pretty jive: fine fine nesmuka: gotta fever er somethin'? clangor: he wasn't old in 1970 samxxx: i got chills their multiplyin N0 recess: ill turn you into a toooadstooool pretty jive: no no playn a game nesmuka: neither was i... nesmuka: sammy.... nesmuka: baby.... clangor: i didn't get fucked and i didn't get kissed. i got so fuckin pissed samxxx: si sweety pretty jive: you have a destination like JFKs assination...then you start at what you hard fer breakfast...then conect stuff pretty jive: till you git JFKs assination samxxx: yeah nesmuka: ngow. sigh. samxxx: AS IF nesmuka: baby. nesmuka: 'lo? nesmuka: baby? samxxx: SI nesmuka: si? nesmuka: factor? samxxx: yes N0 recess: ok im lisnin to that song now chris pretty jive: ::sitts back down:: clangor: nice guitar sound there samxxx: sspanish nesmuka: hmmmm... pretty jive: i need to cut my hair nesmuka: goin' slow tonight... N0 recess: great bass line clangor: frantic drumming samxxx: slow ride take it easy nesmuka: duh. cee. sorry. nesmuka: my fuck up. N0 recess: im kinda mad i lost the cd case for this nesmuka: baby. samxxx: ok nesmuka: ;> samxxx: punkin nesmuka: lol! clangor: pablo picasso was never called as asshole N0 recess: as life roars by you in a blur.. clangor: an nesmuka: punkin's one o' my all time pet names! pretty jive: um samxxx: yeah i know clangor: i don't type N0 recess: only song i dont like on here samxxx: REALLY nesmuka: meow. clangor: aw c'mon, it's a modern lovers song N0 recess: reeeeer! nesmuka: i mean, ngow. nesmuka: baby clangor: jonathan richman pretty jive: <---ive beAn a munchkin since i was lil... N0 recess: id rather hear jon sing it samxxx: MEMRY ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT nesmuka: yer still a munchkin. nesmuka: baby. pretty jive: clangor: roadrunner roadrunner N0 recess: hes great clangor: yep pretty jive: beep beep N0 recess: hes on conan alot nesmuka: ba ba mee-meep samxxx: so pretty jive: ::tongue thingy...then runs away:: nesmuka: baby. clangor: wow, I didn't know that nesmuka: brb nesmuka: music search. N0 recess: yep seen him 3 or 4 times clangor: i'll see to it that gets seen samxxx: i can smile at the old days samxxx: I WAS BEAUTIFUL THEN SYSTEM Greeter: "xMyStErIoUsX" has entered the room N0 recess: can i just live in the song repo man? N0 recess: please god? clangor: inside one of iggy's tossed off songs N0 recess: yep N0 recess: only way to live samxxx: gotaa go say by to nesmuka for me loves pretty jive: tay samxxx: tanks SYSTEM Greeter: "xMyStErIoUsX" has left the room nesmuka: nite sammy. SYSTEM Greeter: "samxxx" has left the room N0 recess: were gon a a tv party tonite! N0 recess: have clangor: alright?! nesmuka: i'm gonna have to leave again soon... just programmed 3 songs. N0 recess: i wanna live in this one too nesmuka: anyone like tommy roe? clangor: I live in Room 13 N0 recess: damaged nesmuka: 13th floor elevators. nesmuka: yowza. clangor: keep me alive! nesmuka: 13 songs? nesmuka: we are 13-d-ate? pretty jive: 1 2 3 repeater nesmuka: baby. pretty jive: i fink i go now...i got pooFFy eyes nesmuka: nite nesmuka: baby clangor: blood on the pedals. blood on the grips pretty jive: nie nie anda pretty jive: nite MOLLY! nesmuka: sweet dreams, laura clangor: nite lawra nesmuka: i'll talk to TV nesmuka: see what i can do nesmuka: if anything, pretty jive: if ya wanna write me anda pqdz96c piXy stiXy: Nite larua! nesmuka: baby. N0 recess: wait a minit..my tv set doesnt work,man clangor: it's broken!! piXy stiXy: {{{{{{{laura}}}}}} piXy stiXy: ;> pretty jive: kk thEnks anda pretty jive: {{{{{{{{{molly}}}}}}} N0 recess: what we gonna do tonite this isnt fair SYSTEM Greeter: "pretty jive" has left the room clangor: we're hurting! nesmuka: we're gonna drink, dinky! nesmuka: baby! clangor: glug glug N0 recess: chug a lug nesmuka: cheers! clangor: catchy songs just sound annoying after a while nesmuka: dizzy? nesmuka: the song. N0 recess: hey mike weve been noticing youve been having some problems lately clangor: dizzy gillespie nesmuka: shit. brb. smokes.... clangor: when I went to YOUR SCHOOLS?! clangor: I went to your YOUR CHURCHES?! clangor: I went to YOUR INSTITUTIONAL LEARNING FACILITIES?!! N0 recess: im ok im just thinkin..why dont you get me a pepsi?? N0 recess: YOUR ON DRUGS! nesmuka: shit. tried to be quik enough to get in on that... clangor: no mom, I'm not on drugs! nesmuka: too slow. nesmuka: baby. N0 recess: i just need to work things out clangor: how do you know what MY BEST INTEREST IS?!!?! nesmuka: meow, baby. N0 recess: WE decided???!?! nesmuka: i mean, ngow... nesmuka: baby. clangor: we think you're gonna hurt someone, we think you're gonna hurt yourself! nesmuka: ok... so we know the song... nesmuka: brb. nesmuka: baby clangor: intimately N0 recess: doesnt matter..probly get hit by a car anyway nesmuka: ngow. N0 recess: thisis such a kick ass cd nesmuka: aww... i'm in oldies mode... clangor: it's ok to me nesmuka: i guess it suits me... nesmuka: baby N0 recess: baby baby baby nesmuka: sweetie! nesmuka: baby! clangor: anti-aircraft warning N0 recess: down by the river i shot my baby nesmuka: ngow. N0 recess: shot her dead nesmuka: down by the river charles/ nesmuka: ? N0 recess: neils got the right idea..j/k nesmuka: heh, heh... nesmuka: blam-slump? N0 recess: ok, chris whats a clangor?? clangor: macabre nesmuka: ooooohhh.... spoooooky..... nesmuka: bayyyybeeee.... N0 recess: macabre clangor: you ever dropped a crash cymbal on a cement floor? N0 recess: loud i imagine nesmuka: ew. clangor: exactly nesmuka: unneccesary. clangor: quite neccessary! N0 recess: you play the skins nesmuka: unnecessary? clangor: no, got a friend who does nesmuka: sp. check... nesmuka: baby. clangor: let his bass drum at my house that bastard N0 recess: i played with some friends tonite clangor: left nesmuka: keep it. clangor: I should pawn it nesmuka: yeah. nesmuka: duh. clangor: but then, our band would have no bass drum nesmuka: baby nesmuka: oh. N0 recess: yeh strap it on your chest and march round the house nesmuka: sorry. nesmuka: baby. clangor: lol N0 recess: round 3 a m nesmuka: heh heh... clangor: with 2 of those sticks clangor: with marshmellows on the ends nesmuka: & a kazoo. N0 recess: yeh..looky me! im in a parade!! N0 recess: BOOM BOOM BOOM nesmuka: kpow! nesmuka: baby! nesmuka: i mean, ngow. nesmuka: so's just you & me again, baby? N0 recess: ::looks round:: N0 recess: i gotta p clangor: you fall to your iron knees nesmuka: shee-it. jus me now. nesmuka: oops. never mind. nesmuka: ok. gotta quote something i know, which ain't much, so this is a challenge. nesmuka: ...? N0 recess: im back clangor: TRY nesmuka: baby? nesmuka: try wha. N0 recess: boy i gots to do sumthin bout these sideburns clangor: quote from yer vast reserves nesmuka: hey. i never claimed to know nuthin'! N0 recess: they all shaggy nesmuka: me quote? nesmuka: get rid or 'em, baby. clangor: ok, ok, fair nuff nesmuka: of. nesmuka: no, i don't want to. N0 recess: i got stupid sideburns..but i likes em SYSTEM Greeter: "XCancerX" has left the room nesmuka: i just wanna know that we have at least ONE thing in common! clangor: damn grungy bastard N0 recess: no shit nesmuka: find a single quote i can get. nesmuka: harder than it sounds nesmuka: baby. N0 recess: baby..ohhh baby clangor: woah woah N0 recess: woah nelly nesmuka: ok. i'm thinkin' the chromosomes. i'm wrong, tho... clangor: nelly nelly clangor: we gotta go nesmuka: dizzy? nesmuka: where? nesmuka: baby? nesmuka: ;> N0 recess: youre drunk clangor: you know the pain clangor: that's in my heart? nesmuka: shit. nevermind. nesmuka: i can't do this... flagburner6: bye everyone nesmuka: far too pathetic