SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: SatrdysHeros: nawww.....u wuz counTing the daYs!!!1 el dead cow: sayin how many days we got lef SatrdysHeros: you wippd out da calender!!! el dead cow: hehe mind island: days until... SatrdysHeros: the year 2000 SatrdysHeros: 1002 days till 2000 mind island: well we won't be around to count em!! mind island: HAHAHAHA mind island: I'm checking out before then SatrdysHeros: suicdaL? el dead cow: there's a phat clock in newyork about it mind island: no, sane el dead cow: tells you da time and all mind island: that's da bomb SatrdysHeros: yeS....clocks do that daVe SatrdysHeros: el dead cow: isn't it? SatrdysHeros: they tell time SYSTEM Greeter: "cabroncito" has left the room el dead cow: do no! SatrdysHeros: do too! el dead cow: not my clock SatrdysHeros: s'amaZing, ain't iT? el dead cow: it tells me how hot it is mind island: that's a bunsen burner SatrdysHeros: mY cLock.....mOoOoOooOooZZ!!!!!! SatrdysHeros: like a coW!!!! el dead cow: does not! SatrdysHeros: mines neaT!! smartalek: mind island, you suck dick el dead cow: wait..it moooo's? SatrdysHeros: but not a dead one!! JohnERotten: you need help molly el dead cow: like a cow? SatrdysHeros: yeP.... el dead cow: and i'm gonna give it to her! SatrdysHeros: lol!!!! miKe!!! no no, im serois! SatrdysHeros: lhehehe... mind island: is that what you saw when you were taking it in the ass? el dead cow: hea holly.....lemme help you SatrdysHeros: for the alarm....it goes mOoOoOOOOOooOooo.... SatrdysHeros: Molly SatrdysHeros: SatrdysHeros: no hoLLy el dead cow: for the alarm el dead cow: i like that SatrdysHeros: yeaHHH!! s'cOOlio el dead cow: for the alarm spoke and brought forth sounds JohnERotten: ok ill belive you this time el dead cow: and these sounds were good SatrdysHeros: 'cept....it doan always waKe mY unconscious aSS uP el dead cow: so they were called cow sounds el dead cow: and it was good JohnERotten: mind island...lead guitar SatrdysHeros: wachoo ramblng about daveY? el dead cow: not tellin! mind island: migraine. JohnERotten: johnerotten..lead voice SatrdysHeros: SatrdysHeros: c'mon.. el dead cow: i'm taking about margarine! SatrdysHeros: spiLL iT el dead cow: opppps! SatrdysHeros: nuh uh! el dead cow: im not pickin em up! el dead cow: yer on crack mind island: smartalek... blowjobs JohnERotten: ladies and gentle men..the husker stooge SatrdysHeros: lol..... el dead cow: all dat shit el dead cow: everyone go to bed! el dead cow: go to bed! smartalek: "mind island" the preffered cologne of gay men el dead cow: now! el dead cow: it's late SatrdysHeros: mE?? beD? mind island: featuring iggy drop SatrdysHeros: nEvE SatrdysHeros: r el dead cow: yea....im still two hours behind el dead cow: so it feels only like 1 oclock el dead cow: damn time zones! JohnERotten: smartalek..the preferred ass of burly inmates el dead cow: damn em ta hell! SatrdysHeros: psHHHHHHHHH>..i got....a good 3 or 4 hours infront of me tonight!!!!! mind island: "smartalek"... otherwise known as "sperm receptacle" el dead cow: pshhhhhhhhhhh SatrdysHeros: heheeee.... smartalek: good one dipshit el dead cow: damn i neva new howta make dat sound el dead cow: but now i know el dead cow: pshhhhhh el dead cow: nigga pleze! SatrdysHeros: =) you know what sound im makn? JohnERotten: joey the shit sheath el dead cow: uh-huh! SatrdysHeros: most people doan know!! el dead cow: dat sounds! el dead cow: pshhhhhhh SatrdysHeros: theY jus tink im nUTS! SatrdysHeros: buT im like NOooooooo s'Pshhhhhh!!! el dead cow: nigga please!!! talk to da hand! smartalek: SHIT SHEATH? SatrdysHeros: "taLk 2 da wrist....cuz u bin dissst" JohnERotten: yeh el dead cow: hehe mind island: husker stooge.. I play migraine ok? SatrdysHeros: wOw joeY..daTs a tounGe tWisTer smartalek: "tin snips" JohnERotten: ok.. JohnERotten: ill make lion sounds SYSTEM Greeter: "paTwiX" has entered the room el dead cow: k...go! JohnERotten: "corn pops" SatrdysHeros: heY tricK paTwiX: paTwiX: Hi el dead cow: trick paTwiX: mind island: heros.. you can play slide guitar SatrdysHeros: mE? el dead cow: you! mind island: yeah! SatrdysHeros: i doan waNNa be inyr reTarTEd band el dead cow: okay hea we go SatrdysHeros: stoopid fuCK JohnERotten: with your birth control case SatrdysHeros: heheeee..... el dead cow: hehe mind island: fuck off, we're going places, ok?!?!!! SatrdysHeros: i wanna sinG.. el dead cow: yeah! SatrdysHeros: c'i sinG? el dead cow: you can play the dickweed mind island: ok, sing.. el dead cow: sumpin JohnERotten: yeh! husker stooge..the name is so familiar,,the music sucks! SatrdysHeros: daVE.....yr a phreaK el dead cow: itsa joke el dead cow: from da