SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: BogusBadge: hey gut gutbucket9: hey badge fUNHOUSE70: screen froze BogusBadge: yeah BogusBadge: whats going on gutbucket9: like an alaskan winter BogusBadge: what the hell is that SYSTEM Greeter: "RoyceRadical" has left the room gutbucket9: the commies working their way into the phone lines fUNHOUSE70: no shit fUNHOUSE70: damn reds gutbucket9: I've suspected all along.. SYSTEM Greeter: "BuckONine69" has entered the room gutbucket9: all I need is that bit of proof to take to the media! fUNHOUSE70: if i wasnt on reds, id get those reds BuckONine69: Buck O Nine gutbucket9: if I wasn't on blues, I'd get the blues fUNHOUSE70: round kid eh BuckONine69: yeah BuckONine69: just a round kid fUNHOUSE70: if i wasnt on whites, id feel real white BuckONine69: oops better change my member info fUNHOUSE70: rap! BuckONine69: yeah i was making fun of the gangsters gutbucket9: in full attack! fUNHOUSE70: ah ok fUNHOUSE70: tupac caput gutbucket9: gangsta gangsta fUNHOUSE70: you spelled 2pac wrong BuckONine69: i know gutbucket9: notorious DOA BuckONine69: 2pack fUNHOUSE70: its like 2 pack of taco mix fUNHOUSE70: or something BogusBadge: biggie fools BuckONine69: yup fUNHOUSE70: biggie fries gutbucket9: lol gutbucket9: in the mix BuckONine69: biggie ballz fUNHOUSE70: biggie muffs gutbucket9: poontang fUNHOUSE70: id kill for poon fUNHOUSE70: at this moment BuckONine69: whats your fav ska bands? SYSTEM Greeter: "king sXe" has entered the room gutbucket9: why kill when you can buy? fUNHOUSE70: the last thing i did before prison fUNHOUSE70: would be muff gutbucket9: or rent as the case may be fUNHOUSE70: kinda cool SYSTEM Greeter: "duren" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "BuckONine69" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: yeh rent..the smash musical about eating pussy gutbucket9: yeah, enjoy it while you can SYSTEM Greeter: "Xrayspex" has left the room duren: CONFLICT!!!!!!!! gutbucket9: the 14th smash week! fUNHOUSE70: yes!! Gravity Boy: age/sex please!!!!!! fUNHOUSE70: never comin up for air! Gravity Boy: 19/m gutbucket9: diving in headfirst duren: gravity as in the record label? fUNHOUSE70: nose entry fUNHOUSE70: that was gross fUNHOUSE70: sorry Gravity Boy: nope sorry gutbucket9: you're not an arbiter of taste fUNHOUSE70: no you couldnt say that Gravity Boy: Gravity as in the pull we all feel ! duren: who is scareyer: Misfits or Rudimentary Peni? fUNHOUSE70: ok mike stipe Gravity Boy: MIKE STIPE fUNHOUSE70: yes gutbucket9: misfits are scary? fUNHOUSE70: mike stipe Gravity Boy: cool Gravity Boy: lol fUNHOUSE70: feeling gravitys pull Gravity Boy: yes all the time duren: thats not an answer! gutbucket9: the force of gravity... 9.8 m/s gutbucket9: fuck Physics class Gravity Boy: yes it is fUNHOUSE70: read the scene where gravity is pulling me duren: do you know who Rudimentary Peni is? SYSTEM Greeter: "Billi and AO" has entered the room gutbucket9: going down down under the water. gonna drown drown Gravity Boy: is that you BILLI or is IT AO allso SYSTEM Greeter: "Clockwork Oi" has entered the room fUNHOUSE70: billi! ao!! duren: I must have the wrong "punk" room!! SYSTEM Greeter: "UnhoIydia" has entered the room Billi and AO: Just Billi fUNHOUSE70: comeon baby gonna drown tonight!! Gravity Boy: hello BILLI fUNHOUSE70: no AO?? fUNHOUSE70: :( SYSTEM Greeter: "UnhoIydia" has left the room Billi and AO: Does anyone know the url for Equal Vision Records Billi and AO: Hi everyone Gravity Boy: see ya punx later Billi and AO: AO's in bed at home duren: big shout out to SxE person! some ideas are poisonous! gutbucket9: androids inside my walls Billi and AO: Bye gravity SYSTEM Greeter: "Gravity Boy" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: dooo you have the time to listen to me whine Billi and AO: You got a problem w sXe? fUNHOUSE70: about nothing and everything all at once Billi and AO: Stop it Billi and AO: Does anyone fUNHOUSE70: i am one of those melodramatic fools Billi and AO: ? Billi and AO: Neurotic to the fUNHOUSE70: neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Billi and AO: bone no doubt about it gutbucket9: what if I do? SYSTEM Greeter: "duren" has left the room Billi and AO: Could I please have it? gutbucket9: sometimes I give myself the creeps king sXe: let it rip funhouse fUNHOUSE70: it all keeps adding up i think im cracking uuup king sXe: rock our socks off Billi and AO: This Green Day thing is NOT funny SYSTEM Greeter: "Clockwork Oi" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: boom crash SYSTEM Greeter: "redplague X" has entered the room fUNHOUSE70: am i paranoid or just stoned redplague X: jobu is yo mammies BogusBadge: what BogusBadge: who knows green day Billi and AO: DOES ANYONE KNOW THE URL FOR EQUAL