BornAnnoying: and a pistol under the seat Qno recessQ: then there was this hillbilly beatin his wife at the trailer park, and BornAnnoying: a guy drenched in blood stumbling out into traffic Qno recessQ: also this black guy with no shirt in a stolen monte carlo...and Qno recessQ: yeah..thats a good episode BornAnnoying: that's one of the better episodes Qno recessQ: guy drenched in blood? was that cops manson family? SYSTEM Greeter: "DISAPIONTED" has left the room BornAnnoying: no, just standard cops SYSTEM Greeter: "KiIIMeNow" has left the room Qno recessQ: ah ok BornAnnoying: the guy who got into a barfight or something Qno recessQ: people are bailing BornAnnoying: he was wearing a wifebeater, stained red SYSTEM Greeter: "CATALINA 65" has left the room BornAnnoying: woah. dropping like flies Qno recessQ: oh yeah and a billy ray cyrus 'do BornAnnoying: and hadn't shaved for a week Qno recessQ: right.. BornAnnoying: I bought a meat puppets record tonight Qno recessQ: thats your look right chris Qno recessQ: i dont think seraphim is coming back BornAnnoying: it's the look I call my own Qno recessQ: what record BornAnnoying: I think she is. give her time. SYSTEM Greeter: "LindrosisGod" has entered the room BornAnnoying: the record is... II LindrosisGod: {s blow} Qno recessQ: oh..the one with all the nirvana covers SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room BornAnnoying: that one. SYSTEM Greeter: "LindrosisGod" has left the room Qno recessQ: yeh cool BornAnnoying: it's desert rock Qno recessQ: ever heard of gram parsons BornAnnoying: yeah BornAnnoying: don't have his stuff Qno recessQ: really..cool BornAnnoying: he wasn't in moody blues? Qno recessQ: hes like country rock Qno recessQ: uh no SYSTEM Greeter: "LoCoBud" has entered the room ZZIRlAH: where did everyone go? Qno recessQ: the byrds.for like a year BornAnnoying: well it's part country, but.. it rocks still SYSTEM Greeter: "LoCoBud" has left the room Qno recessQ: i dunno z BornAnnoying: ah the byrds.. roger mcguinn Qno recessQ: yeah anyway they burned his body in the desert BornAnnoying: hey zz... what the hell are you trying to hide, huh?? Qno recessQ: after stealing it from the airport ZZIRlAH: what? Born? BornAnnoying: that's interesting BornAnnoying: why aren't you listed? ZZIRlAH: i know ZZIRlAH: =) Qno recessQ: youre listed to me z BornAnnoying: just like the drummer from iron butterfly BornAnnoying: he disappeared without a trace. it's pretty interesting Qno recessQ: what about him..not listed? ZZIRlAH: i know Recess thats cause u havent renetered the room yet Qno recessQ: OHHHH SYSTEM Greeter: "KiIIMeNow" has entered the room ZZIRlAH: if u leave and reenter u wont see me Qno recessQ: kinda like the other guy from wham BornAnnoying: no, I saw that guy cooking my fries today Qno recessQ: so anyway..what happened to the iron butterfly guy BornAnnoying: that's the big mystery BornAnnoying: he disappeared a couple of years ago.. Qno recessQ: where was the last they saw him BornAnnoying: he had become a big software programmer.. Qno recessQ: oh BornAnnoying: the last they heard from him was a cell phone call.. BornAnnoying: and dig this.. Qno recessQ: yeh man BornAnnoying: his last statement I believe was something about OJ being framed.. BornAnnoying: it was weird Qno recessQ: get outta here BornAnnoying: I mean, they figure.. BornAnnoying: he was trying to send a message. Qno recessQ: how sis HE know Qno recessQ: did BornAnnoying: that perhaps he was being kidnapped... BornAnnoying: and he slipped that in as code for.. "hey, something's not right" Qno recessQ: hmm by who BornAnnoying: oh, and he claimed to be about to kill himself