old days SatrdysHeros: oh .....eliTE. SatrdysHeros: i C el dead cow: my ol prodigy posse wouilda backled me up el dead cow: but no! SatrdysHeros: "WhaTeVeR" JohnERotten: you can back up sing and bang tamborine, molly el dead cow: you new kids came along SatrdysHeros: *glare* mind island: ...but only if you wear skimpy outfits and make sexually obscene gestures. el dead cow: took my damn propertiy el dead cow: okay el dead cow: hea goes el dead cow: there's these red necks deep in the heart of south jaxonville el dead cow: then this companie built an office on dis land el dead cow: da rednecks wasn't happy wit dat JohnERotten: middleburg sux SatrdysHeros: dave.....wachoo talkn bout now? SatrdysHeros: im lost.. SatrdysHeros: helP el dead cow: cuz they used it for huntin grounds el dead cow: middleburg!!!?? SatrdysHeros: are u teLLn a joke? SYSTEM Greeter: "FondleMeElmo" has entered the room el dead cow: you know what i'm talkin about SatrdysHeros: HELP ME JohnERotten: long story, cow SatrdysHeros: no i doaN mind island: elmo, can you play slide guitar? el dead cow: but then they kept shootin up the the new buildin SatrdysHeros: FondleMeElmo: uUUMmM, nope JohnERotten: i can handle slide, chris el dead cow: they jus built el dead cow: they kept sayin the city took there land mind island: fair-o rotto el dead cow: so everynite el dead cow: they keep shootin at it el dead cow: hoppin it'll go away or sumpin SatrdysHeros: dave shuDDup. SatrdysHeros: el dead cow: or maybe they think it'sa reelly big dear! mind island: get some nice louisiana ass swamp boogie sound goin' FondleMeElmo: uUUuGgGhHh paTwiX: uHm...yah.. JohnERotten: skynyrd meets gwar paTwiX: heY anyone in here have like..internet access? el dead cow: hey! paTwiX: like..IRC en stuff like that.. paTwiX: huH? el dead cow: foghat played tonite! mind island: ccr and the boredoms SatrdysHeros: i doan.. JohnERotten: used to el dead cow: i do i do! el dead cow: ipc el dead cow: irc paTwiX: for real? el dead cow: alll dat shit paTwiX: heY...could i ask you a huGe favor.. paTwiX: its fer a rillY good cause.. paTwiX: el dead cow: yea...,like a local service? paTwiX: uHm...listen to this k? SatrdysHeros: FondleMeElmo: UuUUugHhHhHh el dead cow: ::snortsa line:: JohnERotten: marshall tucker meets the damned el dead cow: ::raises leg:: el dead cow: ::scratches molly's side:: SatrdysHeros: dave yr a freak....shh..... SatrdysHeros: shhh!! el dead cow: ::get sup:: paTwiX: hey uhm...freak show... SatrdysHeros: im waitin for tricks "good cause" paTwiX: could you please do me a favor? SatrdysHeros: heheeeeeee..... paTwiX: HE HEEEEEEH HEEEEE el dead cow: oh yea? JohnERotten: dead, your not from middleburg are you paTwiX: shuddup mollY mind island: the ventures fronted by darby crash FondleMeElmo: OooOOOOHHhHh OOoOhHHh OoOhhH AaaahHHH AaaHHhhH! SatrdysHeros: lol....nO el dead cow: no SatrdysHeros: JohnERotten: ok el dead cow: don't eva say dat! el dead cow: i'm not where neah middlbeburg SatrdysHeros: trick......waht do you neeD from daveY???? el dead cow: can't belive you heard of dat town mind island: people from the midwest can go get fucked!! mind island: bastards! JohnERotten: gg allin fronting early 80s rem paTwiX: mollY i'm not talkin' to you SHATUP! Sugarfix: HI ELYSE paTwiX: DAVE DUDE! FondleMeElmo: OOOoOOoOoooOOoohHhhhH OooOOHHh OoohhH aaAAhhh AAAAAHHhhh! smartalek: "mind island©" prefered cologne of the shit stabbing community. endorsed by rock hudson and JohnERotten. SatrdysHeros: el dead cow: tiz me@ JohnERotten: yeh i knew someone form there Sugarfix: mowwy, i iz back FondleMeElmo: amy? el dead cow: i'm sorry paTwiX: yeaA tis you listen to me dude.. Sugarfix: its AMY el dead cow: ::wavin:: SatrdysHeros: ELYSE WHATS WRONG FondleMeElmo: I wanna go to bed....But I kan't smartalek: amy the shit stabber SatrdysHeros: whY? Sugarfix: why not? SatrdysHeros: OH SO AMY AND JOEY FINALLY GOT THEIR BUTTS OUTTA IMS, Eh? el dead cow: frogs paTwiX: can you go on IRC....an like...check a local server...an like...check the directory under a certain name.. FondleMeElmo: cause my sister and her friends are making too much damn noise smartalek: hee hee Sugarfix: joey tyeah SatrdysHeros: woaH! sowwy bout the caps! paTwiX: an gt his email addY...err sumtin' like that... paTwiX: could you? JohnERotten: joey, you havent shit stabbed me lately Sugarfix: kill em elyse el dead cow: like use the seach engine? FondleMeElmo: hee hee.......HhUuuUmMM smartalek: mind island: "smartalek"... incarcerated six months.. turned all bodily orifices over to "Leon" for protection and cigarettes Sugarfix: he only shit stabs at request el dead cow: is that what you want me ta