java time..sam java station gutbucket9: sends chills down my spine gutbucket9: it's an 8 minute song gutbucket9: holy christ gutbucket9: what tom waits album is that from? Mr no recess: youd like "the gift"..wl/wh SYSTEM Greeter: "astroman6" has entered the room Mr no recess: closing time Mr no recess: id reccomend it highly gutbucket9: the VU song? Mr no recess: yeh astroman6: hello all gutbucket9: maybe i'll get that tonight gutbucket9: and pick up guitar world while I'm at it gutbucket9: fuck it... Mr no recess: whats open this late gutbucket9: TOMORROW Mr no recess: oh ok gutbucket9: Tower records on sunset boulevard as a matter o fact! Mr no recess: really? all nite? Mr no recess: kick ass gutbucket9: right down the street from the whiskey a go go Mr no recess: damn gutbucket9: where jim morrison performed in an alcoholic stupor Mr no recess: LA, man..shit gutbucket9: yeah you know it SYSTEM Greeter: "astroman6" has left the room gutbucket9: well at least you guys have got.... gutbucket9: the Sears tower! hahaha! Mr no recess: and improvised "the end" off the top of his head Mr no recess: yeh SO!??!? Mr no recess: we also have the..the.. SYSTEM Greeter: "LaFemme17" has left the room gutbucket9: hey, that's a good thign! Mr no recess: house of ..er..blues SYSTEM Greeter: "I9StarKahuna" has entered the room gutbucket9: it just so happens to be a center of culture I9StarKahuna: How many of you knew that when you place your finger in your mouth and feel your cheek, it's the same texture as your colon. Think about it. Thank you. SYSTEM Greeter: "I9StarKahuna" has left the room gutbucket9: house of blues there too? SYSTEM Greeter: "JuGorNoT" has entered the room gutbucket9: christ almighty, I guess they've got one in every city Mr no recess: like mcdonalds gutbucket9: yeah really Mr no recess: jug or not gutbucket9: with fake delta decor JuGorNoT: hi Mr no recess: thats a band JuGorNoT: yep Mr no recess: from fla gutbucket9: juggernaught Mr no recess: thanks mr webster gutbucket9: Ÿbernaut JuGorNoT: uhh gutbucket9: one for the archives..... Mr no recess: where ya from jug JuGorNoT: Louisiana....YOU JuGorNoT: ? Mr no recess: IL gutbucket9: home of real swamp delta blues Mr no recess: jug or nots from jacksonville right Mr no recess: chicago blues, baby Mr no recess: cant beat it with a stick JuGorNoT: yep Mr no recess: mike bloomfield gutbucket9: well, house of blues blues gutbucket9: the read deal gutbucket9: real Mr no recess: no no no, chris gutbucket9: dan ackroyd Mr no recess: were talkin chess records JuGorNoT: gotta jet gutbucket9: ack ack ackroyd Mr no recess: 1950s..willie dixon, muddy waters gutbucket9: bye SYSTEM Greeter: "JuGorNoT" has left the room gutbucket9: otis rush Mr no recess: fuck the mchouse o blues gutbucket9: buddy guy Mr no recess: hell yeh..buddy guy is god gutbucket9: but what about belushi Mr no recess: hound dog taylor, man! fuckin A gutbucket9: your city is steeped in history Mr no recess: hound dog is the shit...jon spencer stole everything he does gutbucket9: does the mob still have a stranglehold there? Mr no recess: nope gutbucket9: yeah jon spencer is kind of cartoony Mr no recess: ted nugent does, however gutbucket9: they backed up rl burnside though Mr no recess: ye i read about that gutbucket9: babbbbyy!! gutbucket9: is he from chicago? Mr no recess: not that rl had alot of prosects gutbucket9: no, NY I think.. spencer I mean gutbucket9: I think he's more early elvis Mr no recess: yeh gutbucket9: is that a long flag piece? Mr no recess: i like elvis better tho Mr no recess: is what gutbucket9: the article of flag gutbucket9: on Mr no recess: yeh i think so gutbucket9: brb.. Mr no recess: not like ny times long Mr no recess: pretty in depth Mr no recess: v froth gutbucket9: lots of pics gutbucket9: vascular froth Mr no recess: yeh the first one is mike muirs garage gutbucket9: oh yeah yeah yeah gutbucket9: last show with Dezo Mr no recess: with hank suckin the mic Mr no recess: yep gutbucket9: he eats the mike totally gutbucket9: I've seen a different pic of that from this book called hardcore california gutbucket9: him deep throating a mike Mr no recess: cool gutbucket9: they also did this piece on HC on guitar world Mr no recess: say what you will, but henry did kinda fuckin rule at times gutbucket9: a history of it with a lot of flag stuff gutbucket9: oh hell yeah gutbucket9: for that brief moment of