SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: iZno recess: well,well SYSTEM Greeter: "bigs2" has entered the room BornAnnoying: how bout it? iZno recess: where its at vile200: i love proggie MajikalDust: awww.. how cuuuuute MajikalDust: vile n'proggie vile200: you, you... vile200: dust n' proggie MajikalDust: heh, nooooooooooo iZno recess: ok u incoherant mofos..LOOKOUT vile200: ummmmmmmm BornAnnoying: here come the judge iZno recess: im in the room, now, so kwit yer yappin vile200: motor function..... MajikalDust: stop eatin that fudge.. MajikalDust: cause here comes the judge MajikalDust: don't nobody budge.. vile200: fudge...where? MajikalDust: cause here comes the judge MajikalDust: lol iZno recess: fudgepacker BornAnnoying: you're no fun at all, recess! MajikalDust: oh god, I'm off my fuckin rocker tonight vile200: !!!!!!!!!!! vile200: dude...yer in a rocker? iZno recess: im not iZno recess: ..damn BornAnnoying: I'm an amerarocker MajikalDust: yeah... I'm 98 yrs old iZno recess: freedom rock! vile200: woah SYSTEM Greeter: "Mr Peas" has entered the room iZno recess: freedom rock slimeball talkin in code SYSTEM Greeter: "xXseraphimXx" has entered the room BornAnnoying: hey kids rocknroll.. rock on! xXseraphimXx: whoa. vile200: rock on....... SYSTEM Greeter: "bigs2" has left the room vile200: dust....... MajikalDust: vile iZno recess: rock me amadeus vile200: dust MajikalDust: vile xXseraphimXx: {s amadeus} vile200: majik MajikalDust: vile vile BornAnnoying: gonna rock this town vile200: dust xXseraphimXx: yeeaah boyeee.. iZno recess: all we are.. MajikalDust: two hundred xXseraphimXx: guess what i just watched... BornAnnoying: is kansas in the wind iZno recess: is dust in the wind, dude iZno recess: two nuns having sex? vile200: decaf? xXseraphimXx: um..no. BornAnnoying: a midget bludgeoning a guy? iZno recess: oh..damn xXseraphimXx: an inxs concert on vh1...i feel so old now. MajikalDust: yeah, decaf... vile200: yeah BornAnnoying: yeah, well... vile200: decaf dust BornAnnoying: I got to watch a shootout today BornAnnoying: so there.. iZno recess: three goats being painted grey by tv'z webster? vile200: streetfight anyone????? BornAnnoying: bet you wish you lived in LA MajikalDust: heh, where do you think you are vile? newark?? iZno recess: oh, really? i heard about that xXseraphimXx: that looked like a scene from "heat"... xXseraphimXx: that whole shootout thing... SYSTEM Greeter: "sorcerer3" has entered the room vile200: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BornAnnoying: yeah, it was pretty intense BornAnnoying: they had fucking automatic rifles those guys MajikalDust: lol... I thought so vile200: stop it, before i fall out the chair!!!!! iZno recess: inxs sucks vile200: actually, i'm only 5 minutes away!!!!!! iZno recess: you actually witnessed it, born sorcerer3: NOFX rocks MajikalDust: no wonder you have torches vile200: LOL! BornAnnoying: well.. yeah. sorcerer3: OpIvy rocks xXseraphimXx: shaddup...inxs is cool when they want to be.. their new stuff sucks though. MajikalDust: I'd have fuckin torches too if I lived near there sorcerer3: Suicide Machine rocks SYSTEM Greeter: "Xe s pX" has entered the room vile200: hell yeah! BornAnnoying: well actually I only watched it on the 6 o clock news sorcerer3: Does anyone like NOFX? iZno recess: theyve sucked for like 7 albums vile200: you should expereince it.... BornAnnoying: but it took place just about 10 miles from me, so I was ALMOSt there iZno recess: oh..like millions others MajikalDust: dude, yeah right... been there once... n'that was enough vile200: all the better to strip a car.....and set it a flame!!!! LOL! Xe s pX: hi tricia MajikalDust: wtf! you want me to go somewhere where you saw a fuckin car on fire! niiiice BornAnnoying: you said it vile!! MajikalDust: LOL! vile200: hell yes!!!!!!!!!!! vile200: you have to! SYSTEM Greeter: "Mr Peas" has left the room iZno recess: im loster than lost BornAnnoying: so am I.. I was just going along iZno recess: oh.. ok i feel better now BornAnnoying: we're just trying to obliterate linear thought.. iZno recess: just a payback vile200: dust buster.... iZno recess: blow it to smithereens MajikalDust: lol vile200: lol BornAnnoying: nuke it vile200: set it a flame. SYSTEM Greeter: "HOCKEYGIRL91" has