VISION...PLEASE? redplague X: malarky BogusBadge: what fUNHOUSE70: my mammaries arepalying tricks on me fUNHOUSE70: playing fUNHOUSE70: ahhhhhhhh redplague X: i know the urine for equal vision BogusBadge: what BogusBadge: first of all I go to broke redplague X: second of all you go dumb fUNHOUSE70: chris, quit fiddling with your turntable BogusBadge: what gutbucket9: androids in the ceiling... redplague X: mike ee-boy SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room gutbucket9: that strobe light thing is sooo cool redplague X: blarf on this room Billi and AO: Bye everyone SYSTEM Greeter: "king sXe" has left the room Billi and AO: Love you all fUNHOUSE70: bye billi Billi and AO: Bye fun fUNHOUSE70: chris, the turntable has been drinking... SYSTEM Greeter: "redplague X" has left the room gutbucket9: that's why it's stumbling across the room fUNHOUSE70: not me gutbucket9: and slamming into the ceiling gutbucket9: where the androids reside fUNHOUSE70: you sounds very drunk and or stoned gutbucket9: the piano! SYSTEM Greeter: "Billi and AO" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: downright waitsian gutbucket9: not stoned.. I'm paranoid without cause fUNHOUSE70: hmm fUNHOUSE70: thats an oxymoron no fUNHOUSE70: ? gutbucket9: um.. gutbucket9: lemme think gutbucket9: perhaps! gutbucket9: state your case SYSTEM Greeter: "Scrapper" has entered the room fUNHOUSE70: if youre paranoid you dont have a cause fUNHOUSE70: if you have a cause..your really just scared gutbucket9: true.. fUNHOUSE70: thats why youre paranoid..your not sure gutbucket9: paranoia is suspicion Scrapper: were did every one go fUNHOUSE70: exactly Scrapper: shit thers only 3 people here fUNHOUSE70: i remember being paranoid that id get in trouble, then i found out i had reason to be..then i was scared fUNHOUSE70: see? its like clockwork gutbucket9: you're deep, man.. SYSTEM Greeter: "Gravity Boy" has entered the room fUNHOUSE70: like the ocean Scrapper: get in trouble for doing what?? Gravity Boy: where did every one go fUNHOUSE70: i wont get into that Scrapper: thats what i want to know fUNHOUSE70: yeh i know, but i dont know you Scrapper: i was here 5 mins ago and then everyone vanished fUNHOUSE70: but lets just say trouble was thankfuly averted fUNHOUSE70: and i walk the streets a free man today SYSTEM Greeter: "duren" has entered the room gutbucket9: jailbreak time duren: they call us walking corpses.... fUNHOUSE70: i wanna SMELL YOUR MUFF gutbucket9: kill the warden gutbucket9: hang by the bootstraps fUNHOUSE70: break this lock and key gutbucket9: no.. I don't WANNA SMELL YOU MUFF!! gutbucket9: your fUNHOUSE70: oh thought it was it was the other way gutbucket9: could be you, why not food? gutbucket9: burgers not berries fUNHOUSE70: damn..skunked again gutbucket9: ladies are women, women are ladies gutbucket9: got a baited hook, call it your cherry gutbucket9: wanna settle down, wanna go get married!! gutbucket9: I DON'T WANNA SMELL YOUR MUFF! SYSTEM Greeter: "duren" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: ok lyric boy SUE me fUNHOUSE70: sheesh gutbucket9: hehe gutbucket9: I've had the album for gutbucket9: god knows Gravity Boy: ABOVE US LAY THE BURDENS BELOW US LAY THE TRUTH WE'RE SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE, AND WE'RE ALL DISCONTENT TOO IS SOMEONE WATCHING OVER YOU? gutbucket9: 3 years fUNHOUSE70: ive only had it for like a month fUNHOUSE70: but i love it gutbucket9: yeah, it's cool. gutbucket9: not minor threat, mind you gutbucket9: but quite listenable fUNHOUSE70: oh brother Gravity Boy: THANX GUT fUNHOUSE70: yeh, i do see your point about minor threat, tho gutbucket9: no prob fUNHOUSE70: pretty intense gutbucket9: exactly. compressed and explosive. searing intensity wrapped in tension fUNHOUSE70: a riddle wrapped inside an enigma fUNHOUSE70: the only fish i smell are aon the deck of my boat gutbucket9: but on my beatles tape, and get you outta my head! fUNHOUSE70: i have to be a t work in 5 hours Gravity Boy: SEE YA PUNX TELL XRAY TO IM ME IF YOU SEE HER PLEASE!!! gutbucket9: I don't. haha! fUNHOUSE70: then is it doors tape later in catalina gutbucket9: sorry.. don't mean to mock fUNHOUSE70: you lazy fucker gutbucket9: yeah fUNHOUSE70: thats awesome fUNHOUSE70: fucking hell thats exactly me in high school SYSTEM Greeter: "Gravity Boy" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: doors and the beatles gutbucket9: jobs are for the weak of heart gutbucket9: j/k fUNHOUSE70: ..but the full of bank account gutbucket9: for me it was minor threat and count basie fUNHOUSE70: count??? basie??!?!? fUNHOUSE70: actually doors and rem for me fUNHOUSE70: and creedence SYSTEM Greeter: "sOurLemOnaDe" has entered the room fUNHOUSE70: uh everyone run and hide! sOurLemOnaDe: hi miKe ;D fUNHOUSE70: hey molly SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: gutbucket9: why sunday of all godawful days gutbucket9: hi molly sOurLemOnaDe: hi cHris... fUNHOUSE70: what to work you mean sOurLemOnaDe: hoL on, sOurLemOnaDe: checK dis ouT gutbucket9: yeah fUNHOUSE70: i know, sucky eh sOurLemOnaDe: oi dude fUNHOUSE70: least i can check out chicks on the job sOurLemOnaDe: this is oi's pa sOurLemOnaDe: you're toasst fUNHOUSE70: molly are you completly drunk or what sOurLemOnaDe: im soRRy sOurLemOnaDe: that wuZ mY faTher sOurLemOnaDe: ;D sOurLemOnaDe: he's leaFn now sOurLemOnaDe: bYe daddY fUNHOUSE70: oi? fUNHOUSE70: im confused sOurLemOnaDe: donT worry bouT him. gutbucket9: yeah, molly.. mike and I just aren't tolerant of drinking sOurLemOnaDe: he's imPared fUNHOUSE70: someone start the st ides iv fUNHOUSE70: STAT fUNHOUSE70: yeh chris and i are glued to the X sOurLemOnaDe: sXe fucKs fUNHOUSE70: im so sxe i dont even blink fUNHOUSE70: i smell IMs fUNHOUSE70: oh well gutbucket9: I'm so sXe I refuse to be within a 50 ft. radius of aspirin fUNHOUSE70: im so sxe i give cows backrubs gutbucket9: I nurse sick ants back to health fUNHOUSE70: i picket the coors bottling plant wearing a black armband Scrapper: red or black ants gutbucket9: both Scrapper: thats cool fUNHOUSE70: soul ants sOurLemOnaDe: mY aSS iZ reD sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. gutbucket9: soul training sOurLemOnaDe: that sounDeD groSS fUNHOUSE70: its sweet sOurLemOnaDe: dinT iT? sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. sOurLemOnaDe: <---sunBurnT fUNHOUSE70: did u get shpanked sOurLemOnaDe: noPe fUNHOUSE70: ohhhh sOurLemOnaDe: fuckRs gone now ;D fUNHOUSE70: nude sunbathing eh fUNHOUSE70: damn sexually active fucker you! gutbucket9: cool fUNHOUSE70: arrggggh sOurLemOnaDe: no no...sEE..s'Jus the ouTside oF maH aSS..lol.. sOurLemOnaDe: da baThin suiT liNe.. sOurLemOnaDe: ya know sOurLemOnaDe: ;D gutbucket9: frustrated are we, mike? fUNHOUSE70: oh..ok sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. sOurLemOnaDe: n mY bacK gutbucket9: hehe fUNHOUSE70: who me? nnno sOurLemOnaDe: n mY leGs...n OUWWCH sOurLemOnaDe: Scrapper: hay sOurlemOnaDe!! sOurLemOnaDe: buT... fUNHOUSE70: aww poor beet red molly sOurLemOnaDe: iT'll turN inTo a taN..so..s'aLL gooD ;D sOurLemOnaDe: hi scraPPer sOurLemOnaDe: oh oh oh oh oh Scrapper: shit i forgot fUNHOUSE70: or it will peel and render you leper- like in appearance sOurLemOnaDe: i saw the besTesT moVie t'niTe sOurLemOnaDe: NO sOurLemOnaDe: iT'll turN TAN fUNHOUSE70: haha sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: LEPER!! LEPER!! fUNHOUSE70: hehe j/k sOurLemOnaDe: have anY oF you fucks sEEn Chasing Amy? gutbucket9: carry a bell before you! fUNHOUSE70: my arms are still tan from last summer sOurLemOnaDe: fucK you sOurLemOnaDe: i wuZ pasTy gutbucket9: so as to warn those ahead! sOurLemOnaDe: CHASING AMY Scrapper: no cursing sOurLemOnaDe: any of you seen iT? Scrapper: no fUNHOUSE70: not into bi love traingle stories sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. sOurLemOnaDe: iT wuz sooooooo gooD sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: saD sOurLemOnaDe: buH gooD fUNHOUSE70: i did see austin powers..the feel stupid hit of the year sOurLemOnaDe: i wuZ wiF 3 guYz.. sOurLemOnaDe: n.. sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. Scrapper: are you blak sOurLemOnaDe: SOOOOOOOO maLe! sOurLemOnaDe: goLLyz sOurLemOnaDe: we walkd ouT sOurLemOnaDe: n theY were like sOurLemOnaDe: "the movie suckd" sOurLemOnaDe: n i wuZ liKe noo! it wuZ gooD! sOurLemOnaDe: n theY were liKe fUNHOUSE70: how does she type so fast fUNHOUSE70: damn sOurLemOnaDe: "no, the onLy good parT were the dicK joKes" sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: boYz are lame sOurLemOnaDe: <--speed deMon sOurLemOnaDe: yay sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: so what kind of meathead jocks did yo u go with sOurLemOnaDe: eXclude mE then sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. sOurLemOnaDe: 3 skinheads Scrapper: GO FUK YOURSELF sOurLemOnaDe: Enough said, i guess sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: dominant male monkey motherfucker!! Scrapper: WHAT ABOUT SKINHEADS sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: si'down biTch ;D sOurLemOnaDe: I WENT TO THE MOVIE WIF 3 SKINHEADS fUNHOUSE70: puffs up shoulders?? hmm id rather see..umm sOurLemOnaDe: ya fuckn idioT sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. Scrapper: I'm a Skin sOurLemOnaDe: wHa kinD? sOurLemOnaDe: raCisT? sOurLemOnaDe: n You beTTer saY no.. Scrapper: I'm not sharp sOurLemOnaDe: trad? sOurLemOnaDe: errrrrrr fUNHOUSE70: male pattern? sOurLemOnaDe: boNeheaD Scrapper: I'm the real thing sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: chris? get offa the