time.. gutbucket9: 81, damaged era... black flag ruled the planet SYSTEM Greeter: "M DAIGON" has entered the room Mr no recess: yep yep gutbucket9: most intense band this side of minor threat Mr no recess: minor threat rules gutbucket9: intensity care of rollins SYSTEM Greeter: "coconut rum" has left the room Mr no recess: wishi could be that intense gutbucket9: yeah, I came to that realization the moment I heard them Mr no recess: took me a few listens gutbucket9: it's an asshole-style intensity though SYSTEM Greeter: "M DAIGON" has left the room Mr no recess: seeing red kind of convinced me, that and steppin stone Mr no recess: how do you mean gutbucket9: steppin stone is the one thing by them that I've grown tired of gutbucket9: kind of gets in the way of the intensity, though it showed their fun side Mr no recess: but man, when they crank into that heavy guitar Mr no recess: the duh duhduhduh duhduhduh gutbucket9: yep, and launch into the hardcore drive Mr no recess: that rules gutbucket9: look back and laugh is probably their best gutbucket9: the opening guitar line is really striking Mr no recess: its funnt, i played a very similar version of that song, beforei even heard their version gutbucket9: and the lyrics, the timing, is dead on Mr no recess: yeh Mr no recess: i like the one with the boxing bell in it Mr no recess: thats a cool effect gutbucket9: that's salad days actually gutbucket9: the last song gutbucket9: another classic Mr no recess: yeh SYSTEM Greeter: "Simmerddown" has entered the room gutbucket9: but you can pick out the intelligence past all the anger, you kno? Mr no recess: i have this tape some guy made me, but id like to get a cd or lp SYSTEM Greeter: "Simmerddown" has left the room gutbucket9: of minor threat? Mr no recess: oh yeh.thats the cool part..the sardonic things Mr no recess: yeh gutbucket9: yeah, the CD's awesome gutbucket9: complete discography Mr no recess: righ thats what i have on tape Mr no recess: right gutbucket9: I've got all the vinyl stuff as well Mr no recess: cool gutbucket9: the CD definitely helps gutbucket9: because you get the lyrics, which help a lot gutbucket9: and good photobooklet Mr no recess: lucky u gutbucket9: hehe gutbucket9: it's bout 4 years ago gutbucket9: I started listening gutbucket9: Ian's in fugazi now, which took me a while to figure out gutbucket9: but I really appreciate them Mr no recess: whys that Mr no recess: oh gutbucket9: I was sort of expecting a hardcore band Mr no recess: oh gutbucket9: at the time I was only into HC Mr no recess: ok gutbucket9: and they're more mellow and complex gutbucket9: but still abrasive at times gutbucket9: Ian doesn't even talk about MT anymore gutbucket9: well he does now and then gutbucket9: but he sort of downplays its significance to him and others Mr no recess: wonder why gutbucket9: the sXe thing for one gutbucket9: how it took off from there gutbucket9: also, some of the songs, like guilty of being white, were really politically incorrect gutbucket9: and fugazi's the most PC band in the world Mr no recess: i hate politics, man gutbucket9: yeah, kind of irrelevant gutbucket9: but it's more social politics Mr no recess: theyre stupid, and i could care less Mr no recess: any kind Mr no recess: i hate them equally gutbucket9: well it interests me when it's affecting us gutbucket9: the structure of society.. gutbucket9: the rigidity of it gutbucket9: that matters to me Mr no recess: social issues i care about, but im not going to be involved in any kind of finagleing gutbucket9: how do you mean Mr no recess: or lobbying or any of that shit gutbucket9: oh yeah, activism.. hehe Mr no recess: like working in the system, blah blah gutbucket9: well every sane person knows that's a joke Mr no recess: a fcuking bore Mr no recess: yep gutbucket9: fugazi's into activism too, kind of naive Mr no recess: i just bristle every time someone does activism Mr no recess: so shallow and dull and meaningless gutbucket9: it's all tied to the naive 60's save the world utopian nonsense Mr no recess: we gotta do this...we gotta do that...blah blah Mr no recess: fuck it Mr no recess: yeh exactly gutbucket9: I've come to a sort of realization gutbucket9: all politics, everything to do with civilizatin is a fight between community and individualism Mr no recess: right...like my way is right gutbucket9: there are a few who subscribe to the notion of community and doggedly