Qno recessQ: i just adapted it xXseraphimXx: argh. recessie...defensive today...jeez. triciatoyota: too drunk to spell? BornAnnoying: but the seed of imagination had to be planted, you see BornAnnoying: I do like your info PORNSTAR 99: happens Qno recessQ: well, hey, man i could open a can of whoopass in my imagination Qno recessQ: and shit would go all crazy-like BornAnnoying: I need a lectric opener triciatoyota: it might already be leaking, honey. SYSTEM Greeter: "punkrawkshow" has entered the room Qno recessQ: WHAT??!?! xXseraphimXx: me too... xXseraphimXx: that hand-held thing is a bitch. triciatoyota: you heard me! Qno recessQ: IM NOT PARANOID!!! HUH????!?! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??!?! BornAnnoying: I like shooting empty cans of whoopass with my pistol punkrawkshow: whats up fuckers :> java babe: sounds like fun BA triciatoyota: they fly all over & leave a spray of whoopass on the snow. looks neat. BornAnnoying: create abstract designs that way triciatoyota: spray paint cans are more colorful, though... punkrawkshow: i wonder if anyone in here actually talks about music.. punkrawkshow: anyone like lagwagon xXseraphimXx: i do. but no one likes me.. SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has entered the room java babe: haven't for awhile triciatoyota: we only stopped 'cuz you came in. punkrawkshow: im sorry. Qno recessQ: neat?!?! what do you mean by that??? are you saying i suck?? huh??!?? triciatoyota: never heard 'em. BornAnnoying: I mentioned Can, but nobody else liked em punk Sod Dribble: So Prodigy's decided to work after all punkrawkshow: you havn't heard of lagwagon? Qno recessQ: can, ive never heard em punkrawkshow: ok ANYONE heard of lagwagon triciatoyota: ummm.... no? maybe? i dunno! java babe: we have triciatoyota: heard of, but haven't heard. punkrawkshow: kool BornAnnoying: sorry, haven't heard of em punkrawkshow: hmm ok Qno recessQ: ive heard of em punkrawkshow: less than jake? Sod Dribble: Hey, did anyone else get knocked off an hour ago? xXseraphimXx: i did. punkrawkshow: you like them Qno recessQ: i got screen freeze triciatoyota: yep. BornAnnoying: was that an hour ago? god, I age quickly punkrawkshow: i wasnt here java babe: We love less than jake! triciatoyota: 1/2 an hour, i'd say. Sod Dribble: Right, and then it said chat was unavailable and wouldn't let me back on Qno recessQ: youre like bob dole, now, born SYSTEM Greeter: "Federal X" has entered the room punkrawkshow: i dont sit on my damn computer in this hell hole for more than an hour Federal X: oops... Qno recessQ: came in here like al gore BornAnnoying: I like kicking kids off skateboards downtown punkrawkshow: hey java babe! im not a male ok ! triciatoyota: i used my secondary # & was able to come back, only to be booted again. Sod Dribble: I actually had to watch tv for once-it was scary punkrawkshow: right on xXseraphimXx: i like running over skaters in the perkins parking lot. java babe: so? Federal X: pesky gremlins...feh punkrawkshow: so nothing xXseraphimXx: they sure bleed a lot. java babe: We go to Perkins for coffee all the time Sod Dribble: Lagwagon-Mr. Coffee Qno recessQ: anyone like the blake babies? BornAnnoying: sometimes I throw nets over schizophrenic homeless people for entertainment punkrawkshow: excuse me PORNSTAR 99: only trashy chicks dyde BornAnnoying: blake babies? yeah, i dig em Qno recessQ: does it have a calming effect,born punkrawkshow: CAN YOU RAP triciatoyota: no way! i used to go to perkins all the time. they have those in ohio now? Federal X: sometimes i take a big magnet and put it outside the jerry's kids house punkrawkshow: xXseraphimXx: ohio and northern ky. BornAnnoying: no, not calming as much as exhilirating java babe: yeah they do punkrawkshow: im a fucking dieheart violent fems fan triciatoyota: wow. thought that was just a local thing. weird. Qno recessQ: like th vu, punk Qno recessQ: ? SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has left the room punkrawkshow: they're bomb punkrawkshow: he's a pimp cleptomaniac: no prize for congeniality people ! Qno recessQ: cool punkrawkshow: MY pimp ;> Qno recessQ: no prize for guitar shredding punkrawkshow: i dont shred my guitar. BornAnnoying: andy warhol's house band cleptomaniac: ro jump ropeing Qno recessQ: no prize for groupie shredding cleptomaniac: sp? xXseraphimXx: oh darn...and i wanted to miss congeniality sooo badly. punkrawkshow: SUCKS Qno recessQ: well, for a while they were xXseraphimXx: to be xXseraphimXx: even xXseraphimXx: grr... punkrawkshow: bye SYSTEM Greeter: "punkrawkshow" has left the room Federal X: hmmmm... java babe: <----------bored PORNSTAR 99: later bro's triciatoyota: can i call you snaggle, sera? triciatoyota: bye Qno recessQ: no bleeding into your steak and eggs BornAnnoying: snaggle tooth?! SYSTEM Greeter: "PORNSTAR 99" has left the room triciatoyota: hmm? cleptomaniac: snaggle snatch Qno recessQ: uh oh triciatoyota: no, snagglepuss. triciatoyota: nevermind. triciatoyota: she's not even listening. BornAnnoying: all the more memorable Qno recessQ: monster puss! monster puss meeeeeowwww monster puss! Federal X: weird... triciatoyota: i definitely hear a leak, izzy... cleptomaniac: i died my hair today Qno recessQ: vaselines? anyone? Qno recessQ: its a real song ok????? triciatoyota: how'z it look? Qno recessQ: sheesh! cleptomaniac: what color u asked? triciatoyota: i believe you, izzy! triciatoyota: i asked how it looks! Qno recessQ: you killed your hair? cleptomaniac: pink Qno recessQ: died?? triciatoyota: cool. triciatoyota: heh heh! cleptomaniac: pink-red Qno recessQ: look maw that girls got pank har! triciatoyota: i might prefer straight-out pink, but that's just me. cleptomaniac: sorrlouis BornAnnoying: now that's something completely unheard of! cleptomaniac: sp cleptomaniac: ? Federal X: thats' refreshing and original cleptomaniac: very original Qno recessQ: what exactly were you trying to spell booga BornAnnoying: wonderfully negatory triciatoyota: ? Qno recessQ: negatory? cleptomaniac: nothing is more trendy than trying not to be trendy BornAnnoying: words to live by Federal X: that's a double negative java babe: how true Federal X: i think Federal X: screw it, i failed english BornAnnoying: I don't think so.. BornAnnoying: I'm trying to turn the word "negate" into an adverb. oh well Qno recessQ: cutting your own hair is cool Qno recessQ: negatative? java babe: I cut my friends hair BornAnnoying: that could be it Federal X: letting stevie wonder cut your hair is not cool cleptomaniac: shave your shit java babe: your shit's hairy? Federal X: disgustapatin' Qno recessQ: hairy shit pie triciatoyota: yikes! java babe: ewwwwww Qno recessQ: mmmm BornAnnoying: now that's odd.. and original! cleptomaniac: pink pie java babe: moon pie Qno recessQ: my brother told me he saw that in hustler once cleptomaniac: mud pie Federal X: hairy shit? cleptomaniac: ? Qno recessQ: you reallly wanna know? its really gross Federal X: why would they publish that, jeezus cleptomaniac: what? java babe: you catch on quick Federal BornAnnoying: I wish larry flynt would do a layout in hustler.. Qno recessQ: its really gross Federal X: shot down quicker than a TWA flight... Qno recessQ: he saw a photo of a shit pie covered with pubic hair..in hustler Federal X: ewwww... SYSTEM Greeter: "The Cheez" has entered the room java babe: I've been scared to fly ever since Federal X: can shit pie be served ala mode? SYSTEM Greeter: "SandoZ" has entered the room The Cheez: haha!!!!! beat ya!! SandoZ: ahhhhhhhhhhh cleptomaniac: i had a dreem last night wanna here about it? SandoZ: why you little..... triciatoyota: hi kitten! BornAnnoying: with whipped whoopass on top SandoZ: ok, clepto.... SandoZ: hi nes!!!! Federal X: yumyum! BornAnnoying: from a can Qno recessQ: it can, but you wouldnt want it cleptomaniac: he had the SandoZ: sod told me you were here... cleptomaniac: hey sando The Cheez: sh!!! let clep tell his dream guys The Cheez: storytime triciatoyota: i is. cleptomaniac: he had the body of a alien java babe: this is moving too fast for us! Federal X: What's for dinner Grandpa!? leftovers you cheap bastards! Qno recessQ: did it involve a iguana and produce, clept? cleptomaniac: dean martian cleptomaniac: and Federal X: julio iglesias Qno recessQ: jerry landingcraft? cleptomaniac: he was drinking a dry martini Federal X: in a role that will shock you cleptomaniac: and BornAnnoying: the performance of a lifetime... Qno recessQ: julio iglesias IS tex watson Federal X: tee-hee...assmaster cleptomaniac: he couldnt hear me The Cheez: beat me outta me......... cleptomaniac: he couldnt see me BornAnnoying: suzanne somers as sadie mae glutz.. Qno recessQ: in...lounge axe murderer Federal X: but could he feel you? The Cheez: beat it! beat it! cleptomaniac: he was wereing a thong bikini Federal X: tommy, can you smell me? java babe: you beat it Cheez The Cheez: beat what? Qno recessQ: and...chris odonnell as charles manson java babe: Whatever you prefer The Cheez: i beat my monkey until he vomits java babe: thanks for sharing The Cheez: you asked Qno recessQ: tomy can you sniff me? Federal X: I beat David Lynch for wasting 2 and a half hours of my life java babe: no we didn't cleptomaniac: picked up a pitch fork and tried to kill jerry garsea-? BornAnnoying: roger ebert calls him "convincingly deranged" and "haunting" as manson SYSTEM Greeter: "EyeDied" has entered the room Federal X: siskel agrees EyeDied: hello my pretties cleptomaniac: so baby doll cleptomaniac: hows going The Cheez: hey there sweet tits SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room Federal X: hey there lil' fella Qno recessQ: roger ebert eats "another cheeseburger" and "chili cheese fries" Federal X: Siskel loves the ladies...awww yeah The Cheez: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......burger....... cleptomaniac: i got 2 get a name between recess and sando SYSTEM Greeter: "VEETA" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has entered the room java babe: cheese burger? Qno recessQ: gene siskel in a role that will shock you... BogusBadge: hello cleptomaniac: q and s cleptomaniac: ? The Cheez: hey there sod SandoZ: oh hi sod Qno recessQ: gene siskel IS Albino SHAFT cleptomaniac: hey sod SandoZ: didnt know you were here SYSTEM Greeter: "Scooty5" has entered the room The Cheez: he just got in silly Federal X: (The password is...Ass) SandoZ: ah ok.i was in IM w/ him cleptomaniac: a.s.s. The Cheez: arse SandoZ: um.... Federal X: by Herman be praised! SandoZ: destroy the govt!!!! Federal X: OK kids, everytime i use "Ass" in a sentence, you shout and scream your little heads off! Qno recessQ: ebert called iglesias "totally unconvincing" and "entirely useless" as tex watson BornAnnoying: the almighty has spoken! cleptomaniac: i killed 2 poc- next is eddie vedder SandoZ: ok, peewee.,, SandoZ: heh cleptomaniac: baby doll Federal X: Hey chairy, what part of my body sits on you? "Why, your