fUNHOUSE70: ah gutbucket9: song 4! fUNHOUSE70: not achieving any tho gutbucket9: not even close fUNHOUSE70: same boat gutbucket9: yeah well. i'm waiting for it to come to me gutbucket9: and dammit, it ain't happening fUNHOUSE70: but when you do slam the shit out of some girl, be sure to put on "funhouse" by the stooges right after..;) gutbucket9: hehe gutbucket9: make sure she's good and scared fUNHOUSE70: its a nice compliment to afterglow gutbucket9: albeit a twisted one fUNHOUSE70: well..who are we dealing with here? gutbucket9: true, but girls don't nkow my mind fUNHOUSE70: how do you mean SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room gutbucket9: hmm.. that I'm twisted in the way iggy was in terms of mental duress BogusBadge: hey dudes gutbucket9: hey bog fUNHOUSE70: i see..well, do you dress to show this fUNHOUSE70: hey bogus gutbucket9: no I dress very nondescript gutbucket9: but my actions betray serious damage fUNHOUSE70: haha gutbucket9: the proof's in the pudding gutbucket9: and I'm one exemplary character! fUNHOUSE70: the puddings going rotten gutbucket9: starting to attract flies fUNHOUSE70: potato chips, a warm beer, and a face full of zits gutbucket9: brain decay. I mean, literal.. I suppose it's possible xAcid Bathx: hey do you all know ELPUNKROCKO or whatever? fUNHOUSE70: seen, dont know gutbucket9: say.. if I lobotomy were to be performed.. gutbucket9: and they discovered maggots nesting in the gray matter gutbucket9: that would be odd fUNHOUSE70: ill say fUNHOUSE70: or better yet small televangelists fUNHOUSE70: odder still gutbucket9: a fully operable radio station fUNHOUSE70: and a 24 track recording studio fUNHOUSE70: frightening in deed gutbucket9: "cranial studios" gutbucket9: they charge by the hour... gutbucket9: the studio in my head fUNHOUSE70: "it comes out of our minds" fUNHOUSE70: and into your head gutbucket9: man that was nonsequiter fUNHOUSE70: what was gutbucket9: that whole thing fUNHOUSE70: of course gutbucket9: stream of consciousness gutbucket9: ubiquity is all around! gutbucket9: hehe fUNHOUSE70: obtuse even gutbucket9: downright angular fUNHOUSE70: jarring gutbucket9: corrosively effective xAcid Bathx: I never listened to punk....but I went to a local punk bands show the other night and it rocked....just thought id put that on the screen right quick.... fUNHOUSE70: so..chris did you call the hispanic babe yet gutbucket9: no not yet gutbucket9: I usually sleep after I get home fUNHOUSE70: chris chris chris gutbucket9: and get drunk at nights, so I'm incapacitated to make calls fUNHOUSE70: that never stoppped me gutbucket9: you know what.. fUNHOUSE70: drunken fone calls ..theres some one sided fun gutbucket9: I got her number like 2 months ago fUNHOUSE70: what fUNHOUSE70: oh gutbucket9: it would be weird to call now maybe gutbucket9: I dunno fUNHOUSE70: you waited too long fUNHOUSE70: call right now i dare you fUNHOUSE70: i DARE you gutbucket9: yeah. the chance passed me by fUNHOUSE70: its a DARE gutbucket9: no FUCKING WAY fUNHOUSE70: PUSSYYYY gutbucket9: holy hell, she's a good girl fUNHOUSE70: hehe gutbucket9: she's not awake at this time, christ! fUNHOUSE70: so what man do it!!! gutbucket9: also, it's not her house, she's staying there fUNHOUSE70: wake her up! make it happen! gutbucket9: goddammit!! fUNHOUSE70: ahhhh ok gutbucket9: you ever see the movie taxi driver? fUNHOUSE70: yes fUNHOUSE70: ..travis gutbucket9: remember when travis bickle takes cybil shephard to a porno theatre? fUNHOUSE70: yes gutbucket9: this would be a minor equivalent of that fUNHOUSE70: in what way? gutbucket9: just saying... "hey, I'm calling at 1 AM.. I'm a psycho!" fUNHOUSE70: compare the worst bad date of your life to that scene..and you come out feeling like you got laid gutbucket9: lol gutbucket9: that's true fUNHOUSE70: ok i see your point, but who knows..maybe shes up and lonely like you gutbucket9: I'd be waking up everyone else in the house fUNHOUSE70: remember where he sends her flowers, then calls her , and the camera pans off of him, and looks down the hall gutbucket9: her family's pretty conservative too I think fUNHOUSE70: as she rejects him? gutbucket9: not really.. gutbucket9: I believe you though fUNHOUSE70: its like they pan away cuz its too painful gutbucket9: I dig that fUNHOUSE70: cool direction gutbucket9: scorcezsfe man gutbucket9: scorcese gutbucket9: scorsece fUNHOUSE70: wow nice typo fUNHOUSE70: hehe gutbucket9: damn italians with weird names fUNHOUSE70: yeh really deniro gutbucket9: brando fUNHOUSE70: pacino gutbucket9: washington fUNHOUSE70: washington? gutbucket9: just kidding gutbucket9: GROVer fUNHOUSE70: denzel gutbucket9: booker t and the MGs fUNHOUSE70: that would rock if you actually did call her now, but i understand gutbucket9: I swear, there is NO FUCKING WAY she would be up now fUNHOUSE70: i mean, i have this chick i should ask out too..and it is hard gutbucket9: from what i gathered talking to her, she's not that kinda girl fUNHOUSE70: i dunno..fear of rejection,,ya know gutbucket9: i don't think it's so much rejection as sheer laziness fUNHOUSE70: shes a nice girl eh gutbucket9: for me at least fUNHOUSE70: yeh that too gutbucket9: yep, pretty nice gutbucket9: you know, something occured to me.. fUNHOUSE70: whats that gutbucket9: it would be nice to have the house to myself, you know, all alone gutbucket9: and just meet some girl some day.. gutbucket9: have her live with you for about a week gutbucket9: fuck frequently, go for walks at night gutbucket9: and then she leaves fUNHOUSE70: yeh gutbucket9: ... ? gutbucket9: I dunno fUNHOUSE70: a girl who knows the meaning of uhh "hey hit the highway" fUNHOUSE70: to quote the bard mellencamp gutbucket9: exactly gutbucket9: but I mean not like fuck em and chuck em, I mean spend time with her fUNHOUSE70: yeh i had that whole scene, for a while. but she never went away gutbucket9: like have her live with you for some time, then you go your seperate ways gutbucket9: that's a problem fUNHOUSE70: til we split up of course gutbucket9: I'd also rather have no girl at all than an ugly one.. fUNHOUSE70: then i was deluged with emotional turmoil..so it wasnt all that pleasant gutbucket9: I mean, it would just be what's the point fUNHOUSE70: yeh really..i guess, but what if she had nice hooters gutbucket9: still. fat chicks have nice hooters gutbucket9: I'm not all into tits anyway fUNHOUSE70: well i dont mean fat of course fUNHOUSE70: fats no good..we all know that gutbucket9: true, but an ugly girl gutbucket9: I mean, even with a nice body gutbucket9: it's weird! gutbucket9: take a rain check fUNHOUSE70: yeh gutbucket9: some guys just take what they can get fUNHOUSE70: what about a pretty pudgy girl gutbucket9: I say fuck that xAcid Bathx: what am I in......group guy therapy? fUNHOUSE70: youll sit at home and stew, right chris gutbucket9: welcome gutbucket9: yes I would fUNHOUSE70: welcome, whats your name acid xAcid Bathx: Stacee gutbucket9: brb fUNHOUSE70: HIII STACEEEE xAcid Bathx: hi fUNHOUSE70: s;goin on xAcid Bathx: ..............15 minutes later...... fUNHOUSE70: :( gutbucket9: what's up stacee fUNHOUSE70: stacee i dont like your attitude, missy fUNHOUSE70: verrry negative gutbucket9: sXers are known for positive mental attitude fUNHOUSE70: but ill let it slide, fUNHOUSE70: THIS time xAcid Bathx: Oh okay.... xAcid Bathx: fUNHOUSE70: what if lou reed and iggy pop mated gutbucket9: then you got johnny rotten fUNHOUSE70: heh..yeh your right gutbucket9: that's a pretty confrontational dude xAcid Bathx: is Avail a punk rock band? gutbucket9: post emo-core band gutbucket9: with didactic lyrics fUNHOUSE70: johhny rotten mated with michael stipe fUNHOUSE70: kurt cobain fUNHOUSE70: didactic? xAcid Bathx: geez.....i have had no sleep and your gonna use those big ass words.. gutbucket9: kurt cobain and courtney love. a major drug addict gutbucket9: not that big ass fUNHOUSE70: kurt and courtney: horror, death, pain, ruin SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room xAcid Bathx: i like courtney! gutbucket9: ok, maybe they are, but fuck gutbucket9: so do I. I think she's pretty fUNHOUSE70: shes a makeover fUNHOUSE70: i liked her better all shitted up gutbucket9: was she fat then? fUNHOUSE70: no just trashy xAcid Bathx: I like her either way....but when she was all raggly it was better cause she was bitchier xAcid Bathx: she has lost weight. gutbucket9: I like when she's dressed all slutty. which is. all the time xAcid Bathx: how old are ya'll? fUNHOUSE70: yoko ono mated with courtney love gutbucket9: one bad fucking singer fUNHOUSE70: 26 gutbucket9: 18 fUNHOUSE70: and 2 p whipped geniuses gutbucket9: a bad singer who marries rockstars, gets them killed, and breaks up the band fUNHOUSE70: exactly xAcid Bathx: um..... fUNHOUSE70: and furthers her own questionable career xAcid Bathx: neither yoko or courtney got them killed gutbucket9: yet yoko hasn't become a slutty feminist icon like courtney fUNHOUSE70: thats cuz yoko has class gutbucket9: actually she doesn't know how to market herself fUNHOUSE70: of course she did make that film of peoples asses fUNHOUSE70: so..i digress gutbucket9: i can imagine her doing such a thing. that's very avant garde SYSTEM Greeter: "Perish" has entered the room fUNHOUSE70: that shes is xAcid Bathx: My cousin is a punk rocker fUNHOUSE70: she also did a thing where people cam up on stage and cut her clothes off witha scissor xAcid Bathx: wow fUNHOUSE70: one by one gutbucket9: yoko? fUNHOUSE70: yep SYSTEM Greeter: "Perish" has left the room gutbucket9: that would be sexy if not intellectual, but it's yoko involved fUNHOUSE70: yeh,, i saw pictures gutbucket9: euuuch gutbucket9: :shudder: fUNHOUSE70: wasnt exactly appetizing gutbucket9: i've seen pics of courtney half undressed on stage xAcid Bathx: uuuuhhhhh....i need to talk to that ELPUNKROCKO person! fUNHOUSE70: if only we could restage that with another more attractive.. fUNHOUSE70: ive seen those too gutbucket9: exactly... fUNHOUSE70: bare tits gutbucket9: now that would be interesting fUNHOUSE70: ohhh but who?? gutbucket9: ahhh.... fUNHOUSE70: hmmm uhhh xAcid Bathx: somehow I am getting the idea that its my cue to find another room... gutbucket9: no, stick around, it's cool fUNHOUSE70: nah you can stay gutbucket9: the girl gutbucket9: with the red streak in her hair fUNHOUSE70: were jsut 2 desperate men xAcid Bathx: um....bare tits just isnt my favorite topic of discussion... SYSTEM Greeter: "MsBeasley" has entered the room fUNHOUSE70: oh sorry.."uncovered breasts" SYSTEM Greeter: "MsBeasley" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: i offended the girl gutbucket9: hehe xAcid Bathx: Im not offended fUNHOUSE70: xAcid Bathx: I just dont have much to say on the subject.... fUNHOUSE70: what girl with red streaks gutbucket9: scantily clad women is a recurring topic around here fUNHOUSE70: yes strangely enough.. gutbucket9: from the band republica xAcid Bathx: where do ya'll live? gutbucket9: something about her fUNHOUSE70: oh her..yeh i can see that gutbucket9: I mean think about it.. fUNHOUSE70: chicago gutbucket9: audience members coming up and cutting off her garments one at a time gutbucket9: los angeles fUNHOUSE70: yeh that would rock fUNHOUSE70: what would you cut first xAcid Bathx: Im going to San Diego in June gutbucket9: very stimulating gutbucket9: san diego is a nice town. cleaner than LA fUNHOUSE70: yep xAcid Bathx: we're staying at some navy guys house fUNHOUSE70: i like san diego gutbucket9: are you sure that's a good idea? gutbucket9: you know what they say about navy guys xAcid Bathx: I dont really care xAcid Bathx: its boring here fUNHOUSE70: "some navy guy"?? hmm i smell trouble gutbucket9: exactly fUNHOUSE70: baaad news, brother gutbucket9: so you'd risk life and limb to leave your place? xAcid Bathx: its not like that, my friend knows him fUNHOUSE70: navy guys are like mexicans, utterly consumed by fucking women fUNHOUSE70: 24 7 gutbucket9: some navy guy... some drug addict who's on parole for something or other xAcid Bathx: aaahhh...pretty american girl...... fUNHOUSE70: some ax murderer/ jehovah witness