pursue it gutbucket9: I mean, it's the socialists, the legislators who pass laws for "the good of the people" Mr no recess: those are people who lose there sense of self in the process gutbucket9: yeah, and those people insist on looking out for the good of others gutbucket9: rather than keeping their nose in their own goddamn business Mr no recess: i dunno..ive always been of the mindset that, ill look out for myself..so sont fuck with me Mr no recess: dont gutbucket9: exactly... that's individualism gutbucket9: a rare commodity gutbucket9: Rollins says something in his book.... Mr no recess: i like people, but id never push my ideas on anyone... gutbucket9: he says "Unity is evil and dangerous" gutbucket9: and that struck a nerve with me because I've always been saying that Mr no recess: yeh, i dont like groups gutbucket9: I know, it's code for "We'll all group together, but you've got to conform and stick to what we say so we work as a whole" Mr no recess: thats how we get cults..idiots joning together with bad minds gutbucket9: yeah, religion ties into that too.. the sheep mentality Mr no recess: yep gutbucket9: the punks who all dress the same gutbucket9: it all follows THAT FUCKING PATTERN in society Mr no recess: see, i CANNOT stand being told what to do..and i never ever tell anyone to do anything as a result gutbucket9: people wearing suits, going into business gutbucket9: but OH NO.... YOU don't know what's best for you and YOU can't take care of yourself Mr no recess: i never ever boss people around..its just not me, i ont care what people do if they are cool with me. gutbucket9: so we need someone to legislate for your safety Mr no recess: thats why having a bossy person in your life is hell gutbucket9: "but see, that's not being part of a community.. blah blah" gutbucket9: the sheep mentality.... every fucking one has got that it seems Mr no recess: yeh, i go out of my way to avoid that gutbucket9: kids going off to college who really have no original ideas, just going along with what they've been instructed they SHOULD do Mr no recess: its sad, really. ive done some crazy stuff, made some crazy choices in my life, but they were mine. not some safe prescribed way of behavior gutbucket9: that good, and it's sad really, that kids don't realize there are MORE options than the narrow ones they've been presented gutbucket9: well, maybe it's just the misfits like us mike who ask for too much from life Mr no recess: im pretty fucked up socially in a way, but at least im no sheep Mr no recess: yeh, all i ask is to be understood and respected..but i dont look the part, i dont act the part, so i dont get respect gutbucket9: yeah I'm socially ass backwards, but I also think more than the people who just work their way in Mr no recess: i think i just think too much gutbucket9: those people seem happy with following fixed paths, so be it gutbucket9: they don't question those paths, but they've happy that way, and that's their own choice Mr no recess: its kind of nice having no idea what ill be doing a year from now Mr no recess: life is better that way gutbucket9: hehe gutbucket9: fuck security Mr no recess: yeh really..its for the weak gutbucket9: education..... it doesn't interest me... gutbucket9: I'm interested in SELF education Mr no recess: so you gonna go to college? gutbucket9: and everything I know has been attained through self education Mr no recess: thats the best kind gutbucket9: well I haven't applied yet gutbucket9: cuz I haven't really cared to Mr no recess: well, dont so it if you dont want to Mr no recess: youll just end up flunking Mr no recess: or dropping out gutbucket9: I really don't, but I probably will anyway because my mom is so insistent and I don't have the backbone to tell her no gutbucket9: I undoubtedly will... Mr no recess: yeh..its SUCH an expected thing Mr no recess: for a graduate to do gutbucket9: I mean, the very notion of learning from another person gutbucket9: I dunno, it disturbs gutbucket9: me Mr no recess: hehe sickens you? gutbucket9: that they could present any line of bullshit to you, and you'll believe it because they're the "professor" gutbucket9: you ever notice how every goddamn kid who comes out of college ends up an avowed socialist? Mr no recess: yeh why pay to be talked at by nerds you could never relate to in a million years gutbucket9: it never fails!! Mr no recess: really? i dont know much