Ass" (shouting ensues) java babe: Are you m/f no recess? Federal X: ahhh, those pee-wee outtakes Qno recessQ: m cleptomaniac: he likes guy cleptomaniac: s Qno recessQ: what?? SandoZ: ahahahaha java babe: how old? The Cheez: i killed notorious b.i.g. Qno recessQ: 26 cleptomaniac: were friends cleptomaniac: lol SandoZ: ELVIS SandoZ: lives SandoZ: in SandoZ: my cleptomaniac: bk SandoZ: hottub!!!! cleptomaniac: attic Qno recessQ: im like....really lost The Cheez: he fits in a hot tub?????? Federal X: Ebert says "Lost Highway was about as entertaining as watching Tank Girl and Barb Wire back to back" SandoZ: heh, some kid in 7th grade used to always say that.elvis lives in my hottub! Federal X: w/a police academy 4 chaser Sod Dribble: They found Elvis in the last Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy book cleptomaniac: fell through the roof The Cheez: elvis couldn't fit in a hot tub; maybe a pool SYSTEM Greeter: "VEETA" has left the room Qno recessQ: ebert says "english patient was ok, but needed more gratuitous tit shots" java babe: Have you guys seen Trainspotting? Federal X: elvis killed Notorious R.I.P. The Cheez: 'trainspotting' rules cleptomaniac: evlis the pelvis Sod Dribble: Anyone see Empire Records? SandoZ: naw SandoZ: yeah' The Cheez: spell "tupac" backwards The Cheez: CAPUT Qno recessQ: nope..strangley i do have the soundtrack SandoZ: yeahi khnow cleptomaniac: i know them Federal X: I love it when you call me ca-dav-er! Put your arms in the air, if you a true zombie! cleptomaniac: not seen Federal X: spell Evian backwards SYSTEM Greeter: "Scooty5" has left the room BornAnnoying: 'charles manson conducts the london symphony orchestra with all the passion of a true genius' The Cheez: i love 'trainspotting'.....the music too Sod Dribble: It made me think of Newbury Comics or one of those stores Qno recessQ: naive..ooo spooky SandoZ: naive lol!!!!! good one! haha java babe: TECHNO cleptomaniac: sivle cleptomaniac: eivle Federal X: Joke is credited to Dennis Miller, all rights reserved The Cheez: levis Sod Dribble: Avon is Nova backwards The Cheez: elvis cleptomaniac: elvis The Cheez: lives Sod Dribble: Fec X know Dennis-good taste Qno recessQ: spell ssaemal backwards..this is a good one!!! cleptomaniac: evile The Cheez: 'tool' is 'loot' backwards Federal X: sdrawkcab is backwards backwards Sod Dribble: poop is poop backwards BornAnnoying: sdrawkcab ssa The Cheez: dude, you guys..........spell "racecar" backwards triciatoyota: able was i ere i saw elba... SandoZ: haha good one, mike...lameass! haha cleptomaniac: god cleptomaniac: is cleptomaniac: my cleptomaniac: dog SandoZ: lol Federal X: a man a plan a canal panama (palindrome) cleptomaniac: dog-god Qno recessQ: uhh thanks kate SandoZ: spell lol backwards The Cheez: "racecar" backwards........is that freaky or what? Sod Dribble: Fed? Federal X: yes? Sod Dribble: They had Dennis on a radio show here once.... Federal X: kick ass, Miller's da' shit Sod Dribble: they asked him about that 'a man a plan' thing and he blew it! SYSTEM Greeter: "xSUBCRAZYx" has entered the room xSUBCRAZYx: HELLO ALL {s 4MAGNUSN} java babe: Does anyone wanna talk about music? Federal X: tee-hee Qno recessQ: ana nab a banana SandoZ: hey sub xSUBCRAZYx: sup katie The Cheez: what sort of music? SandoZ: nothing........sigh........ Federal X: music, why bother? BornAnnoying: too hot to hoot Sod Dribble: Hey sub-get tired of Personal Connecting? Qno recessQ: ill talk about music xSUBCRAZYx: nobody is in 18-25 SandoZ: just hoping Sappi can get on tongight:-) Federal X: it just leads to fighting anyways cleptomaniac: etak+kate SandoZ: yess, i know SandoZ: hehe cleptomaniac: elyk xSUBCRAZYx: who the hell is sappie SandoZ: frozed!!! BornAnnoying: sappie white java babe: What bands do you like? Federal X: Fill in the blanks "------- sucks!" or "-------- rocks!" The Cheez: good bands xSUBCRAZYx: r xSUBCRAZYx: a xSUBCRAZYx: g xSUBCRAZYx: e Qno recessQ: thats slappy BornAnnoying: not anymore. SYSTEM Greeter: "skababy" has entered the room Qno recessQ: AH The Cheez: beatles, beck, nirvana, pixies, sonic youth, vaselines, BornAnnoying: reinventing karma through alientation! xSUBCRAZYx: 311 Federal X: general discontent against the machine Qno recessQ: vaselines?? The Cheez: is there an echo? SandoZ: frozed!!! Qno recessQ: monster puss!! BornAnnoying: Dadaism rules. Federal X: subtle irritation resolved thru peaceful means against the machine Qno recessQ: monster puss! Federal X: Ghandi joins rage The Cheez: mildly disgruntled at the machine Qno recessQ: meeeowwwww triciatoyota: well, all, i'm out. skababy: I have a problem everybody... will you help me out?? The Cheez: i'm gonna skin it..... xSUBCRAZYx: {s 4magnusn} Qno recessQ: somewhat peeved at the machine The Cheez: didn't know you were in, trish... cleptomaniac: no Sod Dribble: Nite Nes BornAnnoying: slightly annoyed The Cheez: but bye bye java babe: We have this cool local band called Skalett letter. triciatoyota: was distracted - sorry! talk to you next time. triciatoyota: have a good night, all. BornAnnoying: woah... incorporating ska into the bands title... my god, that's brilliant!! Qno recessQ: quite blase about the machine SYSTEM Greeter: "triciatoyota" has left the room Federal X: skalaska Federal X: skas of hazzard Federal X: love ska The Cheez: not entirely pleased with the machine xSUBCRAZYx: hey kate i almost got a ride to your state Federal X: the skA-team Qno recessQ: eskape hatch BornAnnoying: ska wars Federal X: Skaface SandoZ: frozed!!! Federal X: The Ska of music cleptomaniac: shit? cleptomaniac: what? Qno recessQ: bait and switch skam BornAnnoying: woah. deja vu.. The Cheez: "ska" anagram: "ask" "as" "a" Federal X: yeah... Federal X: grand ska breakfast, only 2.99! Qno recessQ: ]=[ Federal X: at your local Burger king of the Jews cleptomaniac: i hate to go but? skababy: these punks, can't live with em, cant live without 'em cleptomaniac: im tired Qno recessQ: [=o=] tie fighter! Federal X: i grow weary of this facade Federal X: that's cute! The Cheez: i can feel it, i can hold it, i can pet it, i can shape it, i can mold it, i can cut it, i can paste it, i can spank it, beat it, masturbate it.. SandoZ: frozed!!! Qno recessQ: >0< x wing fighter! xSUBCRAZYx: {s whip-15} The Cheez: whoah.....it look exactly like the tie fighter.....far out SandoZ: you dont know Sappi? skababy: why the hell is everybody now in the punk room?? Is punk "IN" now?? EyeDied: ¬¿¬ EyeDied: ^ xSUBCRAZYx: {s pimpslap} BornAnnoying: ( .. ) jabba the hut Federal X: =-> Y-wing cleptomaniac: bigh....louis ! bigh......kate ...............! Qno recessQ: i can make it do things you never think it ever could Qno recessQ: by clepto cleptomaniac: bighed The Cheez: farewell cleptomaniac: ed Sod Dribble: We're a small circle of friends, Skababy cleptomaniac: bigh sod skababy: everyone in this room?? java babe: There was only 'bout 5 people in this room an hour ago cleptomaniac: bigh sexual Federal X: then things got funky! cleptomaniac: lol The Cheez: is there a homer there?.....homer sexual? Qno recessQ: 0';'0 princess leia SYSTEM Greeter: "cleptomaniac" has left the room Federal X: lol! skababy: is everyone in here a punk?? Into punk rock?? Qno recessQ: yeah i am java babe: and ska BornAnnoying: no, just here for the buffet Federal X: o <----- death star from long distance Qno recessQ: ha xSUBCRAZYx: im outtie everyone -----pe@ce Federal X: nope, i'm not a punk, i just clean the toliets Federal X: punk is for kids Qno recessQ: U<--r2d2 after rough nite The Cheez: o <---------a lowercase "o" SYSTEM Greeter: "xSUBCRAZYx" has left the room java babe: you're a kid Federal Sod Dribble: lol recess Federal X: ummm...no java babe: ooook BornAnnoying: I hate the kids skababy: how old is everyone in here?? Qno recessQ: @;@ c3po on meth Federal X: yeah, that Kids film sucked too The Cheez: A <------a capitol "A" java babe: you must be really bored Cheez The Cheez: that i am Federal X: old enough to not give a damn about prostate cancer Sod Dribble: Kids-a movie full of people that need an ass-whoopin' Qno recessQ: i<--ewok after slimfast plan Federal X: yeah... java babe: ewok's rule Federal X: that film needed a karate scene Qno recessQ: theyre cute lil buggers SYSTEM Greeter: "skababy" has left the room BornAnnoying: <-o-> vaders tie fighter.. as opposed to [-o-] standard tie fighter Federal X: y'know, George Lucas said he never intended for Star Wars to be a marketing gimmick, but those Ewoks, I don't know. Qno recessQ: hey..good one BornAnnoying: thanks.. observatio BornAnnoying: n Qno recessQ: V<==imperial cruiser thingy BornAnnoying: but Ewoks were crucial to the plot development Federal X: :o/\/\/\/\/\/\/ that thing from the Garbage shaft BornAnnoying: they provided comic relief too java babe: We looked all over to rent the movie 'bout the ewoks but found one but it wasn't the one we wanted Sod Dribble: \_/ <---Jawa winnebago Federal X: Battle for Endor? Qno recessQ: ewok sex cave? yeah, that sucks java babe: That's the one no recess BornAnnoying: starring todd bridges as Luke skywalker Federal X: Ewoks in mist? Qno recessQ: not really something you wanna see on film Federal X: and Gary Coleman as Obi-Wan java babe: We saw battle for endor Sod Dribble: bet todd used more than just the force in that one Qno recessQ: webster as yoda Federal X: "Obi-wan kenobi? whatchu talking about Luke?" Sod Dribble: No, Redd Foxx as Obi Wan Federal X: "anakin! i'm comin' for ya'!" Qno recessQ: sort of a washed up black actors mecca BornAnnoying: pam grier as princess leia SYSTEM Greeter: "MelaniDniels" has entered the room Federal X: nah, Diana Ross would have to be Leia Sod Dribble: Hi Mel java babe: what's with the Star Wars craze anyway? Sod Dribble: Anyone ever notice... Federal X: gee, i dunno MelaniDniels: hey SOD Qno recessQ: heat of the night guy as han solo BornAnnoying: and as the voice of Darth Vader... Charlton Heston Federal X: could be the fact that them there films have RULED the box office Sod Dribble: the drummer from Dead Milkmen had Redd Foxx on his bass drum BornAnnoying: the token unseen white guy Federal X: No, Barry White as Darth Vader! Qno recessQ: theyre re releasing them, in case you hadnt noticed, java Federal X: awww yeah luke, you my son, awww yeah java babe: I'm not even sure what planet this is Federal X: earth nitwit Qno recessQ: cool! SYSTEM Greeter: "EyeDied" has left the room BornAnnoying: leah... you will give me the plans baby.. Federal X: tee-hee! Qno recessQ: isaac hayes as lando Federal X: Busta Rhymes as Han Solo The Cheez: ha The Cheez: ha Qno recessQ: jimmie walker as boba fett BornAnnoying: ossie davis as the emperor Qno recessQ: i got you han dy no mite!! Federal X: nah, that old black guy from the Shining, would make a good obi-wan Qno recessQ: ossie davis..thats a bit obscure Federal X: Scatman Caruthers i think his name is java babe: you guys are getting a little carried away BornAnnoying: well we're running out