ceiling sOurLemOnaDe: yer a fuckn naZi arenT you? Scrapper: bitch sOurLemOnaDe: ARENT YOU fUNHOUSE70: hes racist..yeh Scrapper: HELL YA sOurLemOnaDe: Scrapper: WHITE POWER sOurLemOnaDe: ok..fukkit sOurLemOnaDe: there's nuFFin i kin do on a fuckn puTer. fUNHOUSE70: what a 'tard sOurLemOnaDe: 'cepT eXclude hiS aSS fUNHOUSE70: hey molly..so you got a bikini gutbucket9: ladies and gentlemen.... a warm round of applause for..... JOSEPH GOEBBLES! sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. sOurLemOnaDe: shuDDup miKe.. fUNHOUSE70: and the HIMMLER DANCERS! Scrapper: I'm sorry fUNHOUSE70: dun dun dah dah dah dah sOurLemOnaDe: soRRy? foR wha? sOurLemOnaDe: bEan a wasTe oF fLesh..and sTeaLin *MY* oxYgen? fUNHOUSE70: dingbaaaaat Scrapper: GORBBLESand HIMLER sOurLemOnaDe: yeaH..weLL no apOlogy neCCesary..juS kiLL yerself, pLease SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: fUNHOUSE70: what color bikini molly SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: sOurLemOnaDe: bLue wiF fLowers sOurLemOnaDe: s'preTTy ;D fUNHOUSE70: ouuu Scrapper: WHITE POWER sOurLemOnaDe: ooH la la Scrapper: WHITE POWER Scrapper: WHITE POWER fUNHOUSE70: send me THAT jpg baby sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. sOurLemOnaDe: fanX buH no fanX Scrapper: WHITE POWER Scrapper: WHITE POWER gutbucket9: ever wear a thong bikini molly? sOurLemOnaDe: iS sumone a LiL biT aTTenTion sTarveD? sOurLemOnaDe: i finK so fUNHOUSE70: WHITE OUT POWER! CONCISE CLEAR DOCUMENTS YEAH!! sOurLemOnaDe: noPe chris Scrapper: no sOurLemOnaDe: i think thaT'd giMMie a weDgie sOurLemOnaDe: aCshally fUNHOUSE70: that IS a wedgie SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: sOurLemOnaDe: looX uncomFy SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: sOurLemOnaDe: gooD poinT miKe fUNHOUSE70: looks freakin HOT sOurLemOnaDe: n ya know whA? i doan wanT a weDgie gutbucket9: yeah.. but. damn gutbucket9: it sure looks great sOurLemOnaDe: who caRes? lol...i ainT trYin to imPress no one! fUNHOUSE70: did anyone catch my white out joke? i thot it was a good one sOurLemOnaDe: ooooH. fUNHOUSE70: sigh..oh well sOurLemOnaDe: gooD oine sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: shuddup sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: molly has saggy buns so she doesnt wear thongs hehe sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: what possesed me to type that sOurLemOnaDe: sEE iF *you* giT a piCsha oF mE sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: ow sOurLemOnaDe: fuckR sOurLemOnaDe: sooo.. fUNHOUSE70: just kidding! sOurLemOnaDe: cHris sOurLemOnaDe: SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: fUNHOUSE70: :( SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: sOurLemOnaDe: yEa yEa yea.. fUNHOUSE70: you know your a sweet ass to me sOurLemOnaDe: save iT sOurLemOnaDe: ;D sOurLemOnaDe: aww sOurLemOnaDe: you know how t'win mY hearT fUNHOUSE70: :) sOurLemOnaDe: doncha miKe sOurLemOnaDe: hehee.. Scrapper: HOW DO YOU KEEP A NIGGER IN THE CORNER????????? LICK HIS LIPS AND STICK HIM TO THE WALL !!!! HA-HA gutbucket9: mike, is that a genetic anomaly or did you just stick your foot in your mouth? fUNHOUSE70: i have a way wiht the ladies SYSTEM Greeter: "Billi and AO" has entered the room gutbucket9: heheh sOurLemOnaDe: anomaLy? sOurLemOnaDe: <---dumaSS Scrapper: HAY BILLI gutbucket9: er. abberation? fUNHOUSE70: no i genetically just typed a horibly insulting thing Billi and AO: Hi sweetie Scrapper: DID YOU SEE MY JOKE fUNHOUSE70: for no reason gutbucket9: It's not insulting. just a joke. sOurLemOnaDe: i'll aGree wiF daT gutbucket9: I don't take offense in the slightest! Billi and AO: Look my 3 favorite guys, Fun, Scrapper, and Gut sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: im noT one of yer faVoriTe guyz? sOurLemOnaDe: waaaaah! Billi and AO: Who are you? fUNHOUSE70: your a chick sOurLemOnaDe: Billi and AO: I came here to tell you 3 goodnight Scrapper: RIGHT fUNHOUSE70: yeh if you werent you woulds known that Billi and AO: Shut up Sour Lemonade Scrapper: YA sOurLemOnaDe: gutbucket9: and here it is... again..... and it's called.... 