Mr no recess: he was tooooo old old old to rock n rooll roll roll BogusBadge: who liked that show the young ones Mr no recess: but he was too young to die SkankItDown: haha! im more PUNK than everyone in this whole room!!!! and im not even a punk!! im an alcaskalick gutbucket9: put on your sneakers and be a kid. why don't you try and have some fun. put on your sneakers and be a kid. you're not fooling anyone xnotapunkx: but wait SkankItDown: no BogusBadge: I have the video of that show and it shows more than what would come out gutbucket9: xnotapunkx: i'm more punk cause my name states i'm not xnotapunkx: so there SkankItDown: viva varity SkankItDown: ya whatever gutbucket9: mike, I got the magazine BogusBadge: wow thats punk xnotapunkx: yer jus jealous SkankItDown: im bored gutbucket9: pretty cool write up SkankItDown: hes got a point xnotapunkx: i'm sleepy Mr no recess: sleep all day work all night drink till everything is all right BogusBadge: Im jealous xnotapunkx: good night all SYSTEM Greeter: "xnotapunkx" has left the room BogusBadge: later dude SkankItDown: hes more punk than all ous us put together BogusBadge: yeah Mr no recess: im gong nowhere fast.how long can this last BogusBadge: he went to bed Mr no recess: did you read it Mr no recess: its a good article SkankItDown: so bogus how long u been in here? gutbucket9: in its entirety BogusBadge: I dont know Mr no recess: the whole magazine? Mr no recess: you freeek BogusBadge: like a hour SkankItDown: seen people come and go huh? gutbucket9: I didn't know greg was a control freak like that BogusBadge: yeah SkankItDown: u seen Mr no recess: easy to see just from the pictures Mr no recess: hes intense SkankItDown: xrayspex or germ girl gutbucket9: he doesn't talk too intense BogusBadge: yeah Mr no recess: he is tho BogusBadge: a while a ago gutbucket9: but when he's onstage, he's violent Mr no recess: oh yeh BogusBadge: like five hours SkankItDown: oh ok gutbucket9: those pics in rockstar's book BogusBadge: cool gutbucket9: with all those weird facial contortions Mr no recess: yeh bizarre SkankItDown: u said u been one only an hour......... hmmmm what does this meen? BogusBadge: what gutbucket9: looks like a guy having his genitals amputated without anisthetic Mr no recess: ill have to work on those Mr no recess: or shitting a peach pit SkankItDown: this looks like a job for ,,,,,,,,,,, average boy! (ta daaaa BogusBadge: put me out on the street , killing police , cant you see , controlls the South of Jersey SkankItDown: stupidous average boy zooms throgh nothing! can jump over nothing hes average like you and me! thats what makes him super! Mr no recess: reminds me of a james taylor show... gutbucket9: the pic on page 12 is the scariest Mr no recess: of the mag? BogusBadge: what are you talking about gutbucket9: nah, rockstar's book gutbucket9: van Mr no recess: i dont have that book SkankItDown: nothin im insane dont listen to me BogusBadge: I just hope the woman I marry could make macaroni and cheese gutbucket9: oh I thought you read it Mr no recess: i did Mr no recess: in the bookstore gutbucket9: ah, I see BogusBadge: thats a punk rock dish Mr no recess: you bought it? how unpunk SYSTEM Greeter: "astroman6" has entered the room gutbucket9: that's a long goddamn time in a bookstore Mr no recess: yeh i know,, gutbucket9: did you hide after closing time behind the shelves? Mr no recess: comfy chair tho gutbucket9: and sleep there? BogusBadge: some people dont know how to make it good some times SYSTEM Greeter: "el dead cow" has entered the room Mr no recess: yeh i hid in the male sexuality section el dead cow: i knew that was yuo BogusBadge: actually if you could make ghetto spegitie is good Mr no recess: woke up covered in bookmarks el dead cow: can't hide from me...you kidder gutbucket9: gotta dodge all