SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Country" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: SandoZ: <---just wants a car heh Sugerbaby: good night everyone :) pretty jive: yes a car would be nice zerokoo1: i going to drive from tx to ca sd SandoZ: nite suger pretty jive: nie nie sugar zerokoo1: nite SYSTEM Greeter: "Sugerbaby" has left the room SandoZ: . zerokoo1: ` The Cheez: © zerokoo1: laugh zerokoo1: 0kool Corndog1: my car is a piece of shit zerokoo1: mine to The Cheez: i don't have one The Cheez: i can't drive zerokoo1: z-e-r-o-k-o-o-l pere ubu 1: anybody ever blown up an abortion clinic? SandoZ: I can hehehehehe zerokoo1: no but if you need help SandoZ: naw... The Cheez: no, i can't say i have SandoZ: .. zerokoo1: j/j zerokoo1: why do you ask have you?? SandoZ: oh yeah. i um just blow up abortion clinics everyday. heh. pere ubu 1: nope pretty jive: brb SYSTEM Greeter: "pretty jive" has left the room pere ubu 1: just curious The Cheez: people who do that are bad bad people zerokoo1: i got powder bur once pere ubu 1: about the logistics involved SandoZ: yeah we blow up abortoin clinics and get online and talk about it..heh..... zerokoo1: im th o.c. bomber pere ubu 1: i should hope so The Cheez: P()()F SYSTEM Greeter: "The Cheez" has left the room zerokoo1: boom pere ubu 1: oh, that is just too goddamn cute SandoZ: yeap zerokoo1: just joshing pere ubu 1: no, not you pere ubu 1: other zerokoo1: o zerokoo1: sigh SYSTEM Greeter: "pretty jive" has entered the room zerokoo1: thought i was in trouble but then i thought im not in school SandoZ: buhbye *foop* SYSTEM Greeter: "SandoZ" has left the room zerokoo1: well im off to bed yall sleep well zerokoo1: ttyl pere ubu 1: yep. pere ubu 1: nite zerokoo1: peace and love pretty jive: nite Corndog1: nnite SYSTEM Greeter: "zerokoo1" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Corndog1" has left the room pretty jive: its only 2.30 man everyones leaven pere ubu 1: 12 30 here SYSTEM Greeter: "Corndog1" has entered the room pere ubu 1: they should be up and about pere ubu 1: starting trouble pretty jive: yea pere ubu 1: makes you wonder pere ubu 1: what do they have to do that's so important? pretty jive: masturbate maybe pretty jive: heh pere ubu 1: I mean making a livin ain't easy when the stoops bear down on your back nightly pere ubu 1: yeah, pobably. hehe pere ubu 1: probably pretty jive: which is probably better then jus sittn here... pretty jive: hmmm... pere ubu 1: yeah, now that you mention it pretty jive: feh im too laZZie to pere ubu 1: might as well go tune into the national public radio SYSTEM Greeter: "Corndog1" has left the room pere ubu 1: and whip up a frenzy pere ubu 1: kill me some pagans...hah!!! pretty jive: ya know...gotta turn of the puter....go to yer rm...blah blah pretty jive: hehe pretty jive: npr is great fer masturbaten pere ubu 1: I am in my..room actually pretty jive: lucky pere ubu 1: yes, any commercial free radio band is pere ubu 1: especially when there's LESS TALK, AND MORE ROCK!!! pretty jive: altho i love hearn bout car deals while doin it pretty jive: spices it up a bit pere ubu 1: and hair care products SYSTEM Greeter: "J Maher" has entered the room pretty jive: yea pere ubu 1: informative information.... if you've been injured in an auto accident, call bill myerson, attorney at law. he'll kill your brain while he's up! pretty jive: pere ubu 1: I like radio pretty jive: i can tell pere ubu 1: it makes the hackles on the back of my neck stand up pretty jive: as well as....other things SYSTEM Greeter: "XjunebugX" has entered the room pere ubu 1: brings me to new heights of sadomasochistic urgency pretty jive: ::wink wink nudge nudge:: pere ubu 1: til where I can't kill no more SYSTEM Greeter: "J Maher" has left the room pere ubu 1: no, I don't really SYSTEM Greeter: "XjunebugX" has left the room pere ubu 1: I just make people think I do pere ubu 1: cuz it's fun that way and stuff pretty jive: right....right... pretty jive: so where you from? pere ubu 1: another day for me and you pere ubu 1: another day with nothing to do pere ubu 1: los angeles pere ubu 1: folk music pere ubu 1: bob dylan, phil ochs pretty jive: peter paul and mary pere ubu 1: richard thompson pere ubu 1: garage rock too pere ubu 1: I'm starting a band of my own pretty jive: o yes? pretty jive: what kinda pere ubu 1: hey now girl, psychotic reaction pere ubu 1: psychedelic pere ubu 1: garage pere ubu 1: I'm gonna play theremin pere ubu 1: and electric jug pere ubu 1: leave bongos too the druggies pere ubu 1: and the thieves pretty jive: yea pretty jive: do you realize how entertaining you are pretty jive: pere ubu 1: all I need is a group of like minded individuals to indulge in my same waste of time activities pere ubu 1: I'm not, really pere ubu 1: I just play one on TV! pretty jive: well at 2.30...yes you are pere ubu 1: and goddamn if I don't do it well pere ubu 1: well, thank you, that's nice to hear pretty jive: heh pere ubu 1: I just wish I was a better guitarist pere ubu 1: with more chops pretty jive: pork or lamb pere ubu 1: and more money making prospects pere ubu 1: beer pere ubu 1: or beef pere ubu 1: tom waits rocks pere ubu 1: like none other pretty jive: dont listen to him myself pere ubu 1: that's cool, he's rather difficult to understand pere ubu 1: more like jazzbo skronk industrial stomp rather than punk pretty jive: yuo sayn ima stOOpid pere ubu 1: well, are you? hehehe pere ubu 1: I wouldn't know pretty jive: feh pere ubu 1: I don't think I am pretty jive: ::plugs her ears:: pretty jive: im not gunna listen to this pere ubu 1: nah, I'm just joshing pretty jive: yea yea pere ubu 1: I don't assault other people's credibility until they've travelled straight to the heart of darkness pere ubu 1: hey, don't believe me pretty jive: good book pere ubu 1: no skin off my back!! pretty jive: eeww pere ubu 1: but seriously.. pretty jive: of course pere ubu 1: attendance to concerts should be mandatory pere ubu 1: at the cost of death pere ubu 1: to the attendees pere ubu 1: I know when I start organizing them, they will be pretty jive: yes yes..concerts..eh...shows yes pere ubu 1: because I'm not dealing with inadequacy any longer! pere ubu 1: from now on, it's top of the notch or nothing at all pretty jive: more powaH to ya pere ubu 1: thanks pere ubu 1: I hate federal government power pere ubu 1: it's so arresting SYSTEM Greeter: "l'm retarded" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "ULFCHILD" has left the room pere ubu 1: makes me feel like i'm living in a blanket pere ubu 1: tied down pere ubu 1: ineffectual pretty jive: wool..or cotton l'm retarded: any body here ever heard of wasted time? pretty jive: no but i am l'm retarded: theyre on grass records pere ubu 1: neither pretty jive: quilted? l'm retarded: damn SYSTEM Greeter: "skaprincess" has entered the room pere ubu 1: whatsit called pretty jive: electri? pretty jive: c pere ubu 1: .. skaprincess: hi all pretty jive: yep pere ubu 1: hmm pere ubu 1: pleather l'm retarded: anyone here heard of the letter b? pere ubu 1: or something like that pretty jive: its not fuNN when others talk is it pere ubu 1: eh? l'm retarded: lalalalala l'm retarded: watch the bosstones? pretty jive: go on pereie skaprincess: ay ay ay l'm retarded: am not your steppin stone l'm retarded: i i i i i am not your steppin stone l'm retarded: later pere ubu 1: bye pretty jive: ::coff:: pere ubu 1: cuz I luv that dirty water pere ubu 1: boston, you're my home pretty jive: scarthy l'm retarded: nevermind pretty jive: nevermind.... SYSTEM Greeter: "l'm retarded" has left the room pere ubu 1: nevermind the adverts skaprincess: did anyone see skolar tonite? pere ubu 1: no, they were sold out pere ubu 1: ka ping! pretty jive: well...no...cuz...yer in san diego pretty jive: and im in chi baby SYSTEM Greeter: "l'm retarded" has entered the room pretty jive: hey! pretty jive: i thot you leFt pere ubu 1: down by the bands of the river charles skaprincess: no, it's someone's nickname on here.... pere ubu 1: that's where you'll find me along with lovers muggers and theives l'm retarded: what time is it central timing pere ubu 1: well I love that dirty water....mmmmm, boston, you're my home pretty jive: 2.43 pere ubu 1: mindwest l'm retarded: anyone lie funsize/ l'm retarded: ? l'm retarded: ? l'm retarded: ? pretty jive: lie pretty jive: no thanks pere ubu 1: man sized action pere ubu 1: naked raygun l'm retarded: {'}-{.