of old black actors! Federal X: Chris Rock as Yoda The Cheez: this is fucking hilarious Federal X: I know my Force foo'! Qno recessQ: wait the guy from crossroads Federal X: hey Leia! you left your toothbrush at my house last night! Federal X: Lil' penny = lil' yoda....hmmm SYSTEM Greeter: "x infinity x" has entered the room x infinity x: hey Qno recessQ: dare we mine the cast od 'whats happenin"?? Federal X: Bill Cosby as C3P0 x infinity x: what you talking about Willis Federal X: "Now, y'see, me and r2 are on a mission, y'see. Now, we've got to get to Obi-Wan and get some Jell-o puddin' pops, y'see" Qno recessQ: how old are you java babe java babe: 17 SandoZ: ok, back.....had freezing diffuculties.... Qno recessQ: cool SYSTEM Greeter: "x infinity x" has left the room The Cheez: wb kitten java babe: Oscar the Grouch as R2D2 java babe: Where you from no recess? Qno recessQ: he already has the can! Qno recessQ: IL Sod Dribble: You guys are really out there with this shit tonite... Qno recessQ: were, "out", man..like jaco BornAnnoying: take a comic premise... and stretch it as far as it will go! Federal X: that's what we do best Qno recessQ: did it flubbers out like a dying trout SandoZ: hmm java babe: flubber? Qno recessQ: my own verb BornAnnoying: squeeze every drop of blood out of that rock java babe: I see Federal X: umm...actually that's a disney prop Qno recessQ: shh! Federal X: remember? Flubber! the bouncy shit! SandoZ: so.what went on in here whil ei was gone? Qno recessQ: ..sigh.. BornAnnoying: the nutty perfessor Federal X: actually that was the corporate slogan, the bouncy shit Federal X: sad really Qno recessQ: you know..flubber..its the bouncy shit! SandoZ: haha The Cheez: flubber? Qno recessQ: yeh its a fish verb SandoZ: <-===eating popcorn, w/ butter...mmmmmmmm.... Federal X: and a disney prop Qno recessQ: mmm Qno recessQ: butter BornAnnoying: flubber can be used as a pizza topping or a masturbatory aid Federal X: <-----eating his words, w/regret The Cheez: mmmmmmmmmmmm.......fattening......... Federal X: flubber has over a million and one uses! Qno recessQ: born should know SandoZ: but im not fat!:-Þ Qno recessQ: he keeps dominos busy every saturday nite Federal X: gardening, video-production, TV repair, lighting fixtures, carpentry, and much much more! The Cheez: <-------morbidly obese BornAnnoying: dominos?? SandoZ: ah preston, really??? The Cheez: no not really Qno recessQ: yeah, ill take a 12 inch flubber n cheese Qno recessQ: hold the women Federal X: Little Caesar's gave me a gold card Federal X: so did Victoria's Secret, but that's a story for another time BornAnnoying: hehe.. oh I see Qno recessQ: have you guys had that "drugs in the crust" pizza, from the hut SYSTEM Greeter: "ZERORAIN" has entered the room The Cheez: Pizza The Hut SYSTEM Greeter: "BeastyGirlie" has entered the room ZERORAIN: hey what up SandoZ: hi zzeeeeeeeeerrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BornAnnoying: no, but they have the new mushroom and onion with special jizz sauce ZERORAIN: hey kate The Cheez: pizza the hut ate himself Federal X: no, but that "Chum-filling" in the crust is muy calliente! java babe: hey i get to type now, my friend went ZERORAIN: sooddie Qno recessQ: mmmm extra chunky SYSTEM Greeter: "BeastyGirlie" has left the room BornAnnoying: courtesy of your 16 year old delivery boy Federal X: she's was everything a man could want, but i had to let her go... Qno recessQ: so what, i lost my job at the hut, and my ass got cut. Federal X: she said honey we could work it out, i said i don't think so Qno recessQ: thats sick, born The Cheez: i'll be better at kissin' when my teeth are all missin'..... Federal X: y'see the 2 of us are not the same, we're different as night and day... BornAnnoying: ah..jerking into the lettuce again recess? java babe: umm i mean java babe went out for a cig Qno recessQ: and the silver ware is burnt and im puttin it dowwwwn Federal X: i eat my pizza crust first, i gotta eat my own way... The Cheez: and i'm eatin' with my fingers Federal X: silverware is for wussys Qno recessQ: whoopsie Sod Dribble: Sand-my balls are done The Cheez: i like to masticate with sharp metal objects MelaniDniels: {s annoy} SandoZ: ,lol, sod SandoZ: ok Federal X: i like to dress like a big rabbit and then run into Discovery Zone and scream "The Easter Bunny's Gay and he's in heat!" Federal X: yeeee=haaa! Federal X: (smoke break) The Cheez: one of my favorite pasttimes SandoZ: go eat yer balls, soddie heh SandoZ: soddie's eating his balls everyone... The Cheez: again?? SandoZ: noooo Qno recessQ: hi welcome to Taco Bell, care for a flour tortilla full of cum?? SandoZ: he was COKING them b4... SandoZ: now hes eating them.. Sod Dribble: the balls are hot and meaty Sand SandoZ: cooking not coking SandoZ: ahhhhhhh SandoZ: ewwwwwww The Cheez: can i have one? SandoZ: taco bell~!!!! ZERORAIN: SICK SYSTEM Greeter: "XBubbles420X" has entered the room SandoZ: i used to wokr there! eww: Þ MelaniDniels: {s awesome!} Qno recessQ: so did i SandoZ: oh really? what did u do? Federal X: we are Camel kids...10million strong and coughing Qno recessQ: jerked in to the refried beans ZERORAIN: sick puppy The Cheez: one time i went into taco bell, sat down without ordering anything, and this lady came by and gave me a free beverage.. SandoZ: haha, dishes......piled up to here:gestures to the sky::hehe BornAnnoying: teen guys who get paid minimum put in that extra special effort for you Federal X: ahhh taco bell, authentic mexican food as only the White Race can do it! Qno recessQ: its so true SandoZ: yeppers The Cheez: The Gray Race SandoZ: akshully the kinda pink race..heh SandoZ: or tan race The Cheez: yellow race BornAnnoying: mexican pizza is a staple of the country The Cheez: simpsons are yellow SandoZ: the simpsons? SandoZ: heh SandoZ: mm.mexi pizzas mmm Qno recessQ: those eyeball straws? very aztec in origin Federal X: thats' mexico's biggest export, besides mexicans ZERORAIN: lol SYSTEM Greeter: "Jezriel" has entered the room SandoZ: haha SYSTEM Greeter: "XBubbles420X" has left the room Federal X: ahhh...nothing like a little immigration humor to get the night off right The Cheez: joke: why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? SYSTEM Greeter: "Jezriel" has left the room SandoZ: hey, tho u better watch it.what u say bout mexicans... Federal X: all the ones who could swim are over here BornAnnoying: all the ones who can run jump or swim are in this country Federal X: blah blah blah The Cheez: DAMN YOU SandoZ: one of my best friends was half mexican SandoZ: born into the US, tho... Federal X: the other half was? SandoZ: white Federal X: machine? SandoZ: no white SandoZ: half mexican half white Qno recessQ: why do mexicans have those tiny steering wheels in there cars Federal X: part man, part machine, all chicano The Cheez: so they can drive with handcuffs on Qno recessQ: so they can drive with handcuffs Qno recessQ: yup! BornAnnoying: mexican pizza: just like standard pizza, but it beats you up and takes your wallet afterwards Federal X: hey, i'm half indian and half white, so technically i'm mexican Federal X: lol born Qno recessQ: ouch! The Cheez: there's a mexican and a black in a car.....who is driving? Federal X: and the other half of me is sheer Sex Appeal! BornAnnoying: hey... btw, my best friend is messican, so I can say this shit The Cheez: THE COP!! Federal X: i live in Texas, so it's fairly common Qno recessQ: i have no erason for saying this shit Qno recessQ: reason The Cheez: i have.....it's funny Federal X: tee-hee~ SYSTEM Greeter: "ZERORAIN" has left the room Federal X: ~@~@~ Yoda after a hysterictomy SYSTEM Greeter: "ZERORAIN" has entered the room SandoZ: lol BornAnnoying: ah... racial humor.. An american tradition that continues on to this day! Qno recessQ: yep The Cheez: what do you call a black guy in a suit? The Cheez: guilty Federal X: don king? BornAnnoying: the defendant The Cheez: whatever.. The Cheez: i said it wrong Federal X: what do you call a black man w/a gun? Federal X: sir. BornAnnoying: lol SandoZ: uh you did? SandoZ: lol The Cheez: what do you call an eskimo in a crash helmet? Federal X: hmmm... The Cheez: anything you like.....he can't hear you Federal X: tee-hee! SandoZ: lo SandoZ: l Qno recessQ: ok ill bite, what has 6 legs 6 arms and says ho de do! ho de do! SandoZ: uh.what? Qno recessQ: 3 black guys runnin for an elevator Qno recessQ: sorry The Cheez: what do you call a white guy in a cadallac? SandoZ: roflmao BornAnnoying: hmm.. BornAnnoying: that one escapes me recess SandoZ: hey no white jokesj/k The Cheez: white power......what do you call a black guy in a cadallac? SandoZ: u know like they talk like ho de do ho de do... The Cheez: black power........what do you call a mexican in a cadallac? SandoZ: that black accent whatever Qno recessQ: hold the door Qno recessQ: ho de do SYSTEM Greeter: "edd30" has entered the room BornAnnoying: oh. I got it. The Cheez: grand theft auto! edd30: Sublime The Cheez: sub lime Federal X: sub-limon The Cheez: dom lime SandoZ: sub.,imanal SandoZ: sublimanal SandoZ: message..........s edd30: The lime is good for you The Cheez: subway Federal X: man, Sublime was just DYING to get played on MTV weren't they? The Cheez: good one fed Federal X: dead rock star joke #23 of a series, collect them all The Cheez: wanna trade? what color were kurt cobain's eyes? edd30: Grow up Federal X: blue, one blew this way, one blew that way BornAnnoying: What came out of john lennon when he was shot? The Cheez: what? BornAnnoying: beatle juice Federal X: lol! Qno recessQ: thats bad Federal X: that's fantabulous? BornAnnoying: yes it is! edd30: The same as you if you got shot The Cheez: that was corny as hell Federal X: what's blue and sings alone? Federal X: Dan Ackroyd The Cheez: hey.....what has more brains than kurt cobain? edd30: You're MOM Federal X: his wall The Cheez: damn, you know all these Federal X: yeps! i do love them cobain jokes Federal X: ain't heard any B.I.G. jokes yet, but i'm workin' on it BornAnnoying: all have 'brain' somewhere in the joke The Cheez: "tupac" backwards Federal X: yeah, that's a good one SandoZ: yes caput SandoZ: we know The Cheez: it's eerie if you think about it.... Qno recessQ: anyone have any good SandoZ: yeah Qno recessQ: mia zapata jokes Qno recessQ: haha edd30: REALITY BornAnnoying: er. kind of obscure recess Federal X: i had a Frank Zappa one, but felt bad for it. Qno recessQ: didnt think so BornAnnoying: maybe in 'zines they've got some zapata death jokes Federal X: forgot it, it's just as well edd30: Get over death Federal X: why, it's fun! Federal X: Death:fun for the elderly edd30: so die BornAnnoying: I wonder how soon after JFK got shot people started telling jokes Qno recessQ: about 30 years Federal X: probably a week The Cheez: what were hellen keller's last words? SandoZ: ? Qno recessQ: this sucks The Cheez: nobody knows......she was wearing mittens edd30: ask your mom