on the cell phone call BornAnnoying: a major detail I neglected Qno recessQ: thats really weird. Qno recessQ: well maybe hes dead BornAnnoying: it's trippy. it's fascinating though. Qno recessQ: where did you hear about it BornAnnoying: his wife said he might have staged the whole thing and disappeared to somewhere BornAnnoying: his wife was on a radio show Qno recessQ: like morrison BornAnnoying: but there was obviously something not right about the whole thing Qno recessQ: well, there was this guy from fleetwood mac, who all of a sudden left the band right before a show to go get a paper Qno recessQ: and he never came back... Qno recessQ: and it turns out he was brainwashed by some religious cult on the way to the store..and that was it BornAnnoying: seriously though, I'm not joking about the story about the drummer.. it's a real story Qno recessQ: oh i believe you SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room Qno recessQ: that is weird BornAnnoying: his family put up an 800 # and appeared on all these radio shows Qno recessQ: but im not joking either BornAnnoying: really?? Qno recessQ: about the fleetwood mac guy SYSTEM Greeter: "ReinbowBrite" has entered the room BornAnnoying: hmm... fleetwood mac Qno recessQ: that happened Qno recessQ: his name was umm BornAnnoying: if I were in a band with Stevie Nicks, I'd be apt to join a cult also Qno recessQ: spencer Qno recessQ: no , this was before stevie..they were still like a blues band Qno recessQ: w/ peter green BornAnnoying: I see.. SYSTEM Greeter: "ReinbowBrite" has left the room BornAnnoying: rockers are unstable dudes Qno recessQ: its just weird how he did that Qno recessQ: yeah they are Qno recessQ: so did they ever find the iron guy BornAnnoying: cat stevens converted to islam and became like a monk BornAnnoying: no, he's still missing Qno recessQ: cat stevens.. BornAnnoying: I heard the radio show just about a month ago Qno recessQ: used to have a cat stevens yo yo believe it or not BornAnnoying: still got it? BornAnnoying: it's probably worth a bunch Qno recessQ: somewhere Qno recessQ: what a stupid thing BornAnnoying: just like those losers with kiss cereal boxes and trading cards worth thousands Qno recessQ: yeah..id rather have my dignity BornAnnoying: obscure rocknroll novelty items Qno recessQ: yeh BornAnnoying: that's cool. just sell it to one of the collectors maybe (?) Qno recessQ: yh if i can find it..its probly buried BornAnnoying: "woah... a cat stevens yo yo!! I HAVE to have that!!" Qno recessQ: lol Qno recessQ: here..90 bucks BornAnnoying: "cool! now I AM fulfilled!" Qno recessQ: original string! BornAnnoying: but it's outta the box so, y'know, might not be worth as much Qno recessQ: walk the cat BornAnnoying: cat's cradle Qno recessQ: i hate that song BornAnnoying: I like it actually Qno recessQ: did you ever hear the ugly kid joe remake? SYSTEM Greeter: "LoCoBud" has entered the room BornAnnoying: yeah. i thought it was a pretty cool song Qno recessQ: i guess.. BornAnnoying: that was a hit when i was in 7th grade BornAnnoying: ugly kid joe SYSTEM Greeter: "LoCoBud" has left the room Qno recessQ: well the original was probly a hit when i was in 4th BornAnnoying: who did the original? Qno recessQ: harry chapin BornAnnoying: awesome Qno recessQ: this is sad, discussing harry chapin in the punk rm, HAS to be a first BornAnnoying: I dunno, I always sorta dug that one.. BornAnnoying: a cool aching melody Qno recessQ: yeh its a good song, kinda over played BornAnnoying: well, we don't get many 26 year olds in here who know these guys Qno recessQ: yeah aching, like "now my heart is full" Qno recessQ: yeah well im a geezer