do? paTwiX: like....check the directory i dunnoo.... JohnERotten: ahhh! thnks FondleMeElmo: paTwiX: there's a directory in there.. Sugarfix: shut up mind island you knob el dead cow: for email addies ya mean? smartalek: mind island, if wit were pancakes, you would be a short stack paTwiX: with the list of allllll the people...Yup... mind island: heh Sugarfix: heheh paTwiX: dude...fergit it.. paTwiX: heh... smartalek: JohnERotten: hey joey, if dicks were pankcakes... Sugarfix: hey, who is ytou pat wix? smartalek: yes? Sugarfix: dont start with his dick, mike. smartalek: ya, who is ytou? FondleMeElmo: ewe...joey you disgust me JohnERotten: youd be a lone silver dollar Sugarfix: i told you about that! paTwiX: if you were a trEe what trEe would YOU bE? smartalek: haha Sugarfix: he is that ugly to you? mind island: smartalek...if comebacks were cities, you'd be a one horse town. and you'd shit stab the horse el dead cow: laters everyone! smartalek: hey, youre getting better mind island JohnERotten: id be a bush SYSTEM Greeter: "el dead cow" has left the room FondleMeElmo: OoOooHhhH ooooOHhh oOOoHHh AaaaaaHhh AAAAaHhhhhhHH! Sugarfix: shut up mind island, before i kick yo ass smartalek: JohnERotten: ohh amy yer so tuff mind island: well I'm incorporating some of your inane phraseology now FondleMeElmo: ack! FondleMeElmo: ''ljjlfg Sugarfix: oh really, joey? SatrdysHeros: hmmmm..... smartalek: hee hee Sugarfix: thanks mike Sugarfix: i really do try paTwiX: i wanna get in on the action ALEK... smartalek: ya JohnERotten: yeh i can tell paTwiX: Sugarfix: cheatin on me with elyse huh? smartalek: haha, thats the spirit patwix FondleMeElmo: ewe paTwiX: open yer mouF bitch paTwiX: JohnERotten: im just DYING for a golden shower! smartalek: hee hee hee hee SatrdysHeros: *giTs a toWeL* SatrdysHeros: *wiPes oFF eLY* Sugarfix: molly FondleMeElmo: yea yea yea, SHUDDUP mind island: well wait your turn mikey boy Sugarfix: MOLLY SatrdysHeros: yessum amY? SatrdysHeros: WHAT smartalek: FondleMeElmo: Molly's the only one who luvs me paTwiX: ew... Sugarfix: beat up joey for me JohnERotten: EWWWWWWW mind island: grab a ticket SatrdysHeros: whY??? SatrdysHeros: wad' he dO? Sugarfix: molly luvs amy and elyse paTwiX: molly doesn't love you....she jsut acts liek it... Sugarfix: hes a meanie!! FondleMeElmo: thats jis digusting joey SatrdysHeros: lol.moLLy loves EVERYONE :) Sugarfix: he cheated on me! JohnERotten: joey shits like a diahretic dog paTwiX: mollY's a dork paTwiX: SatrdysHeros: mind island: that really was suck joey. for fuck's sake! mind island: er. sick too SatrdysHeros: o H n O amY smartalek: this whole conversation is whacked G Sugarfix: what? FondleMeElmo: hee hee, well, yeaoh, Molly is a dork...but thats not the point SatrdysHeros: sowwy.....2 many spaces.... SatrdysHeros: oh no amY Sugarfix: what MOWWY> SatrdysHeros: weLL fINE..... Sugarfix: WHAT???! smartalek: amy, back off, im in mollys crew Sugarfix: fuck off shit for brains SatrdysHeros: im soWWy buH i wiLL noT beaT uP joeY for yoU paTwiX: hehehe.. paTwiX: go girll paTwiX: Sugarfix: hmph SatrdysHeros: buH.... paTwiX: mollY...yer over doin' the stickies.. Sugarfix: buh wha? paTwiX: smartalek: girls suck Sugarfix: you suck SatrdysHeros: lol.....doan tink i love you anY less, k? SatrdysHeros: Sugarfix: okey SatrdysHeros: heheee...k Sugarfix: i'll beat em up then SatrdysHeros: i condoan that mind island: you misogynistic homoerotic bastard smartalek FondleMeElmo: ooOOOooHhh OooOOOOOooOHHH OooOooOohhhH AAaHhHHhH AAaaAAHhh! SatrdysHeros: smartalek: girls are the spawn of satan Sugarfix: and you can watch ansd laugh SatrdysHeros: eXactLy!! Sugarfix: you men helped make us SatrdysHeros: ELYSE-------what are you DOING over there.. SatrdysHeros: YOU TALKN TO TRENT??????? SatrdysHeros: lol..... FondleMeElmo: lol smartalek: i hate you molly Sugarfix: elyse is BORING tonight paTwiX: HeLlO mY NaMe iS mOlLY EYE UHM a dOrK! SatrdysHeros: joeY???? Sugarfix: hear that molly? FondleMeElmo: no...Elyse is half awake SatrdysHeros: *gasP* smartalek: cunt cunt cunt Sugarfix: he said it SatrdysHeros: awwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! Sugarfix: uh oh SatrdysHeros: what the fuck?????? FondleMeElmo: Molly is nuttin but a cunt Sugarfix: it's on SatrdysHeros: SatrdysHeros: wadjoo jus call me joeY? Sugarfix: i got yo back molly JohnERotten: mollys no CUNT smartalek: smartalek: mind island: charles "tex" watson on drums, and our soundman, Joseph Goebbles... SatrdysHeros: paTwiX: heY molly he called you a CUNT CUNT CUNT FondleMeElmo: no, no, no, Molly's a cunt paTwiX: smartalek: JohnERotten: WHAT KIND IF SICK BASTARD WOULD CALL MOLLY A CUNT paTwiX: shuddup