Federal X: Rue McClanahan has one BornAnnoying: are her nips done too? gunpoint: wasnt she on the golden girls? Federal X: uh-huh gunpoint: he he BornAnnoying: she was the hot golden girl Federal X: Bea Arthur got real drunk one time w/a staple gun and went AWOL ivy princess: BYE! Federal X: adios amigo, adios my friend ivy princess: bye-bye SYSTEM Greeter: "ivy princess" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "xXseraphimXx" has entered the room Federal X: <----approved by Jimmy's Product Testing Services BornAnnoying: bea arthur probably keeps a briefcase full of severed penises wherever she goes Federal X: LOL! SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room xXseraphimXx: heyo, peoples. BornAnnoying: hey tricia! Federal X: "Now Obi Wan, prepare to di...hey, do I smell cookies?" Federal X: more Bloopers coming up! xXseraphimXx: hey, chris. gunpoint: hey trish i was just about to leave! BornAnnoying: speaking of self defense, as far as shotguns go, I like the mossberg 12 g. with #00 birdshot for stopping power.. xXseraphimXx: <'s kev.> you no leave. Federal X: i'm a Daisy rifle man myself Smartalek: TRICIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xXseraphimXx: joeybear! gunpoint: woo! BornAnnoying: yeah, those work well when you have an infant attacking you Federal X: nothing like shooting Propane tanks in the back yard w/a BB gun Federal X: *sigh* ahh youth xXseraphimXx: hmm...so... Federal X: Wonder Twin Powers Activate! BornAnnoying: of course if you can get your hands on one, the baretta 92F police issue is surprisingly relaible for a pistol.. xXseraphimXx: entertain me, damnit. i have a test tomorrow. i'm depressed. SYSTEM Greeter: "SandoZ" has entered the room Federal X: i guess SandoZ: hi SandoZ: lalala BornAnnoying: < putting on blackface and tap shoes > SandoZ: y SYSTEM Greeter: "MarsDetroit" has left the room Federal X: wait, Bornannoying i think you want the Miltia room! xXseraphimXx: um...no. SandoZ: ojakdhfv;opad Federal X: go sambo! xXseraphimXx: more depressing. SandoZ: sambo? BornAnnoying: yeah, probably right Federal X: old racist slang term/nickname SandoZ: that's my kitty, samantha, sam, sammy, orsambo BornAnnoying: like goomba Federal X: and restaurant chain until the NAACP sued them SandoZ: sambo?!! BornAnnoying: yeah, damn good burgers I tell you! gunpoint: goodnight chris and trish Federal X: yep xXseraphimXx: g'night, kev. BornAnnoying: nite kevin gunpoint: good luck on the test trish SandoZ: nite kev gunpoint: youll do good Federal X: g'night sweetheart xXseraphimXx: thanks. xXseraphimXx: i hope so. SandoZ: and trish and chril SandoZ: chris BornAnnoying: seeya sandy gunpoint: wow goodnigt all my wonderful new friends! SYSTEM Greeter: "SandoZ" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "gunpoint" has left the room Federal X: HEY! you kids quit Cyberin' up there! we need company! BornAnnoying: the freemasons claim to be an innocent brotherhood, but universal domination is in the cards BornAnnoying: yeah!! Federal X: too true BornAnnoying: whatever happened to group discussion?! Federal X: I believe it was Moses who brought the Ten Condiments Federal X: Non-sequitar playhouse ladies and gents xXseraphimXx: i wish i was cybering.. i'm just bored and staring off into space. my god...my life is boring. at least at 2:40 am. BornAnnoying: and established the Christian Cheeseburger chain of restaurants Federal X: International House of Prodestants BornAnnoying: yeah... but what are you gonna do other than drive around the streets wandering aimlessly? Federal X: IHOP for short Federal X: Burger King of the Jews xXseraphimXx: i dunno...sleep? BornAnnoying: as pope john paul II said, the only good protestant is a dead one! Federal X: Kentucky Fried Catholics BornAnnoying: no, that's out of the question