1 2 X U!! sOurLemOnaDe: yer teLLin *mE* t'shUDDup? Billi and AO: I came here to see who was on and say goodnight sOurLemOnaDe: fuck you biTch Scrapper: YA gutbucket9: holy fuck this is high fidelity sound... god almighty sOurLemOnaDe: s'that a gerL? fUNHOUSE70: yeh sOurLemOnaDe: kk Scrapper: OH GOOD NIGHT ( sOurLemOnaDe: weLL...you've saiD g'niTe..BiLLi..so giT the fucK ouT Scrapper: whatch your fukin mouth fUNHOUSE70: arent your folks asleep, chris sOurLemOnaDe: whaCha gonna do bouT iT? sOurLemOnaDe: hmmm? sOurLemOnaDe: gutbucket9: yeah, but.. sOurLemOnaDe: heheh..a faVoriTe pas' time oF mine gutbucket9: they're deaf too gutbucket9: so I play. on and on fUNHOUSE70: deaf? wow Scrapper: you write like a fukin nigger Scrapper: and thats anoying fUNHOUSE70: and thats beneficail to you garden sOurLemOnaDe: yeR eXisTance iZ aNNoyin... gutbucket9: they were rendered deaf from from psycho-thunder guitar smash fUNHOUSE70: yours too? gutbucket9: unfortunately Scrapper: FUK YOU sOurLemOnaDe: *yaawn* m'TuckereD sOurLemOnaDe: ooh fUNHOUSE70: i have to be at work in four n a half hours Billi and AO: Bye everyone SYSTEM Greeter: "Billi and AO" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: im must be insane sOurLemOnaDe: that took You like 2 minUtes..to cum uP wiF fuK you? fUNHOUSE70: bye sOurLemOnaDe: n u kanT even sPeLL iT riTe? gutbucket9: just cruise on.. sOurLemOnaDe: gutbucket9: without sleep Scrapper: IF YOUR TUKKERED THAN LEAVE gutbucket9: catch some afterwards sOurLemOnaDe: hehehe gutbucket9: it's what I've made a habit of fUNHOUSE70: yeh right then ill be askin people if they want fries with there photo developing sOurLemOnaDe: i'LL bRb.. SYSTEM Greeter: "sOurLemOnaDe" has left the room gutbucket9: no doze remedies that situation Scrapper: REAL PUNX DON'T HAVE COMPUTERS gutbucket9: sticks you with a migraine, but on your feet fUNHOUSE70: i could go there now, its open, just load up on no doz gutbucket9: I'm not a punk. punks are unwashed losers without jobs! gutbucket9: exactly. and nicotine has been known to act as a stimulant SYSTEM Greeter: "sOurLemOnaDe" has entered the room gutbucket9: as well Scrapper: YOU FORGOT WE LIVE IN GUTTERS TO JACKASS fUNHOUSE70: dont shoot fUNHOUSE70: hey hey molly sOurLemOnaDe: hi gutbucket9: you live in gutters to jackass.. you mean on the road to jackass? fUNHOUSE70: hows th eol sunburn sOurLemOnaDe: hurTin sOurLemOnaDe: iT iTches sOurLemOnaDe: n theN i iTch iT sOurLemOnaDe: n then i am in pain sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: i could apply some salve for you Scrapper: YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU FAKE LOSER sOurLemOnaDe: saLve? fUNHOUSE70: like lotion sOurLemOnaDe: wuS daT? sOurLemOnaDe: ooh fUNHOUSE70: LOTION sOurLemOnaDe: i'D liKe daT gutbucket9: yeah.. well. walking around with your head in the clouds makes no sense at all! sOurLemOnaDe: buH fUNHOUSE70: yeh me too sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: ouCh!! mY FoOT iZ aSLEPE gutbucket9: if only you two weren't seperated by distance! sOurLemOnaDe: oulskfjweoifj sOurLemOnaDe: gutbucket9: a match made in heaven! sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: fanX cHris fUNHOUSE70: oh ya gutbucket9: sure! sOurLemOnaDe: owwwy1!1 sOurLemOnaDe: mY fooT!! sOurLemOnaDe: fuck fuck fuck sOurLemOnaDe: kiLL iT sOurLemOnaDe: WTF sOurLemOnaDe: i DIDNT DO nany thing oTI fUNHOUSE70: shes in a world of superficial hurt Scrapper: MY HAED ISN'T IN THE CLOUDS IT'S IN AN EMPTY 40oz BOTTLE gutbucket9: hey....aren't they all? sOurLemOnaDe: no iTs shoved up yer fuckn aSS fUNHOUSE70: hmmm fUNHOUSE70: that was a mite testy Scrapper: STAY OUT OF THIS NIGGER sOurLemOnaDe: sTay ouT oF this? sOurLemOnaDe: ouT oF whaT? gutbucket9: the late night insult slingers' club sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. fUNHOUSE70: ohhh i have moronotron x'd gutbucket9: out of step. with the woooorld!! Scrapper: NEVER MIND YOU DUMB FUK sOurLemOnaDe: <---DUMB FUK Scrapper: YA sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: ahhhh! Scrapper: BAULD HEADS fUNHOUSE70: im a street walkin cheetah, chris sOurLemOnaDe: sCuse mE? SYSTEM Greeter: "dyerseve" has entered the room Scrapper: SKINHEADS sOurLemOnaDe: bauLd? sOurLemOnaDe: you ainT a sKinhead gutbucket9: with a heart full of napalm? fUNHOUSE70: exactly! gutbucket9: well I'm the runaway son of the nuclear a-bomb Scrapper: I SHURE AS HELL AM dyerseve: hello fUNHOUSE70: nice to meet you sOurLemOnaDe: no...yer noT gutbucket9: same here sOurLemOnaDe: yer a fuckn naZi...s'a diFFerenCe dyerseve: hows everyone sOurLemOnaDe: JIM DANDY sOurLemOnaDe: THANKS sOurLemOnaDe: ;D Scrapper: YES I AM BITCH fUNHOUSE70: molly needs loootion sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: owwY gutbucket9: I can help apply some as well sOurLemOnaDe: YaY fUNHOUSE70: back off junior! gutbucket9: ..in case I can be of service sOurLemOnaDe: lol... sOurLemOnaDe: you guYz caN bE mY maSoooS's fUNHOUSE70: 1 man job, dig? gutbucket9: hey... just being a good citizen! gutbucket9: says who? sOurLemOnaDe: taG teaM? sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: hehehe fUNHOUSE70: the manual dyerseve: whats up fUNHOUSE70: of fun girl shit dyerseve: with everyone sOurLemOnaDe: ceiLin, dyserve? sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: hehehhe gutbucket9: hmm.. It's on sale at crown books now gutbucket9: 30% off SYSTEM Greeter: "Scrapper" has left the room fUNHOUSE70: remainder table