eLy Sugarfix: molly's no cunt paTwiX: she's snoT paTwiX: smartalek: haha, good one mike Sugarfix: one named joey mind island: a bastard fixing to get his ass knocked around the fucking room!!! smartalek: shaddup amy SatrdysHeros: joeY....what the fuck u doin calln me a cunT? SatrdysHeros: hmmm? Sugarfix: no asshole FondleMeElmo: vunt smartalek: i was just playin molly!!!!! FondleMeElmo: hee hee SatrdysHeros: *GLARE* Sugarfix: liar FondleMeElmo: I like that better then cunt paTwiX: vuou vrom svedven? Sugarfix: liar FondleMeElmo: vunt JohnERotten: on bass...recently paroled, sirhan sirhan SatrdysHeros: yea u say that NOW FondleMeElmo: vunt vunt vunt SYSTEM Greeter: "astroman6" has entered the room smartalek: on tambourine, liberache Sugarfix: HEY GIRLS, JOEY IS UP FOR GRABS. paTwiX: Hi vi ham vrom sveden vi name iz moooooooooollY vi am a doHrk paTwiX: Sugarfix: any takers? Sugarfix: didnt think so smartalek: fuck you amy SatrdysHeros: heY!!! FondleMeElmo: lol, no no takers for joey SatrdysHeros: im noT a dorK eiTHeR JohnERotten: im up for grabs too SatrdysHeros: Sugarfix: ill take it mind island: and our esteemed string ensemble, led by sir heinrich himmler smartalek: molly, look, i was totally joking, i would never say that and mean it Sugarfix: yeah he would SatrdysHeros: weLL daTs better..... SatrdysHeros: heheeee. FondleMeElmo: vunt JohnERotten: sure he would SatrdysHeros: i accepT yr aPology Sugarfix: dont believe his lies smartalek: i love you molly SatrdysHeros: :) SatrdysHeros: awwww.. smartalek: go piss amy!!! smartalek: grrrrr FondleMeElmo: uh oh amy SYSTEM Greeter: "astroman6" has left the room JohnERotten: molly, will you bear my children SatrdysHeros: weeez coo' SatrdysHeros: shore miKe...whatever you saY! FondleMeElmo: hee hee, Molly's a wanted vunt paTwiX: she's s smelly vunt paTwiX: SatrdysHeros: <-------babY maChine.. FondleMeElmo: lol Sugarfix: what elyse/ SatrdysHeros: lol!! smartalek: HI, MY NAME IS AMY, I LIKE IT IN THE ASS!!!!! PLEASE SHIT STAB ME AT YOU DISCRETION mind island: shwivehunt FondleMeElmo: only you would know trick paTwiX: lol.. paTwiX: shuddup SatrdysHeros: o mY gawD.... paTwiX: FondleMeElmo: paTwiX: hehehehhh... FondleMeElmo: vunt Sugarfix: ha ha ha god, i cant stop laughing SatrdysHeros: *walks oFF* mind island: hmmm.. I haven't started smartalek: did you look in the mirror amy?? ooooo paTwiX: hehehhh... SatrdysHeros: enUF oF THAT convo.. paTwiX: she walked away.. FondleMeElmo: hee hee hee SatrdysHeros: so joeY.. SatrdysHeros: smartalek: yes? Sugarfix: no at your picture asshole SatrdysHeros: hows da weaTher? smartalek: ooooo JohnERotten: smartalek..americas #1 lesbian body spray..available in 2 gallon vats smartalek: paTwiX: huH? Sugarfix: hey molly? smartalek: SatrdysHeros: yes amY? SatrdysHeros: u want me to beat up joey again? SatrdysHeros: Sugarfix: ya wanna boyfriend? FondleMeElmo: vunt SatrdysHeros: mE? umm.... smartalek: amys really a man molly SatrdysHeros: lol.. mind island: ... your satisfaction guaranteed.. or you'll be ass raped by our founder himself SatrdysHeros: weLL sHORE.. Sugarfix: wanna boyfriend? SatrdysHeros: whY NOT paTwiX: {s cryin'game} paTwiX: ewww.. SatrdysHeros: smartalek: FondleMeElmo: ewe paTwiX: i saw that movie...an i was waiting fer a surprise like...ROnald Mc donald would make an appearance.. Sugarfix: ok, well you can have JOEY cos he's a bad boyfriend...guaranteed to treat you like shit smartalek: ooo!!! am i mollys boyfriend now??? paTwiX: an the that BEAUTIFUL chekc gets naked.. paTwiX: an she has a winner.. SatrdysHeros: awwww.... paTwiX: i was like..nooo no nooooo! SatrdysHeros: weLL woo hoo! FondleMeElmo: joey did I mention how attractive you look it that position? SatrdysHeros: joeYz mY boYfreinD noW!! SYSTEM Greeter: "A1V2E3" has entered the room SatrdysHeros: smartalek: thank you elyse SatrdysHeros: woo hoo! JohnERotten: joey came at me like john popper towards a little ceasers Sugarfix: go for it Sugarfix: he hates me anyways FondleMeElmo: ewe, poor, poor Molly SatrdysHeros: crY me a river amY! SatrdysHeros: paTwiX: pack yer bags Joey yer goin' on a guilt trip smartalek: little caesar, playing the "tin snips" paTwiX: hehehh.. Sugarfix: im leaving mind island: he attacked me like michael jackson on bennies SatrdysHeros: wuH oH.... Sugarfix: BYE SatrdysHeros: amY noooooooooo SatrdysHeros: doan leave.. smartalek: uh oh, amys fucking mad Sugarfix: WHY NOT? paTwiX: such a lil drama queen amY...like you rillY care...you know you got 5 more guyz cyberin' you in imz.. paTwiX: heh.. SatrdysHeros: there goes mY boYfriend FondleMeElmo: hee hee, doan listen to that vunt amy smartalek: somebody cant take a fucking