detroit... rock city Federal X: hypocrite! iZno recess: ye iZno recess: s CATALINA 65: I just wanna girl to love me for my car! iZno recess: oh beth what can i do SYSTEM Greeter: "Desensitize" has entered the room Federal X: don't drive a Geo then Federal X: No fly honey's love a metro CATALINA 65: Don't worry I won't Federal X: i even got those lil' fuzzballs around the interior, no luck CATALINA 65: EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Federal X: El' Quevo di amore! iZno recess: FOREVERRR!! BornAnnoying: missing the point all around! iZno recess: youre personally resposible Federal X: for everything iZno recess: for the entire strip Federal X: wrong w/Sitcoms CATALINA 65: but I bet your metro gets better gas milage iZno recess: to be washed away Federal X: awww yeah, i can go all nite long iZno recess: cleansed CATALINA 65: hehe Federal X: not too fast, not too slow... Metro Love SYSTEM Greeter: "Desensitize" has left the room iZno recess: as gallons of..rubbing alcohol flow thru the strip BornAnnoying: chicks go wild at the sight of a fuel efficient car CATALINA 65: GOLDEN EARRING Federal X: ain't nothing turns them on like a Egg on wheels CATALINA 65: huh? iZno recess: it didnt just singe the hair it made it straight Federal X: white metro coupe 96 = egg Federal X: sorry, hatchback iZno recess: dicksmack BornAnnoying: awesome BornAnnoying: pedal to the metal, dude CATALINA 65: 1965 Pontiac Catalina Ragtop Convertable = red rocket of love iZno recess: for a gay man on fire Federal X: got me some Foghat and some Old Milwaukee, kick ass! iZno recess: aka: slow suicide CATALINA 65: whatever stalion Federal X: maybe some Glen Miller 8-tracks for the long haul iZno recess: at your worst? BornAnnoying: fire up a doob, crank up the floyd iZno recess: try... iZno recess: milwaukees best Federal X: Hotbox Geo! Federal X: feh... BornAnnoying: shiny metallic deathbox iZno recess: ok this is FUCKING BORING Federal X: agreed iZno recess: GEO HUMOR SUCKS ASSS CATALINA 65: TRANSFORMERS BornAnnoying: please.. Federal X: I propose we do something BornAnnoying: what would you rather be having sex or something?? CATALINA 65: MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Federal X: pour out our 40s for the dead homies iZno recess: WHAT BORN YOU WHINING TURDPILE CATALINA 65: ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Federal X: settle down sparky BornAnnoying: goddammit, this is the most exciting thing you'll do today!! BornAnnoying: let's make the most out of it, ok?! Federal X: confidence! confidence! dry and secure! iZno recess: ok then lets all leave Federal X: hell, the goth room has more than us Federal X: and we ain't wearing makeup Federal X: well, not me and born BornAnnoying: I got my black hairdye, how bout you BornAnnoying: when in rome.. iZno recess: i got my 12 gauge sawed off Federal X: i'm gonna go piss off some altern-a-brats SYSTEM Greeter: "qnc" has entered the room BornAnnoying: got me headlights turned off iZno recess: im ;bout to dust some goths off! BornAnnoying: bout to dust some crops off!!! CATALINA 65: G.I. JOE is the coad name for americas highly trained special mission force it's purpose to defend the world against COBRA a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world! BornAnnoying: Farmer killer!!! Federal X: better you than me Federal X: Fuck Sweet Potatoe Pie! iZno recess: uhh weez farmers and uh..we are boycottin the uhh body coumt single "farmer killer" as it uhh is offensive SYSTEM Greeter: "qnc" has left the room BornAnnoying: hey.. it jus' be my autistic expression, know what I's sayin'? Federal X: it's cool, i dig it iZno recess: no mistur, ice, we dont unnerstand.. CATALINA 65: HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHIN' FROMA NIGGA LIKE ME NEVER SHOULDA BEEN LET OUT THE PENATENTERY iZno recess: weez mad..fightin mad uhh farmers BornAnnoying: maaaaan, fuck all y'all honkies..... Federal X: sheeet, nigga be damned! BornAnnoying: punk ass mufuckas... iZno recess: you guys need a life.. iZno recess: im serious Federal X: well, let's see w/the goth kiddies are crying about iZno recess: get a fuckin life, people BornAnnoying: yourself included CATALINA 65: I SMELL {sniff sniff} P U S S Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Federal X: whoa Federal X: maybe not BornAnnoying: we're not in this alone iZno recess: you born, have you ever kissed a girl? BornAnnoying: um..sisters excluded? Federal X: (blushes) you scamp you! CATALINA 65: on the lips? iZno recess: you fed, move out of your parents basement! Federal X: and face the real world?! never! iZno recess: catalina..do you even have pubes yet? i thought not.. CATALINA 65: I wanna be on the REAL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BornAnnoying: I've been in the same room with a girl once iZno recess: GEt a Life people!!! SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has entered the room BornAnnoying: I saw a girl walkin down the street today Federal X: Glass Houses buddy, Glass house CATALINA 65: grew my first last week BornAnnoying: heh Federal X: i ate my first pube Sod Dribble: otto's gone (yes!) Federal X: w/some fava beans Federal X: and a nice kiante iZno recess: no ive seen the world friends, and its full of willing muff.. BornAnnoying: chianti Federal X: oops, Spell check! CATALINA 65: nothing worse than pubes cought between your teeth iZno recess: just gotta go and grab the gold ring boys! BornAnnoying: naw... BornAnnoying: I'd rather keep fuckin this keyboard thing Federal X: I'm more of a ring around the collar man, myself SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has left the room iZno recess: iZno recess: ok well, dammit if i didnt try BornAnnoying: hey recess.. Federal X: oh you did BornAnnoying: when you point a finger, there are 3 pointing back at you! Federal X: including a thumb! BornAnnoying: think about it.. ! Federal X: ambidextrous that is! iZno recess: yeh, except mines a middle finger pointing up iZno recess: HA CATALINA 65: <----------------21/M SINGLE Hint! Hint! iZno recess: later// SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has left the room Federal X: what a ass BornAnnoying: geez BornAnnoying: moody guy Federal X: what bug crawled up his butt? CATALINA 65: the love bug Federal X: maybe he missed Steel Magnolias on TBS BornAnnoying: the bug of exasperation Federal X: god knows i'm depressed BornAnnoying: face it. some guys... just need a good hug CATALINA 65: a bug of root meer Federal X: yeah, and NoRecess needs one from a bear Federal X: in heat BornAnnoying: a black angry one BornAnnoying: hehe CATALINA 65: talking behind peoples backs that's not nice BornAnnoying: he's a good guy most of the time BornAnnoying: he just goes of like that now and then Federal X: he just went AWOL BornAnnoying: off Federal X: must be something in his diet BornAnnoying: bad cheeseburger maybe Federal X: a lack of pussy for 1 thing CATALINA 65: who likes micheff night? BornAnnoying: that's when your sanity starts to go CATALINA 65: mischeff Federal X: then your hearing Federal X: and then your sense of fashion BornAnnoying: then sense of humor Federal X: indeed Federal X: hell, i'm gonna go spank some altern-a-brats, see yas CATALINA 65: WHO WANT'S TO HEAR MY PRANK I PULLED ON MISCHEFF NIGHT? BornAnnoying: lata SYSTEM Greeter: "Federal X" has left the room BornAnnoying: I'm gone SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "QVC/Home Shop" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: