SYSTEM Greeter:      
SYSTEM Greeter:     You are now in room "Punk"
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BEETLE35:                              ha
hgolightlee:        easy campers
RbndRcrds:          it's an import
SYSTEM Greeter:     "AmeSomf" has entered the room
RbndRcrds:          imports alwasy cost more and are no better
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Yggdrasil" has left the room
funhouse70:         who mike?
RbndRcrds:          (except when it comes to cars)
Federal X:          2 true
BEETLE35:                               mike i loke u cus yure too 
                    serious
BEETLE35:                                like
SYSTEM Greeter:     "malaspalabra" has entered the room
RbndRcrds:          See, that proves you don't know me because I am not 
                    a serious person
malaspalabra:       WHO DO VOODOO?
AmeSomf:            Is anyone from Chicago???????
BEETLE35:                                  u r in here
funhouse70:         I AM
RbndRcrds:          right sexy boy mike
RbndRcrds:          I used to be a month ago
Sublime7:           WI here
hgolightlee:        i got my picture taken with the chupachabra 
                    yesterday
SYSTEM Greeter:     "sn0rks" has entered the room
RbndRcrds:          8===>
RbndRcrds:          8===> O:
Federal X:          goat-eater...heh
gutbucket7:         an inch and a half of number 9 shot
RbndRcrds:          8=O:
BEETLE35:                          mike r u a car lover
Federal X:          <--chupabiscuit
hgolightlee:        it was awesome
malaspalabra:       chupa my what
sn0rks:             Fed X you fool!
AmeSomf:            Where in Chicago?
Federal X:          huh?
funhouse70:         no. burbs
sn0rks:             <---pretty jive
RbndRcrds:          actually, if it has wheels, i don't give a fuck 
                    what kind it is you idiot, now stop talking to me or 
                    I'll exclude you
Federal X:          zoinks!
RbndRcrds:          south suburbs
gutbucket7:         cabrini green housing complex
sn0rks:             fun lives with me
funhouse70:         lauras back yard
funhouse70:         ya
BEETLE35:            ohh please exclude me than we cant have this fun 
                    disscusion
malaspalabra:       anyone from around So. Cal
sn0rks:             in a pup tent
funhouse70:         sometimes she lets me in da house
gutbucket7:         me.
Federal X:          Mmmmm....USA network programming
RbndRcrds:          only when you beg by the back door
BEETLE35:                              ind i wont see u any more   
                    please do it
hgolightlee:        florida here
RbndRcrds:          and whimper
AmeSomf:            I- just moved out of Chicago.  Do you call the punk 
                    hot line?
malaspalabra:       gutbucker,,,you so cal
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Yggdrasil" has entered the room
sn0rks:             yea
SYSTEM Greeter:     "en hiver" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          I used to all the time
Federal X:          punk has a hot line?
gutbucket7:         yes...
RbndRcrds:          but it wouldn't do me any good anymore
hgolightlee:        what is the number
gutbucket7:         1-800-posturing
RbndRcrds:          (312) 409-2310
Federal X:          "Hey, my friends mohawk fell down, can you please 
                    help?"
AmeSomf:            Do you remember a girl named Julie?
RbndRcrds:          It's a list of all the shows in chicago
Yggdrasil:          I new a girl named Julie...
RbndRcrds:          yes i do
hgolightlee:        should i call right now?
Yggdrasil:          went to my school...
AmeSomf:            Thats me.
RbndRcrds:          She did the hotline for a while
RbndRcrds:          I talked to her a couple times
RbndRcrds:          oh, hey
Yggdrasil:          NO WAY!!! WHOA!!! <g>
RbndRcrds:          I did those shows at the homewood village hall
Federal X:          teehee
hgolightlee:        do they help?
RbndRcrds:          I don't know if you remember me or not
Federal X:          Ok, this movie ain't half bad
malaspalabra:       punk on the internet,,,,AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH
funhouse70:         i remember mike
Yggdrasil:          What movie?
Federal X:          USA network
Federal X:          don't know the name
funhouse70:         we were gonna start a band but he never called me 
                    back
RbndRcrds:          USA Up All Night
AmeSomf:            Whats up!I miss Chicago soooo much!!  I now live in 
                    Miami
Yggdrasil:          Usa <Perky voice> Up all night... :P
RbndRcrds:          I live in houston now
RbndRcrds:          I miss iot too
funhouse70:         florida..AHHAAHAHAHAHHA
Yggdrasil:          i.e. the soft porn show...
hgolightlee:        hey i live in ft laud
RbndRcrds:          Hey ass hole, you were supposed to find the drummer
Federal X:          take 5 blondes in skimpy clothes, and you really 
                    don't need a plot
sn0rks:             dat shit is just rilly bad mild prorn
sn0rks:             er porn
funhouse70:         well i fucked up ok??