the perves passing by SYSTEM Greeter: "SkankItDown" has left the room gutbucket9: er. pervs BogusBadge: wow Mr no recess: yeh..guys wanking into the art of loving by erich fromme SYSTEM Greeter: "SkankItDown" has entered the room el dead cow: hey astroman astroman6: whats up dead cow gutbucket9: those guys are literate at least SkankItDown: more punk than her -----> el dead cow: nothing....nothing at all el dead cow: hey im mo punk that all of you niggaz! Mr no recess: really, degenerate scum, but literate astroman6: jaxonville still as boring as ever el dead cow: i'm so punk that i hit a pig..and i kept driven! SkankItDown: haha! el dead cow: yes it is very very boring el dead cow: as a matta o fact Mr no recess: four hours later..pop the hoodand..bacon! el dead cow: going ta nyc ina few dayz el dead cow: yep yep! el dead cow: da beauty of heat astroman6: movin? SkankItDown: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||h elp|me BogusBadge: rock and roll el dead cow: just spendin a good part of the summa there el dead cow: das all astroman6: thats cool BogusBadge: rock and roll BogusBadge: you must rock and roll gutbucket9: minimum rocknroll astroman6: i am movin to chapel hill in a couple of weeks SkankItDown: skaskaskaskaksaksaksakskaskaskaskaksaksakskaskakasma kakkaksakksakskaksakksakaskasksakskaskaksakskakksaks kaskakskakskakakskakkaksakskaksakskaskaskakakskaksak skakskaskaks BogusBadge: its so hot I have rock and roll amonoia Mr no recess: hey gut, were you aware that the black flag logo represents a flag waving SkankItDown: im bored like shitttttttttttt the Ietter B: a bomb is just a clock with a RIOT inside! Mr no recess: that was interesting BogusBadge: Bored to Death gutbucket9: actually, that occured to be the first time I saw it recess SYSTEM Greeter: "RudyTwoShoes" has entered the room Mr no recess: well arent you cool gutbucket9: well, it might have taken me 2 hours Mr no recess: i guess im an imperceptive dolt gutbucket9: were you aware ray pettibone was greg's bro? Mr no recess: no gutbucket9: actually, i remember being proud of myself when it dawned on me that it represented a flag SYSTEM Greeter: "sNoFLaKe1" has entered the room Mr no recess: but petti is my granpas name sNoFLaKe1: hi sNoFLaKe1: is anyone in here fucked? SkankItDown: me gutbucket9: does your grandpa make grusome, graphic artwork? Mr no recess: yeh, ok gut..your graphic design recognition skills are on a par with warhol..ok? get over it sNoFLaKe1: yeah Mr no recess: no he made kick ass furniture and stuff from wood gutbucket9: I'd hate to be brought down to warholian level. please Mr no recess: ok lichtenstein Mr no recess: better? BogusBadge: Im fucked up gutbucket9: no NY trendy kitsch stuff gutbucket9: fair enough. Mr no recess: fuck Mr no recess: ok jeff koons Mr no recess: hows that?? astroman6: everyone in here is fucked up gutbucket9: rather insulting, but ok BogusBadge: Im really fucked up astroman6: in one way or another Mr no recess: warhol rules SYSTEM Greeter: "sNoFLaKe1" has left the room BogusBadge: Im am a alcoholic SkankItDown: hey who liked to have recess and it got shut down n middle school? BogusBadge: and drink beer Mr no recess: call charter gutbucket9: you're entitled to your opinion el dead cow: charter ya say BogusBadge: I like to go get high in recess el dead cow: i've got sum coupons to their Mr no recess: charter Mr no recess: if you dont call charter...call your mom astroman6: that place is fucked BogusBadge: call my connection gutbucket9: I loved recess because I got to send people into paralysis in german dodgeball el dead cow: hea...have my gift certificates Mr no recess: yeh man, they have a keg of miller in the lobby.. Mr no recess: what the fuck is that???? BogusBadge: what gutbucket9: what is what? Mr no recess: never mind Mr no recess: doofi