gutbucket9: yes mexican guys prize american girls like none other xAcid Bathx: i know, i could go somewhere with no makeup, my hair not brushed in some dirty clothes and if a mexican guy was there he'd be trying to go with me xAcid Bathx: hahah fUNHOUSE70: i swear, every mexican ive worked with has been like "see her? would you fuck her? i do her in a minute, man" fUNHOUSE70: and this is ON the job fUNHOUSE70: oh brother gutbucket9: yeah, that's what many of those guys are like fUNHOUSE70: i mean im sure not all, but its all they talk about gutbucket9: not to stereotype or anything... fUNHOUSE70: no of course not xAcid Bathx: well, I dont care how the navy guys are, im just sleeping there fUNHOUSE70: be careful anyway gutbucket9: we're a bit more subtle about our carnal urges gutbucket9: that sounds like a recipe for disaster acid fUNHOUSE70: yeh. like searching out cd booklets for rocker chicks gutbucket9: lol gutbucket9: scouring the internet for obscure pictures of em fUNHOUSE70: ..stuff like that fUNHOUSE70: not that ID do that fUNHOUSE70: hehe.no way xAcid Bathx: do yall punk rock guys get stuff pierced? gutbucket9: NO. not at all gutbucket9: I don' get pierced either fUNHOUSE70: i have earrings xAcid Bathx: do you skate? fUNHOUSE70: nah gutbucket9: nope fUNHOUSE70: i berate gutbucket9: and sedate fUNHOUSE70: and self medicate gutbucket9: that sounds like an INXs song fUNHOUSE70: and umm..nevermind xAcid Bathx: well hell....this pin down the punk rocker game isnt working fUNHOUSE70: agggh! it does! gutbucket9: yep. don't go there xAcid Bathx: i cant figure you guys out fUNHOUSE70: were a riddle gutbucket9: I don't consider myself a punker anyway fUNHOUSE70: wrapped inside an enigma gutbucket9: just a guy who likes music fUNHOUSE70: covered in taco sauce xAcid Bathx: what other kinds of music do you listen to? fUNHOUSE70: i consider myself just a song and dance man, really gutbucket9: I don't get stoned and listen to pink floyd, I swear! gutbucket9: i'm kind of into showtunes fUNHOUSE70: us us us us us xAcid Bathx: i like pink floyd fUNHOUSE70: and them them them them fUNHOUSE70: fUNHOUSE70: gutbucket9: if nothing else fUNHOUSE70: all in all its just a gutbucket9: that albums good for the cool sound fX fUNHOUSE70: fUNHOUSE70: nother brick in the wall fUNHOUSE70: yeh really gutbucket9: the sun is eclipsed by the moon! fUNHOUSE70: runnin around on the same old ground in your home town fUNHOUSE70: shorter of breath and one day closer to death gutbucket9: and if the band starts playing different tunes gutbucket9: I'll see you on the dark side of the moon fUNHOUSE70: shine on you crazy diamond gutbucket9: nice sound quality tho fUNHOUSE70: i used to go to sleep listening to wish you were here gutbucket9: i can believe it gutbucket9: you poor gen X'r... fUNHOUSE70: no, i mean..on purpose xAcid Bathx: i go to sleep listening to acid bath....... gutbucket9: raised on a steady diet of bad 70's drug music gutbucket9: hehe fUNHOUSE70: well hey...i was into dylan and tom waits too fUNHOUSE70: during all that grunge hype gutbucket9: i was into soundgarten in the midst of the hype' gutbucket9: well not really into.. gutbucket9: I listened to like one song over and over fUNHOUSE70: but yeh.. i have been scarred by the likes of david gilmour et al fUNHOUSE70: what song gutbucket9: outshined I really liked gutbucket9: really cheesy, but SYSTEM Greeter: "MonkeyAttack" has entered the room fUNHOUSE70: have yo heard johhny cashs take on rusty cage gutbucket9: well, ok I wasn't totally into it gutbucket9: I was more into PJ fUNHOUSE70: amazing gutbucket9: nope, haven't fUNHOUSE70: harvey? gutbucket9: pearl jam harvey fUNHOUSE70: hmm fUNHOUSE70: pearl jam MonkeyAttack: my name is Mike, hi, how's it goin gutbucket9: grand funk railroad part 2 fUNHOUSE70: hi mike gutbucket9: hey mike xAcid Bathx: i am getting delirious god i need sleep MonkeyAttack: hi,...fill in your name fUNHOUSE70: mark farner.. i saw him live fUNHOUSE70: names iggy fUNHOUSE70: iggy stooge xAcid Bathx: dream of the day ill be 