joke Sugarfix: nah, i loved em SatrdysHeros: cuZ you KNOW joey loves ya :) SatrdysHeros: c'mon.. SatrdysHeros: doan go SatrdysHeros: :) mind island: can't take the fucking same joke told 40 times over Sugarfix: no he doesnt SatrdysHeros: *meDiaTor* SatrdysHeros: shore he does Sugarfix: nope SatrdysHeros: tell her joeY mind island: goddamn! SatrdysHeros: SatrdysHeros: tell her!!! paTwiX: heY mollY....shut the fuck up would ya huH? paTwiX: fopr real... SYSTEM Greeter: "A1V2E3" has left the room Sugarfix: he wont cos he doesnt SatrdysHeros: lol.... FondleMeElmo: OoOOOOoHHhH OooOhH OoOoHHh AAaaaHHhH AaaaAhhhhH! smartalek: hey mind island, if i want any shit from you i'll ask you to mail me your underwear!!! JohnERotten: how bout some mellow tunes {s slowjam} paTwiX: yer like...yappin' a lil tooo much.. SatrdysHeros: stOp lecturing me trick.. SatrdysHeros: on how to type SatrdysHeros: n how to talk Sugarfix: told ya molly paTwiX: heY eLy? whY do you keep doin' that? SatrdysHeros: n how much to talk SatrdysHeros: :P paTwiX: mollY...okaY... SatrdysHeros: i'll decide for MYSELF when it's time to shut my mouth paTwiX: buH just shut the fuck up FondleMeElmo: smartalek: sheesh, is this the break up room or what???? mind island: I'm sure you get enough shit on a daily basis from your exploits on the queer side of town smarty Sugarfix: nighty night all paTwiX: G'nighT amY SatrdysHeros: why doncha sTay amy? smartalek: all??? even me??? Sugarfix: why should i? JohnERotten: i wanna git with you (and your sister deborah) FondleMeElmo: byeeeyyeeyeyeyey Amy SatrdysHeros: talk to mE SatrdysHeros: smartalek: shit stab her SatrdysHeros: OR AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH SatrdysHeros: SYSTEM Greeter: "doomino" has entered the room Sugarfix: you are good enough SatrdysHeros: so whY doncha staY? smartalek: anyone know of the doomino effect?? hehe Sugarfix: but im sad now SatrdysHeros: awwww *gives amY a lil hug* JohnERotten: that was painfully un funny joey Sugarfix: thanks :> SatrdysHeros: i'll be yr boYfriend! SatrdysHeros: smartalek: FondleMeElmo: lol mind island: but no more so than your last 20 lame jokes JohnERotten: s'true SatrdysHeros: wadya saY amy? smartalek: you guys are mean, youre all a bunch of, big green dragons!!!!! SatrdysHeros: LOL!!!! SatrdysHeros: gO awaY ranDa! Sugarfix: YOU WILL MOLLY??? smartalek: hee hee JohnERotten: satrdysheros: americas #2 lesbian body spray SatrdysHeros: yeP i wiLL :) *gives amY a boQuet of roZes* paTwiX: bouquet SatrdysHeros: f'you'll accepT mY proPozaL paTwiX: dumass Sugarfix: Awww! FondleMeElmo: SatrdysHeros: *glare* shuddup trick yr ruinin the moment!! SYSTEM Greeter: "RUDEB0Y" has entered the room Sugarfix: Elyse wanna peice of Amy too?? smartalek: JohnERotten© for those not so fresh days FondleMeElmo: trick, keep talking!! FondleMeElmo: hee hee, sUUure paTwiX: awww...i tink elY's a lil jealous... JohnERotten: for every momnet ruined, a milwaukees best guzzled. at your worst? RUDEB0Y: 'ello 'ello Sugarfix: Gonna get on one knee???? mind island: keep rambling incessantly! FondleMeElmo: very jealous SatrdysHeros: heY miKe------------ #2 lesbian spraY????? paTwiX: cuz you want molly huH? SatrdysHeros: WHY NOT #1!?!? paTwiX: i 've seen how tight you are... Sugarfix: cool, i gots two fer the price of one! FondleMeElmo: nO....I want amy paTwiX: you WANT that VUNT JohnERotten: thats "smartalek" paTwiX: hUH?? paTwiX: SatrdysHeros: i love you amY!!!!!!!!!!!!! JohnERotten: available in 2 gallon vats mind island: #1 lebian post coital deoderizer FondleMeElmo: SatrdysHeros: wiLL yoU go steadY wiF me???? Sugarfix: aww! we gonna get married!?? smartalek: mind island© the lube for when it just wont go in the asshole SYSTEM Greeter: "TheGadGirls" has entered the room SatrdysHeros: =) you beTcha!!!!!! Sugarfix: but oh my dear elyse... SatrdysHeros: we can go to veGas!!!!!!!! SatrdysHeros: fuck elYse Sugarfix: OK!!! SatrdysHeros: she's a stoopid cunT SatrdysHeros: Sugarfix: right now!!