Federal X: it's a Helen Keller thing, you wouldn't understand SandoZ: haha ZERORAIN: this getting bad Federal X: yeah... SandoZ: um.... SandoZ: lets see.,] edd30: very bad Qno recessQ: how did hellen kellers parents punish her Federal X: even i have lines i don't cross, no i don't, what am i saying The Cheez: several different ways, lou Qno recessQ: they re aranged the furniture SandoZ: a black guy an indian and a polluck all wanted to get jobs... edd30: tell her you were her dad BornAnnoying: rearrange the furniture. aincient!! edd30: and SandoZ: and they all went to this guy.... The Cheez: sh! let kate tell this one edd30: who Federal X: sit back, this may take a while SandoZ: but he only hired white guys, so he hired the polluck on the spot...... edd30: and ZERORAIN: zzzzzzzzzz Qno recessQ: what was helen kellers first sexual experience? SandoZ: and so teh polluck told the others to wake him up early for his new job... SandoZ: ? The Cheez: what lou? Qno recessQ: when someone left the plunger in the toilet SYSTEM Greeter: "MelaniDniels" has left the room SandoZ: lol SandoZ: ewwww The Cheez: continue, kate Federal X: I'm blowing up like a Detroit Bank edd30: w/your girlfriend? Sod Dribble: <--- belly ache SandoZ: and so that nite teh indain and the black guy painted the polluck black, or dark brown SandoZ: or whatever Federal X: darker than previously, got it Qno recessQ: u okay sod?? Sod Dribble: Yup-just full SYSTEM Greeter: "java babe" has left the room Qno recessQ: spicy food again? SYSTEM Greeter: "edd30" has left the room SandoZ: and so the indian woke him up at about 555 and he had to be ther at 6... Sod Dribble: damned oncore dinners SandoZ: so ... SandoZ: he didnt have time to look in the mirror... Federal X: more fun than tossing alka-seltzers to seagulls Qno recessQ: lol..where the hell was big al?? SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room Sod Dribble: Big al---that bastard. had to put them on sale and make me buy one SandoZ: and so he got to work and his boss, said i told u i dont hire black guys! Qno recessQ: it wasnt the salibury steak i hope SandoZ: and the polluck caught a glimpse of himself in the window and said......................... SandoZ: STUPID INDAIN! HE WOKE UP THE WRONG GUY!!!! Federal X: (here's the punchline) Sod Dribble: no-masticotti and meatballs in tomato sauce ZERORAIN: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz The Cheez: ::applause:: Qno recessQ: masticotti?? Federal X: feh... The Cheez: ok i got a long joke.... Sod Dribble: it's just ziti Federal X: in that case, i got to split SandoZ: YEAH IT WAS OLD Qno recessQ: y,know, maybe thisisnt the BEST forum for extended jokes.. SandoZ: AND WHO JUST IMD ME BornAnnoying: Two boys, one from california one from arkansas, are on a bridge peeing into the river below.. Federal X: <----i confess it wasn't me SandoZ: MY IMS JUST POPPED UP BUT THERE WAS NO NEW IM... BornAnnoying: the boy from california says "the water's cold" Sod Dribble: one says it's cold and one says it's deep BornAnnoying: the boy from arkansas says "yeah. and it's deep too" BornAnnoying: sod, would you explain that to me? BornAnnoying: I still don't get it. Federal X: hmm... do i smell cookies? SYSTEM Greeter: "Federal X" has left the room Qno recessQ: his dick hits the bottom Sod Dribble: because the other one can feel the river bottom with his dick SandoZ: ewwww The Cheez: an american, an italian, and a pollock are in the jungle... they get captured by natives.... SandoZ: lol BornAnnoying: ah.. I thought it would be... less obvious than that or somthin' SYSTEM Greeter: "MeOw540" has entered the room Qno recessQ: no..it wasnt written by whitman, norn Qno recessQ: er born Sod Dribble: is that a Jackson Pollack? MeOw540: {=^-^=} hello punk-rockers BornAnnoying: well still.. SandoZ: {s meow} BornAnnoying: whitman wrote some damn good dick jokes, by the way Sod Dribble: {s meow} Qno recessQ: 0';'0 leia The Cheez: they are told that each of them will be given a chance to escape, and also given one weapon of their choice, and an hour head start..... SandoZ: ha beat ya sod MeOw540: so whats goin' o in here Qno recessQ: leaves of dick, i think it was SandoZ: jokes..sh quiet meow BornAnnoying: very subtle MeOw540: ok SandoZ: heh MeOw540: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Cheez: then they say "if you don't escape, we'll kill you, skin you, and make a canoe out of you" Qno recessQ: oh.this is good The Cheez: fist the american tries....... The Cheez: for his one weapon of choice, he choses a horse.. (it's not really a weapon, but they give it to him anyway) MeOw540: ::::boring::::: MeOw540: {s goodbyef} SYSTEM Greeter: "triciatoyota" has entered the room Qno recessQ: fucking cat SYSTEM Greeter: "MeOw540" has left the room ZERORAIN: do i need popcorn for this SandoZ: thats cos u came in too late, meow.,uh... Sod Dribble: is Cheeze still talking? I hit Exclude by mistake triciatoyota: hi again. Qno recessQ: hi trusha SandoZ: <--=has popcorn zero Sod Dribble: can't sleep, Nes? The Cheez: he gets a head start, and gets pretty far, but eventually they catch up to him, kill him, skin him, and make a canoe out of him.... triciatoyota: nope. ZERORAIN: yep want some SandoZ: :;shares popcorn w/everybood as we listen to cheez's joke... The Cheez: next the italian guy tries.......... triciatoyota: did you get that, sod? SandoZ: hi nes triciatoyota: hi, kitten! Sod Dribble: I did nes. I know that feeling well Qno recessQ: are you tellin this right cheez? The Cheez: the italian choses a gun as his weapon.....but he fails.....they kill him, skin him, and make a canoe out of him triciatoyota: did i miss something? like the joke? BornAnnoying: this joke had better have a damn good payoff Qno recessQ: i heard this differrent. ZERORAIN: this longer than schinlers list SandoZ: yeah... triciatoyota: oh, nevermind. i think i've heard this before. triciatoyota: lol The Cheez: the polish guy says "i choose a fork for my weapon" The Cheez: they're like "a fork?? you idiot! what kind of weapon is that?" The Cheez: he says "just give me the fork..." The Cheez: they give him the fork The Cheez: he starts stabbing himself with it.......he says "YOU AIN'T MAKING NO CANOE OUT OF ME!!" ZERORAIN: ohman SandoZ: ah how stupid SandoZ: errrrrr BornAnnoying: hmm.. Sod Dribble: I think my stepdad told me this joke in 1985... SandoZ: its like just saved them the trouble of having to kill him heh SandoZ: oh, in 1985, eh? SandoZ: do u recall nov.5 1985? Sod Dribble: yup. When I watched Voltron and laughed hysterically at farts SandoZ: or was that 1955? Sod Dribble: Sand? SandoZ: huh? Sod Dribble: Do you know Meow540? SandoZ: ive seen her b4.as kitty.... SandoZ: why? Sod Dribble: ah...I just IM'd her with my 'cat' and told her her's is better :) SandoZ: yer cat wav? SandoZ: ohhhhhhh yer cat triciatoyota: ?! Sod Dribble: /\/\____/ SandoZ: u mean yer puppy? SandoZ: heh triciatoyota: ah. Sod Dribble: can it with the puppy! Sod Dribble: :) SandoZ: but it is.... SandoZ: its not a cat SandoZ: ! SandoZ: :Þ SYSTEM Greeter: "DusksEmbrace" has entered the room Sod Dribble: THAT is a cat! :P The Cheez: ::falls out of window:: SYSTEM Greeter: "The Cheez" has left the room Qno recessQ: seen my princess leia, nes? SYSTEM Greeter: "DusksEmbrace" has left the room SandoZ: um SandoZ: . triciatoyota: um..., no? Qno recessQ: 0';'0 SYSTEM Greeter: "ZERORAIN" has left the room triciatoyota: heh heh! triciatoyota: i like it! Qno recessQ: thats all it is SYSTEM Greeter: "ZERORAIN" has entered the room triciatoyota: that wasn't so scary... SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: Qno recessQ: what was you expectin? SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: "Clockwork Oi" has entered the room ZERORAIN: kate, soddie, and everybody else seeya SandoZ: by chris Qno recessQ: by SandoZ: ::waves:::: ZERORAIN: lol SYSTEM Greeter: "ZERORAIN" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Clockwork Oi" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "The Cheez" has entered the room Qno recessQ: hey cheez The Cheez: howdy triciatoyota: =^'o'^= <--- That, my dears, is a CAT. The Cheez: that's a cat???? SandoZ: yes nes it is triciatoyota: hi again. Qno recessQ: (=^;^=) triciatoyota: it's better than sods... SandoZ: yes mike that s a cat Qno recessQ: with a 'hi again" hat on The Cheez: can you draw dignity? triciatoyota: no offense. Sod Dribble: Well, mine's original so f--- all of you triciatoyota: lol BornAnnoying: ....so ken kesey financed ben and jerry's business venture and the rest, as they say, is history.... triciatoyota: so are ours. Qno recessQ: youre living in a fantasy world chris BornAnnoying: look it up, world atlas, 1972... triciatoyota: hmmm... Qno recessQ: sure..when im done cleaning out my sock drawer Qno recessQ: ill get right to it BornAnnoying: anyway, I'm tired. gotta rest for no school holiday tomorrow.. later all! triciatoyota: heh heh. OMNISCENT TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR LEAPS IN: that was early morning, this is late evening, same day..... SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "hardcore room" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: Imsorrysec: age sex Imsorrysec: 14\m dust3: is that good Imsorrysec: is what good SYSTEM Greeter: "Imsorrysec" has left the room EyeDied: s'hard for me to seperate myself from being an "editor", ya know? there's really good structure, n'really good format to the piece.. dust3: is it really EyeDied: I like the parallel format at the end. s'good. EyeDied: yep. SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: java babe: how long have you been here no recess? SandoZ: ...... SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: Qno recessQ: on n off..2 yrs Qno recessQ: hey bornostar BornAnnoying: hi no Qno recessQ: livin in the eighties BornAnnoying: you? java babe: well- that's cool but i actually meant tonite SYSTEM Greeter: "DISAPIONTED" has entered the room Qno recessQ: oh..like an hour maybe SandoZ: yess!!!!!!! Qno recessQ: hehe SandoZ: a scroll bar, cheez! The Cheez: alright!!! The Cheez: scroll bars are da bomb SYSTEM Greeter: "DISAPIONTED" has left the room SandoZ: ah mnan SandoZ: man java babe: i just finished watching Basketball Diaries for the 2nd time SandoZ: its gone SandoZ: its here..... SandoZ: and then its gone..... The Cheez: easy come, easy go SYSTEM Greeter: "hgolightlee" has left the room Qno recessQ: leonardo...hes hot The Cheez: leonardo? Qno recessQ: j/k java babe: today is the ides of march-- just thought i'd tell everyone BornAnnoying: da vinci The Cheez: the ninja turtle? The Cheez: yeah, he's hot BobaXFett: beware BornAnnoying: he invented the helicopter Qno recessQ: no execution tho Qno recessQ: oh goody a zit The Cheez: a zit? java babe: what? THE LETTER B: has anyone seen that guy Born against in here lately? SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room The Cheez: THUNDER PEEL!! BogusBadge: hello java babe: hi The Cheez: hey badge BogusBadge: whats going on Qno recessQ: wonder wheel BogusBadge: hey cheez SYSTEM Greeter: "Flora00" has entered the room BornAnnoying: fauna BogusBadge: hello SandoZ: okokokok SYSTEM Greeter: "cymbyline" has entered the room Qno recessQ: born, any blake babies action yet BornAnnoying: not yet SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room BornAnnoying: I looked though Qno recessQ: that thing is like the holy grail now BornAnnoying: if I had found it, man that would have made my day Qno recessQ: why didnt i buy it? why?? The Cheez: search for the holy grail SYSTEM Greeter: "cymbyline" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has left the room BornAnnoying: no need to buy it, just steal the cd box Qno recessQ: cd box? java babe: do you guys ever sleep? SandoZ: ok::::::searches for the holy grail::: SandoZ: heh The Cheez: i sleep BornAnnoying: I sleep during the day SYSTEM Greeter: "triciatoyota" has entered the room The Cheez: me too.. Qno recessQ: hes an owl java babe: oh- that must be nice SYSTEM Greeter: "Flora00" has left the room triciatoyota: 'allo! BobaXFett: hi anda The Cheez: <-----nocturnal SandoZ: anda!!! java babe: ha ha The Cheez: hi there trish SandoZ: hi BobaXFett: i wanna be nocturnal triciatoyota: no, really cheez?! SandoZ: lalala SandoZ: sorry attic BornAnnoying: I did get a black sabbath lp for 99¢ though triciatoyota: how are y'all? Qno recessQ: hey there..dinky BornAnnoying: what the hell Qno recessQ: hey thats rocin triciatoyota: lol! Qno recessQ: rockin triciatoyota: no no no. YOU'RE dinky, i'm "trush" The Cheez: trash triciatoyota: s'ok, too. Qno recessQ: hehe yeah! trash The Cheez: take out the trash triciatoyota: i make no qualms about mah roots! BornAnnoying: white trash superstar! The Cheez: white trash, two heebs, and a bean triciatoyota: white light white heat white trash. java babe: cool The Cheez: white light/white head The Cheez: heat, even java babe: nofx rules triciatoyota: lol! SYSTEM Greeter: "Yggdrasil" has entered the room Qno recessQ: oooooooh SandoZ: whitehead? Qno recessQ: ooooooooh triciatoyota: white head/black head? Qno recessQ: white light BornAnnoying: the blake babies rock. SandoZ: thjat was myhealth teacher's name.heh SandoZ: mrs. whitehead... triciatoyota: what, Yggdrasil? SandoZ: health one triciatoyota: heh heh... Yggdrasil: Ach... Yggdrasil: Yo... Mike... Qno recessQ: blake babies kick ass Qno recessQ: hey tree The Cheez: i am a tree triciatoyota: brb Yggdrasil: But not "The Tree"... The Cheez: /\/\___/ The Cheez: ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Qno recessQ: how goes it "TREE" The Cheez: the giving tree Yggdrasil: It goes well, MIKEY... You? java babe: make like a tree and leaf BobaXFett: nie nie all The Cheez: farewell BobaXFett: {s transpor} Qno recessQ: WELL< MY FRIEND...QUITE WELL SYSTEM Greeter: "BobaXFett" has left the room BornAnnoying: I am iiiirrrrron maaaaan.. SYSTEM Greeter: "sorcerer3" has entered the room Qno recessQ: neer neer neer neer SYSTEM Greeter: "sorcerer3" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room Qno recessQ: neer neer neer Yggdrasil: That's cool... I'm down wit dat... s'all good... faggetaboutit... BogusBadge: hello Yggdrasil: I saw donnie brasco tonight... groovy movie... BornAnnoying: is he alive or dead? Qno recessQ: sad ending BornAnnoying: swimming sharks around his head Yggdrasil: Yeah, but kinda inevitable... still kicked ass though... Qno recessQ: i wanna see sling blade SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room triciatoyota: i've wanted to see it, but i heard depp was pretty bland... true, i'm assuming? triciatoyota: neer neer neer Yggdrasil: Looks ok... Nothing I'd go outta my way to see... but I'd watch... triciatoyota: ? Yggdrasil: Naw... I thought he was pretty good... triciatoyota: no, i've heard sling blade is wicked good. Yggdrasil: Of course I liked ed wood too... so... BornAnnoying: I've seen sling blade BornAnnoying: pretty awesome, though long Yggdrasil: Nowtherner, eh? triciatoyota: s'ok. i just heard he wasn't given much for the character bit. Qno recessQ: ED WOOD GOD OF ALL 90S FILMS triciatoyota: lol! geez, how'd ya guess? Qno recessQ: i kind of liked ed wood The Cheez: e a s ' c o a s ' Qno recessQ: as you might guess Yggdrasil: The toyota in the name... yeah... that's it... triciatoyota: i did very much, too. Yggdrasil: Ed wood was truly groovy... I dug it... triciatoyota: ;> ya caught me! BornAnnoying: generals gathered in their masseeees SandoZ: man!!!! triciatoyota: wait, the original ed wood, or the story of his life? (both good, but just wondering.) BornAnnoying: just like witches at black masses Yggdrasil: Heh... somebody's still on a black sabbeth trip... SandoZ: i met someone tonight that plays the guess what?? triciatoyota: sabbAth, dammit! ;> Yggdrasil: Story of his life... badaboom badabing... SandoZ: KAZOO!!!!! SandoZ: heh BornAnnoying: I got paranoid for .99$ today triciatoyota: theremin?! triciatoyota: dang. Yggdrasil: MY FUCKING BAD!!!! The Cheez: i love kazoo music triciatoyota: i love "paranoid" java babe: it rules SandoZ: realy pres? The Cheez: yes SandoZ: hm it does? Yggdrasil: I got paranoid for 14 bucks like 5 years ago... that sucked... BornAnnoying: fairies wear boots SandoZ: shut up born java babe: ha ha triciatoyota: "i'm a fairy" BornAnnoying: it's true The Cheez: i got some dirty boots baby Yggdrasil: Maybe if we all clap our hands and say we believe... triciatoyota: local nickname of mine. well, saying, i suppose... Qno recessQ: nice work tree..14 bux? BornAnnoying: that's why CDs suck yggd... BornAnnoying: 14 fuckin bucks Qno recessQ: i got a tape for 99 cents..c house Yggdrasil: Oh yeah... lets hear it for the record store in the mall... wooha... Qno recessQ: paranoid BornAnnoying: and laimo sound quality to bot SYSTEM Greeter: "masucci" has entered the room BornAnnoying: er. boot Yggdrasil: I dig tapes big time... I'd rather have a tape then a cd... The Cheez: i like cd's masucci: {s teenage polotics} triciatoyota: nah. i'd rather record my albums & cds onto tapes. java babe: yeah me too Qno recessQ: vinyl rules Qno recessQ: nothin like a cool old lp masucci: for scratching The Cheez: i'd rather record a cd onto a blank tape so i don't have to pay for it Yggdrasil: Anybody hear what ever happened to those tape thingies that were supposedly cooler then cds? SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room triciatoyota: the only really good tapes are the truck stop ones you pick up on the road for variety. BogusBadge: 3helllo210 triciatoyota: nope, ygg. BogusBadge: hello BornAnnoying: who the hell is that guy on the sleeve with the sword.. Yggdrasil: Oh hell yeah... every stuckeys on the way... BornAnnoying: and why is he aglow triciatoyota: hmm? triciatoyota: not you, ygg. SYSTEM Greeter: "masucci" has left the room Qno recessQ: yeh those are cool. blue oyster cult live in france or something triciatoyota: um... why do you know this? SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has entered the room Yggdrasil: Last time I got a steppenwolf and a steve miller band tape... I was in trucker heaven... The Cheez: yo sod Sod Dribble: Hey cheeze triciatoyota: the dickies covered that song "nights in white satin", which ruled... SandoZ: sod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Sod Dribble: SandoZ Sod Dribble: Tricia SandoZ: no, sappi is not on yet heh triciatoyota: hiya sod-o-my pal! Sod Dribble: Recess The Cheez: /\/\___/ The Cheez: ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ The Cheez: i stole your cat sod triciatoyota: heh heh... more bad puns from anda-girl! SandoZ: lol Sod Dribble: oh god. I'll never hear the end of that cat triciatoyota: prob'ly not, sodster! SandoZ: heysod? SYSTEM Greeter: "ottermobile" has entered the room SandoZ: you have a holyhead? SandoZ: want one? ottermobile: Sure. Yggdrasil: President visited my town last night... SandoZ: uh.... The Cheez: what's a holyhead? Sod Dribble: Yes Sand? SYSTEM Greeter: "ottermobile" has left the room Qno recessQ: i played submission and god save the queen with my band tonite Yggdrasil: Fuckin' 1:00 in the morning and they have those huge army helicopters hovering over the house... triciatoyota: awww... thanx, otter! you gave us a scroll bar. Qno recessQ: pretty fun.. triciatoyota: dammit. nevermind. Yggdrasil: ...walls shaking... triciatoyota: cool, izzy! BornAnnoying: what's your band's name? triciatoyota: um... did anyone get my joke? sandz, you mighta... Qno recessQ: im punk rock, baby Qno recessQ: the nervewrackers Yggdrasil: You're so punk it hurts... BornAnnoying: do you employ a drum machine? triciatoyota: meow? Yggdrasil: Punker then punk... yer puke... or something... Qno recessQ: IM the drum machine SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room Sod Dribble: My brother played an acoustic show in a coffee house tonight triciatoyota: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!!!! Yggdrasil: Hehehe... lean mean... BogusBadge: hello java babe: are you more punk than me? triciatoyota: hello, badge! The Cheez: did you say something, trish? Yggdrasil: Wicked good jimmies on that sundae... um... um... stuff... BogusBadge: whats going on Qno recessQ: well youre pretty punk java java babe: hell yeah!!! Yggdrasil: triciatoyota: java babe: lol Yggdrasil: Is that like the electric slide? The Cheez: | The Cheez: /\ The Cheez: argh triciatoyota: HA HAAA! The Cheez: go ahead, laugh at me Qno recessQ: hey sod, what kind of music does your bro play SYSTEM Greeter: "mattie95" has entered the room Qno recessQ: hi mattie triciatoyota: k. HAAA HAAAAA!!! (in nelson voice, of course...) java babe: hi Sod Dribble: Folksy type stuff, Recess mattie95: ello recess The Cheez: hehe Qno recessQ: cool java babe: where are you from mattie? SandoZ: scroll bar! mattie95: NY mattie95: you? Yggdrasil: Simpsons are godlike... in a cartoony way... java babe: ohio BornAnnoying: does he use a 12 string? Qno recessQ: scroll bar..ouuuu The Cheez: folksy..cool mattie95: what's up everyone? Qno recessQ: harp rack? Yggdrasil: Not punk enough? Yggdrasil: "Those rainy day weeeemen...." triciatoyota: MEOW! sandoz, did you catch my sod joke, at least? BornAnnoying: just asking! The Cheez: 11 . 6 . 