at your service BornAnnoying: we need one to provide historical perspective Qno recessQ: yeah, call me shelby foote BornAnnoying: exactly! Qno recessQ: sigh.. BornAnnoying: so I guess sera got brainwashed by a cult.. Qno recessQ: most likely BornAnnoying: cuz she's nowhere to be found Qno recessQ: i think she resents me Qno recessQ: did you im her BornAnnoying: I thought she liked you Qno recessQ: so did i BornAnnoying: I will..hold up BornAnnoying: says she's unavailable Qno recessQ: hmm Qno recessQ: she bagged our action Qno recessQ: oh well BornAnnoying: why do you think she resents you? Qno recessQ: well i came in here earlier and she didnt say hi Qno recessQ: she just like did onw of these BornAnnoying: i think you're reading too much into it Qno recessQ: oh probly BornAnnoying: hey, hendrix has one other good song.. I don't wanna start another argument, but.. BornAnnoying: "fire" Qno recessQ: i dont git along with them wimmin folk Qno recessQ: yeh! fire is great BornAnnoying: yeah, they don't gimme the time o day BornAnnoying: ah well Qno recessQ: no? Qno recessQ: im shocked BornAnnoying: I'm sure you are Qno recessQ: well, you seem smart and amusing to me BornAnnoying: I guess that's now what they care about Qno recessQ: much like myself..hehehe BornAnnoying: they want a guy who drags em 'round by the hair or something like that Qno recessQ: yeh the cave man type Qno recessQ: fuck that BornAnnoying: yeah... I got my sonic reducer! I ain't no loser! Qno recessQ: im not your goddamn boss, chiky poo Qno recessQ: dead boys BornAnnoying: yeah.. now off to the kitchen with you KiIIMeNow: wait i'm a woooman KiIIMeNow: and i don't want a caveman BornAnnoying: well you're cool in that way SYSTEM Greeter: "SandoZ" has entered the room KiIIMeNow: i want EQUALITY Qno recessQ: they all want some domineering loudmouth SYSTEM Greeter: "Crack Smoker" has entered the room Crack Smoker: hi kids SandoZ: haha i beat ya SandoZ: ha Crack Smoker: that's cos my comp was fucking up Qno recessQ: hi sandoz BornAnnoying: some guy who carries a club SandoZ: :p Qno recessQ: pecan sandoz BornAnnoying: and uses it! SandoZ: hi recess SandoZ: mike SandoZ: pecan? thanx mike BornAnnoying: sandoz.. they make fine pharmaceutical products SYSTEM Greeter: "metalfinger" has entered the room SandoZ: ah thanx heh SandoZ: yes, we do.... SandoZ: hehe Qno recessQ: remember those cookies? pecan sandies? i hated em Crack Smoker: they taste like shite BornAnnoying: I like those.. Qno recessQ: no shit SandoZ: hm dont recall them louis Crack Smoker: i'd sooner consume my own gray and yellow discharge BornAnnoying: they're awesome Qno recessQ: gimme a freakin choco chip! SandoZ: ahhh cheez SandoZ: shut up about that shit Qno recessQ: you like pecan sandies, born? sure.. BornAnnoying: peanut butter chips are digable Crack Smoker: cookies & crack ice cream SandoZ: ah ok...... SandoZ: hmmmmm SandoZ: lalala SandoZ: ah its 1200!!!!!!! Crack Smoker: my mom makes the best fucking cookies SandoZ: woohoo!!! SandoZ: 1200!!! SandoZ: hehe SandoZ: an hour.... Crack Smoker: 12:OO Qno recessQ: so,,kill , are you attached Crack Smoker: big deal SandoZ: just one more hour.... Crack Smoker: till what? SandoZ: til Sappi comes!!:-) BornAnnoying: don't go there mike SandoZ: i miss him.... BornAnnoying: danger, danger Qno recessQ: did you ever have the peanut butter chips in the chocolate cookie? BornAnnoying: MASSIVE PRICE WARS... NOW! SandoZ: danger eh? Qno recessQ: danger? why BornAnnoying: yeah, I did BornAnnoying: those are awesome! SYSTEM Greeter: "ELI100" has entered the room Qno recessQ: my mom made me those, bless her heart! ELI100: What up SandoZ: mmmmmmmm cool mike SandoZ: hi eli Crack Smoker: so uh, bornannoying, do you like the beatles or what? Crack Smoker: in regards to your m.i. BornAnnoying: um... they're tolerable ELI100: i do SandoZ: beatles heh SYSTEM Greeter: "metalfinger" has left the room Crack Smoker: bealtes lyrics SandoZ: what the hell is mi? Qno recessQ: do you have the goods on kill me now, born? or what BornAnnoying: if charles manson is into them... well heck, so am I ! Crack Smoker: member info SandoZ: ah ok BornAnnoying: ah, I'm just joking ELI100: lucy in the shy with....