AmeSomf:            Didn't I-
Federal X:          Taratino could learn a thing or 2
RbndRcrds:          don't pass the buck my way pal
RudeAngel:          .
Yggdrasil:          Hey... I live in florida... wow... isn't that a 
                    strange coincidence? Ohmigod... I'm about to have a 
                    heart attack...
gutbucket7:         porkys part 7 and friday the thirteenth part 12... 
                    up next
funhouse70:         look mike, we could be making millions now damnit!
Federal X:          REaaly!  me too!<G>
RbndRcrds:          hell yeah, but dumb ass couldn't find a drummer
hgolightlee:        we could take over the world!
funhouse70:         <--dumbass
hgolightlee:        do you guys (floridians) know the secret hand shake?
RbndRcrds:          well, move to houston and start that band with me, 
                    you, and joey
AmeSomf:            Didnt  do the hotilne good??  Then they put that 
                    dumb bitch Anna on.
gutbucket7:         come on baby don't fear the reaper baby take my 
                    hand we'll be able to fly
funhouse70:         ok, i will.an ill bring laura
RbndRcrds:          fuck anna's fat ugly ass
Yggdrasil:          Hell yeah... the secret handshake... um... goes 
                    something like this...
AmeSomf:            Hell yeah!!!!
SYSTEM Greeter:     "malaspalabra" has left the room
hgolightlee:        don't telll
RbndRcrds:          her ad keith are the two most annoying people in 
                    the Chicago scene
AmeSomf:            Anna was UGLY!!!
RbndRcrds:          Keith, i.e.rat boy
Yggdrasil:          Hehehe...
Yggdrasil:          Hohoho...
BEETLE35:                                     blarb
funhouse70:         ok weasel is over
funhouse70:         now what
RbndRcrds:          CJ did it good though
RbndRcrds:          {s vrvrse}
RbndRcrds:          how bout that Mike
funhouse70:         sure y not
AmeSomf:            Do you guys know Eric???  I HATE CJ!!!!!
funhouse70:         hehe
hgolightlee:        c'mon guys
hgolightlee:        this is silly
Federal X:          Noogie!
RbndRcrds:          no, but weren't you always hanging out with him, 
                    that's what you told me
RbndRcrds:          Hey mike, you been to the web page yet?
funhouse70:         mike the reason i never found a drummer is cause i 
                    was in love, and had a girlfriend, etc etc
funhouse70:         i tried, but it didnt work, that address
AmeSomf:            Eric was my boyfriend.  How do you know me??
hgolightlee:        ahhh
RbndRcrds:          fuck the ho, who's still here, huh?
funhouse70:         u gave me
funhouse70:         you are..
BEETLE35:                     la lalalalal la
Federal X:          yeah, but w/out a girlfriend, where's a musician to 
                    live?
RbndRcrds:          We talked a few times while you were doing the 
                    hotline, because I was doing some shows and we just 
                    talked a few times
RbndRcrds:          with his parents, duh
AmeSomf:            What is your real name?
Federal X:          oh yeah
RbndRcrds:          Mike Gibson
funhouse70:         with his mom..like joey hahahahaa
RbndRcrds:          I did the homewood village hall shows
Yggdrasil:          Hmmmm... tyiping with your nise is tough...
Yggdrasil:          er nos4
RbndRcrds:          like I said, you probably wouldn't remember me
SYSTEM Greeter:     "the PIMPbOT" has entered the room
AmeSomf:            Oh my God!!  I remember you.  Where are you from 
                    exactly?
Yggdrasil:          er nose
RbndRcrds:          Homewood
Federal X:          dont make me cut your ass foo
RbndRcrds:          now I am in houston
sn0rks:             ew...mike rbnd guy hav you bean on a looong time?
hgolightlee:        argghh
RbndRcrds:          yes?!?!
hgolightlee:        2
gutbucket7:         anyone feel guilty because they're white?
RbndRcrds:          whY?