45 mattie95: drasil... I love the simpsons... SandoZ: what, nes? SandoZ: sorry i was in the attic.... Yggdrasil: Lovely... Looovly... triciatoyota: dangit all. no, when he came in... Sod Dribble: My brother has a 12, a 6, and electric Fender Telecaster and a mandolin Yggdrasil: Hehehe... you should ask him to leave and come back in so you can like get the full effect... triciatoyota: ohhh boy.... a charles bronson movie just came on... Yggdrasil: 12 strings sound so cool... The Cheez: we got 10 people java babe: yeah Yggdrasil: Now... an electric 12 string fender mandolin... that'd be cool... The Cheez: a scroll bar and then some Sod Dribble: I always wanted an 8 string bass... triciatoyota: kinjite (forbidden subjects) already seen two butts. Qno recessQ: cigs? triciatoyota: whadda bout 'em? triciatoyota: dang. slow again. Yggdrasil: 8 string basses seem so... confusing... triciatoyota: nope, girl-ass. tits, too. Qno recessQ: tits!!! SandoZ: 8-string basses??? SandoZ: wha...? BornAnnoying: bassists with more than 4 strings should be shot Sod Dribble: Really Yggg? triciatoyota: well, in some sports bra thing. Yggdrasil: Heh... interest "perked" AHAHAHAHAAH... triciatoyota: heh heh... Sod Dribble: Sand, you've never heard of an 8 string bass? triciatoyota: brb The Cheez: i've never heard of such a thing Yggdrasil: Yeah... 4 strings are groovy enough... Fretless is cooler... BornAnnoying: I've seen 6 string basses at most Qno recessQ: they make 12 strngs BornAnnoying: even 5 strings is fucking excessive Yggdrasil: I've seen one... a friend had one custom made... SandoZ: yess, sod? SandoZ: 8-string bass? SandoZ: eh? Sod Dribble: The ULTIMATe is a double neck with bass on one side and bass guitar on the other BornAnnoying: huh? SandoZ: oh i hate those sod Sod Dribble: And an octave pedal, of course Yggdrasil: Or hey... acoustic nylon... that's where it's at... SandoZ: w/ the guitar and bass hooked together. that looks stupid... Sod Dribble: Someday I want a banjo, too :) SYSTEM Greeter: "ponder this" has entered the room BornAnnoying: acoustics are cool, but they get drowned out by the drum kit Qno recessQ: 12 string bass...cheap trick SandoZ: ahhh 12 string bass?? SandoZ: ahhhhhhhh Sod Dribble: You think so SandoZ? Rush used those kinds of guitars. The bassist would play rythem behind the solo and hit the bass pedals with his foot Yggdrasil: Just get a huge stack for the acoustic... yer all set... BornAnnoying: is the fretboard on a 12 string bass 2 feet wide? SandoZ: what ever happened to the good old 4-string? SandoZ: bass??? mattie95: anyone seen XtruthX????? Qno recessQ: no mattie95: or pat to those that know him?? Yggdrasil: Rush's drummer = reeeeely good... Yggdrasil: NO Qno recessQ: its like a 12 string guitar Yggdrasil: I know a pat... Qno recessQ: 2 on each tuner SYSTEM Greeter: "ponder this" has left the room mattie95: where the hell has that kid been... no one has to answer... Yggdrasil: He lives down the street... nice guy... BornAnnoying: neal peart plus SandoZ: ok..... The Cheez: i play the piano..that has 81 strings The Cheez: 88, rather SandoZ: lol really? Yggdrasil: Naw... hammonds are where it's at... Qno recessQ: b3 yeh SandoZ: i didnt know that.hmmmmmm The Cheez: yes, 88 BornAnnoying: moog. SandoZ: duh1 Yggdrasil: uh oh... i said "where it's at" twice... I suck... Qno recessQ: lol..moog. The Cheez: i want a moog mattie95: really drasil... go beat down his door and ask him why I haven't heard from him... lol Sod Dribble: Hammond organs. Those are the shit! BornAnnoying: if you can find one Yggdrasil: Will do... The Cheez: {s satan} BornAnnoying: Satan laughing spreads his wings SandoZ: lol java babe: lol The Cheez: | Yggdrasil: "Will you be my bodyguard? " The Cheez: /\ The Cheez: FUCK!!! Yggdrasil: Hehehe... Yggdrasil: I've got the timing down... Yggdrasil: lol Sod Dribble: A Sabbath referance, Born? BornAnnoying: possibly BornAnnoying: all the cheap vinyl that's fit to print Sod Dribble: <---drinking Keystone Ice with lemon juice. Tastes like lemon juice :( java babe: sounds like fun Qno recessQ: what is your problem sod?? Yggdrasil: No it doesn't... Qno recessQ: thats GROSS BornAnnoying: ice beer is sent by god The Cheez: all things are from god Sod Dribble: This was free, so... java babe: i was being sarcastic-Ygg java babe: sorry Yggdrasil: Um... um... So was I... yeah... that's it... Qno recessQ: wait..it came with lemon juice in it? SYSTEM Greeter: "PoisonedLust" has entered the room BornAnnoying: that's ass backward SandoZ: what do i get!!!!! triciatoyota: awww... i can't get hedgey to uncurl & relax! p.s. both ice beer & rush leave a nasty taste in my mouth... SandoZ: for my paaaaaain.... PoisonedLust: patty's supposed to be in here. SandoZ: patty? Yggdrasil: She was... she left... PoisonedLust: Ah. The Cheez: who is patty? Sod Dribble: No, I added the lemon juice because we have no lemons to slice up and make this piss taste better PoisonedLust: She said she was gonna stay in here. PoisonedLust: She lied. Yggdrasil: Confuzed? Yggdrasil: Rationalizing is fun... Sod Dribble: Tricia's no Rush fan? PoisonedLust: look at my mi matt! The Cheez: read mine triciatoyota: i know them (via scary h.s. friends) but, no, can't say i am. PoisonedLust: you're not matt! Qno recessQ: hell, ygg, i used to drink milwaukees best straight Yggdrasil: Heh... s'ok... let it slide... Yggdrasil: Sod Dribble: I didn't figure anyone here would like Rush. I brought em up because we were talking guitars... Qno recessQ: er sod sorry PoisonedLust: Rush scares me. triciatoyota: me too. BornAnnoying: geddy lee is falsetto PoisonedLust: wow. Sod Dribble: Miluakkee's best. Smells like a fart, lastes like aluminum PoisonedLust: I love your nn Born. The Cheez: aluminum tastes like fear BornAnnoying: thank you blessed one triciatoyota: no, tastes like reynolds wrap. PoisonedLust: wow. I'm blessed. Qno recessQ: at your worst?? milwakees best! triciatoyota: lol! java babe: ha ha PoisonedLust: I've never had beer. triciatoyota: sadly, that's not the worst out there... SandoZ: ah so geddy lee sings like Jordan Knight? SandoZ: heh Sod Dribble: Or, Thunderbird. Comes with a certificate pronouncing you white trash officially! The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- BornAnnoying: he sings like john cleese after castration Qno recessQ: playing with fire Born! triciatoyota: silly cheez... The Cheez: lol born SYSTEM Greeter: "WithoutMe" has entered the room PoisonedLust: Jordan Knight.. isn't that the nkotb guy? Yggdrasil: Mariah carey with her foot stuck in a bear trap... yepyepyep... triciatoyota: gonna go do mail. brb. Sod Dribble: The old old Rush is the stuff I like. None of their newer stuff (math club music) SYSTEM Greeter: "triciatoyota" has left the room Sod Dribble: anyway... BornAnnoying: it's space rock SandoZ: yess, JOrdan Knight Sod Dribble: Space rock? Sod Dribble: Like Hawkwind? SandoZ: is from NKOTB BornAnnoying: or Pink freud Qno recessQ: lose your job? girlfriend dump you? at your worst? milwaukees best! Sod Dribble: Floyd-I never liked them The Cheez: welcome my son The Cheez: welcome to the latrine SandoZ: latirne? Yggdrasil: la tierra SYSTEM Greeter: "Yggdrasil" has left the room PoisonedLust: Ha. The Cheez: this hidden track is fucked up SandoZ: what song? SandoZ: cheez The Cheez: don't know what it's called.. Sod Dribble: Sand? SandoZ: sod? SandoZ: yess? Sod Dribble: What kinda guitar do you have? SandoZ: an eletric SandoZ: hohner PoisonedLust: I want a guitar. SandoZ: white SandoZ: get one lol Sod Dribble: What brand? PoisonedLust: even tho I don't know how to play one. mattie95: good night kids BornAnnoying: hohner...those cost you, don't they? SYSTEM Greeter: "Yggdrasil" has entered the room The Cheez: farewell java babe: bye mattie Qno recessQ: no..thats hofner PoisonedLust: Ack. SYSTEM Greeter: "mattie95" has left the room Sod Dribble: hohner, yeah. Gotta save a whole week for one of them... BornAnnoying: woah BornAnnoying: stay away from that java babe: you still here no recess?? Qno recessQ: yeh im here Qno recessQ: back from imland Yggdrasil: He lies. SandoZ: yeh i know and myMOM bought it sod Sod Dribble: whatcha mean, Born? BornAnnoying: he's here, but he's not "here" java babe: i see BornAnnoying: just joking sod PoisonedLust: Is he jacking off again? SandoZ: im a clone i know im fiiiiiiine SandoZ: heh sod Qno recessQ: so hows it going java BornAnnoying: possibly Sod Dribble: My first guitar was a Hondo? java babe: fine Sod Dribble: -? Qno recessQ: hondo..lol SandoZ: is that like my first sony, sod? SandoZ: lol j/k Yggdrasil: First car = honda... BornAnnoying: my first guitar was...the one I've still got now. fuck. PoisonedLust: I have a honda. PoisonedLust: It's red. Sod Dribble: I had a Sears guitar once too... SandoZ: did anyone ever have one of those my first sonies? java babe: my sister has a honda Qno recessQ: you need to move on birn..to fender land The Cheez: Sorny Qno recessQ: er born Yggdrasil: Honda brings the world closer together... BornAnnoying: no, I'm upgrading recess Sod Dribble: I want a Rickenbacker Qno recessQ: my first was my brothers vantage SYSTEM Greeter: "haBAKKuk2 2" has entered the room Qno recessQ: upgrading?? haBAKKuk2 2: hello Qno recessQ: like with megs of sustain? The Cheez: howdy java babe: hey what's up?? haBAKKuk2 2: was punkrkgrl just here BornAnnoying: rickenbacker... plug it into a marshall, and still sounds like an acoustic! java babe: no Qno recessQ: sound like peter buck Sod Dribble: Rickenbacker bass? haBAKKuk2 2: thanx Sod Dribble: (Rick guitars suck, but the basses!) BornAnnoying: then it's a jangly bass Qno recessQ: no the basses are cool Yggdrasil: Wow... I just noticed... no scary eLiTe people... no sticky caps?!?!?! PoisonedLust: I like basses. Qno recessQ: paul simonon played one i think PoisonedLust: I can play the up right kind. haBAKKuk2 2: I WANT TO KILL YOU BornAnnoying: simonon played a positive bass haBAKKuk2 2: GET OUT OF MY ROOM PoisonedLust: really? Qno recessQ: yeah, nice eh ygg haBAKKuk2 2: jk PoisonedLust: Come get me baby. java babe: hostile aren't we?? Qno recessQ: positive?? Yggdrasil: Hmmmm... nice? I dunno... just... different... SandoZ: hey sod? haBAKKuk2 2: brb Sod Dribble: SandoZ? SandoZ: whose in personal connections? BornAnnoying: I dunno, that's what it said Sod Dribble: Ummm... SYSTEM Greeter: "haBAKKuk2 2" has left the room PoisonedLust: personal connections. SYSTEM Greeter: "SandoZ" has left the room PoisonedLust: That's like for people looking for cyber, right? The Cheez: i don't think so.. Qno recessQ: i read someones MI and they actually had'elitism' in there interests Sod Dribble: Nope, no cyber there. Just talking SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "goes OFF" has entered the room Qno recessQ: did nesmuka leave goes OFF: ha ha ha PoisonedLust: were they a hakka no? Yggdrasil: Groovy... ah well... good night... fare thee well.. I'm outs... SYSTEM Greeter: "Yggdrasil" has left the room The Cheez: she said she just went to mail goes OFF: im am doomed to be your leader Qno recessQ: no some sxe dillwad PoisonedLust: im sxe :< goes OFF: im sXe goes OFF: too Qno recessQ: oops, but not a dillwad!! BornAnnoying: well there's still hope for you The Cheez: i'm sxe as well goes OFF: ha haha goes OFF: 3 against 1 BornAnnoying: recant now or forever be doomed to bad hardcore music PoisonedLust: fuckin men suck. PoisonedLust: goddamnit. Qno recessQ: im a man! PoisonedLust: I don't care. goes OFF: im a boy The Cheez: i suck not PoisonedLust: You have a penis, therfore you suck. BornAnnoying: me neither PoisonedLust: It's a rule. Qno recessQ: you think youre a man, but youre