BogusBadge: too far gone gutbucket9: the bollocks gutbucket9: oh, I follow SkankItDown: anarchy in da uk! BogusBadge: oi oi oi punk rock punk rock oi oi oi punck rock Mr no recess: its an expression..what the fuck is that???? gutbucket9: in regards to the miller Mr no recess: like when something makes no sense gutbucket9: well... it's called easing yourself into the process Mr no recess: yeh in regards to that gutbucket9: ok, chirpy SYSTEM Greeter: "adidas k0Rn" has entered the room Mr no recess: damn non midwesterners Mr no recess: useless at turns of phrase gutbucket9: I could only hope to be a midwestern expression-slinging phenom Mr no recess: well, your on the wrong track, pedro gutbucket9: like bobby fischer SYSTEM Greeter: "kinji" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "adidas k0Rn" has left the room gutbucket9: I was born on the wrong side of the tracks BogusBadge: okay you punks have a good night , my prayers are with you , take care , love you all goodnight and god bless bye SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room Mr no recess: wow..bogus got religion gutbucket9: thanks fellow christian soldier Mr no recess: or was that his mom? astroman6: i think,it was his mom gutbucket9: kids these days... gutbucket9: they're all into this damn christianity, it's crazy Mr no recess: you cleaned up found jesus..things are good or so i hear SYSTEM Greeter: "SkankItDown" has left the room gutbucket9: the older generation, we had rocknroll, we didn't need religion Mr no recess: these jesus freaks..roamin the hiways and biways of america SYSTEM Greeter: "RudyTwoShoes" has left the room kinji: any nirvana rans here Mr no recess: with there scary unwashed denim jackets gutbucket9: I'm a nirvana also ran gutbucket9: their convertible gas guzzlers el dead cow: yep yep! Mr no recess: and their decrepit adidas SYSTEM Greeter: "X Berenice X" has entered the room gutbucket9: all these damn kids like techno bullshit music SYSTEM Greeter: "zVIKINGz" has entered the room gutbucket9: remember when we had rocknroll?? el dead cow: damn kidz! kinji: deformity is a awesome band Mr no recess: i remember gutbucket9: whatever happened to goddamn real drummers and electric guitars?!?! Mr no recess: the black sabbath Mr no recess: THERE was a band! gutbucket9: now it's this bleep-bleep dance shit! Mr no recess: yeh push a button..and they call it music SYSTEM Greeter: "kinji" has left the room gutbucket9: it's all beep-boop with a drum machine overlaid Mr no recess: what a joke!! what happened to j geils for petes sake??? gutbucket9: really... and traffic!! SYSTEM Greeter: "Germs girl" has entered the room zVIKINGz: he got old Mr no recess: i tell you ive HAD IT with this bleep blop shit! Germs girl: el dead cow!!!! el dead cow: germsgirl! Mr no recess: gimme the alllman brothers! gimme bachman turner overdrive! Germs girl: hey!!!! el dead cow: hey!!! gutbucket9: yeah... I've got better things to do than prance around like a queen, high on ecstacy in some empty warehouse! Germs girl: do you remember brooke my friend??? Germs girl: she thinks yr sexy Mr no recess: same here.. i could be drinking schlitz and listening to led zeppelin gutbucket9: gimme husker stooge ferchrissake Germs girl: hey hey im drinking Mr no recess: THATS a band! gutbucket9: we'd fire up a joint and rock out, not dance! Ska Chick2: Charlie Pokie! Mr no recess: hey suzie Mr no recess: husker stooge..ill never forget those guys gutbucket9: hŸsker stŸge... that was rocknroll by god gutbucket9: the pinnacle Germs girl: okay.... hum... gutbucket9: the fulcrum Mr no recess: remember there song YAAAAAA! ? that rocked! 