21...... MonkeyAttack: shoi it is xAcid Bathx: <--talking to myself gutbucket9: and I'm joe strummer . nice to meetcha fUNHOUSE70: i heard gg allin took his name from the 2 g's in iggy MonkeyAttack: well me name is mike of hunt xAcid Bathx: well, I am Stacee, and thats my real name gutbucket9: see you acid gutbucket9: well GG allin was like an illiterate retarted iggy fUNHOUSE70: actually my name is scott shtape MonkeyAttack: ok schottie fUNHOUSE70: no no... fUNHOUSE70: you molest my fake name xAcid Bathx: how old might you be mike? MonkeyAttack: what mr. shcott fUNHOUSE70: its scott shtape gutbucket9: i don't think ig every shoved a mike up his ass gutbucket9: jsut cut himself with glass MonkeyAttack: 16, me wonderin foolio fUNHOUSE70: not marge "horrible nazi: schott xAcid Bathx: 16......i wish i was 16 fUNHOUSE70: did GG ever utilize skippy tho xAcid Bathx: no no 14 MonkeyAttack: well, i am so ha ha MonkeyAttack: i guess you are 43 and in a wheel chair gutbucket9: no, he used spermacide to smear the audience xAcid Bathx: 8th grade rules fUNHOUSE70: monkey go way xAcid Bathx: ruled xAcid Bathx: no not 43 MonkeyAttack: shure you aren't and i am 8 xAcid Bathx: alright BITCH ....dont piss me off....today hasnt been a great day fUNHOUSE70: i need to go to bed, rest my weary innards..see you later, chris gutbucket9: bye mike fUNHOUSE70: make that call ;) gutbucket9: this album is really drug addles fUNHOUSE70: hehe bye stacee gutbucket9: addled gutbucket9: I might! SYSTEM Greeter: "fUNHOUSE70" has left the room xAcid Bathx: nighty night gutbucket9: how old are you acid? xAcid Bathx: 18 gutbucket9: cool gutbucket9: as am I MonkeyAttack: "they've covered the rear exit,.. we can't get out, we knew this would happen,...oh my god, the attack of the monkies has begun!?!?..." gutbucket9: we rule the world xAcid Bathx: I wish gutbucket9: well we can dream gutbucket9: where do you live? xAcid Bathx: sucky Texas gutbucket9: ouch MonkeyAttack: ah ha, a shitkicker xAcid Bathx: haha, um......NOOOOOOOOOO MonkeyAttack: yes gutbucket9: do you have a southern accent at all? MonkeyAttack: i know ashitkicker when i see one,. er actually read one's dialog. xAcid Bathx: lol, even the people down here say I sound country gutbucket9: seriously? wow! MonkeyAttack: duh they say they-at yur jus a cuntry gurl? xAcid Bathx: yeah...i can walk over more stuff bare foot than any other girl in the state xAcid Bathx: LOL xAcid Bathx: fuck off MonkeyAttack: he he gutbucket9: seriously.. do you have no accent? xAcid Bathx: I DO have one MonkeyAttack: testy about yur accent, aintcha? gutbucket9: interesting MonkeyAttack: interesting indeed brother gutbucket9 gutbucket9: where in texas do you live? MonkeyAttack: lubbock xAcid Bathx: North East section...its right at the border of Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Arkansas MonkeyAttack: oh yeah? Lawton power MonkeyAttack: Oklahomo !! xAcid Bathx: oh yeah its Texarkana weirdo gutbucket9: couldn't be more southern baby gutbucket9: they still burn crosses down there? MonkeyAttack: fuck yeah, my friends live in lawton, oklahoma xAcid Bathx: not that i know of..... MonkeyAttack: exarkana skat-as MonkeyAttack: allright then poop xAcid Bathx: no, I could live in the hills of Arkansas in a cave SYSTEM Greeter: "MonkeyAttack" has left the room xAcid Bathx: thats about the only thing more southern xAcid Bathx: hahaa gutbucket9: hehe gutbucket9: general lee was a great strategist xAcid Bathx: yeah....i want to go to the college that he went to, and was the dean of. Washington and Lee in Virginia gutbucket9: you wanna talk on the phone briefly? xAcid Bathx: we are going there this summer too xAcid Bathx: do you mean now? gutbucket9: yeah xAcid Bathx: hmmmmm gutbucket9: i can call you xAcid Bathx: i guess gutbucket9: that's ok, if you dont' wanna gutbucket9: i've never talked to anyone from down south xAcid Bathx: not anyone? gutbucket9: nope gutbucket9: a shame really xAcid Bathx: Your not missing anything, trust me SYSTEM Greeter: "MsBeasley" has entered the room