trish xXseraphimXx: i could always just sit around here and randomly quote byron and shelley.. BornAnnoying: we catholics used to dine on lutherans during the inquisition BornAnnoying: those were the good ole days Federal X: some black dude asked me where all the brothers hang out in San antonio, I said Denny's. He kicked my ass Federal X: but it's true! xXseraphimXx: somehow..that was funny. BornAnnoying: was that black dude jessie jackson? BornAnnoying: hehe Federal X: Louie Farrakhan BornAnnoying: even worse Federal X: My brothers...we didn't land on the Grand Slam Breakfast, the Grand Slam Breakfast landed on us! BornAnnoying: hey, if you ever see a nation of islam guy, remember: they get angry when you snap their bowties. I should know. xXseraphimXx: argh. xXseraphimXx: that was bad. BornAnnoying: got no sense of humor those guys! Federal X: it was really cool when Buzz:the bee who loves flowers, spoke at the 1million man march... Federal X: "Hey you guys, i'm buzz. i'm a bee." BornAnnoying: lol SYSTEM Greeter: "WithoutMe" has left the room Federal X: oh boy xXseraphimXx: Federal X: what are we clowns to you? Federal X: do we amuse you? BornAnnoying: oh, this isn't entertaining to ya?! xXseraphimXx: i just studied for 5 hours. xXseraphimXx: what do you think? Federal X: you think that's funny, eh? SYSTEM Greeter: "My Reality" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Smartalek" has left the room BornAnnoying: just .. just HOW AM I FUCKIN' FUNNY?!? Federal X: and then there were 4 Federal X: well, 3 and a mute xXseraphimXx: yeah. BornAnnoying: he keeled over 3 brews ago Federal X: Steve Guttenberg stars...3 men and a little Mime xXseraphimXx: a mute with a weirder name than mine. xXseraphimXx: 3 men? xXseraphimXx: Federal X: not at once, no xXseraphimXx: i don't see 3 guys. Federal X: that's an ugly rumor BornAnnoying: umm.... xXseraphimXx: i see two guys, me, and a mute. BornAnnoying: ...neither do I trish :) Federal X: i dunno, i'm not gonna be guttenberg tho xXseraphimXx: lol Federal X: Mahoney! xXseraphimXx: well...i am certainly not going to be him. Federal X: oh that wacky cap'n lesard xXseraphimXx: 'cause i'm all female like dat. Federal X: a true comic genius in all sense of the word BornAnnoying: I happen to be a police academy fan Federal X: do you have the Digital Remastered Letter-box edition? BornAnnoying: it's virtuosic filmmaking in every sense of the word Federal X: it's being re-released, just like Star Wars BornAnnoying: no, I have the special edition that was submitted to the academy Federal X: hmmm...i wonder if a film that bad had scenes that weren't good enough to make it in to the movie BornAnnoying: And now.... police academy.... shown uncut.... the way it was intended.. xXseraphimXx: lol Federal X: presented by ford Federal X: i think police academy was 2 hours of Outtakes xXseraphimXx: ok...don't make fun of schindler's list please. that's my movie. BornAnnoying: the scene where steve guttenberg gets a pie thrown in his face.. in the special edition it's shown from a different angle xXseraphimXx: lol Federal X: yeah, i hear KC Masterpiece was going to sponsor Shindler's List, but some CEO felt it was kinda wrong... Federal X: Thank you! tasteless joke # 3! BornAnnoying: no, that takes the cake!! Federal X: you've been a wonderful audience, good night! SYSTEM Greeter: "NO SIXX" has entered the room xXseraphimXx: don't forget...you'll be in vegas on the 15th. xXseraphimXx: nikki sixx? BornAnnoying: nikki sixx?? NO SIXX: no NO SIXX: lol BornAnnoying: wasn't that motley crue? xXseraphimXx: yup. BornAnnoying: woah... yeah!! kickstart my heart cuz it never stops!! Federal X: Rejected sponsors:GE ovens, KC masterpiece, Hibachi, and Jenny Craig xXseraphimXx: lol BornAnnoying: it's not like that song is a complete ripoff of