entered the room vile200: what? BornAnnoying: mind fucking HOCKEYGIRL91: Hey iZno recess: torch it with a can of aqua net and a bic lighter vile200: hell yeah Xe s pX: lol MajikalDust: aqua net! big hair n'pink lipstick! iZno recess: you said it vile! SYSTEM Greeter: "HOCKEYGIRL91" has left the room BornAnnoying: aw jesus iZno recess: ok this be much too slow vile200: aqua net........thats it MajikalDust: oh c'mon.... BornAnnoying: it's like a makeshift flamethrower iZno recess: yes my son Xe s pX: hehe vile200: thats ok...it will work MajikalDust: you know you wanna slather on some hot pink lipstick n'a pair of baby blue spandex pants BornAnnoying: and blue eyeliner too iZno recess: very good, einstein, vile200: dude....how the hell did you knoe that!!!!! MajikalDust: lol! I knoe all! SYSTEM Greeter: "JelloBiafra1" has entered the room JelloBiafra1: HEY GUYS vile200: oh....don't forget the platforms!!!!!! MajikalDust: a lil blue eyeshadow... and some big plastic bracelets JelloBiafra1: whats goin on in here iZno recess: it rhymes with toe, its spelled like blow. got it? good BornAnnoying: and a coke spoon on your gold necklace MajikalDust: lol!!! vile200: oh my god....you bettter stop makin fun of my wardrobe.... iZno recess: and some lighter fluid and a twinky vile200: lol MajikalDust: k, I won't mention nothin bout yer unitard MajikalDust: OOPS sorry vile200: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JelloBiafra1: what are you talkin about MajikalDust: lol! vile200: what about yer leotard????? huh! MajikalDust: oooooooooh SYSTEM Greeter: "JelloBiafra1" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "studderbug" has entered the room BornAnnoying: we're talking about dressing like a 70's whore for some reason MajikalDust: shuddup bout my leotard! lol! vile200: LOL vile200: ok...i'll stop iZno recess: its a 70s whore kinda vibe studderbug: Metallica Rules MajikalDust: unitard vile200: MOTORHEAD!!!!!!! SYSTEM Greeter: "JelloBiafra1" has entered the room studderbug: METALLICA!!!!!!!!! BornAnnoying: it's the ace of spades! JelloBiafra1: oh no BornAnnoying: yeah!! vile200: leotard....i mean...... JelloBiafra1: when I was younger and I looked at my mother vile200: ok, cryptic slaughter.... MajikalDust: lol vile200: LOL MajikalDust: ooh.. I wanna play boxes.. JelloBiafra1: I looked her in the eye and said I'll live my life my way vile200: yes....dude, you got me hooked LOL! JelloBiafra1: gets so hard to mantain that attitude SYSTEM Greeter: "studderbug" has left the room iZno recess: this sucks cadbury creme eggs MajikalDust: heh.. must not... give in... must..... stay away from.... boxes... MajikalDust: OH GOD! I LOVE CADBURY EGGS! vile200: stay away....... JelloBiafra1: watchin yourself get older everyday but Xe s pX: how is yer box goiN? JelloBiafra1: this time yeah were gonna get it right MajikalDust: nowhere lately.. I haven't had time to work on it iZno recess: well, you can suck on mine vile200: ? Xe s pX: o SYSTEM Greeter: "JelloBiafra1" has left the room Xe s pX: i see iZno recess: brb SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has left the room MajikalDust: piddle break.. brb. vile200: go fer it Xe s pX: u pee a lot vile200: too much coffee... BornAnnoying: or brew SYSTEM Greeter: "JelloBiafra1" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has entered the room JelloBiafra1: HEY LETS GO BAG ON THE METAL HEADS IN THE METAL ROOM JelloBiafra1: THERE DUMB iZno recess: spoon man, come together with your hands vile200: ? iZno recess: hey im bored BornAnnoying: there really really dumb JelloBiafra1: {s horn2m} SYSTEM Greeter: "Freud Sux" has entered the room vile200: me too iZno recess: blakc hole sun, wont u come iZno recess: wash away the rain JelloBiafra1: wash away the rain vile200: please cease that behavior BornAnnoying: freud is awesome vile200: what! iZno recess: im gonna shake my.. JelloBiafra1: shlong iZno recess: im gonna shake my.. MajikalDust: cease that behavior? MajikalDust: lol MajikalDust: ok mom vile200: LOL iZno recess: RUSSTY CAAAAGE!!! vile200: i thought you would enjoy that. BornAnnoying: oh gawd no SYSTEM Greeter: "JelloBiafra1" has left the room iZno recess: soundgarden any one MajikalDust: oh, it was just wonderful vile200: please cease..... BornAnnoying: no thanks, I just ate vile200: get that out. iZno recess: imm going hungraaaay vile200: hey dust.... MajikalDust: yeah? BornAnnoying: I don't miiiind stealing bread! BornAnnoying: from the mouuths of decadeeeence iZno recess: out of the mouuuths of decadeeence iZno recess: hey.. vile200: damn, i forgot! SYSTEM Greeter: "PromiseRing1" has entered the room BornAnnoying: oooh... I don't miiiind MajikalDust: lol! yer too fuckin old! vile200: i knoe!!!!!!! vile200: lol! iZno recess: im going hungraaayy yeeaaaahahhhh vile200: where's my wheel chair! MajikalDust: lol.. s'right next to my rocker iZno recess: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm still alive BornAnnoying: hmm... BornAnnoying: that's all the lyrics I can remember vile200: good, i almost fergot! Xe s pX: stopit mike BornAnnoying: I think those were the only lyrics BornAnnoying: to that song Freud Sux: what the 'ell is going on? iZno recess: yeah, thankfully SYSTEM Greeter: "Freud Sux" has left the room vile200: ell? iZno recess: did u just call me stoopit? iZno recess: fine, bunghole. SYSTEM Greeter: "PromiseRing1" has left the room Xe s pX: stop it MajikalDust: oh boy Xe s pX: s'what i ment iZno recess: oh..ok. vile200: cease.... iZno recess: gotcha, nancyboy BornAnnoying: and desist MajikalDust: discontinue iZno recess: OK vile200: dessist....... vile200: halt..... iZno recess: help im being attacked by a thesaurus MajikalDust: lol iZno recess: aiieeeeeee Xe s pX: lol BornAnnoying: hurts to be educated iZno recess: now id like to do a few selections from...wilson-phillips.. MajikalDust: hurts to have yer teeth pulled out iZno recess: hurts to have your nuts steam pressed BornAnnoying: well actually... SYSTEM Greeter: "timewarp77" has entered the room BornAnnoying: oddly enough iZno recess: not for u huh vile200: nuts.....hmmmmm BornAnnoying: not really iZno recess: kinky Xe s pX: it hurts gettin yer dick chopped off i bet iZno recess: it does.. MajikalDust: s'just a jump to the left timewarp77: hey vile200: cessation...... MajikalDust: oh geez.... vile200: lol iZno recess: no what really hurts? a sewing needle jammed under your fingernail vile200: duster.... SYSTEM Greeter: "sorcerer3" has left the room MajikalDust: vilest vile200: nah....what really hurts is when yer foot gets rolled over by the car. SYSTEM Greeter: "Hexum70" has left the room iZno recess: the hummer full of weight watchers members MajikalDust: how bout when you get yer wisdom tooth pulled out w/no novicane Xe s pX: i bet gettin yer dick chopped off hurts worse vile200: yeah man....thats fuckin bad MajikalDust: pluckin yer eyebrows vile200: Bobbit.... MajikalDust: hurts BornAnnoying: no, when you swallow 200 proof vodka and them swallow your cigarette vile200: don fuckin do that....dust!!!!!!! MajikalDust: lol! MajikalDust: why not? vile200: cause! iZno recess: 200 proof? Xe s pX: i've burned my brows off twice! vile200: why do it? iZno recess: i saw 190 once vile200: do you have a unibrow? MajikalDust: lol timewarp77: snfu does a song about bobbit MajikalDust: nope BornAnnoying: there has to be 200... vile200: not unitard!!!!!!!! LOL MajikalDust: LOL! iZno recess: i dont want to know Xe s pX: mine are rilly big now Xe s pX: there cool vile200: oh lord...... MajikalDust: yer eyebrows? Xe s pX: yeah iZno recess: your acne ? Xe s pX: hehe MajikalDust: ooh, do ya pencil em in?? Xe s pX: i used to be a pyro Xe s pX: no vile200: hey dust..... Xe s pX: they grew back MajikalDust: yeah? Xe s pX: rilly big SYSTEM Greeter: "timewarp77" has left the room vile200: andy says hi! iZno recess: by the time i get to phoenix.. iZno recess: she'll be waking up MajikalDust: heh, tell the ol' stud I said hello iZno recess: doo doo do do do BornAnnoying: galatians 7:12 iZno recess: what about it vile200: dude...if i see that you pluck yer brows, i'm gonna kick you in yer ass! BornAnnoying: it's profound iZno recess: a guy pluckin brows? fag! SYSTEM Greeter: "RageGrrl" has entered the room iZno recess: is it? MajikalDust: umm.. that is.. if you catch me first.. and if you recall.. I got longer legs than you.... RageGrrl: What's going on? MajikalDust: iZno recess: lemme check vile200: LOL!!!!!! RageGrrl: only 2 talking? vile200: you could get away!!!!!! Xe s pX: vvvvvvvvvv RageGrrl: okay