ailse 4 dyerseve: whos all the girls sOurLemOnaDe: <----gerL sOurLemOnaDe: ;D fUNHOUSE70: every fucking thing is 30% off in that hole dyerseve: how many sOurLemOnaDe: umm...moLLy? gutbucket9: they're priced to move! sOurLemOnaDe: moLLy=onE sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. gutbucket9: books like.. the poorman's guide to hungarian cooking sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. dyerseve: hello sOurLemOnaDe: HELLO fUNHOUSE70: uncle johns 3rd bathroom reader sOurLemOnaDe: CAN WE GET PAST THE POLITE CONVERSATION sOurLemOnaDe: PLEASE? sOurLemOnaDe: THANKYOU sOurLemOnaDe: gutbucket9: the doonesbury anothology dyerseve: r u m/f sOurLemOnaDe: hello. whats up. how's it going? C'MON, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT fUNHOUSE70: encyclopedia of dull mass murders sOurLemOnaDe: awww.. sOurLemOnaDe: you've diSaPoinTed mE sOurLemOnaDe: m/f sOurLemOnaDe: dyerseve: what r u gutbucket9: landscaping for black urban professionals sOurLemOnaDe: what am i? sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. fUNHOUSE70: hehe sOurLemOnaDe: i aM...the onE sOurLemOnaDe: thE onLy sOurLemOnaDe: moLLy! yayayayay fUNHOUSE70: evasive masturbation techniques for teens sOurLemOnaDe: oh dyerseve: thats funny my name is holly sOurLemOnaDe: thats a good one miKe sOurLemOnaDe: LOLOL! sOurLemOnaDe: OH MY GOD sOurLemOnaDe: THATS SO FUCKN HILARIOUS fUNHOUSE70: heh yeh i wore out my copy dyerseve: for reals sOurLemOnaDe: SHIT..I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY FUCKN LIFE!!! gutbucket9: mine... hmm, can't seem to pry it open dyerseve: why would i lie sOurLemOnaDe: lol... sOurLemOnaDe: sumone do suMfin sOurLemOnaDe: please fUNHOUSE70: yeh..its a big coaster now dyerseve: how old r u little g sOurLemOnaDe: liTTle G?! sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. dyerseve: yes u sOurLemOnaDe: DiD you juS caLL me lil G? dyerseve: y sOurLemOnaDe: cuZ... sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: juZ cuZ gutbucket9: justice brennan. take out some insurance on me, baby baby. dyerseve: well how old r u fUNHOUSE70: im a buppie sOurLemOnaDe: weLL...whY the fuck d'You care? sOurLemOnaDe: *H*olly sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: gawd, thats hilarious dyerseve: cuz u act like a 3 year old sOurLemOnaDe: s'cuZ i am 3 dyerseve: lil g sOurLemOnaDe: OOOOOOOH fUNHOUSE70: sleeves, shirt tales, and 101 other alternatives to tissues sOurLemOnaDe: LiL g=little gerL? sOurLemOnaDe: heheh..fuNNy fuNNy haha dyerseve: both sOurLemOnaDe: yer a fuckn rioT dyer sOurLemOnaDe: hehe..i finK im in a BIG lack o sleep sOurLemOnaDe: im diLeriouS dyerseve: haha gutbucket9: rich's guide to covert masturbation in schools, businesses, and public places sOurLemOnaDe: n.. sOurLemOnaDe: i ainT even maKin seNse anYmo sOurLemOnaDe: n mike n chris are goin oFF bouT crOwn bOOks gutbucket9: and molly's ass is chafing! sOurLemOnaDe: chaFinG? fUNHOUSE70: hiding monster hardons in public for the 13 yr old public speaking student sOurLemOnaDe: sOurLemOnaDe: chafing? sOurLemOnaDe: gutbucket9: isn't it? :) fUNHOUSE70: hmmm sounds like she needs moer lootion sOurLemOnaDe: i couL' anSwer You..f'i knEw whA you said gutbucket9: chafing... being rubbed raw? sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. SYSTEM Greeter: "dyerseve" has left the room gutbucket9: by the sunburn! fUNHOUSE70: yeh! gutbucket9: sorry, it's just that I'm busted and dripping gutbucket9: my sorry lungs are leaking gutbucket9: damn, this is an awesome album! fUNHOUSE70: what is it sOurLemOnaDe: 'mEmbEr when i talkd t'you on da fone, daT one time, cHris? gutbucket9: fugazi: steady diet of nothing gutbucket9: yeah I remember gutbucket9: a long time ago sOurLemOnaDe: hmm...i juS rememBered daT.. sOurLemOnaDe: weiRd.. sOurLemOnaDe: k..im oVer iT ;D fUNHOUSE70: hmmm gutbucket9: yeah? how odd :) gutbucket9: that was.. quite a conversation sOurLemOnaDe: OH.. gutbucket9: ahem fUNHOUSE70: you kids wanna be alone sOurLemOnaDe: yer jusT caTchin on mike? fUNHOUSE70: :( gutbucket9: hehe sOurLemOnaDe: i've been trYin to giT you to leaF for 20 minUTes! sOurLemOnaDe: ;D sOurLemOnaDe: juS kiDDn! fUNHOUSE70: yeh what else is new gutbucket9: nah, you can listen in if you wish mike sOurLemOnaDe: we luFF you miiiiiikE sOurLemOnaDe: hehehe fUNHOUSE70: its ok, im just a big tall goofy 26 yr old fUNHOUSE70: that no one likes sOurLemOnaDe: he'LL leaF soon, i pwomisE fUNHOUSE70: :~~( sOurLemOnaDe: aww "wah wah wah" sOurLemOnaDe: crY mE a fucKn riVah miKe fUNHOUSE70: no im kidding SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: Gravity Boy: shit if you she her tell her to im me i'm going to kill some bible bangers that are trying to kill my friend Odin93 Gravity Boy: ok fUNHOUSE70: ok Gravity Boy: thanx Gravity Boy: see ya