led zeppelin's 'rocknroll'... BornAnnoying: no similarities there at all Federal X: hey! Federal X: that's like saying Bush rips off Nirvana xXseraphimXx: ok..wanna play a game involving 80s hair bands? Federal X: or Veruca Salt rips off themselves BornAnnoying: or that Elastica rips off Wire Federal X: do we need dice? xXseraphimXx: nope. Federal X: is it a drinking game? xXseraphimXx: just your knowledge of 80s hair bands Federal X: Can i be the Thimble! NO SIXX: or screeching weasel rips of the ramones Federal X: or Julio Iglesias rips off Metallica BornAnnoying: veruca salt just happens to be absolutely devourable. even if they can't pen a tune. SYSTEM Greeter: "GrungeCowboy" has entered the room xXseraphimXx: ok...i say a guy's name...you tell me what band he was in and what instrument he played. GrungeCowboy: Hey NO SIXX: ok Federal X: true, i could use a dash of Veruca salt on my tube steak! BornAnnoying: blue oyster cult.. NO SIXX: me too xXseraphimXx: if you get it right, it's your turn. Federal X: umm...pass! BornAnnoying: hehe... you said it Federal X: (the password is...ass) xXseraphimXx: ok? NO SIXX: ok xXseraphimXx: i'm bored...humor me. BornAnnoying: ok, tricia the unstable one BornAnnoying: oh go.. there goes tokyo.. go go godzilla!! Federal X: you're anti, you're anti-septic! xXseraphimXx: first guy: rob affuso. Federal X: wham SYSTEM Greeter: "GrungeCowboy" has left the room NO SIXX: wingher Federal X: dexy's midnight runners xXseraphimXx: band name and instrument. Federal X: foghat NO SIXX: alice cooper BornAnnoying: oh no.. they say he's got to go.. go go godzilla! Federal X: Sly and the Family Stone SYSTEM Greeter: "tRicKerZ" has entered the room BornAnnoying: bass player for ratt tRicKerZ: heY.. tRicKerZ: Hi tricia Federal X: kazoo player for Nelson NO SIXX: no,ratt had juan criccier xXseraphimXx: lol BornAnnoying: drummer for LA guns Federal X: Record player for Milli Vanilli NO SIXX: or something like that Federal X: lead singer of ? BornAnnoying: Twisted Sistah Federal X: that's dee snyder NO SIXX: danger danger twisted rules!!! Federal X: Duh! BornAnnoying: man, BOC is killer Federal X: Faster Pussycat? BornAnnoying: marshall power chords go to my brain NO SIXX: i give Federal X: ditto BornAnnoying: me too... BornAnnoying: I've got to watch more MTV: the 80's Federal X: i've got to watch more Must See TV Federal X: instead of UPN tRicKerZ: i've got to watch ess of the real world... tRicKerZ: i've got to watch less jenny mc carthy... tRicKerZ: she's hot tho.. tRicKerZ: totally... tRicKerZ: she's annoYin'..buH she's hot... BornAnnoying: UPN should pick up amos n andy reruns BornAnnoying: and talentless... but hey.. NO SIXX: kennedy can kick her ass tRicKerZ: i'm jennY mc carthY i'm A FREAK! BornAnnoying: since when has that kept anyone off MTV? tRicKerZ: jenny sorta sux...buH she's hot.. BornAnnoying: she's not even that hot really Federal X: Tonite on Moesha...Mo' makes a wrong move and ends up in a porno starring Chuck Berry tRicKerZ: dude...yea she is... Federal X: Show me the funny! on UPN NO SIXX: lol fed Federal X: hell, i'd make a porno w/Moesha BornAnnoying: yeah... NO SIXX: or chuck berry Federal X: Brandy, Veruca Salt, Sherilyn Fenn and a pack of Rohypnol, life is good BornAnnoying: I bet she could take on several guys at once, knowing her history! xXseraphimXx: argh. BornAnnoying: hehe Federal X: she's never kissed a guy BornAnnoying: oh yeah, you believe that?! Federal X: 'cept Kobe Bryant tRicKerZ: yeA...she jusT fuX'em... Federal X: but that's OK, he plays for LA BornAnnoying: and the entire cast of homeboys in outer space xXseraphimXx: um... tRicKerZ: yeA... tRicKerZ: Federal X: tee-hee! tRicKerZ: i agree.. xXseraphimXx: Federal X: Homeboys in Outer Space:Sci-fi for geeky BLACK kids tRicKerZ: please doan saY antonio