a display. clangor: no pressure N0 recess: just goes to prove nesmuka: night flag. SYSTEM Greeter: "flagburner6" has left the room nesmuka: prove what?! clangor: seeya flag, make sure your sweater doesn't catch nesmuka: baby?! SYSTEM Greeter: "Flip board" has entered the room Flip board: HEY nesmuka: yo. clangor: sex bomb baby.... yeah!! nesmuka: cherry bomb, baby. clangor: whaaaaaauuuuuugh!!! N0 recess: you are a fuckin ADULT nesmuka: heh heh.... Flip board: ANYBODY IN HERE WANT TO GO IN THE HIP HOP ROOM AND HELP ME CUSS OUT THE RAPPERS? nesmuka: whaz that supposed to mean?! nesmuka: baby?! N0 recess: what clangor: she's a sex bomb, my baby yeah nesmuka: nope, flip. Flip board: YOU CAN JUST WATCH IF YOU WANT nesmuka: i'm gettin cussed out enough here. nesmuka: baby. N0 recess: no no i werent cussin you out clangor: i weren't either nesmuka: guh. N0 recess: we werent nesmuka: baby. nesmuka: s nesmuka: ;> nesmuka: sex bomb, yeah, by the way! nesmuka: ;> clangor: clangor: er. whistle nesmuka: oh! nonono! not what i meant! nesmuka: baby! SYSTEM Greeter: "Flip board" has left the room clangor: yes it is!! N0 recess: we should be out partying somewhere, instead here we sit clangor: it's what I meant! N0 recess: like lame asses nesmuka: eh. it's like 3 clangor: yeah, that's cuz we got problems nesmuka: clang.... nesmuka: behave. nesmuka: baby. clangor: we wish we were like those people, but we were born with problems N0 recess: yeh we do, big problems nesmuka: we're just bored. clangor: hehe nesmuka: let's not get into probs. k? N0 recess: ok nesmuka: we're happy now. nesmuka: 'ts a good thing. clangor: life. it's the only thing worth living for N0 recess: lol nesmuka: heh heh... N0 recess: get in the car boy clangor: stay away from the window nesmuka: recess has heard this before... but, you ever kill a 6 pack? just to watch it die? baby? N0 recess: put on yo seatbelt clangor: hmm.. sounds familiar nesmuka: i ain't gettin' in no vehicle w/ you nesmuka: baby. clangor: behavior self N0 recess: shot a man in reno just to watch him die clangor: is this neil again? nesmuka: baby. N0 recess: johnny cash nesmuka: BABY! clangor: oh ... clangor: dat country guy clangor: man in black N0 recess: ive been shot DOWN in reno hehe heh nesmuka: he's so bad, though. nesmuka: i mean. really. N0 recess: hes a bad ass clangor: i'd like to steal his guitar nesmuka: ok. recess, you can help me... N0 recess: why> nesmuka: no shit! who wouldn't! clangor: it looks attractive N0 recess: i drove by his house in nashville nesmuka: wait a sec... tryin' to think... N0 recess: went to his museum too N0 recess: house o cash clangor: hey, I think he did a song for the dukes of hazzard soundtrack N0 recess: really? weird clangor: i got it on tape from when i was a kid N0 recess: might have been merle haggard nesmuka: not johnny cash... the guy... plays piano.... married his cousin... can't believe i don't remember his name.... gonna kick myself when you tell me... clangor: I thought.. "that was johnny cash. woah!" N0 recess: did nes pass out clangor: jerry lee lewis nesmuka: dinky N0 recess: yeh nesmuka: phew! nesmuka: thanks. clangor: sure N0 recess: married his 13 y o cousin nesmuka: he's more punk than most of the assholes out there now. N0 recess: thats a bad ass nesmuka: punk fuckin' rock. clangor: yeah, I wish i could be a hick and proud clangor: that takes courage nesmuka: go for it! nesmuka: baby! nesmuka: i am! clangor: awesome! clangor: marry your cousin, just don't spawn! nesmuka: move to new hampshire for a spell. nesmuka: you'll learn real kwik. clangor: perhaps. mississipi would be more fun nesmuka: i, luckily, ain't got no cousins. clangor: some shack along a river... clangor: skeeters buzzing nesmuka: well, if we're going for fun, let's go to new orleans. clangor: one light on the porch N0 