} l'm retarded: ______- pere ubu 1: articles of faith skaprincess: why isn't there anyone here tonite? l'm retarded: anyone heard of fun size? pere ubu 1: the effigies l'm retarded: cos they all have lives unlike myself skaprincess: ohhh.... pere ubu 1: reagan youth pere ubu 1: big black l'm retarded: songs about fucking pere ubu 1: racer X l'm retarded: DI l'm retarded: propagandhi pretty jive: go speed racer go speed racer goooo l'm retarded: less than jake SYSTEM Greeter: "skaprincess" has left the room pere ubu 1: he's a regular guy pretty jive: propagandhi....::sigh:: pere ubu 1: brother of speed pere ubu 1: got a big white X pere ubu 1: on the top of his car pretty jive: shit i dont know anymore than that l'm retarded: gamera is really neet gamera is full of meat we are eating gamera.....red blue green yellow, we eat this lucky fellow pere ubu 1: racer X keeps his speed in a little glass jar pere ubu 1: racer X on the road pere ubu 1: racer X on the track pere ubu 1: little cartoon nips pere ubu 1: racer X on attack!! pere ubu 1: okay!! l'm retarded: fucking shit im bored l'm retarded: later pretty jive: jus listen to pere l'm retarded: nope nevermind pere ubu 1: well this is more entertaining than staring at the walls l'm retarded: true pretty jive: stop lien to me retarted pere ubu 1: it beats picking cotton and waiting to be forgotten pere ubu 1: as tommy stinson said l'm retarded: i could be learning the letter b songs on drums tomorrow.....we have practice tomorrow l'm retarded: ooooohhhh SYSTEM Greeter: "nakednipple" has entered the room nakednipple: hi l'm retarded: ive been in the band three days cos they kicked out their old drummer pere ubu 1: no, she's just a friend pretty jive: did i ask pere ubu 1: why can't I do anything w'out getting yelled at? pretty jive: yer deaf nakednipple: what band,retard pere ubu 1: always on the phone!! l'm retarded: he was in the band for 3 years and he didnt know the songs and ive been in the band for three days and i know em all but one pretty jive: tsk tsk....doesnt it hurt l'm retarded: the letter b pere ubu 1: I am the walrus pere ubu 1: I am the eggman nakednipple: whos that l'm retarded: coo coo ca choo pere ubu 1: koo koo cachoo l'm retarded: i beat you to it pretty jive: koo...coo l'm retarded: california uber alles l'm retarded: california uber alles l'm retarded: uber alles california uber alles california SYSTEM Greeter: "nakednipple" has left the room pere ubu 1: boy you been a naughty girl you let your face grow long pretty jive: i thot you were bored retard pere ubu 1: yeah really l'm retarded: i am bored pere ubu 1: funny what a difference a meaningless session makes l'm retarded: why the hell do you think ium typing lyrics to a song pretty jive: how bout no pretty jive: ]jus pick up and leave pretty jive: to protect us all pretty jive: come on now... pere ubu 1: the option, voters, is up to you l'm retarded: what? pere ubu 1: national public radio follows in 5...4....3... pretty jive: yea know..come..the children..watch it alright pere ubu 1: it's the black sheets of rain pere ubu 1: nevermind\ l'm retarded: lalalalala pretty jive: ::crickets:: l'm retarded: chirp chirp l'm retarded: go the crickets l'm retarded: chirp chirp SYSTEM Greeter: "Corndog1" has entered the room l'm retarded: chirp chirpgo the cricketschirp chirp l'm retarded: chir chirp go the crickets chirp chirp l'm retarded: chir chirp go the crickets