5 minutes of a g chord with a backbeat! Germs girl: im going to let my friend brooke talk now!!okay gutbucket9: yes!!! and the singer just SCREAMED!!! Mr no recess: yeh YAAAAAAAA! SYSTEM Greeter: "cause4alarm" has entered the room gutbucket9: no need for samples or bullshit, just guitar noise and yelling! Mr no recess: yes! yes!!! cause4alarm: hello everyone Mr no recess: the the b side AGGGGGGGHH! Mr no recess: that ruled too! gutbucket9: and we didn't need ecstacy, cause we had amphetamines!! cause4alarm: i havent been on here forever for chissake gutbucket9: whatever happened to good old speed, not these pansy designer drugs! astroman6: you didnt miss much Mr no recess: yeh..they make you feel like youve been gardening for 4 hours cause4alarm: i saw gwar friday night Mr no recess: what the fuck is that?? SYSTEM Greeter: "Yggdrasil" has entered the room Yggdrasil: Tay Tay in Da HOUSE... astroman6: gwar thats a fucked up band gutbucket9: exactly right.... these kids dunno what they're missing! Mr no recess: yo yo tay tay gots it goin on! cause4alarm: yeah, oderus killed the pope gutbucket9: led zeppelin, a bong, and a bottle of jack daniels, man.. Mr no recess: hey chris i got damaged yesterday astroman6: i havent heard anything from them in a long time cause4alarm: the theme of the show was insane penguins gutbucket9: fucking awesome Yggdrasil: Insane Penguins tern me on... gutbucket9: pretty intense, huh? Mr no recess: theres a lasy who sure Mr no recess: ye hit is intense...very raw Mr no recess: and loud..like overdriven gutbucket9: if you're conscious when plant goes into the final verse, yer doing something wrong Mr no recess: exactly SYSTEM Greeter: "Rim 01" has entered the room gutbucket9: damaged I is amazing SYSTEM Greeter: "ADIDAS2" has entered the room gutbucket9: also room 13.. real dark stuff Mr no recess: the guitar riff rules cause4alarm: oh shit, im changing my name. i didnt realize how long ago ive been on Rim 01: im looking for a nice girl that is a really a punk and live in pittsbrug ca. gutbucket9: plus since dez was doing the rhythm parts, greg is constantly doing his demented lead bits SYSTEM Greeter: "cause4alarm" has left the room astroman6: looking in the wrong place Mr no recess: then go outside you knob! ADIDAS2: sup people astroman6: try going to shows and what not Mr no recess: that whole band was damaged..beautifully astroman6: thats probably where you will find her gutbucket9: damaged by you! damaged by me! I'm confused... SYSTEM Greeter: "zVIKINGz" has left the room Mr no recess: then again..maybe you ll find horrific anal rape in the back of a mazda Mr no recess: who knows? but you gotta get out and TRY! Rim 01: fuck bye :~( i suck :**( SYSTEM Greeter: "HawdKorButta" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "ADIDAS2" has left the room Mr no recess: hey...stay damaged! gutbucket9: I'm sooo damaged HawdKorButta: anyone like overcast Rim 01: ----------------------to my head(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((({{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Mr no recess: my girlfriend just tried killin herself gutbucket9: the cover's great though gutbucket9: guy punching himself Mr no recess: yeh..i think that is henry gutbucket9: you know with cloning becoming a medical possiblity.. SYSTEM Greeter: "HawdKorButta" has left the room gutbucket9: it might actually be possible to kick your own ass gutbucket9: wouldn't that be cool?!? Mr no recess: are you suggestin one could kick his own ass? Mr no recess: amazing gutbucket9: exactaly! gutbucket9: that would be awesome!! Mr no recess: yeh it would gutbucket9: just to walk up to your clone and beat him up SYSTEM Greeter: "Rim 01" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "X Berenice X" has left the room Mr no recess: you had to drool on yourself on that date! Mr no recess: beutiful gutbucket9: you talentless, useless batard... Mr no recess: what if your clone kicked your ass gutbucket9: well then you could say.... gutbucket9: hey... I can kick ass! gutbucket9: I'm proud! Mr no recess: yeh el dead cow: you better be dammit! SYSTEM Greeter: "Yggdrasil" has left the room Mr no recess: you could also give yourself a ..well nevermind gutbucket9: a.... a..... a twinkie! Mr no recess: yeh!! a soda!! SYSTEM Greeter: "Lorna Doomy" has entered the room gutbucket9: neat! Lorna Doomy: DOES ANYONE IN HERE LIKE ROCKABILLY? Mr no recess: Lorna Doomy: Hey Germs girl gutbucket9: yeah, eddie cochran Lorna Doomy: I'm gonna test your knowledge Mr no recess: or a uhh uhhh pat on the back!! Lorna Doomy: Eddie Cochran rules Mr no recess: eddie cochran is rock gutbucket9: perform devious acts on yourself?? Lorna Doomy: especially when he was played by yummy Brian Setzer in La Bamba Lorna Doomy: Eddie Cochran could be considered rockabilly mr no recess Lorna Doomy: Who is Lorna Doom germs girl? Mr no recess: well whatever... gutbucket9: and.... gene vincent was played by marshall crenshaw Mr no recess: sumemrtimes blues is rock Lorna Doomy: that's not the only fuckin song he di Lorna Doomy: did Mr no recess: dont try to one up me, i know my fucking musical categories gutbucket9: you're gonna miss me is rock. gutbucket9: well. psych-rock Lorna Doomy: oh well excuse the fuck out of me gutbucket9: more 60's ish Mr no recess: shut up dipshit Lorna Doomy: mr holier than thou punk person Mr no recess: go be hip elsewhere SYSTEM Greeter: "KORN BLIND" has entered the room Lorna Doomy: hey fuck youu gutbucket9: I've got levitation! Mr no recess: yeh fuck you too KORN BLIND: HI Lorna Doomy: oooh you're so punk Mr no recess: name dropping shithead gutbucket9: kids, let's all refrain from interplanetary war el dead cow: KORN IS DA BOMB! SYSTEM Greeter: "Lorna Doomy" has left the room KORN BLIND: KORN RULZ el dead cow: how much? Mr no recess: carl perkins...ever heard of him, lorna? el dead cow: how much does korn rule??? el dead cow: i want to know el dead cow: whose name is lorena? KORN BLIND: A HELL OF ALOT Mr no recess: didnt think so el dead cow: DAMN!...THAT IS ALOT KORN BLIND: YA el dead cow: lorena! el dead cow: psssssst lorena! Mr no recess: well im going to bed_maniacs! Mr no recess: later SYSTEM Greeter: "Mr no recess" has left the room KORN BLIND: EVERY ONE IS SLEEPY ? KORN BLIND: AGE/SEX KORN BLIND: H E L L O gutbucket9: anyone like the thirteenth floor elevators? el dead cow: yes i love them el dead cow: they are great gutbucket9: no you don't! el dead cow: DO TOO! gutbucket9: who's the singer??! huh?!?!? el dead cow: he's that guy KORN BLIND: PETER PAN el dead cow: he plays guitar gutbucket9: didn't think so... hah! el dead cow: and sings KORN BLIND: ANY GIRLS IN HERE astroman6: nothin but gutbucket9: none who will talk to you romeo astroman6: were all chicks in here KORN BLIND: EL DEAD COW ARE YOU A MAD COW el dead cow: yes korn..i el dead cow am a mad cow el dead cow: look.....i'm pissed KORN BLIND: GREAT gutbucket9: I admire your ability to make the most out of a limited vocabulary korn el dead cow: hehe astroman6: korn blind out of curiosity do you actually think korn is punk? KORN BLIND: JUMPIN JUSUS ON A POGO STICK EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT A BURROW OWL LIVES IN A WHOLE IN THE GROUND, WHY THE HELL YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL!!!!! KORN BLIND: NO gutbucket9: no, they're bad metal astroman6: they suck regardless KORN BLIND: KORN IS JUST THER OWN TYPE OF MUSIC gutbucket9: their own type of music, taken from rage against the machine astroman6: yea shitty SYSTEM Greeter: "Ska Chick2" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "the Ietter B" has left the room KORN BLIND: KORN WAS HERE BEFORE RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE el dead cow: was not el dead cow: korn smells bad gutbucket9: sure they were lemming.. later all