@! mind island: smartalek... the beer for those long, jizz juggling nights in the bathhouse FondleMeElmo: HuuuuMmM, fuck me???? SatrdysHeros: wiF the flYin elvises! paTwiX: gawd...for real...lez talk abouT sumtin' sumtin'...this is retarded... JohnERotten: new! smartalek "pussy squeegee" for the slime after the time SatrdysHeros: Sugarfix: i'll fuck you elyse...you can be my mistress FondleMeElmo: woo hoo!! SatrdysHeros: okay thats it amy... SatrdysHeros: FondleMeElmo: kan you kall me slave girl? SatrdysHeros: i don't need you Sugarfix: no, wait, i didnt mean it! SatrdysHeros: so joeY.. SYSTEM Greeter: "Joy17world" has entered the room SatrdysHeros: how's things in YR part of the woods? Sugarfix: oooooh, i see how it is... FondleMeElmo: oooohhH yes you did amy Sugarfix: going to my ex! RUDEB0Y: there are alot of PC assholes on AOL Sugarfix: thats great SatrdysHeros: yeaH that's right....s'beTTer than bein shared. SatrdysHeros: or....somefin paTwiX: fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangorooo.... SatrdysHeros: sharin 1st place :) Sugarfix: noooo! paTwiX: finger banG an ouragatang... paTwiX: get hornee at the zOOoOOoo.. SatrdysHeros: finger bang an arangotang......support yr local zOO SatrdysHeros: nooo! paTwiX: shuddup mollY SatrdysHeros: support yr local zOO paTwiX: SatrdysHeros: *glare8 smartalek: YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK AND I HATE YOU!!! HOW ABOUT I PUT MY FACE BETWEEN 2 LUSCIOUS TITS??? HUH??? THEN WHAT?!?!?! FUCK YOU!!!! I HATE YOU!!! SYSTEM Greeter: "smartalek" has left the room SatrdysHeros: ohhhhhhhhh......... paTwiX: aaaaahhh....beddaH... paTwiX: ;D SatrdysHeros: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SatrdysHeros: joeY..... SYSTEM Greeter: "Joy17world" has left the room Sugarfix: he left me FondleMeElmo: ....HhhuuuUUmMmmm paTwiX: since when is this the retard room... paTwiX: heY mollY? JohnERotten: HI MY NAME IS SMARTALEK I ENJOY NUZZLING FARM ANIMALS AFTER SEX paTwiX: ever heard of magY? SatrdysHeros: huh??? mind island: he must have gone off to join the queer commune TheGadGirls: why is everyone so pissy? paTwiX: MagY?? ever hear from her? SYSTEM Greeter: "doomino" has left the room SatrdysHeros: i thoT you X'd me!!!! RUDEB0Y: anyone in the carolinas? SatrdysHeros: n no.....sh'es on aoL now.. mind island: maggie? paTwiX: heY elY? what's mollY sayin'? paTwiX: SatrdysHeros: hehee.. mind island: I met up with her monday JohnERotten: knoWlove me anYwaYs.**does any1 wanna plaY checKers wiF mE?** FondleMeElmo: I doan know, I doan understand that vunt paTwiX: yeaA...mAgwY... paTwiX: mind? paTwiX: what? mind island: she's not here anymore paTwiX: you met up wiF magWY? paTwiX: wheRe?? mind island: yeah! mind island: she was in town paTwiX: like...prettyinpunk? mind island: LA paTwiX: for real??? mind island: yeah. paTwiX: dude... paTwiX: she doan come on prod no more? mind island: seriously SatrdysHeros: she's on aAOL SatrdysHeros: ya idiot SatrdysHeros: mind island: nah, says she has some modem problems SatrdysHeros: *thinks she'll spout off to trick since he X'd her* paTwiX: ooh.... RUDEB0Y: FUCK PC FondleMeElmo: paTwiX: ima call heR arse up.. paTwiX: see wuTsup... paTwiX: i miss her... mind island: she's really fuckin tall Sugarfix: i luved maggie SatrdysHeros: LOL......she's as taLL as me mind!!!!! paTwiX: she's rillY fucken tall? paTwiX: what? SatrdysHeros: you calln me taLL??? mind island: well you're a giant then!!! SatrdysHeros: FondleMeElmo: hee hee, Molly the oaf mind island: yes! Sugarfix: how tall iz you/. SatrdysHeros: LOL....No no n nonono! paTwiX: she's like...5'7... paTwiX: isn't she? TheGadGirls: GWEN RULES SatrdysHeros: she's 5'8 n a half! mind island: try 5'11" or somethin SatrdysHeros: liKE mE Sugarfix: aww dats not that tall paTwiX: mollY the Ogre... SatrdysHeros: noooooooooooooooo SatrdysHeros: she's NOT SYSTEM Greeter: "RUDEB0Y" has left the room Sugarfix: sheesh mind island: swear! SatrdysHeros: she's 5'8" and a half! FondleMeElmo: oaAaaaaaF Sugarfix: molly my honey SatrdysHeros: she tol me!!!!! JohnERotten: this sucks mind island: well you obviously haven't seen her! FondleMeElmo: doan say that amy!!! Sugarfix: like you paTwiX: OoOooOoogRRrrE... paTwiX: SYSTEM Greeter: "smartalek" has entered the room SatrdysHeros: *glares at amy*.....go 2 yr mistress.. Sugarfix: shhh, elyse, you're a secret! mind island: she's tall like a hooker on call JohnERotten: nobody likes me bye FondleMeElmo: hee hee, tea, come to your mistress SYSTEM Greeter: "JohnERotten" has left the room smartalek: i love you mike smartalek: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mind island: I love you too.. Sugarfix: thats great paTwiX: everYone wants yer bF? heh.. SatrdysHeros: *hugs amY* paTwiX: suX to be you.... paTwiX: FondleMeElmo: why why why akn't I go to slEeeeEEp Sugarfix: sorry molly, sorry elyse, i want joey FondleMeElmo: paTwiX: why would anyone want Joey? Sugarfix: but you guys are still my luvahs paTwiX: mind island: well maybe those lines of speed elmo!! TheGadGirls: si love gwen FondleMeElmo: lol, good point trick Sugarfix: if ya saw him you'd know why paTwiX: i love gwEn too.. paTwiX: see...gwEn is someone you can love.. paTwiX: not...JOEY FondleMeElmo: lol SatrdysHeros: i luFF joeY smartalek: look here patwix SatrdysHeros: Sugarfix: shuddup SatrdysHeros: heheeee.. FondleMeElmo: i luff me Sugarfix: no you dont! hes mines! Sugarfix: i luvs him! paTwiX: yer retarded amy.. paTwiX: heh.. Sugarfix: nobuddy else! FondleMeElmo: ewe, why are you fighting over joey???? paTwiX: like...get a room er sumtin'...go show him how much you love him an stop annoyin' us Sugarfix: we not mind island: yeah, it's like fighting over a dead dog for chrissake paTwiX: yer like I LUV HIM BLAH BLAH paTwiX: NOBODY CARES paTwiX: bitch paTwiX: jeeeeeeez.... Sugarfix: yayaya SatrdysHeros: Sugarfix: molly does paTwiX: MOLY's A DORK! paTwiX: SatrdysHeros: *glarez* FondleMeElmo: hee hee hee paTwiX: =Ț SatrdysHeros: you've told me dat like 48723948723498 times tonight TRICK SatrdysHeros: i GIT THE FUCKN POINT! SatrdysHeros: Sugarfix: lalala Sugarfix: im bored FondleMeElmo: Molly is a whale's penis paTwiX: lol paTwiX: LmaO SatrdysHeros: lol, eXcuse me elY? Sugarfix: im envious paTwiX: a SMELLY whales' penis paTwiX: hehe.. FondleMeElmo: UuuUUuummMM, yessum? SatrdysHeros: okay... FondleMeElmo: I said you were a whale's penis Sugarfix: wow, this is great Sugarfix: im having too much fun paTwiX: heheheheh... SatrdysHeros: dork......whales penis.....cunt.....bitch.... SatrdysHeros: CMON KEEP IT UP GUYZ smartalek: paTwiX© for when you just feel like being a complete asshole because someone stole your pocket protector SYSTEM Greeter: "JohnERotten" has entered the room SatrdysHeros: what else!!!! FondleMeElmo: yop yop, thats ALL you Moll Sugarfix: FALALALALALLAALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! paTwiX: uHm.....cool smartalex...are you a hacker? paTwiX: heY mollY? smartalek: shut up cunt paTwiX: how come yer not goin' out at nites? SatrdysHeros: yEs? paTwiX: its yer pring break rite?> Sugarfix: ILLITERACY FondleMeElmo: OOOoOooHhHhhhh OooOHHH OoooOHHh aaaaAAhhh AAAHhhhH! Sugarfix: huh/ Sugarfix: ? Sugarfix: JOEY smartalek: yes? paTwiX: heY mollY? how old is that bitch amy? Sugarfix: im gonna call smartalek: shut the fuck up patwix you fucking cunt SatrdysHeros: i dont know how old amy is....18? paTwiX: <---- a fucken cunt Sugarfix: rite Sugarfix: im 18, what's it to you? JohnERotten: no thats molly hee hee paTwiX: rillY? whoaa...heheheh... SatrdysHeros: lol.. smartalek: fucking asshole paTwiX: nuFin'...just wonderin'.. paTwiX: paTwiX: mollY how old are you? paTwiX: FondleMeElmo: lol FondleMeElmo: uh oh smartalek: fuckin asshole, shut the fuck up JohnERotten: i bet im the oldest one in here SatrdysHeros: *starts whisteling* paTwiX: heY joeY? noone's talkin' to you...heh.. FondleMeElmo: Molly's suddenly quiet SatrdysHeros: elY..tricK....SHUDDUP smartalek: isnt it time for bed patwix? mommys callin smartalek: fucking cunt FondleMeElmo: hee hee, tahts the way to shut her up Sugarfix: leave em alone paTwiX: i wonder whY eLY? mind island: you were an adult when most of us were learning how to talk mike paTwiX: do YOU know how old SHE is? smartalek: shut your punk ass the fuck up JohnERotten: yeh i was smoking SatrdysHeros: la la la.. FondleMeElmo: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why SatrdysHeros: amY.....you okaY???? SatrdysHeros: FondleMeElmo: yEeeSss, I know how OLD she is Sugarfix: yeah, i iz ok smartalek: fucking asshole. shit talking little prick SatrdysHeros: u shore? JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why Sugarfix: i thinks? JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why paTwiX: OoOooOooohH rriiiiiiiLlYyyY eLY?? JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why JohnERotten: hee hee, yes...I WONDER why paTwiX: an tell me...how OLD would THAT bE? JohnERotten: :) paTwiX: smartalek: cut and paste, a wonderful thing FondleMeElmo: YyyYyEeessssS, really trick JohnERotten: beautiful, baby.. SatrdysHeros: *be right back* Sugarfix: thanks Sugarfix: ko FondleMeElmo: ooOOOkKkKay Molly JohnERotten: Sugarfix: so elyse, now that we are alone.... smartalek: patwix, does it take a lot of practice to be such a complete asshole? do you act this way because people steal your lunch money? FondleMeElmo: hee hee, kall me slave gril amy smartalek: fucking cocksucker SYSTEM Greeter: "RAVING ALIEN" has entered the room smartalek: fucking jerk mind island: the slave grill paTwiX: rite rite JoeY....yer lame...now jsut ssssHH... Sugarfix: smartalek: fucking prick Sugarfix: bad bad slave girl! smartalek: go fuck your self you cunt!!!! JohnERotten: yes, crispus attucks will cook you up a steak just the way you like it FondleMeElmo: OooooOOOOohhHHhH Sugarfix: ME?! RAVING ALIEN: WOW! paTwiX: such harsh language... TheGadGirls: i hello RAVING ALIEN: cool SatrdysHeros: mucH beTTr SatrdysHeros: :) paTwiX: whY you soo angrY lil boi? doan Yer mommyy