banderas.. NO SIXX: claudes crib Federal X: you white folk got STar trek BornAnnoying: but with hip, ghetto slang a plenty xXseraphimXx: yeah, vince vaughn. he's all that and a bag o'chips. Federal X: sheet! she's all that and a bag of Jedis! NO SIXX: moesha and amed johnson BornAnnoying: Fire up the warp drive 'fore I ram mah shoe up yo' ass!! tRicKerZ: Hehe xXseraphimXx: then there's ewan mcgregor... he's the sexiest thing on two legs. Federal X: Lt. Jones, get your black ass up on up to the bridge chile! tRicKerZ: i know a kid who akshally speak Klingon...its a real language now...er sumtin'.. BornAnnoying: yeah, but he's a heroin addict trish! xXseraphimXx: in a movie. BornAnnoying: oh yeah, keep forgettin' xXseraphimXx: but he's married in rl. xXseraphimXx: BornAnnoying: but the performance was too damn convincing! Federal X: Spock, set phasers on wat-tat-tat-tat xXseraphimXx: not that i had a chance anyway though. BornAnnoying: hey fed, have you bought the new veruca salt record yet? Federal X: why? i have the old one Federal X: ba-dump-dump-ting! tRicKerZ: hehe... BornAnnoying: yes, but the new one has different track order.. xXseraphimXx: i got the new james record..i'm so punk it's scary. BornAnnoying: same songs, different arrangements tRicKerZ: o...rilly makes it worth it huh... Federal X: Her bed is on fire! BornAnnoying: I like the old james stuff kinda.. BornAnnoying: reminds me of the Pogues, only it sucks tRicKerZ: the roof..the roof...the roof is on fire... tRicKerZ: the roof..the roof...the roof is on fire.. xXseraphimXx: james rocks my world. i dunno. Federal X: bloodhound noise! NO SIXX: farooq farooq farooq is on fire BornAnnoying: reeaaally? tRicKerZ: we doan need no water let the mother fu%#$%#er burn.. tRicKerZ: burn mother fu342543er... tRicKerZ: burn....burn... Federal X: Adolf Hitler as you've never seen him before BornAnnoying: hehe Federal X: Burn Hitler Burn Disco Inferno! xXseraphimXx: "lift your head up high and blow your brains out..." NO SIXX: even hitler had a girlfriend....great movie xXseraphimXx: Federal X: Kids incorporated tRicKerZ: tricia...you kan't dance.. tRicKerZ: sit Yo ass down girl.. tRicKerZ: xXseraphimXx: shaddup. Federal X: hey, buy Bloodhound's 1st 2 albums they kick butt xXseraphimXx: i can cut rug with the best of 'em. BornAnnoying: Mr. T... in what critics are calling "the performance of a lifetime" Federal X: just picture Adolf Hitler walking down the street while "Stayin' Alive" plays in the background tRicKerZ: i'm not new er old er middle skool 5th grade liek junior high xXseraphimXx: ok...on that note..i'm going to bed. BornAnnoying: I've seen that before... tRicKerZ: bye Federal X: really? BornAnnoying: like a discoteque with nazi banners hanging all over Federal X: yeah... BornAnnoying: nite trish! Federal X: Saturday Nicht Auschwitz! xXseraphimXx: nighters, chris. xXseraphimXx: Federal X: Disco Uber Alles xXseraphimXx: bye. SYSTEM Greeter: "xXseraphimXx" has left the room BornAnnoying: vee must maintain zee morale of zee third reich through music!! tRicKerZ: my fucken mail still doesn't fucken work Federal X: ach du leiber! let's boogie down for der fuhrer! tRicKerZ: stoopid fucken upgrade my ass... BornAnnoying: Go adolf! go adolf! Federal X: Adolf hitler, and the women who loved him... SYSTEM Greeter: "NO SIXX" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "tRicKerZ" has left the room BornAnnoying: adolf: the man, the myth, the cat lover Federal X: ach, josef, i like eva, but she can't dance like i can Federal X: what do i do? BornAnnoying: bastards can't take a little holocaust humor Federal X: truer words were never spoken BornAnnoying: so I think I'll cool it for the night too Federal X: i think my KC masterpiece joke tipped the scales Federal X: ditto Federal X: ciao! BornAnnoying: later