fUNHOUSE70: later SYSTEM Greeter: "Gravity Boy" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "sOurLemOnaDe" has entered the room sOurLemOnaDe: *waDDles baCk in* sOurLemOnaDe: taLkaTive arenT we? sOurLemOnaDe: gutbucket9: yes they are gutbucket9: voices coming in off the badlands fUNHOUSE70: i need a girlfriend fuck sOurLemOnaDe: aww sOurLemOnaDe: poor babY fUNHOUSE70: yehyeh sOurLemOnaDe: i donT wanT a boYfriend.. gutbucket9: a girlfriend is someone to make you feel important by sucking off your wallet sOurLemOnaDe: weLL..i gueSS i dO..i'D raTher be in luFF sOurLemOnaDe: chRis! fUNHOUSE70: then getting pissed when yuo ask her to pay gutbucket9: except you molly! sOurLemOnaDe: liKe...i couL giT a boYfriend...buH..i doan wanT one..im noT hornY..iM jus.. sOurLemOnaDe: ya know.. gutbucket9: and keeping you always within her sight, in control sOurLemOnaDe: wanTn t'Be in luFF..n knowin der's noone ouT there fer mE fUNHOUSE70: and thinking she supports you, when you pay half the rent gutbucket9: yeah, that's something desirable fUNHOUSE70: oh well, im not bitter, least i got pussy out of it sOurLemOnaDe: ewww gutbucket9: for that brief second gutbucket9: um. gutbucket9: that didn't mean to sound like an insult gutbucket9: although I guess it did. sorry fUNHOUSE70: brief second? fUNHOUSE70: hmmm gutbucket9: I swear to god. that was an unintentional pun! sOurLemOnaDe: lol fUNHOUSE70: heyyyyyy!!! gutbucket9: sorry! fUNHOUSE70: grrrr gutbucket9: no wonder people hate me. dammit gutbucket9: :) sOurLemOnaDe: fuckn asshoLe sOurLemOnaDe: gutbucket9: yeah yeah gutbucket9: say what you want gutbucket9: if it was someone else, it would be funny! sOurLemOnaDe: You hurT mikes feeLings sOurLemOnaDe: ooooooH.. fUNHOUSE70: no he didnt gutbucket9: good goddamn. this is high quality sound sOurLemOnaDe: yEs he did fUNHOUSE70: yeh right im mr quickie sOurLemOnaDe: you doan hafTa be maCho sOurLemOnaDe: crY fUNHOUSE70: bam bam and its over fUNHOUSE70: thats me sOurLemOnaDe: You suk sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: sha RIGHT gutbucket9: no I'm sure you're an expert lover, no offense intended sOurLemOnaDe: lol... fUNHOUSE70: ha i wouldnt go that far fUNHOUSE70: im no wilt chamberlain gutbucket9: like surgically precise fUNHOUSE70: chris did you just call me an expert lover? fUNHOUSE70: im skared now gutbucket9: wilt "the sex crazed womanizing mysoginist" chamberlain gutbucket9: I guess I did. euuugh fUNHOUSE70: wilt "the howitzer" chamberlain gutbucket9: wilt "semi automatic" chamberlain fUNHOUSE70: molly "the sweet ass" faner fUNHOUSE70: gutbucket9: maybe she got kicked out fUNHOUSE70: perhaps gutbucket9: or she was repulsed by the conversation fUNHOUSE70: doubtful gutbucket9: yeah, she's capable of the same sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: sOurLemOnaDe: hehh. sOurLemOnaDe: i wuS juS takn a naPPy fUNHOUSE70: nodding sOurLemOnaDe: hehe.. gutbucket9: crashing sOurLemOnaDe: i finK i shouL go t'Bed sOurLemOnaDe: im dYin fUNHOUSE70: mollys on methadone sOurLemOnaDe: ya know daT feeLin sOurLemOnaDe: when yer eYeliDs feeL like theY're 20lb? gutbucket9: back to the clinic SYSTEM Greeter: "Gravity Boy" has entered the room sOurLemOnaDe: n ya kanT even keeP em open fUNHOUSE70: yeh where your real tired and need to go to bed fUNHOUSE70: yeh i think im familiar w/ that sOurLemOnaDe: *yaawn* fUNHOUSE70: vaguely sOurLemOnaDe: moLLyz goin nY nYte sOurLemOnaDe: fUNHOUSE70: g nite Gravity Boy: hello funhouse gutbucket9: ok, nite molly sOurLemOnaDe: nite miKe..niTe chRis.. Gravity Boy: bye funhouse fUNHOUSE70: hi gravity gutbucket9: remember... if ever you need help applying lotion fUNHOUSE70: IM THE MAN sOurLemOnaDe: heRe..You kan keeP dis.. sOurLemOnaDe: :d sOurLemOnaDe: err ;D sOurLemOnaDe: hehee.. gutbucket9: THAT WOULD BE ME Gravity Boy: yes you are fun gutbucket9: ok, you keep it mike. dammit Gravity Boy: UNITE sOurLemOnaDe: bYe guYz.. fUNHOUSE70: <---MAGIC HANDS sOurLemOnaDe: lol.. SYSTEM Greeter: "sOurLemOnaDe" has left the room Gravity Boy: so what's up fUNHOUSE70: the sky gutbucket9: my blood sugar levels Gravity Boy: no shit.. fUNHOUSE70: my nicotine intake Gravity Boy: go alchlol in take here fUNHOUSE70: my fondness for malt liquor gutbucket9: the sense of desperation and impending doom fUNHOUSE70: my need for nude females Gravity Boy: i can understand that!!! fUNHOUSE70: alriiight gutbucket9: there's only one virgin and she don't fly fUNHOUSE70: too bad im gripped in a deathlock of solitude Gravity Boy: are you sure shes not a slut gutbucket9: they can't land the plane. and they can't get home cause of a hurricane! Gravity Boy: HUSKER DU gutbucket9: solitude is my home, man gutbucket9: yeah Gravity Boy: FUCK YEAH Gravity Boy: GOOD MAN gutbucket9: zen arcade, man fUNHOUSE70: uh oh gutbucket9: the final word