wuufff youuuu? i know she loves mE plentY paTwiX: heh heh...hehe.. Sugarfix: OH! m olly, honey, eh hehe, yer back... smartalek: patwix, you fucking asshole, you dont know how bad i wouyld love to meet with oyu JohnERotten: why didnt you piss on me, molly mind island: fredrick douglass whips up an awesome sampler plate and spits in it cuz you're a white devil RAVING ALIEN: [ o] [o ] RAVING ALIEN: < smartalek: fucking cunt FondleMeElmo: Molly..........my butt hurts RAVING ALIEN: -------------- SatrdysHeros: hehee... paTwiX: ouuuHHH i'm sOoOOOOo scared jOEYY BEAR! paTwiX: SatrdysHeros: *massages eLLys buTT* FondleMeElmo: SatrdysHeros: heheee.. FondleMeElmo: hee hee smartalek: fuck you patwix, youre a fucking scumbag RAVING ALIEN: lol SatrdysHeros: lol..... SYSTEM Greeter: "TheGadGirls" has left the room RAVING ALIEN: l RAVING ALIEN: /\ Sugarfix: it should elyse... RAVING ALIEN: lol RAVING ALIEN: l RAVING ALIEN: /\ Sugarfix: no nonono JohnERotten: hope you like that cheeseburger with "xtra loogie", senator helms FondleMeElmo: hee hee SatrdysHeros: i fink 2 people in here need to take there lil argument eLse where!! Sugarfix: i know smartalek: im not fucking going anywhere FondleMeElmo: hey...Molly...need to pee again by any chance? smartalek: fuck that little cunt patwix paTwiX: i think three people in here should take there dike asses else where Sugarfix: joey stays SatrdysHeros: LOL!! mY o mY!!! JohnERotten: fuck that baby talk freakazoid patwix Sugarfix: yeah molly, doncha havfta pee really bad?? SatrdysHeros: that was rude n uN calld for FondleMeElmo: PPPpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiSssSSSSSsSS SYSTEM Greeter: "RAVING ALIEN" has left the room FondleMeElmo: think of waterfalls Moll Sugarfix: the toilets callin for ya molly SatrdysHeros: *feels like she suddenly hasta pepee* mind island: all fuck SatrdysHeros: whY yes....yes i do FondleMeElmo: pPPPpPpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiSssSSsSSS FondleMeElmo: go for it Molly!! JohnERotten: fondle you have a lousy personality paTwiX: heY...Joey...an..uhM...rotten....i'm rillY glad yer gettin' it all out...s'healthY talkin' about yer feelings paTwiX: heh.. FondleMeElmo: hee hee, why thank you Rotten JohnERotten: no prob : Sugarfix: go ahead, well, uh, miss ya paTwiX: take a chance take a chance take a ch ch chance paTwiX: Sugarfix: JOEY! mind island: 1970 rollin in sight JohnERotten: throw your homework on the fire paTwiX: whY is everyone always pickin' on mollY? cuz she looks like an oaF an she's rillY dorkY paTwiX: JohnERotten: beautiful baby feed my love! all night Sugarfix: JOEY!!!!!!!!!! paTwiX: THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD ONLY GOT ONE ARM! FondleMeElmo: i NNnnnnEeeEEEddDD SLeeeEEp smartalek: what???? mind island: radio burning up above JohnERotten: yeh and three dicks paTwiX: heY eLy? what's an OaF? Sugarfix: how long are you gonn a stay on here> FondleMeElmo: Molly smartalek: i dont kow smartalek: know Sugarfix: ?? paTwiX: i know i know...buH like... paTwiX: if i lookt up in the dictionary...what would it say? paTwiX: "mollY" paTwiX: okaY oaky.. Sugarfix: well whadda you doin? paTwiX: buH like... paTwiX: SatrdysHeros: wha???? FondleMeElmo: hee hee paTwiX: let's saY i wanted to see one...what would be pictured? SatrdysHeros: an oaPh? Sugarfix: joey, whadda ya doin? FondleMeElmo: molly mind island: www.charlesmanson.com SatrdysHeros: an oaph iZ like.....oGar trick... SatrdysHeros: paTwiX: okaY...if i wanted to call an OAf...so he'd recognise me...what would i saY to him? FondleMeElmo: like Molly JohnERotten: patwix is considered "cool" at his kindergarten play group///voted "best diction" Sugarfix: mike, do you know where joey is? JohnERotten: www.randomkillings.com SatrdysHeros: what??? JohnERotten: nope i dont, amy Sugarfix: ok thanks JohnERotten: im him mind island: probably under a table somewhere paTwiX: heY mollY? how old is Rotten? FondleMeElmo: HhUuUUmMmmMmmM SatrdysHeros: oLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD SatrdysHeros: SatrdysHeros: im not shore how old tho.. smartalek: goodbye all. thank you for totally ruining my fucking night you stupid cunt. you dont fucking deserve someone like molly you fucking cunt patwix SYSTEM Greeter: "smartalek" has left the room Sugarfix: 3 SatrdysHeros: woaH... SatrdysHeros: neLLy... paTwiX: hehe.. paTwiX: gooNite Joey beaR paTwiX: love you too big boi mind island: thanks for the commentary mister social responsibility paTwiX: huH? mind island: hey keith... paTwiX: what mind? lol mind island: AUUUUGUUUGGHTHT! mind island: I'm leavin, I wanna go visit the charles manson web page mind island: later