MajikalDust: lol! I'm playin.. s'not like I got those SUPER thin fuckers... SYSTEM Greeter: "RageGrrl" has left the room vile200: LOL! vile200: bird legs you mean????? BornAnnoying: you guys laugh a bit TOO much MajikalDust: lol.. like.. one line of hair MajikalDust: no!! eyebrows! MajikalDust: DUH! fuckin THINK dude! Xe s pX: wow Xe s pX: that's thin vile200: LOL!!!! LOL!!!!!! vile200: duh! vile200: one line??????? MajikalDust: heh, yeah, there was a girl at school I use to see in art class w/brows like that vile200: dude! thats fuckin scary! iZno recess: you jerk , born MajikalDust: yep... one lil line of hair... n'she called it an eyebrow vile200: wow iZno recess: theres only 6 books! xXseraphimXx: vile200: did you ask her about them..... BornAnnoying: goddammit!! xXseraphimXx: iZno recess: very funny vile200: it should be called a hairbrow. xXseraphimXx: hehe.. BornAnnoying: ok...well... BornAnnoying: revelation 13:4 iZno recess: you didnt even know that MajikalDust: lol! I knew this other girl who SHAVED em off n'then penciled em in again MajikalDust: now tell me that's not fuckin STOOPIT iZno recess: no, im not goin to the bible again, to look up your fake verses vile200: hell yeah, thats dumb. MajikalDust: uh huh... s'pecially cause she used the wrong color vile200: oh noe! iZno recess: she wants to make it...suicide blonde Xe s pX: lol MajikalDust: lol... her hair was blonde n'she used this like.... reddish brown Xe s pX: lol vile200: poor soul...... BornAnnoying: suicide blonde was the color of a hair iZno recess: what she gonna use? yellow? Xe s pX: stoopid ppl Xe s pX: rite tab? BornAnnoying: like a sweet distraction xXseraphimXx: :) xXseraphimXx: MajikalDust: dude, I dunno wtf she would use, but not fuckin reddish brown xXseraphimXx: from a new affair iZno recess: seraphim, kwit tokin that doobie, and talk xXseraphimXx: blah blah... xXseraphimXx: me no tokin' vile200: well, i say we kick her ass. xXseraphimXx: me good. BornAnnoying: she's just sparkin an owl, dude! iZno recess: whatever, u big pothead iZno recess: owl? iZno recess: u mean bowl xXseraphimXx: argh. i'm gonna go get spooky..so i can be socially acceptable. xXseraphimXx: SYSTEM Greeter: "xXseraphimXx" has left the room MajikalDust: she's a lil religious freak too.... n'she's like.. this HUGE anti drug advocate, but she dates this fuckin crack addict n'shit.. vile200: lets all smoke crack...... iZno recess: gimme some of that crack! Xe s pX: i hate religous freaks iZno recess: i want some crack! vile200: well, that go's to show ya SYSTEM Greeter: "x Spooky x" has entered the room x Spooky x: MajikalDust: s'all she talks bout vile200: get the crack pipe out..... Xe s pX: yucky BornAnnoying: pass it over this way, dude vile200: lights the glass pipe..... x Spooky x: crack whores are neat-o. Xe s pX: lol vile200: lol BornAnnoying: I prefer crank whores thank you.. x Spooky x: see...now i get laughs. BornAnnoying: they're skinnier and less psychotic iZno recess: hey, who wants to snort some lines, dude? vile200: crank....even better x Spooky x: sera doesn't get laughs. x Spooky x: Xe s pX: i used to go out with this 1 grrl, n she's a crack whore now x Spooky x: i don't get it. iZno recess: nice goin esp vile200: did you get an aids test? Xe s pX: random coment Xe s pX: sorry BornAnnoying: I only do pure colombian, man.. iZno recess: what the fuck did u do to her Xe s pX: ummmmmmmm Xe s pX: i don have aids Xe s pX: :Þ x Spooky x: i snort columbian coffee...yum. vile200: nah...thats not what i said...... SYSTEM Greeter: "Sugar Star" has entered the room MajikalDust: cawfee.... mmmmmmm iZno recess: coffee..its for lame turds x Spooky x: colombian even. BornAnnoying: I take coffee like chaw vile200: turds? iZno recess: i put some in my pants each morning vile200: coffee vile200: ? iZno recess: keeps me itchin BornAnnoying: ever tried brewing skoal? vile200: that sounds good iZno recess: nice mug o red man BornAnnoying: fuckin A man x Spooky x: eww... Xe s pX: i had 5 cups of expresso today vile200: mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm.good MajikalDust: goddamn! MajikalDust: doubles? Xe s pX: no Xe s pX: but iZno recess: wow, coffee achievers vile200: see, and i thought dust was bad! Xe s pX: i thought i was gunna die MajikalDust: lol! hey, I did 3 doubles in a row once.. BornAnnoying: beer underachievers Xe s pX: i was so hyper vile200: heart palpitations ehh? iZno recess: yeh nothin like a good coffee buzz iZno recess: vile200: jesus! MajikalDust: oooh... yer so cool Xe s pX: lol iZno recess: thanks iZno recess: ;) BornAnnoying: coffee is for guys with pony tails who listen to pearl jam MajikalDust: vile200: thank you. MajikalDust: heh, I'm a guy w/a pony tail vile200: nice iZno recess: yeh, early 90s style MajikalDust: n'I love pearl jam MajikalDust: LOVE em MajikalDust: they're fuckin GREAT vile200: yeah, me too! BornAnnoying: and you'd love a cup o brew right now! BornAnnoying: right?!? MajikalDust: yes... yes I would vile200: me too. iZno recess: can i have some coffee? i just bought no code. MajikalDust: BornAnnoying: you're pegged,man! vile200: pearl jam....man SYSTEM Greeter: "humblesheep" has entered the room iZno recess: it doesnt rock for me,, MajikalDust: wtf is no code vile200: dust......i knoe you saw pearl jam in concert..... BornAnnoying: damn kids hang out at starbucks all day instead of gettin a goddamn job like we did during the depression.. humblesheep: Weezer MajikalDust: oh hell yes... absolutely vile200: you mean STARFUCKS! iZno recess: nothin like comin back to the crib, brewin up some latte, and crankin "ten" yessir! vile200: do not support starfucks............ MajikalDust: I got a new elastic band for my long long hair... stoked! BornAnnoying: call your friends over and act angsty iZno recess: yeah, in the depression we drank diet iced tea..and liked it! humblesheep: o.k. iZno recess: angsty? BornAnnoying: brooding x Spooky x: yeah...and we drank ovaltine. 'nuff said. humblesheep: walk away vile200: hey, dust i got you a scrunchi, for yer hair humblesheep: burn all the bridges iZno recess: dammit! my favorite mug is dirty! MajikalDust: aw, thanks vile, I always knew you cared BornAnnoying: we could teach you kids a thin er two bout long hair! humblesheep: boring BornAnnoying: er... hard work vile200: i knoe you knoe i care. MajikalDust: spooky ooky ooky.. drinkin ovaltine iZno recess: yeh m n born havent had our hair above our ears since 89 x Spooky x: ovaltine. vile200: slimfast........ SYSTEM Greeter: "humblesheep" has left the room MajikalDust: dude, my hair isn't long enough for a scrunchi iZno recess: oncore frozen lasagna BornAnnoying: we're cutting edge that way SYSTEM Greeter: "Federal X" has entered the room Federal X: shazam! vile200: i'm gettin to that point..... BornAnnoying: We're exemplary hard workers iZno recess: yeh..were lie..uhh..rebels or something BornAnnoying: I wuz into performance art before you bastards were born! Federal X: <----was on broadway iZno recess: performance art? Federal X: well...the street x Spooky x: me too! x Spooky x: neat-o. vile200: you drama king. Xe s pX: yer rilly fucking annoying Federal X: But someday I shall! x Spooky x: spooky and fed x are broadway stars. iZno recess: whos fucking annoying? Xe s pX: BornAnnoying Federal X: I'm joining the cast of "Grease" BornAnnoying: I am, youngster! iZno recess: is this true, born iZno recess: areyou fucking yourself BornAnnoying: I plead ignorance Federal X: I plead on my hands and knees iZno recess: plead inanity x Spooky x: i wanna be rizzo. BornAnnoying: I don't believe so Federal X: no fair! vile200: all of you should shave down...... iZno recess: youre more of a newton john type, spooky x Spooky x: i am? x Spooky x: hmm... BornAnnoying: john denver? iZno recess: yeh, kinda i dunno Federal X: man, for a punk room, i don't think i've ever said anything about punk in the 6 months I've been here...weird iZno recess: shave down john denver? SYSTEM Greeter: "C Tabs" has entered the room Federal X: Green day sucks! Federal X: there we go BornAnnoying: yeah!! Federal X: Rancid sold out! BornAnnoying: spikes and leather, oi oi oi!! Xe s pX: lol vile200: opivy sucks ass.... Federal X: Lando Calrussian love Colt 45! iZno recess: teen idles sold out C Tabs: anybody now white music Xe s pX: i'm listening rancid rite now MajikalDust: LOL! Federal X: "Works every time." MajikalDust: LOL! oh god that was awesome fed X BornAnnoying: yeah, the teen idles.. really iZno recess: rancid is patooey Federal X: thank you, thank you vile200: yeah..... C Tabs: anybody now white music Federal X: white music rocks BornAnnoying: they got back together just cuz punk is big again iZno recess: i know, those greedy fucks Federal X: y'know what they need? a DYKE rock room SYSTEM Greeter: "C Tabs" has left the room x Spooky x: hmm.. Sugar Star: that would be rilly good iZno recess: no they dont, thanks BornAnnoying: you mean like Sleater Kinney? x Spooky x: rancid is icky. Sugar Star: yeah Federal X: all them alanis, melissa E, and annie lennox fans would have a place to call their own Sugar Star: team dresch vile200: hmmmmmmm Federal X: Men suck! don't shave your pits! BornAnnoying: bikini kill Federal X: yeah! MajikalDust: I got a tummy ache Sugar Star: LUNACHICKS MajikalDust: ew! iZno recess: dont forget indiglo girls vile200: women suck, shave your balls...... Federal X: Veruca Salt, Hole Federal X: teehee Xe s pX: yeah!!! veruca salt!!! iZno recess: suzanne vega Sugar Star: yippie vile200: southerners suck Federal X: Alternative Smash Hit:"--------- Girls" BornAnnoying: joni mitchell iZno recess: veruca salt..no talents Sugar Star: 7 year bitch Federal X: Joan Jett and the Blackhearts vile200: shave yer balls....... iZno recess: runaways BornAnnoying: they're hot, that's a talent ain't it? vile200: fed X MajikalDust: no no vile.. iZno recess: theyre not hot MajikalDust: be hardcore n'torch the boys Federal X: Joan Baez, Carlie Simon, Heart vile200: why not....... iZno recess: theyre caked in make up, youve been decieved x Spooky x: the spice girls need to be drawn and quartered. Federal X: the spice girls all look like other lead singers iZno recess: patti smith vile200: can't i please!!!!!!!!! Sugar Star: excuse 17, hazel, witchy poo... Sugar Star: i'm goin to bed...bye bye SYSTEM Greeter: "Sugar Star" has left the room vile200: ok, i won't!!!!!!!! MajikalDust: k fine! go ahead BornAnnoying: bratmobile iZno recess: darling buds vile200: dammit! iZno recess: juliana hatfield three vile200: sounds real dumb to me........ Federal X: Garbage Chick, c. Love, G. Stefani, Lisa Lisa, and that chic from 10000 maniacs = spice girls BornAnnoying: blake babies Federal X: astonishing but true! BornAnnoying: so one of them is a heroin addict? iZno recess: yeh the blake babies.. isaw a really weird pic of juliana on a bb cd vile200: texas is NOT the fuckin reason.......... Federal X: don't talk that way about lisa lisa! BornAnnoying: why not? vile200: lol BornAnnoying: she took heroin while pregnant! vile200: damn!] vile200: dust........ Federal X: hey, you can knock lisa lisa, but leave the Cult Jam alone, OK? iZno recess: she had an open shirt, no bra, and her head tossed back..very porn vile200: dicks an' ass! BornAnnoying: woah! juliana? iZno recess: lisa lisa WAS the cult jam, OK?? Federal X: No way! she had a back up band! iZno recess: i shit u not, born Federal X: i.e. the cult jam BornAnnoying: what CD was this? iZno recess: she palyed all the synthesisers, tho! vile200: you people...... Federal X: ok fine, blasphemer iZno recess: i forget..it was black white and red MajikalDust: brb Federal X: Red Hot and Dance BornAnnoying: ringo star MADE the beatles, dude! iZno recess: check it out, a really tiny picture Federal X: hell yeah Federal X: No, John Lennon dying made the beatles BornAnnoying: is it inside the CD? iZno recess: got a room in hollywood, rent was cheap... BornAnnoying: yep. one down three to go. iZno recess: no, on the back.. iZno recess: its utterly sexual BornAnnoying: I have to see that BornAnnoying: I mean, just because it's her iZno recess: yeh, i was floored. Federal X: FUN FACT: Elvis's Jumpsuit look of the 70s was inspired by his child hood Comic book hero : Captain Marvel...I don't know why i'm sharing this, but it's true vile200: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz iZno recess: thank you hal linden vile200: who gives a shit. BornAnnoying: there's something incredibly cool about that Federal X: "Are you lonesome tonight..SHAZAM!" iZno recess: fyi? ok too obcure, i know iZno recess: about what BornAnnoying: juliana hatfield iZno recess: oh..yeah. kind of amazing, really. BornAnnoying: sort of like seeing hillary clinton do a striptease iZno recess: uh huh..only better. cause hillary is like outta shape BornAnnoying: without the gross out factor of course Federal X: FUN FACT: Glenn Danzig used to volunteer to be Wonder Woman when his friends played Super-Friends iZno recess: she is gross, man BornAnnoying: hillary? not really iZno recess: what u like her Federal X: Hey, she won a grammy BornAnnoying: she was sorta hot before bill got in office Federal X: Hillary Clinton:Unplugged BornAnnoying: for a 40ish woman iZno recess: for best death metal performance x Spooky x: argh. x Spooky x: no..that's pat boone. Federal X: I heard she's opening up for Ozzy next year iZno recess: have u seen her legs, born? x Spooky x: BornAnnoying: not really iZno recess: the word tree limbs mean anything to you? SYSTEM Greeter: "vile200" has left the room Federal X: Pat boone's the best plagerist ever iZno recess: pat boone is in my room BornAnnoying: hey, I'm not saying she hasn't gotten sloppy in those 4 years iZno recess: eatin a chili dog Federal X: smokin banana peels MajikalDust: dead milkmen MajikalDust: wow Federal X: yep iZno recess: smokin broken pencils and beatin up kids BornAnnoying: if he was truly daring he would do hardcore covers iZno recess: he's doing a gg allin trubute next up Federal X: Now filling in for Phil Anselmo Xe s pX: that guy is my idol Federal X: I could see Don Knotts w/Gwar BornAnnoying: will he throw shit at the audience? awesome MajikalDust: lol iZno recess: his own iZno recess: ladies and gentlemen..iggy an the blowfish! BornAnnoying: Gwar should be with don knotts.. iZno recess: hootie and the stooges! BornAnnoying: to make the joke band aspect more obvious Federal X: Spice Girls w/special guest Minnie Pearl Federal X: oh wait, she's dead Federal X: hell, that makes it funner iZno recess: yeh, blasphemer Xe s pX: hehe Federal X: touche! BornAnnoying: slumped over the microphone iZno recess: johnny cash singing for metallica Federal X: Tonight on Hee Haw: Marilyn Manson x Spooky x: LOL BornAnnoying: Paul anka along with special guests.. the MC5! x Spooky x: that one was funny. Federal X: if MM did a album of country covers, i'd respect them Federal X: until that day... Xe s pX: lol iZno recess: fuck MM x Spooky x: i wanna see manson in a cowboy outfit. Xe s pX: me too Federal X: MM could wail on the Banjo x Spooky x: that would make me laugh even more that him than i already do. x Spooky x: at him Federal X: hell, if Ween can do it, any one can iZno recess: barry manilow, with very special guests..nig heist! Xe s pX: lol BornAnnoying: slurp into the 80's Federal X: On tour w/Deicide, Frank Sinatra Federal X: "Killing our baby...what a wonderful way of saying you love me" iZno recess: natalie merchant duetting with tad! BornAnnoying: the nig heist is awesome man Federal X: subbing for Gwen Stefani...it's LIZA! SYSTEM Greeter: "MajikalDust" has left the room x Spooky x: eww.. x Spooky x: gwen stefani is gross enough. iZno recess: hey! you! dont speak ya schlameil! BornAnnoying: Ah... beating a dead comic horse is fun!! Federal X: teehee iZno recess: hey gwens a babe Federal X: hell, Gallagher does it all the time Federal X: "Hey? is he gonna smash a fruit?" BornAnnoying: put any godawful band a hottie singer and watch em rise to the top iZno recess: look, hes got the watermelons out..what next>?? x Spooky x: yup. Federal X: I paid 20 bucks for this tarp, i better have watermelon on it before nights end BornAnnoying: hey, dig my grammar on that.. SYSTEM Greeter: "andiesue" has entered the room Federal X: i dig it Federal X: foo! SYSTEM Greeter: "andiesue" has left the room iZno recess: blondie.. SYSTEM Greeter: "andiesue" has entered the room Federal X: make up yer damn mind! iZno recess: cardigans SYSTEM Greeter: "drugs1" has entered the room iZno recess: garbage BornAnnoying: ew... cardigans. kinda iffy Federal X: Cardigans is the best band to sample the police's riffs iZno recess: they suck BornAnnoying: well the singer ain't all the cute in the first place iZno recess: im saying these bands suck and have hot singers BornAnnoying: I know! iZno recess: no, but.. Federal X: Garbage has a hot singer? Butch vig? BornAnnoying: hehe iZno recess: neither is shirley manson Federal X: Centerfold for Heroin Addicts maybe BornAnnoying: put butch vig in a see through blouse... man o man SYSTEM Greeter: "chipsn'dip" has