is double punch gutbucket9: in Gravity Boy: and candy apple GRAY gutbucket9: nah, don't care for candy apple much Gravity Boy: that's cool gutbucket9: the fun stopped with flip your wig for me gutbucket9: dead set is still an awesome song Gravity Boy: yes i agree Gravity Boy: did you check out my mi gutbucket9: hell yeah! gutbucket9: they're my favorite gutbucket9: and mike's too. heh Gravity Boy: YES fUNHOUSE70: bob mould and his ridiculously expensive flying V gutbucket9: flying V imitation dammit Gravity Boy: yes that was when he was with SUGAR gutbucket9: insanely cheap pawn shop issue fUNHOUSE70: yeh whatever fUNHOUSE70: yeh he played that on stage gutbucket9: hey, I'm sure REM uses cheap equipment Gravity Boy: lol fUNHOUSE70: in the studio tho..he broke out the gibsons gutbucket9: nah, he used the flying V imitation during the husker years Gravity Boy: and SUGAR years also gutbucket9: oh yeah, he's deceptive that way Gravity Boy: did you KNow he is SOLO now fUNHOUSE70: "tee hee gibsons tee hee" gutbucket9: yeah gutbucket9: they'll never know.. never... know! Gravity Boy: it's even acoustic Gravity Boy: misspelled Gravity Boy: it SUX gutbucket9: egoverride is the only song I've heard from the latest gutbucket9: his solo concerts, yeah gutbucket9: all acoustic Gravity Boy: yep it SUX gutbucket9: I wanted to go see it, but I missed fUNHOUSE70: hmmm flying V with bigsby or the 57 prototype.hmm fUNHOUSE70: i cant decide... Gravity Boy: flying V foo gutbucket9: eh... stuff the makeshift cab, break out the new marshall stack fUNHOUSE70: foo fighters Gravity Boy: no foo as in fool gutbucket9: flu fighters fUNHOUSE70: food fighters gutbucket9: flu fighters.. featuring vitamin C Gravity Boy: lol fUNHOUSE70: well, as waitsian as the whole "up all nite thing" seems, im gonna go get some z's gutbucket9: ah.. wimp!! fUNHOUSE70: check you guys later Gravity Boy: don't worry gutbucket9: later mike Gravity Boy: seeya fUNHOUSE70: yeh im a freaking mess, macho wise gutbucket9: testosterone deprived fUNHOUSE70: later chris, gravity gutbucket9: bye Gravity Boy: bye fUNHOUSE70: buhbye SYSTEM Greeter: "fUNHOUSE70" has left the room gutbucket9: what's your favorite husker album? Gravity Boy: my 7inch of everything falls apart Gravity Boy: my pride and joy gutbucket9: a 7"? is that a boot? Gravity Boy: no just old as hell gutbucket9: I didn't think they released that as a single Gravity Boy: yes they did in i think 79 gutbucket9: you're sure everything falls apart? gutbucket9: or do you mean statues? Gravity Boy: yep right here gutbucket9: what's the b side? Gravity Boy: Punch drunk and BLAH, blah blah gutbucket9: a 7". hmm, never heard about that Gravity Boy: look it up gutbucket9: I know they released in a free land as a single gutbucket9: and statues gutbucket9: oh well gutbucket9: but music wise. which is your favorite Gravity Boy: i don't have free land can you order it gutbucket9: haha. well, for $75 or so maybe Gravity Boy: FLip your Wig of course gutbucket9: but no, I don't collect records that are available in cheaper reissues and stuff gutbucket9: yeah, I like wig better than new day rising Gravity Boy: nether do i gutbucket9: but zen is my favorite Gravity Boy: if you feed that rat's to the cats and the cats to the rats you'll get the cat skins for nothing gutbucket9: gotta have friends for the plans I make. gotta make plans for the friends I make. GO MAKE PLANS!!! Gravity Boy: $10,000 dollars???? gutbucket9: we can build a rat cage with a million rats gutbucket9: the rats will be 12 times faster than the cats! gutbucket9: then we'll have more rats to feed each day to each cat Gravity Boy: there is a god gutbucket9: I tell you I love that fucking band Gravity Boy: same here that's why my band is called DEAD SET ON DESTRUCTION gutbucket9: cool. i always thought that was an awesome name Gravity Boy: thanx gutbucket9: what do you play? Gravity Boy: bass/singer/writer gutbucket9: I play guitar and write, but no band yet Gravity Boy: u play the guitar where do you live gutbucket9: los angeles Gravity Boy: fuck gutbucket9: how bout you? Gravity Boy: my guitar play got arrested before our gig today Gravity Boy: chicago Gravity Boy: that fuck gutbucket9: how odd gutbucket9: so no playing, huh Gravity Boy: i played the guitar and sucked at it and my brother played my bass Gravity Boy: and he sucks at that to gutbucket9: looking through the windownpain. I'm not insiiiiiide your braiiin!!!! gutbucket9: that's too bad Gravity Boy: not untill i find a guitar player Gravity Boy: that's why im moving the band to GA gutbucket9: of all places? Gravity Boy: Xrayspex will play for me Gravity Boy: he go arrested for rape that fuck head gutbucket9: I gotta go. it's way too late gutbucket9: christ, what a dick Gravity Boy: see ya gutbucket9: bye