Federal X:          this is a pretty good chat room...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
hgolightlee:        ha ha
RbndRcrds:          hell yeah, conan kicks ass
AmeSomf:            Did we ever meet in person??
the PIMPbOT:        im a guilty little robbot
RbndRcrds:          no
Yggdrasil:          It's turned into a scene... how tragic...
the PIMPbOT:        bye
funhouse70:         <--white guilt
hgolightlee:        what did you do?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "the PIMPbOT" has left the room
Federal X:          <---red man's guilt
sn0rks:             becuase i used to know a guy on here that did 
                    homewood shows
RbndRcrds:          that was me
AmeSomf:            I was nice on the phone , right?
hgolightlee:        <-------no guilt
sn0rks:             well we used to talk
Yggdrasil:          Good night...
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Yggdrasil" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          hell yeah
sn0rks:             a looong as time ago
Federal X:          thanks for the money white folk! bwah-ha-ha!
RbndRcrds:          and your voice was better than Anna's too
gutbucket7:         red man.. premium chewing tobacco
RbndRcrds:          (if you wanna make good with Ame..(dis on Anna)
AmeSomf:            THANKS!!!  Anna told the dumbest jokes, remember?
funhouse70:         <--relieves guilt
RbndRcrds:          ha ha ha
RbndRcrds:          like this one.....
Federal X:          <---relieves lower back pain
funhouse70:         doans I v
RbndRcrds:          what weighs 500 lbs., is full of butt warts, and 
                    smells like the local dump...
RbndRcrds:          Yo momma
gutbucket7:         I never forced no chinese to build a railroad
RbndRcrds:          pretty lame, huh
THE LETTER B:       rush limbaugh
Federal X:          why not?
hgolightlee:        you need to ask?
RbndRcrds:          what the hell are you doing in Miami now
AmeSomf:            Yea, she was sooo stupid.
funhouse70:         uhhh  huh huh i gotta like uhhhh pee and stuff
SYSTEM Greeter:     "gloskulls" has entered the room
funhouse70:         brb
hgolightlee:        watching AAA?
RbndRcrds:          {s goodbye}
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Sod Dribble" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          {s goodbyef}
RbndRcrds:          there, that worked
AmeSomf:            Just had to get out of Chi for a while, I was 
                    gettng in too much trouble.i
gloskulls:          hello
hgolightlee:        hey
hgolightlee:        ho
gloskulls:          lets go
RbndRcrds:          did you just pick up and move, or did you move with 
                    some family?
hgolightlee:        alright
RbndRcrds:          when did you move
AmeSomf:            My mom
BEETLE35:                                come all ye faithfull
gloskulls:          anyone into VGS
RbndRcrds:          no
AmeSomf:            January
RbndRcrds:          damn, you got out when it was butt ass cold
AmeSomf:            When did you move? Why?
hgolightlee:        hey, amesomf, how long have you lived in Miami?
RbndRcrds:          (don't ask what that meant)
RbndRcrds:          I have no clue
gloskulls:          so whats the 'punk' topic of the day
Federal X:          oh wow! even anna nicole smith's in this film! is 
                    there no end to it's tackiness
funhouse70:         it was butt ass cold in dallas in Jan
AmeSomf:            4 months
Federal X:          oops...not her, nevermind
hgolightlee:        do you go to many shows?
RbndRcrds:          March 22nd, because my lease was up and if I didn't 
                    move back in with my parents (who moved the year 
                    before) I'd never go back and finish school
SYSTEM Greeter:     "CRACKBABYx" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          why you suck glo skulls
BEETLE35:                         joyous and triumphant
gloskulls:          i suck
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Federal X" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          It's really long and comlicated why i moved, but 
                    that's the cliff notes of the story
funhouse70:         dont wanna say sionara, i wanna see ya tomorra, i 
                    wanna see ya tonight
AmeSomf:            Are you ever going to go back?
RbndRcrds:          you asked what the topic of the day was, there you 
                    go
gutbucket7:         you're a mystery to me kabuki girl
RbndRcrds:          I don't know, I may, but i doubt it
gloskulls:          aaaahhhh,,,yer fast
hgolightlee:        amesomf, do you to shows at cheer?
funhouse70:         hair is black face is white probly stab me in the 
                    back
AmeSomf:            What bands did you like?
hgolightlee:        cheers?