recess: im a hick from the sticks clangor: a lantern actually nesmuka: w/ the bug zapper zappin'... clangor: that's premium entertainment nesmuka: hells yeah! nesmuka: baby! piXy stiXy: niTe niTe aLL! piXy stiXy: nesmuka: nite, pix clangor: bye bye pix SYSTEM Greeter: "piXy stiXy" has left the room N0 recess: every time you say baby i get lewd thoughts nesmuka: by the way, thanks again, you guys, for jerry lee lewis.... that had been bugging me for a while.... nesmuka: recess! clangor: it sounds lascivious N0 recess: see chris agrees nesmuka: control yerselves! clangor: neat neat neat nesmuka: ok. it's supposed to be read: "bay-beh" N0 recess: the damned clangor: behaviour self nesmuka: kinda elvis style, but i dont like elvis. clangor: yeah the damned nesmuka: damned... heh he. nesmuka: see them on the young ones? clangor: recently?! N0 recess: bay beh thats even more erotic clangor: the reformed nesmuka: i hate alexi sayle, or however it's spelled. nesmuka: ei, i think. nesmuka: nope, not recent. clangor: be a doll, be a baby doll nesmuka: recess.... clangor: the old days nesmuka: clangor! nesmuka: alla y'all! clangor: you can't afford the camera!! nesmuka: shit. nesmuka: you took my "baby" nesmuka: away from me... N0 recess: what are yall talkin bout clangor: I didn't clangor: why would I? clangor: woah, redd kross nesmuka: hold on... N0 recess: time to point your arrows at the sun nesmuka: heh heh heh... the dickies. i don't need ANYONE anymore! nesmuka: kewl. ;> clangor: wanna break my guitar nesmuka: baby! nesmuka: why? nesmuka: give it to me! clangor: cuz notes and chords mean nothing to me N0 recess: babababababababababayyyyy nesmuka: waaa. nesmuka: ;> N0 recess: notes n chord mean nothing to u clangor: me me N0 recess: why nesmuka: i never thought anyone could make nights in white satin a good song, & then i found the dickies... clangor: because nosie is more fun clangor: noise N0 recess: yeh tis nesmuka: i like the chucka chucka sound. N0 recess: original is ok clangor: I can't dig the dickies\ nesmuka: but, that us. involves chords.... clangor: too goofy nesmuka: WHAT?!! nesmuka: BABY?!!! clangor: yeah, intangibles nesmuka: oh no.... clangor: oh yes! nesmuka: i made some friends, & now they're leavin' me.... clangor: jesus, ready to keel over nesmuka: ever here "stuck in a pagoda"? clangor: with trisha toyota? clangor: hehe N0 recess: <--feels all left out nesmuka: yeah! you don't like it?! watchin' abe vigoda?! N0 recess: ::sniffl:: nesmuka: recess... don't cry.... nesmuka: baby... clangor: trisha toyota is cool. you dunno who she is clangor: she's an LA newswoman nesmuka: shut it, clang. i know that.... nesmuka: they had a crush on her. clangor: in new hampshire! nesmuka: baby. N0 recess: reeer feisty clangor: hell yeah nesmuka: meow!! nesmuka: baby! nesmuka: nah, just love the dickies. & good samoans (yep, still silly) clangor: but the samoans were angry clangor: !! nesmuka: yeah, but, silly mean., clangor: they saved hitlers cock nesmuka: i'll put your head in a milk bottle? clangor: hey, I don't remember them saying that! nesmuka: heh heh... i've got a splittin' hedachi... clangor: anyone seen the movie suburbia? nesmuka: on the .... shit... brb. nesmuka: they say it. nesmuka: & yeah, i seen it/ clangor: man, can you believe they fucking ripped and made a new movie with the title? clangor: with all the same shit about rebellious kids N0 recess: its bad? clangor: the first movie is a classic N0 recess: which clangor: suburbia clangor: anyway, I gotta clear on out and charge up guys clangor: it's sort of like repo man N0 recess: hmm nesmuka: welp, can't find it. trust me though. clangor: seeya nes baby and mike clangor: I find it in a minute N0 recess: bye chris nesmuka: oh! you leavin' us?! N0 recess: take it ezy clangor: yup nesmuka: see ya. clangor: later