about it gutbucket9: nerds with an agenda gutbucket9: seriously??! hehe gutbucket9: cuz they do Mr no recess: im pretty ignorant and simple minded in alot of ways Mr no recess: its sad, but im just like a kid gutbucket9: you don't seem that way from every conversation I've had with you gutbucket9: you seem like you've got some ideas about you gutbucket9: maybe you're like a kid socially or whatever, but your mind is sharp Mr no recess: yeh...but in the real world..practical things most people take for granted..i have no clue about Mr no recess: well, thanks gutbucket9: very sharp, you're the brightest guy I've met here I think.. but I know what you mean about that gutbucket9: like simple interaction with others Mr no recess: yeh, well, i appreciate that, chris. i just wish i wasnt such a simpleminded fuck sometimes gutbucket9: I guess there's a certain personality type that we both fit into, but a lot of things you've said about yourself resonate with me gutbucket9: well how do you mean simpleminded? Mr no recess: like i cant remember anything;;like lyrics, song titles..it so sad gutbucket9: YOU.... can't remember lyrics??!?! HAHAHAHA gutbucket9: what are you joking?! Mr no recess: well.. Mr no recess: not as well as you gutbucket9: one thing that's defective about me... gutbucket9: I can't understand what the singer is saying without a lyrics sheet gutbucket9: everybody else seems to be able to, but it just sounds like gibberish to me Mr no recess: of any band? gutbucket9: pretty much gutbucket9: you know in 1970 gutbucket9: when iggy goes "beautiful baby, feed my love" Mr no recess: yeh gutbucket9: I never realized that's what he was saying until you quoted it Mr no recess: hehe really gutbucket9: I dunno, it's weird Mr no recess: i do that too, to a degree Mr no recess: ive known people who dont even pay any attention to lyrics gutbucket9: well I'm pretty damn bad in that department. hehe gutbucket9: yeah, most people Mr no recess: whatsoever. like i had this one friend and each time id say "you know that part where he sings..." Mr no recess: and shed just look at me and say "i dont listen to lyrics" gutbucket9: yeah, where it might as well be air supply or something gutbucket9: I've never met a guy who pays attention to the lyrics before in real life gutbucket9: don't care if they've got something to say Mr no recess: its sad..but maybe i just get that from all that dylan i ingested as a youth...attention to lyrics gutbucket9: minor threat was the band where I REALLY took the effort to dissect every song and determine its meaning gutbucket9: like the song "It follows" Mr no recess: but you get so much more out of a song that way, and its amazing how sad 90% of lyrics are gutbucket9: it's about how the stupid attitudes of childhood get carried over into the adult world gutbucket9: and it impacts you Mr no recess: yeh gutbucket9: it would be hard to really tap into black flag if I couldn't relate to most of the lyrics Mr no recess: oh, man..it might as well be me singing those words..literally gutbucket9: on depression... Mr no recess: yep exactly gutbucket9: "I ain't got no friends to call my own, I just sit here all alone" gutbucket9: man, you know he's been there too Mr no recess: aint no girls wanna touch me gutbucket9: exactly! Mr no recess: i dont need your godamn sympathy gutbucket9: the henry version is that much more intense on damaged Mr no recess: yeh, i was thinkin id go hunt that out tomorrow gutbucket9: it's a concept album actually I think gutbucket9: you really should Mr no recess: kind of essential gutbucket9: the whole second half is about depression, isolation, and mental anguish Mr no recess: yeh..what a concept! SYSTEM Greeter: "TunneIRat" has entered the room gutbucket9: heck yes TunneIRat: hey Gut gutbucket9: hey tunnel gutbucket9: the first half is more classic black flag anthems, the second is pretty rough going TunneIRat: where's our buddy BogusBadge.......oh wait, he's off reading Chomsky Mr no recess: cool. great cover on that cd too Mr no recess: the broken glass gutbucket9: hehe... and hiding from the klan government gutbucket9: yep... TunneIRat: Is that "The First Four Years"? gutbucket9: punching the mirror image gutbucket9: Damaged actually TunneIRat: oh ok Mr no recess: that guy is a peice of work gutbucket9: I wonder who that guy is TunneIRat: who cares gutbucket9: I do Mr no recess: which guy Mr no recess: on the cover? gutbucket9: the guy on the cover of Damaged Mr no recess: thought it was henry TunneIRat: Sorry, I thought you were referring to BogusBadge gutbucket9: I don't think so Mr no recess: referring to bogus badges, now thats a useless activity gutbucket9: his head's a little too big Mr no recess: badge gutbucket9: yep. he's a lost cause Mr no recess: henry had the jock pinhead, thats true gutbucket9: I mean henry's head is smaller literally, but bigger figuratively Mr no recess: hehe Mr no recess: exactly gutbucket9: but the cover epitomized the record TunneIRat: that's uaually the case, isn't it Mr no recess: didnt face to face rip it off kinda gutbucket9: yeah, especially if you're an mtv star Mr no recess: like rancid ripped off MT gutbucket9: yeah, i've seen that Mr no recess: for their cover gutbucket9: hell, who HASN'T rancid ripped off?!? Mr no recess: excactly TunneIRat: Rancid's ripoff is so blatant it's disgusting gutbucket9: I fucking swear to god, even goddamn LINES were stolen from other bands Mr no recess: why didnt they just call it never mind the bullocks heres rancid gutbucket9: but the MT cover made it obvious Mr no recess: that they suck shit gutbucket9: "berkeley calling" TunneIRat: I was just gonna say that Gut!!! No shit! gutbucket9: hehe... awesome! Mr no recess: hmm lets find a stair well, ok mohawk boy..'do Ian!" TunneIRat: wow Mr no recess: gutbucket9: yeah yeah.... the cover will convey how alienated we are.!! gutbucket9: through second hand ideas Mr no recess: yeh! TunneIRat: The only thing they're alienated from is their roots Mr no recess: Ian was probly tired as fuck, when someone took that photo..and the mohawk guy just poses for a big label cd cover gutbucket9: and the present day, with their 20 year old fashions Mr no recess: its sickening TunneIRat: Actually that was Ian's bro on the cover Mr no recess: well whomever gutbucket9: yeah, that's what I heard TunneIRat: yeah, i get ya gutbucket9: alec mackaye gutbucket9: looks exactly the same though Mr no recess: yeh thats true TunneIRat: ]well, bald heads tend to gutbucket9: still, it's a powerful image Mr no recess: and REAL Mr no recess: unlike rancid gutbucket9: just convey everything in one snap Mr no recess: yep. gutbucket9: well at least rancid's got smart fashion stylings TunneIRat: very original too gutbucket9: I'm sure they spend a good hour a day in front of the mirror getting JUST the right look Mr no recess: he wore a cowboy hat when i saw rancid... SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room BogusBadge: whats up TunneIRat: actually, I bet they have hairdressers do it for them gutbucket9: hey badge TunneIRat: hey look who we have here, Gut Mr no recess: great, align yourself with bigoted rednecks..how punk BogusBadge: whats going on SYSTEM Greeter: "BUSTEDSKULL" has entered the room BogusBadge: hey BUSTED Mr no recess: look out everybody! here comes the Mr no recess: SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SP IDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! SYSTEM Greeter: "BUSTEDSKULL" has left the room Mr no recess: SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SP IDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDER!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! BogusBadge: spider Mr no recess: creepy crawl BogusBadge: thats was a gangsters name I knew gutbucket9: lol gutbucket9: creepy crawl BogusBadge: they called him spider gutbucket9: creepy crawl the whiskey BogusBadge: they used to call me king snake Mr no recess: hey spider..im gonna smack down yo ass BogusBadge: what did everyone do this weekend Mr no recess: i need to get a creepy crawl siper tat like henry Mr no recess: er spider gutbucket9: I purchased some michael jordon cologne TunneIRat: Naw, get a siper BogusBadge: who is henry Mr no recess: did you now Mr no recess: ok funny man Mr no recess: laff it up gutbucket9: I'm smoof gutbucket9: henry kissinger gutbucket9: he fronted black flag Mr no recess: you smell like a rich selfish basketball star TunneIRat: har har Mr no recess: mmmm BogusBadge: I was going to buy the michael jordan cologne but instead I bought the BILLy dee williams one BogusBadge: smells good Mr no recess: isnt that just colt 45? TunneIRat: Fuck, I drank it and got shitfaced gutbucket9: doubles as a fragrance BogusBadge: he moved on Mr no recess: exactly gutbucket9: puke it up on your shirt Mr no recess: set for the nite BogusBadge: I used to drink a bunch of ghetto beer gutbucket9: "hey, that's not vomit, that's my personality" Mr no recess: in vomit form SYSTEM Greeter: "good beer" has entered the room BogusBadge: talking about beer Mr no recess: and good beer to you is?? BogusBadge: whats up good beer TunneIRat: ghetto beer? What the fuck is......wait, don't answer me TunneIRat: I'm not in the mood Mr no recess: sam adams..petes wicked ,now you die yuppie BogusBadge: I used to drink OE gutbucket9: lol gutbucket9: oly, coors, the usual BogusBadge: now I drink specials brews and bull dog Mr no recess: oly? TunneIRat: Hey you motherfuckers, I only drink Bud BogusBadge: who likes brass monkey gutbucket9: that's a beer, ain't it? good beer: sorry folks king cobra is the brew gutbucket9: I've heard of it Mr no recess: bud..the choice of alice cooper BogusBadge: yeah cobra gutbucket9: bud ice, man TunneIRat: hell yeah BogusBadge: I smoke buds TunneIRat: I got me a frosty one right next to me Mr no recess: 'case a day" alice gutbucket9: hippie BogusBadge: why am I a hippie good beer: who doesn't smoke bud TunneIRat: hippie fuck gutbucket9: because of your long hair Mr no recess: you smoke grass, thats why Mr no recess: no its not hair TunneIRat: and bellbottoms Mr no recess: well, it depends how long gutbucket9: and your chiffon vest BogusBadge: I dont have long hair TunneIRat: tie-dye Mr no recess: and your spangly boots gutbucket9: mohair chaps TunneIRat: granny glasses BogusBadge: I wear daisy duke shorts with cow boy boots Mr no recess: floppy velvet hat BogusBadge: that does make me a hippie TunneIRat: why aren't I surprised gutbucket9: hackey sack made from hemp Mr no recess: no it makes you a big fruit Mr no recess: hemp necklace TunneIRat: dream catcher earrings BogusBadge: I think to make stuff out of hemp is waste of hemp Mr no recess: 17 earings in your ear BogusBadge: I rather just smoke it than wear it gutbucket9: floral print clothing Mr no recess: butterfly collars BogusBadge: is that the disco era gutbucket9: coke spoon necklace TunneIRat: yeah, sell the hemp instead, but wait, then the Nazi government will get the proceeds Mr no recess: dont question! Mr no recess: pet rocks Mr no recess: brim instant coffee gutbucket9: don't buy that cookie... the nazi's will benefit! TunneIRat: aw, not tonight BogusBadge: goverment gets the proceeds cause they sell it TunneIRat: oh, jeez BogusBadge: my hook up is bill clinton TunneIRat: spare me hippie Mr no recess: walrus mustaches gutbucket9: oversized belts BogusBadge: I wonder if chelsey clinto smokes Mr no recess: earthshoes BogusBadge: how the fuck do you spell her name TunneIRat: and them brown leather jackets with the frills Mr no recess: no those are cool TunneIRat: Chelsea smokes poles Mr no recess: the suede ones? gutbucket9: green volkswagen BogusBadge: I bet she does Mr no recess: snorting cokeoff the latest fleetwood mac lp BogusBadge: yeah TunneIRat: is there a new one out? BogusBadge: yeah TunneIRat: Damn... Mr no recess: yeh, its all hardcore covers TunneIRat: nice BogusBadge: Ive seen them play before Mr no recess: yep BogusBadge: I went and I got this old guy like 50 year stoned , he was fucked up , he bought me beer and some nachos TunneIRat: I wonder if they covered "Sit On My Face Stevie Nicks" by the Rotters... BogusBadge: guy was cool gutbucket9: goldfish bowls full of cocaine Mr no recess: itd be fitting gutbucket9: ah, the rotters Mr no recess: coffee tables full of cocaine TunneIRat: Gut knows his shit gutbucket9: La punk gutbucket9: 78 Mr no recess: i could have said ah the rotters TunneIRat: sorry dude TunneIRat: yup Mr no recess: sheesh gutbucket9: true, true Mr no recess: le car gutbucket9: you wouldn't know sit on my face stevie knicks was released as a single in 78 though, would you? TunneIRat: No, but I'm not surprised gutbucket9: I rest me case Mr no recess: who here has had there face sat upon BogusBadge: who the hell is stevie Knicks gutbucket9: not I thank god Mr no recess: recently gutbucket9: I don't see the appeal in that for whatever reason good beer: that would be me Mr no recess: shes a cheerleader BogusBadge: yeah gutbucket9: rather have my dick sat on Mr no recess: ..so to speak TunneIRat: Stevie Knicks was the lead singer for the band The Fucking Dipshits good beer: both are fun TunneIRat: From Fresno BogusBadge: where are those guys from gutbucket9: yeah, they had a big album... BogusBadge: yeah Mr no recess: chicks on top..another GREAT band gutbucket9: rumours, right? Mr no recess: i mean GREAT TunneIRat: Their ONLY album, I believe TunneIRat: yeah, Rumours TunneIRat: Great band BogusBadge: what do they play Mr no recess: no it was Tumors TunneIRat: Punk, you fucking dipshit gutbucket9: they play 70s cocaine rock TunneIRat: yeah TUMORS, sorry BogusBadge: thats cool Mr no recess: hard core nasal twitching PUNK TunneIRat: loook for that record, Bogus BogusBadge: they were a bunch of tweakers BogusBadge: I hardly buy records but I will like to look at it Mr no recess: check out the badn american heritage, too.. TunneIRat: yeah, I look AT records all the time, that's what they're for SYSTEM Greeter: "iZ silly" has entered the room iZ silly: he bogus baby gutbucket9: american heritage is good... and also get the record by Young Adventure BogusBadge: they are there to listen to but I dont buy them BogusBadge: hey whats up iZ silly: miss me hunnie? TunneIRat: and Bread is a hardcore band BogusBadge: yeah very much iZ silly: how much gutbucket9: David Screamer and Bread TunneIRat: that's it, humiliate him BogusBadge: very much Mr no recess: oh fuck...bread..i saw a guy get wasted at a bread show in 77 Mr no recess: it was brutal gutbucket9: there was some crazy pogoing going on I bet TunneIRat: yeah, Bread were pretty hardcore guys Mr no recess: no mercy,man..no mercy..those breadbakers..as they called the most rabid fans gutbucket9: they used to throw peanut butter at the audience TunneIRat: where are they now? I hear the singer is a big record exec gutbucket9: david geffen iZ silly: throw peanut butter? SYSTEM Greeter: "isobelle" has entered the room Mr no recess: seals and crofts...now thats hard fuckin core TunneIRat: that was him? Oh yeah, he was called David Dough back then iZ silly: soundz yummy Mr no recess: snotty seals..and cunt crofts gutbucket9: KC and the Hardcore band Mr no recess: that was some nasty mean punk Mr no recess: peter paul and fuckme TunneIRat: Crosby, Stills, Nash and Rotten gutbucket9: I remember slamdancing to Rush back in '81....brutal Mr no recess: yeh grotty lee iZ silly: any 1 ever herd of the band acid test they made like one cd in florid or was it california it was called drop TunneIRat: dude, that early rush gave me a.....well, rush SYSTEM Greeter: "isobelle" has left the room gutbucket9: pretty breakneck TunneIRat: How about Kansas Mr no recess: nothing tops jimmy 'razor" buffet live at cbgbs in 79 TunneIRat: Skinhead fucks Mr no recess: a girl got raped live on stage gutbucket9: yeah, the kansas "dust in the wind" tour with bad brains.. Mr no recess: that guys worse than gg BogusBadge: that must of been a hardcore punk show iZ silly: hey aint any one talkin 2 me? gutbucket9: and then he cut off her limbs, right? BogusBadge: yeah Mr no recess: wasntit puke in the wind? gutbucket9: oh, right Mr no recess: right...and played drums with em Mr no recess: brutal stuff Mr no recess: as i said gutbucket9: christ, I was so strung out on black beauties, I can barely remember! BogusBadge: brutal truth Mr no recess: yeh 40 tuinols later, man! Mr no recess: i still have the blood stains on my bondage pants iZ silly: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room gutbucket9: remember that James Taylor show where he stripped on stage and shoved the mike up his ass? Mr no recess: doth we offend? Mr no recess: lol yeah!! gutbucket9: gawd, that was nutty! Mr no recess: then he got carly simon out for a gang rape Mr no recess: with every member of steely dan gutbucket9: and then he cut his penis off with a guitar string Mr no recess: LOL gutbucket9: fucking HARDCORE, man! SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room Mr no recess: yeah! and shoved it in the sound hole..and threwit in the audience! Mr no recess: kick ass!! gutbucket9: I saw it being sold at an auction a year ago! gutbucket9: THAT guitar Mr no recess: penis included?? gutbucket9: no, unfortunately gutbucket9: had it been, i would have bought it Mr no recess: damn, that would have upped the value gutbucket9: that's a collectors item Mr no recess: god that was fucking funny, chris Mr no recess: the guitar string line TunneIRat: fuckin P* gutbucket9: hehe... it was .. spontanous Mr no recess: ive never laffed so hard on here gutbucket9: spontaneous Mr no recess: that was twisted! gutbucket9: yes.. literally! Mr no recess: james taylorr????!?! Mr no recess: thats to much Mr no recess: oh man gutbucket9: not before he got sucked off by debbie harry of course SYSTEM Greeter: "y786" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "knight of NI" has entered the room Mr no recess: and titfucked her while wearing a quaker outfit? yeh gutbucket9: that was when you got a REAL show foryour money! gutbucket9: interesting. very Mr no recess: oh hell yeh..not many singer songwriters emasculate themselves anymore gutbucket9: it's really a lost art BogusBadge: MOther Do you want to band heas with me Mr no recess: gordon lightfoot...when he cut his balls off using a bic pen refill? Mr no recess: i mean> where IS that today?? gutbucket9: And swallowing them whole... THat was entertainment! BogusBadge: today i saw a boat car and it went into the marina Mr no recess: oh hell yeh! without missing a lineof the song! Mr no recess: thats talent BogusBadge: who drives drunk good beer: always BogusBadge: I ride my bike drunk knight of NI: its a little hard where i am there are always cops lurking all over the polace SYSTEM Greeter: "WHOPPER2" has entered the room BogusBadge: just have to watch out for parked cars Mr no recess: steely dan..77, man. when they cut off each others penises, and sewed them on each other? Mr no recess: THAT was a show WHOPPER2: whats up punks gutbucket9: and man... just 10 dollars a ticket!! Mr no recess: never forget it Mr no recess: and free beer! Mr no recess: shit.. Mr no recess: where IS that today?? Mr no recess: i ask you BogusBadge: yeah the pigs are always watching my back gutbucket9: his penis? probably in some medical waste disposal unit knight of NI: theirs a station like a mile from our house Mr no recess: deep underground BogusBadge: yeah SYSTEM Greeter: "WHOPPER2" has left the room BogusBadge: I dont care about them I try to avoid them , if I get pulled over Im fucked for live Mr no recess: jim croce..79..you know what show i mean, gut? BogusBadge: life knight of NI: plus i live at mt friends house whos dad is a cop BogusBadge: yeah gutbucket9: sex AND violence BogusBadge: damn that sucks knight of NI: makes it a little harder BogusBadge: yeah BogusBadge: Im glad no one in my family is a pig knight of NI: i dont pay rent so it equals out Mr no recess: maybe gettin arrested would straighten out your hippie ass bogus BogusBadge: fuck that shit I aint going donw BogusBadge: down Mr no recess: yeh.so jim comes out with this giant dildo, .. BogusBadge: I will take the 5 0s out Mr no recess: and wel..you tell the rest gut BogusBadge: how do you guys know that shit Mr no recess: we just know BogusBadge: but how Mr no recess: hey man gutbucket9: yeah, the stuff involving the amputee BogusBadge: whats up gutbucket9: no need to go into that! Mr no recess: right...so theres this Mr no recess: oh..ok BogusBadge: cool BogusBadge: who has the new wu tang gutbucket9: damn... this michael jordon cologne gets me all the chicks! BogusBadge: I have to get that shit Mr no recess: suffice it to say....he was bad bad baddest manin the whole damn town that night BogusBadge: bad bad leroy bronw baddes man in the whole damn town gutbucket9: and that legless chick didn't know what hit her! BogusBadge: yeah BogusBadge: I dont get chicks with my billy dee williams cologne Mr no recess: ok i have to say it ; jim impales this no legger chick on this dildo BogusBadge: I usually get kids asking me to buy them 49oz gutbucket9: ewwww!! Mr no recess: swings her over the audience.. gutbucket9: damn, that didn't need to be said! Mr no recess: and ,bam! hits james taylor..right in the head gutbucket9: and then... "HAHAHAHAH." everyone in the audience chuckles! BogusBadge: when you people think of disney do you think of acid gutbucket9: and james goes... "alright... I admit it Jim, you're amazing" Mr no recess: so james is pissed, gets on stage, strips down, grabs jims mike ...and Mr no recess: shoives it up his ass@@@ Mr no recess: THEN! gutbucket9: euch!! Mr no recess: he gets oneof jims roundwounds, and and..well you take it gut gutbucket9: then the amputee gets pissed and pulls herself over to jim and pulls his legs out from under him Mr no recess: he hit SO hard he began thinking he was john denver! gutbucket9: And immediately started drinking Mr no recess: ,,heavily gutbucket9: anyway, I gotta quit before I get addicted gutbucket9: later mike, tunnel,