chirp chirp l'm retarded: chir chirp go the crickets chirp chirp l'm retarded: chir chirp go the crickets chirp chirp Corndog1: whos Alvin? l'm retarded: my brother Corndog1: ok l'm retarded: his nn is the letter b l'm retarded: know him? pere ubu 1: are you a black market baby? Corndog1: sorry pretty jive: or possibly own organs from the black market pere ubu 1: why in fuck's name don't you know the whereabouts of your brother? l'm retarded: me? pretty jive: have you met the donor pere ubu 1: david crosby pretty jive: bing crosby pere ubu 1: he donated the library to my high school pere ubu 1: he spend the rest of his money on speed l'm retarded: bing crosby? Corndog1: this sucks. i was talkingg to some guy in the stupid teen room and the computer hung up on me and now hes not there l'm retarded: bill crosby? pere ubu 1: yeah pretty jive: why not the high school to the library pere ubu 1: because then we might actually get an education l'm retarded: why the hell would you talk to someone in the teen room? pretty jive: i beleive thats bill cOSby pretty jive: no r my sir...neXt issUe Corndog1: because the retards in here dont talk to me. pere ubu 1: bill "clapton" cosby pretty jive: hey....im not the retard Corndog1: its like some big fucking dating game in there pretty jive: the audience rated jim as the highest pretty jive: so it looks like you will have another date with him pere ubu 1: you get the consolation prive pere ubu 1: prize..augh l'm retarded: prive? pretty jive: hey pere ubu 1: a trip to honduras, all expenses paid pretty jive: hes try pretty jive: cut him some slack Corndog1: oh!!!! pere ubu 1: okay, so my spelling is fucked pretty jive: sheeesh pretty jive: honduras....eh...lebanon..yes pere ubu 1: and my senses are out of luck l'm retarded: i cant spell worth shit pretty jive: lebanon where everyday is the $th of July pretty jive: 4=$ l'm retarded: i got like 50's on spelling tests pretty jive: see ya..hmm...bad pere ubu 1: bombs are at a premium pretty jive: thumbs up babEee l'm retarded: and i missed descendant because i spelt it the way the descendents speel it pere ubu 1: Sun Ra pretty jive: pity for the punk rocker....can i hea' and AMEN pere ubu 1: I suppose you also misspelled bollocks too, and you'd blame that on the sex pistols! pretty jive: and=Oooooo ouch an pretty jive: always pointn the blame are ya Corndog1: im going pretty jive: 'nevermind' pere ubu 1: everyone's responsible but yourself pretty jive: hey dont lie corn! pretty jive: come on! SYSTEM Greeter: "Corndog1" has left the room pretty jive: good boy pere ubu 1: put his feet to the fire l'm retarded: SHUT UP pretty jive: testy testy SYSTEM Greeter: "le fOu" has entered the room pretty jive: you need to control this anger le fOu: 'elOo.... pretty jive: le fOu..craZZie pere ubu 1: ok, you can tell us to shut up when you stop diddling over the radio at this time pretty jive: its joKe le fOu: lol... le fOu: shudduP... le fOu: molliE... pretty jive: ::Wink:: le fOu: you in heRe...? pretty jive: no le fOu: molleE?~!?@#$ le fOu: you heRe maAn?!?@#$ pretty jive: never am i moLLie le fOu: dammit....answeR meE biTcH?~!? pretty jive: never have i beAn moLLie le fOu: you heRe??~@ pere ubu 1: molly was here yesterday le fOu: =o le fOu: mmMm...k.. le fOu: tanite...no heRe? pere ubu 1: I know molly and, senator, that ain't molly pretty jive: godot....where is he pere ubu 1: I'm waiting for him pere ubu 1: still not here le fOu: fuuuuuck youuu... l'm retarded: i didnt write the fuckin descendents and tell them that theyre gonna die and i hate them cos i spelled it their wasy pere ubu 1: that impunctual bastard pretty jive: what does he look like? le fOu: she aiN't FUCKING heRe... l'm retarded: way pretty jive: molly...curious...beautiful molly pere ubu 1: deranged SYSTEM Greeter: "le fOu" has left the room pere ubu 1: unstable pretty jive: ha pere ubu 1: ...molly pere ubu 1: no, I don't mean that pretty jive: inSane my brother pere ubu 1: just joking pere ubu 1: insane is my middle name pretty jive: dear god not again pretty jive: jus relax pere pretty jive: its OK pere ubu 1: hmm? pretty jive: breathe pretty jive: slowly pere ubu 1: I CAN'T.....I CAN'TTT!!!!!!!LKJ pere ubu 1: I'm all tensed up pretty jive: clam down pretty jive: no no...think pere ubu 1: my nerved are frayed! pretty jive: blue sky pretty jive: sun shining pretty jive: flowers pere ubu 1: deadly skies pretty jive: yes.. pretty jive: no pere ubu 1: dead flowers pretty jive: breathe pretty jive: think molly pere ubu 1: molly? pretty jive: sweet sweet molly l'm retarded: anyone like ltj? l'm retarded: ae l'm retarded: a l'm retarded: aaa pere ubu 1: molly the mighty? pretty jive: yes yes pere ubu 1: molly the conquered? pretty jive: you remeberd pere ubu 1: bridge to molly? pretty jive: BY GOD HES OK pretty jive: HES GUNNA BE OK pretty jive: thanks laSSie pere ubu 1: I've got these arms and legs they flip flop flip flop pere ubu 1: calgari's mirror >> pere ubu 1: deathly molly? pretty jive: wheres my lucky l'm retarded: what pretty jive: pozzo took him pere ubu 1: molly maguire? l'm retarded: park l'm retarded: hark l'm retarded: mark l'm retarded: dark pere ubu 1: the ulster unionists l'm retarded: clark l'm retarded: bark l'm retarded: lark pretty jive: miiiisss suzie had a steam boat pretty jive: the steam boat hadda bell pretty jive: ding ding pere ubu 1: kollaps goes the new building l'm retarded: sing l'm retarded: wing l'm retarded: ding pere ubu 1: ah..... you just can't quite grasp the concept of surreal absurdity, eh retarded? pretty jive: heh pretty jive: sick fool pretty jive: man ray pretty jive: dali pretty jive: uGh pere ubu 1: well we all have our crosses to bear pere ubu 1: rocket from the tombs pere ubu 1: I'm actually tired pretty jive: no pere ubu 1: really pretty jive: feh pretty jive: my love pere ubu 1: I'm ready to expire pretty jive: leaves me again pere ubu 1: all set to die upon the vine pretty jive: ophelia! SYSTEM Greeter: "DayOfTheDaed" has entered the room pretty jive: eeGad! pere ubu 1: flung into oblivion pere ubu 1: kicked! pretty jive: no! no! pere ubu 1: half um stone cold dead! pretty jive: daed...not dead DayOfTheDaed: wouldent it be cool if there was a band called the steroetypes, and there was one dressd up all gothic, one punk, one metalhead and one rapper with really really baggy jeans DayOfTheDaed: that would be cool pere ubu 1: dŒd pere ubu 1: how do you do that thing DayOfTheDaed: anypone ever see nite of the living dead? DayOfTheDaed: O DayOfTheDaed: ?>> DayOfTheDaed: / \ SYSTEM Greeter: "Yggdrasil" has entered the room pretty jive: nite of the liveing dead or daed DayOfTheDaed: dead pere ubu 1: dÏd pere ubu 1: I've seen that movie pere ubu 1: good pic DayOfTheDaed: it sucks, huh? pere ubu 1: fuck no! l'm retarded: over and over and over again pere ubu 1: it's awesome! l'm retarded: im feeling stupid and bored again pretty jive: did you find HAL maTT pere ubu 1: it's like nightmare transposed onto celluloid DayOfTheDaed: it kicks ass untill the end when the blck guy dies DayOfTheDaed: that sucked DayOfTheDaed: it made the movie pointless pere ubu 1: did you see the new version? DayOfTheDaed: no DayOfTheDaed: im going to though DayOfTheDaed: probeley pere ubu 1: yeah, it's no as good l'm retarded: and over and aver agin DayOfTheDaed: tomorrow if its there Yggdrasil: Yeah... actually, I did... pere ubu 1: but the end is a weird twist DayOfTheDaed: anyone ever see predator? pere ubu 1: anyway, I'm checking out before it's too late pretty jive: but my love pere ubu 1: nite my love SYSTEM Greeter: "RATNER" has entered the room pere ubu 1: seriously... I've got things to do tommorrow pretty jive: ok pere ubu 1: like care repairs and stuff DayOfTheDaed: me too, i have to watch B- DayOfTheDaed: RATE pretty jive: nice talkn to you pere ubu 1: bye DayOfTheDaed: horrow movies pretty jive: bye bye pere ubu 1: nice meeting! DayOfTheDaed: horror