- Qno recessQ: 1234567 all good children go to heaven BornAnnoying: lsd Crack Smoker: every member of the beatles smoked crack Crack Smoker: some still do SYSTEM Greeter: "LoCoBud" has entered the room BornAnnoying: yeah well what about george martin? Crack Smoker: i LOVE 'abbey road'........it kicks ass ELI100: crack is a good thing Qno recessQ: yeah george does..out there at tittenhurst puffin away LoCoBud: Fuck. BornAnnoying: look at all the little piggies, teling piggie lies BornAnnoying: it's my birthday too, yeah. ELI100: F/M? everyone Qno recessQ: m cartney smokes something..not sure what, but it makes him amazingly LAME LoCoBud: happY birthdaY SandoZ: explain what, mike? Crack Smoker: i'm back in the u.s.s.r. BornAnnoying: ever since linda he went to shit Crack Smoker: like bob doles' arm, lou? Qno recessQ: oh..its one of those things kitty, dont kwestion it SandoZ: ah ok mike Qno recessQ: yeh zactly BornAnnoying: crack = kitty? SYSTEM Greeter: "LoCoBud" has left the room SandoZ: eh? what? Crack Smoker: sandoz is kitty SandoZ: noooo SandoZ: im kitty! BornAnnoying: oh, ok Qno recessQ: yeah it was linda, that large american that did in his creativity SandoZ: thats right{s mewo} SandoZ: {s meow} Crack Smoker: crack is......crack has had several nicknames BornAnnoying: with her rancid vegitarian cuisine Qno recessQ: now available at safeway SandoZ: hmmmm Crack Smoker: george wrote the best beatles songs Qno recessQ: he wrote like 5 beatles songs Crack Smoker: yeah, and they were the best Crack Smoker: while my guitar gently weeps BornAnnoying: like piggies Qno recessQ: well, he is my favorite beatle Crack Smoker: piggies as well Qno recessQ: savoy truffle SYSTEM Greeter: "ELI100" has left the room BornAnnoying: creeeeeeam tangerine Qno recessQ: monte le monge Crack Smoker: 'while my guitar gently weeps' is jesus speaking to the world SandoZ: hmmmm BornAnnoying: happiness is a warm gun: john lennon forecasting his own death Crack Smoker: i was listening to that song with my mom, and she goes "it sounds like he just said 'pineapple whore'" SandoZ: Jesus Dont Want Me For A Sunbeam...ah yah.. BornAnnoying: he probably was Qno recessQ: everybodys got something to hide cept me and my monkey: his own marriage Crack Smoker: little did john lennon know that that warm gun was not happiness at all BornAnnoying: backmasking Qno recessQ: pinapple core SYSTEM Greeter: "KiIIMeNow" has left the room BornAnnoying: turn me on, dead man. Crack Smoker: i know what it says you fuck SandoZ: um SandoZ: kfksf SandoZ: kfjakjfak SandoZ: skjfa Qno recessQ: well fuck you dicksmak SandoZ: heh Crack Smoker: STOP THAT ::hits kate:: Qno recessQ: i buried paul SandoZ: :::hits preston back: BornAnnoying: paul is dead miss him Qno recessQ: hey crack look out...window! SandoZ: fine im leaving ot personal connections bye!! Crack Smoker: ::pushes kate down stairs:: BornAnnoying: hey, that's a cool mi..hmm Qno recessQ: poor paul, and his baggy face SandoZ: :gets up and grabs preston and puts him in a chokehold:: SandoZ: bye!!!!1 going to personal connections.. Qno recessQ: personal loser connections Crack Smoker: bye bye kitten Qno recessQ: bye kitty Crack Smoker: i'll miss you Qno recessQ: hehe not that YOUR a loser hehehe SandoZ: oh? SandoZ: ahem.... BornAnnoying: i think he just called you a loser Qno recessQ: not at all SandoZ: im a loser baby so whydont you kill me! SandoZ: kill me!! SandoZ: huh? SandoZ: kill me!