only a boy goes OFF: i will believe this rule The Cheez: could you overgeneralize that a bit more, lust? The Cheez: you think you're a man; you are only a toy PoisonedLust: It's a rule. PoisonedLust: You give me one guy who has never sucked... Qno recessQ: you think youre a man, but you just couldnt see PoisonedLust: you can't. There's not one. goes OFF: ok here i am The Cheez: you weren't man enough Qno recessQ: to satisfy ME BornAnnoying: thank you gloria steinem goes OFF: im man enough to be a jock The Cheez: that's not very manly PoisonedLust: Jocks suck worse than men. Qno recessQ: ok, cheez..you rock, because you dig the vaselines The Cheez: i dig 'em Qno recessQ: yep The Cheez: that i do The Cheez: i rock? cool.. goes OFF: ok im man enough to be a girl The Cheez: i was unaware PoisonedLust: What bands someone likes does not make them "rock" PoisonedLust: Ack. PoisonedLust: I'm too pissy to be in here. PoisonedLust: Bye. SYSTEM Greeter: "PoisonedLust" has left the room The Cheez: what was her problem? The Cheez: or his problem? BornAnnoying: a woman scorned Qno recessQ: she identified it Qno recessQ: herself, SYSTEM Greeter: "KiIIMeLennox" has entered the room goes OFF: she was cool KiIIMeLennox: Wake up wake up goes OFF: as two fingers in my butt goes OFF: and thats pretty cool Qno recessQ: she had serious brain imbalance..that poison chick goes OFF: im a wake goes OFF: she was geek The Cheez: it could've been a he Qno recessQ: she probly enjoyed 'hello kitty' products goes OFF: i dont think so BornAnnoying: and wore lots of makeup Qno recessQ: no..id be willing to bet goes OFF: why would a man go and say men suck BornAnnoying: blue mascara SYSTEM Greeter: "KiIIMeLennox" has left the room The Cheez: i'm sayin' is all Qno recessQ: and glitter lipstick goes OFF: ok maybe a boy goes OFF: sounds like mm The Cheez: mm?? BornAnnoying: smeared lipstick goes OFF: marlyn manson The Cheez: oh yeah, that band that makes horrible horrible music goes OFF: yup thats em goes OFF: i hate them Qno recessQ: mm is like a cros 'tween robert smith and alice cooper The Cheez: not a pretty sight Qno recessQ: obviously SYSTEM Greeter: "triciatoyota" has entered the room goes OFF: lol The Cheez: hey there trish triciatoyota: hiya! Qno recessQ: hiya trash Qno recessQ: er trish Qno recessQ: whoopsy goes OFF: oh thats not nice triciatoyota: ::clambors ungracefully back in through the window:: ;> SYSTEM Greeter: "ivy princess" has entered the room goes OFF: your a meany Qno recessQ: hi ivy ivy princess: hey triciatoyota: s'ok, izzy.... Qno recessQ: oh yeah, im a mean bastard goes OFF: my butt smella Qno recessQ: LOOKOUT!! ivy princess: i just saw a star wars movie for the first time in my entire life goes OFF: for what triciatoyota: snotty is the word i'd choose... ivy princess: it was return of the jedi Qno recessQ: whatd u think ivy triciatoyota: no way, ivy! triciatoyota: return bit. ivy princess: yeah...it was really cool The Cheez: i've never seen a star wars movie Qno recessQ: snotty is punk triciatoyota: hells yeah, baby! goes OFF: i made stars wars triciatoyota: where'd kitten go? goes OFF: i wrote the script triciatoyota: & sod? ivy princess: those lil fury guys are cute Qno recessQ: ivy, go see the first one its 10 times better The Cheez: personal connections i believe java babe: i composed the music triciatoyota: ooohhh... they bug me... ivy princess: yeah....i will eventually triciatoyota: ech. goes OFF: i designed the costums Qno recessQ: itll knock your socks off triciatoyota: i INSPIRED! (perhaps only the bar scene, but still...) goes OFF: i created the computers that helped edit the movie Qno recessQ: roger ebert says"itll knock your socks off" BornAnnoying: gene siskel says "don't believe that fat fuck" triciatoyota: am i the only one who's screen is slow tonite? java babe: hey goes OFF where are you from?? The Cheez: yes trish ivy princess: brb goes OFF: oregon goes OFF: you? Qno recessQ: roger ebert says"more goddam donuts, gene!!" SYSTEM Greeter: "ivy princess" has left the room triciatoyota: dang. it's been that kind of a night all along... java babe: whoa that's far from me goes OFF: where are you? java babe: ohio goes OFF: not to far BornAnnoying: siskel calls ebert a "second rate film critic" and a "cocksucker" goes OFF: 5 hour drive java babe: really??? goes OFF: yup my dad goes up there all the time triciatoyota: java, you mentioned "perkins" last night? you ever go to one in cincinatti? Qno recessQ: ebert calls siskel " 46 yr old virgin" and a "chronic masturbator" SYSTEM Greeter: "sorcerer3" has entered the room sorcerer3: {s welcomef} sorcerer3: hehehe java babe: no me and java don't get down there triciatoyota: well, {s welcomef} to you, too, darlin'! goes OFF: man no recess did you memerize the script sorcerer3: hehehe triciatoyota: ah, well. sorcerer3: i just learned that Qno recessQ: {s welcomef} to the machine triciatoyota: oh, geez... java babe: perkins is THE hangout ha ha The Cheez: welcome to the latrine goes OFF: {s chord} Qno recessQ: script?? triciatoyota: {s potatoes} goes OFF: {s goodbyef} goes OFF: {s newmailf} sorcerer3: {s goodbyef} to you too goes OFF: that one never works java babe: lol goes OFF: {s chime} triciatoyota: {s potatoes} goes OFF: {s ding} goes OFF: {s chimes} The Cheez: ::falls out of window:: SYSTEM Greeter: "The Cheez" has left the room WithoutMe: could you please fuckn quit that sorcerer3: {s chimef} WithoutMe: thankU Qno recessQ: hatred is empowering? Qno recessQ: ok.. sorcerer3: {s dingf} goes OFF: shut up im in charge of this room triciatoyota: (basically, "shit, if this is gonna be THAT kinda a party, i'm gonna stick My dick in the mashed potatoes!) BornAnnoying: I dunno... Qno recessQ: lol trish java babe: whoa Qno recessQ: but youre a chick SYSTEM Greeter: "sorcerer3" has left the room goes OFF: shes a chick with a dick triciatoyota: it's a wav, silly. if i had a dick i might, though! java babe: me too Qno recessQ: born change hatred to "hostess" BornAnnoying: now? Qno recessQ: whenever Qno recessQ: hostess snoballs BornAnnoying: sure, whatever you say recess BornAnnoying: right to it... Qno recessQ: whatever i say GOES Qno recessQ: in the trash java babe: white trash Qno recessQ: trailer pondscum triciatoyota: hey! you slandering me?! java babe: that was low Qno recessQ: im speaking of myself goes OFF: hey ive got a joke Qno recessQ: jeeze triciatoyota: k. java babe: ha ha Qno recessQ: damn cyco women triciatoyota: go OFF! BornAnnoying: trailers are mighty high living Qno recessQ: j/k triciatoyota: off? Qno recessQ: mighty high..dont ever wanna come down..soo..down soo downn triciatoyota: damn tease... SYSTEM Greeter: "The Cheez" has entered the room java babe: say it!! triciatoyota: 'allo, cheezer! The Cheez: 'sup? Qno recessQ: whos a tease BornAnnoying: is this gonna be another polack joke? goes OFF: im back triciatoyota: goes OFF promised a joke, & bailed on it... triciatoyota: dat's who. java babe: yep The Cheez: ooooh a joke Qno recessQ: heres a joke goes OFF: hold on java babe: don't let us down triciatoyota: what, you lookin' in a mirror, izz? ;> Qno recessQ: did you here about the lesbian military squad? The Cheez: nope Qno recessQ: militia etheridge triciatoyota: nu-uhh. java babe: lol The Cheez: god that was corny triciatoyota: The Cheez: ::applause:: Qno recessQ: ,bows> thank you triciatoyota: ::mad applause:: ;> The Cheez: a gay dinosaur BornAnnoying: ::mad props:: Qno recessQ: what no bras? Qno recessQ: no hotel keys? The Cheez: Megasaurass triciatoyota: ummm.... well,... no. java babe: nope Qno recessQ: sigh.. The Cheez: a lesbian dinosaur triciatoyota: lol, cheez. The Cheez: Lickalottapuss goes OFF: a portland man had himself cloned. TO get acquianted, the two guys hiked in to the woods, talking as they walked-but the clone,it turned out, had an incredibly foul mouth. Qno recessQ: oh HE gets a LOL..great! triciatoyota: heh heh. The Cheez: i gave you mad propz, lou BornAnnoying: no I did! The Cheez: whatever The Cheez: i applauded SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has entered the room Qno recessQ: im insultapated! Qno recessQ: hi sod me boy BornAnnoying: I resemble that remark The Cheez: applause and mad propz are synonymous Sod Dribble: --- I'm drunk and I have a kitty :) triciatoyota: i wasn't expecting anything from him, izz! i thought he was just being his weird self & saying "a gay dinosaur" for the hell of it! i didn't know there would be a punch line! Qno recessQ: but i didnt get a lol goes OFF: He cussed, cursed and swore nonstop, until finally, just to shut hum up the man shoved the clone off the cliff. soon afterward, the man was arrested. goes OFF: the chage? making an obscene clone fall Qno recessQ: ok tricia, dont get all jerry springer on my ass, i was just kidding triciatoyota: heh heh... The Cheez: mad propz in the direction of goes off goes OFF: get it it is supposed to be the dumbest joke in the world triciatoyota: oh, shush, izz. BornAnnoying: just get a grip on yourself recess Qno recessQ: Qno recessQ: the moneys still good born triciatoyota: meow? The Cheez: ::listening to the Beastie Boys:: BornAnnoying: sometimes I admit I even stole Sod Dribble: meow? triciatoyota: sod, where's kitten? that isn't what you meant by being drunk & having a kitty, was it?! Sod Dribble: No! BornAnnoying: halo of kitten triciatoyota: Sod Dribble: She's in 18-25 The Cheez: i should hope not triciatoyota: is her boy there? Sod Dribble: Nope :( SYSTEM Greeter: "ivy princess" has entered the room Sod Dribble: Hi Princess SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has entered the room ivy princess: heyya triciatoyota: awww... sad kat... :< goes OFF: here is a list of some very short books. -Ajourney through the mind Denis Rodman-- Career options for history majors-- everything men know about women---Bob Dole: the wild years triciatoyota: hiya, B. THE LETTER B: hey SYSTEM Greeter: "dust3" has entered the room goes OFF: popular lawyers---the amish phone book Qno recessQ: suffering convictions triciatoyota: sooo.... goes OFF: ok those sucked to The Cheez: "Polish War Heroes" dust3: punk sucks BornAnnoying: lol BornAnnoying: that's cool triciatoyota: "Latvian War Heroes!" SYSTEM Greeter: "dust3" has left the room Qno recessQ: polish ice shortage..they forgot the recipe The Cheez: i like the amish phone book..hehe SYSTEM Greeter: "java babe" has left the room The Cheez: hey....how do you stop a polish tank? triciatoyota: <--- latvian. most unknown country in the world, i believe... The Cheez: shoot the guy pushing it goes OFF: in canada its illegal to board a plane while its in flight Qno recessQ: no..thats buttholvideo THE LETTER B: pooooop triciatoyota: ok, OFF, we were here for those last time! ;> Qno recessQ: great..more wacky laws Qno recessQ: woohoo SYSTEM Greeter: "xhatelove" has entered the room goes OFF: in maine its illegal to cross the street with your shoes untied Sod Dribble: Latvia is near Lithuania