RbndRcrds:          I am getting a teaching degree, so i can go 
                    anywhere, so it'll depend on where the love of my life, 
                    Jen, wants to live when we get hitched
funhouse70:         thats a chance i m gonna take
RbndRcrds:          me?  What bands do I like?
funhouse70:         oooooooh MIKEYS IN WUVVVv!!!!
RbndRcrds:          I know, isn't it sweet?
hgolightlee:        noogie
AmeSomf:            Cheers, in Coral Gables?
funhouse70:         ya!!!
hgolightlee:        yup
funhouse70:         anyone else in love in here
AmeSomf:            Once. Where are you from?
funhouse70:         ??
funhouse70:         with me? hehehe
hgolightlee:        ft laud
gloskulls:          LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE
hgolightlee:        i love my wife!
gutbucket7:         love comes in spurts
RbndRcrds:          hey, my mom doesn't agree with me being a 
                    vegetarian, and tried to slip meat to me today, she put it 
                    under the cheese of my pizza, what a bitch
AmeSomf:            Rbnd, What Chi Bands?
RbndRcrds:          ok........
gloskulls:          love cums in spurts on your mamas back
RbndRcrds:          V reverse is the best band that city has ever seen
RbndRcrds:          more coming.............
RbndRcrds:          I liked the Rodmans (but I also played for them), 
                    God's reflex, the johann's bands (especially Not 
                    rebecca)...........
gutbucket7:         knock that fucker off the wall. go home
funhouse70:         like railroad jerk
BEETLE35:            mike ur way too kool
sn0rks:             ew not rebecca?
RbndRcrds:          Mushuganas, and, um, there were others, but none 
                    come to mind right now
gloskulls:          rbndrcrds,,,you are a real punk rocker, huh?
AmeSomf:            Did you like The Hitmen??
RbndRcrds:          fuck no, i hated them
BEETLE35:                                  liar
RbndRcrds:          them and the 4-squares could kiss my ass
BEETLE35:                           liar
funhouse70:         let some asshole treat me like a peece of dirt
RbndRcrds:          Can this ass hole Mikey?????
BEETLE35:                                 liar
SYSTEM Greeter:     "xbEaViS69x" has entered the room
funhouse70:         oh sure
gloskulls:          everybody type a 30 word essay on PUNK
RbndRcrds:          you are dirt
BEETLE35:                liar
AmeSomf:            Good.  MkeBarak is the bggest asshole in Chi Did 
                    you here what happened with him and I?
funhouse70:         treat me mean
RbndRcrds:          ]you will always be dirt
BEETLE35:                    liar
funhouse70:         youre a nice fucker, mike
RbndRcrds:          I think you had told me once, but refresh.....
BEETLE35:                   liar
RbndRcrds:          I am treating you like dirt
BEETLE35:             liar
RbndRcrds:          scraping you off of my shoes and stuff
BEETLE35:                 liar
funhouse70:         <---"DIRT"
funhouse70:         but your not my boss
gloskulls:          DIRT,,,aren't they  an old band on CRASS records
RbndRcrds:          Mike= 8====>O:
BEETLE35:               liar
xbEaViS69x:         u guys suck!!!!!!!!
RbndRcrds:          ok beavis69
funhouse70:         mmm dix!
gloskulls:          big 'a' little 'a' bouncing 'b'........
SYSTEM Greeter:     "BogusBadge" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          It had something to do with Mike hitman being a big 
                    chauvanistic ass hole
RbndRcrds:          didn't it
AmeSomf:            His band , The 4-squares, The Parker Bros., and 
                    Buck from the Raunchous Bros. wrote a song about me 
                    called "Prick Teasing Bimbo"  I-t was a classic.
SYSTEM Greeter:     "xbEaViS69x" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          yes, i remember
RbndRcrds:          I fucking hate Nolan, he's such a fucking scenster
AmeSomf:            The whole city knew about it
SYSTEM Greeter:     "BEETLE35" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          me and brian (the singer from the rodmans) beat 
                    nolan's ass one night
RbndRcrds:          Did you ever hear about when ken got his ass beat 
                    at the fireside
gloskulls:          aren't y'all just a bunch of gossiping lil' 
                    bitches,,,,you are definetly punk enough to be in the punk 
                    room
gutbucket7:         well aren't you a tough guy.
AmeSomf:            Nolan tried to fuck me behin the stage at the Metro 
                     2 years ago.  He was 14.  Isn't that funny
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Sublime7" has left the room
RbndRcrds:          fucking nolan, god damn