@ SandoZ: if im a loser!!!! Qno recessQ: soy un perdedor Crack Smoker: i'm a softie baby so why don't you squeeze me? Crack Smoker: <-----listenin' to beck SYSTEM Greeter: "SandoZ" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "grtflded12" has entered the room Qno recessQ: put the chicken in the bucket wit da soda pop can Crack Smoker: beck is the only musician worth listening to BornAnnoying: not really Qno recessQ: he's great Crack Smoker: he's the best Qno recessQ: cathy irealnd digs him Crack Smoker: check out the list of chatters...... i'm right in the middle...... pretty bad for a "C" BornAnnoying: don't see him again til the fourth of july BornAnnoying: I think beck is gonna be the next casualty in the rap murders Qno recessQ: i knew a women came from deluth Crack Smoker: beck was born on the 8th of july BornAnnoying: you heard it here first... Qno recessQ: bite your tongue!!! Crack Smoker: why? he's not a rapper.. Crack Smoker: lol he's not a rapper BornAnnoying: well, his gang affiliations Crack Smoker: lol he's not in a gang Qno recessQ: god id go insane if he got shot BornAnnoying: yeah he is a rapper. he sure as hell don't sing. Qno recessQ: he sings just not on his new cd Qno recessQ: he's a good singer BornAnnoying: well in his folk songs probably Crack Smoker: and in his slow jam.... Qno recessQ: puttin it down..pretty great BornAnnoying: henry rollins is a good singer Crack Smoker: {s /aol25/download/slowjam} SYSTEM Greeter: "grtflded12" has left the room Crack Smoker: "I Wanna Git With You (And Your Sister Deborah)" Qno recessQ: jigsaw jazz and the get fresh flow BornAnnoying: I hate music. it's got too many notes. Qno recessQ: yeh Qno recessQ: im reading jacos biography now BornAnnoying: who? Qno recessQ: he was insane Qno recessQ: jaco pastorius Qno recessQ: jazz bassist BornAnnoying: oh. col BornAnnoying: er. cool BornAnnoying: was he manic depressive? Qno recessQ: he just snorted lots of coke Crack Smoker: coke and crack Qno recessQ: yeh i belive so Crack Smoker: you better step back Qno recessQ: what is tha sister deborah song off of crack Crack Smoker: i think it's unreleased......i downloaded part of it from the web.... Qno recessQ: from trucks page? BornAnnoying: who am it by? Crack Smoker: yes Qno recessQ: who am what by BornAnnoying: that song Qno recessQ: becky poo Crack Smoker: Beck Hansen BornAnnoying: hmm Crack Smoker: when i rock it's like a high 5........... Qno recessQ: have you heard bogusflow BornAnnoying: shave your face with some mace in the dark Crack Smoker: yup Qno recessQ: burnin down the trailer park..yo cut it Crack Smoker: d.g.c. rarities volume 1.......isn't that the ONLY volume? Qno recessQ: yep BornAnnoying: all I want for christmas is a roland drum machine Qno recessQ: next one is all nirvana..ka ching Crack Smoker: drive-by body pierce......yo bring it on down BornAnnoying: I gotta go ok guys BornAnnoying: don't kill anybody tomorrow or get into trouble Qno recessQ: all my days i had moldy bread robot brains and the flyin airplanes Crack Smoker: ray, put that machine in the random mode BornAnnoying: value your freedom and don't challenge the almighty's authority Qno recessQ: power to the people BornAnnoying: if you find yourself in a shotgun shack. later Crack Smoker: turn that shit off, man! Crack Smoker: what's wrong with you man?