and Estonia and was seized by USSR in the Non-aggression pact between them and nazi germany The Cheez: it's illegal to send mice through th mail xhatelove: lol triciatoyota: wow! you might know more than I do! BornAnnoying: in california, you can't walk on the right side of a horse with flowers in your hand after sundown Qno recessQ: in chicago, its illegal to stab a man on the street triciatoyota: lol! ivy princess: heh heh goes OFF: in indiana its illegal for your parents to pretend they are rich triciatoyota: :> triciatoyota: i thought that was washington, or maryland last time, silly OFF! triciatoyota: keep yer stories straight! The Cheez: in connecticut prostitution is illegal goes OFF: in california its illegal ok bi bi SYSTEM Greeter: "goes OFF" has left the room Qno recessQ: in boston, its illegal to smack a dog with a smaller dog Sod Dribble: lol ivy princess: heh heh!! triciatoyota: well, it's TECHNICALLY illegal... triciatoyota: these are mean streets tho', man... xhatelove: in florida it's illegal to use a lighter without the childproof thingy in tact BornAnnoying: no that's detroit The Cheez: in florida it's illegal to sell crack to underprivillaged inner-city children triciatoyota: brb. anybody want a beer? Sod Dribble: Me!!! xhatelove: lol triciatoyota: HA HAA!!! (nelson voice, again...) xhatelove: i'll take one tricia WithoutMe: gimmie one bitch Sod Dribble: In Lisbon NH it it illegal to poop in tupperware to keep it fresh WithoutMe: The Cheez: what do you have besides beer? xhatelove: lol BornAnnoying: I'd like an ice with a vermouth chaser WithoutMe: well fuck, since yr up, i'll take a skrewdriver as well :> BornAnnoying: he waaas turned to steel..in the great magnetic fieeeeld triciatoyota: too late. i'm back. Qno recessQ: in houston, its illegal to buy a pack of hotdogs, cook them, eat them, then return them to the store Sod Dribble: lol triciatoyota: a vermouth chaser?! ew! ivy princess: ha ha!! Qno recessQ: i jes love them wacky lawses triciatoyota: um, i could offer you my own invention, the "andrei 52"... BornAnnoying: in arkansas, it's illegal to sodomize a cow without first obtaining permission from its owner The Cheez: in north carolina, it's illegal to shoot someone in the head with an uzi between 4:00pm and 7:00pm Sod Dribble: In most vermont towns, it is illegal to fart into a jar of colored water 'to see what it looks like' Qno recessQ: lol triciatoyota: no it isn't, Born! my friend Cat's from arkansas & she told me it ain't so! BornAnnoying: but it's in the book of wacky laws! SYSTEM Greeter: "xhatelove" has left the room triciatoyota: but, but... no! i'm not friends w/ a felon, am i?! j/k. she's very nice & it's not fair giving her grief when she can't hit me. Qno recessQ: in san francisco, it illegal to dress up like an iguana and consumate yourself with the produce manager triciatoyota: lol! Sod Dribble: How is cat, anyway? The Cheez: in new jersey, it's illegal to sodomize a little boy if you are between the ages 52 and 65, or if you have black hair THE LETTER B: fun fun fun THE LETTER B: = = THE LETTER B: u THE LETTER B: O triciatoyota: she's ok. we were both really (read: REALLY) cranky tonite. but, she'll be better tomorrow. Sod Dribble: THE LETTER B: anyone seen casper? The Cheez: did i? Qno recessQ: tom robinson band triciatoyota: w/ my machine gun. Sod Dribble: I'll be desent and not ask why, Tricia! :) THE LETTER B: Casper? triciatoyota: nah. just a shitty nite. kept running into the wrong people & all that crap. BornAnnoying: rocket from the tombs The Cheez: in maine it is illegal to shoot someone with a machine gun Sod Dribble: Ah...ok THE LETTER B: Casper? Sod Dribble: god I gotta pee-brb THE LETTER B: c THE LETTER B: s THE LETTER B: woops triciatoyota: no, B. triciatoyota: sorry. THE LETTER B: wow SOMEone answered triciatoyota: is this B, or brother B? (talk about a loaded question!) THE LETTER B: um.......the other one, no wait. not that one Sod Dribble: {s flush} i'm back THE LETTER B: depends triciatoyota: k. SYSTEM Greeter: "The Cheez" has left the room THE LETTER B: which one are you calling brother b? THE LETTER B: and which one is b? BornAnnoying: boomtown rats Sod Dribble: I don't like mondays THE LETTER B: huh? Qno recessQ: radio g string is frightening song THE LETTER B: hey tricia THE LETTER B: which is which? Sod Dribble: The boomtown rats song shore am! Qno recessQ: yupp SYSTEM Greeter: "The Cheez" has entered the room triciatoyota: wanna go spy on them in 18-? SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has left the room triciatoyota: hiya, cheez. The Cheez: i spy.......... SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has entered the room triciatoyota: w/ my little eye, something leaving w/ B THE LETTER B: woops triciatoyota: dang!!! i did it again! THE LETTER B: i see you were talkin bout me behind my back The Cheez: what'd ya do? triciatoyota: no, i was trying to pun-ify "i spy", but failed. BornAnnoying: hmm? BornAnnoying: oh.. triciatoyota: see, if i had waited just a sec, i could have said "something whose name is 'B'" The Cheez: how do you pun-ify "i spy"? triciatoyota: well, it wasn't something beginning w/ b, & i was trying to incorporate "the letter b", but failed miserably. can we drop this now?! ;> The Cheez: NO triciatoyota: dang. The Cheez: oh, very well BornAnnoying: no.... I think we're gonna pursue this further!! triciatoyota: shucks! yer the greatest! triciatoyota: ack!!! triciatoyota: my timing is so off tonite! BornAnnoying: how's that beer? :) triciatoyota: triciatoyota: full. it isn't too tasty tonite. SYSTEM Greeter: "ivy princess" has left the room Qno recessQ: boy trish, you try too hard triciatoyota: i think it's just a wanna-be full moon night. SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has left the room The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_v The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ The Cheez: ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_- ¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ -_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯- _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ triciatoyota: nah. just cranky & noticing all that is "wrong" tonight... like cheez's little scribbles... Qno recessQ: hmm eighties and come as you are..not even close BornAnnoying: how do you respond to something like that? Qno recessQ: im "wrong" triciatoyota: Qno recessQ: respond to what BornAnnoying: that shit up above triciatoyota: no! nobody here is wrong, oh. forget it. Qno recessQ: silence The Cheez: i'm all wrong BornAnnoying: augh!!! Qno recessQ: ive been wronged triciatoyota: no, i think that's what makes the silly boy do it to begin w/ triciatoyota: who hasn't? cry in your own beer. Qno recessQ: juliana...sigh SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has entered the room triciatoyota: j/k. sorry. cranky. THE LETTER B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Qno recessQ: fine..lets be snotty triciatoyota: & a howdy-do to you, too, b. THE LETTER B: every time i try to come in here i go to drum and bugle corps! Qno recessQ: dork triciatoyota: no! hey, you were snotty before. just some pent-up aggression. no offense intended. friends? The Cheez: has anyone ever actually been in that room? Qno recessQ: ehhh, ok THE LETTER B: me THE LETTER B: on accident BornAnnoying: young BornAnnoying: loud BornAnnoying: and snotty triciatoyota: yeah, there's some metal kid who hangs there late-nite. THE LETTER B: all the friggin time Qno recessQ: what do they talk about in drum and bugle THE LETTER B: drums..... THE LETTER B: and bugles The Cheez: they don't talk.. there is no one Qno recessQ: so, what kinda bugle rig you got? triciatoyota: brb Qno recessQ: oh i got a yamaha with a boss distortion unit Qno recessQ: it cranks pretty good BornAnnoying: how many watts you got, dude? Qno recessQ: 200 THE LETTER B: ive got a gibson with a marshall half stack BornAnnoying: hmm.. THE LETTER B: (i wish) Qno recessQ: mesa boogie preamp BornAnnoying: can you drive a 4x12 marshall cab with that? Qno recessQ: mxr phase shifter THE LETTER B: easily Qno recessQ: yeah..flat out Qno recessQ: i run 4 THE LETTER B: l,l l,l THE LETTER B: u THE LETTER B: O THE LETTER B: ____ THE LETTER B: U The Cheez: 'the hell is that? THE LETTER B: well the first part is a face SYSTEM Greeter: "Soulsick" has entered the room Qno recessQ: 2nd is your dick actual size? THE LETTER B: as for the rest i dont have a clue THE LETTER B: ha ha ha Qno recessQ: hee hee THE LETTER B: cheesy dick size joke Qno recessQ: yeah, pales next to whitman, the master, tho The Cheez: what's 12 inches long and white? The Cheez: nothing BornAnnoying: hehe BornAnnoying: whitman was brilliant Soulsick: Ron jeremy THE LETTER B: who is ron jeremy? BornAnnoying: abe lincoln was famous for telling arab jokes Soulsick: porn star Qno recessQ: i was reading this porno book..and this guy and chick are in the ocean swimming, and he has a 15 inch dick, get a hard on, right? Soulsick: ? THE LETTER B: huh? Soulsick: ?huh BornAnnoying: wha? Qno recessQ: and then, a wave knocks him silly,and he ACCIDENTALLY nails her Soulsick: ?ahw The Cheez: well, there was a lot of room for error Qno recessQ: accidentally..hehe BornAnnoying: oh, yeah.. hate it when that happens THE LETTER B: this sucks THE LETTER B: im goin to bed THE LETTER B: good night Qno recessQ: yeh it is a pesky thing Soulsick: laterz THE LETTER B: farewell Qno recessQ: bye Soulsick: anybody like VOD THE LETTER B: until we meet again BornAnnoying: no, I like Void though THE LETTER B: buh bye now THE LETTER B: buh bye THE LETTER B: take care Qno recessQ: was that a inappropriate story to tell Soulsick: everyone types that now triciatoyota: nite, b. THE LETTER B: nighty night THE LETTER B: sleep tight The Cheez: go Qno recessQ: it just occurred to me BornAnnoying: take it easy THE LETTER B: heh heh THE LETTER B: sianora Qno recessQ: bye bye THE LETTER B: hasta la vista Soulsick: dont let the aliens bite The Cheez: take it easy, don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.. THE LETTER B: buenos noches triciatoyota: good nachos? Qno recessQ: ok glen Soulsick: nacho bellgrande THE LETTER B: um................damn Soulsick: no meat,extra cheese THE LETTER B: im out triciatoyota: THE LETTER B: BYE SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has left the room Qno recessQ: does everyone hate me now? Soulsick: positive buddy The Cheez: i love you The Cheez: la la love you Soulsick: love+evol Qno recessQ: positive? SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has entered the room THE LETTER B: see ya later SYSTEM Greeter: "THE LETTER B" has left the room Soulsick: ok,.. Soulsick: cant be late Qno recessQ: hey trish Soulsick: got a date triciatoyota: yes, darlin'? Qno recessQ: whats up The Cheez: sky is up triciatoyota: nada nacho, baby. Soulsick: anyone seen tab The Cheez: no nachos?? BornAnnoying: and I'm out...later