entered the room Federal X: yum yum gimme some iZno recess: he has nice tits Federal X: for a man iZno recess: for anyone! Federal X: not as good as the boo-yaa tribe's chipsn'dip: Fed X...long time no see.... iZno recess: uhh ok Federal X: they got more cleavage than all of the spice girls BornAnnoying: I remember them Federal X: ola! SYSTEM Greeter: "andiesue" has left the room Federal X: why are all Samoans fat? Federal X: must be them girl scout cookies BornAnnoying: Poison idea is pretty voluptuous too chipsn'dip: same reason all tongans are fat.... iZno recess: its the all hostess diet Federal X: they're on the China Phillips diet SYSTEM Greeter: "MajikalDust" has entered the room iZno recess: isnt she slim iZno recess: and a babe BornAnnoying: the one celery stick and gag reflex plan chipsn'dip: uh huh... x Spooky x: you mean carnie wilson. Federal X: I musta drank me about 13 doctah peppahs Federal X: sorry! Federal X: my bad iZno recess: get a life soda boy Xe s pX: DrP rules!!!! Federal X: soda jerk to you SYSTEM Greeter: "chipsn'dip" has left the room iZno recess: whatever BornAnnoying: ahhh gottah pee baad.. iZno recess: go Federal X: now! Federal X: use a toliet for christ's sake BornAnnoying: no dammit BornAnnoying: that's not in the movie iZno recess: did anyone ever see carnies show? they called it carnage x Spooky x: lol BornAnnoying: carnage asada Federal X: she's nowhere as cool as Carilyn and Marilyn iZno recess: uhh righty ho iZno recess: oh those hos must die Federal X: but they're actually friends! Federal X: thats what makes it so cool iZno recess: right BornAnnoying: but their off air fights are legendary x Spooky x: no..i'd rather watch home and family Federal X: i'm addicted to Fox:after breakfast iZno recess: theyve been friends since the first check cleared\ iZno recess: i like jenny jones iZno recess: sorry to say BornAnnoying: martha stewart is adolf hitler recast as a house wife Federal X: I suppose i'm a Springer man iZno recess: with a coarser mustache iZno recess: springer blows goats Federal X: and Jenny jones doesn't? iZno recess: jennys where its at! shes responsible for a murder! BornAnnoying: tonight on springer.. large breasted teenage girls who have sex a lot Federal X: fine by me! iZno recess: tonight on springer..teen girls who put out, and their pissed off moms who are really jealous Federal X: you can tell Jerry doesn't give a damn about any of his guests x Spooky x: jerry springer used to be the mayor of the town i live in.. Federal X: that's what makes him cool BornAnnoying: Gomorrah? MajikalDust: I remember once.. on springer.. he had on this guy who hated jews... n'he said.. "hey jerry, I got yer grandma as a lampshade in the trunk of my car.." MajikalDust: n'then there was a lil fist fight... x Spooky x: cincy. x Spooky x: he used to be the mayor of cincy. Federal X: unlike Ricki (cater to the black community) Lake iZno recess: i heard bout that x Spooky x: sad. iZno recess: i fucking despise DESPISE!!! ricki lake MajikalDust: n'after all that... springer still didn't swear Federal X: If I hear Ricki say "You go girl!" one more time...feh...i dunno BornAnnoying: she was more fun when she was a cow iZno recess: she must die like the fat guy in Seven Federal X: Ricki lake created Ebonics Xe s pX: i know a fat gay guy named sven Federal X: non-sequitar iZno recess: probly all too well, im sure Federal X: butter's tasty BornAnnoying: you "know" in the biblical sense iZno recess: yeh..i got it iZno recess: hmm Federal X: FIRE:the biblical cleanser iZno recess: got an old bush u dont want? FIRE! BornAnnoying: Ephesians 4:11 iZno recess: for the catholics in the audience x Spooky x: bush sucks...throw 'em in the fire! iZno recess: genesis 3:12 x Spooky x: Federal X: Sodomites?! just sprinkle a little FIRE and watch it work it's magic BornAnnoying: god does all the work so you don't have to! Federal X: "He who is Unique and Ununderstandable is a roommate of Satan and shall die by the hand of god's people" x Spooky x: lol Federal X: picture God as Mr. Clean iZno recess: yes its FIRE! available at walgreens and thrifty drug! x Spooky x: so "you must be a mindless drone in order to be one of god's people...then you can kill all unique and original people. x Spooky x: " BornAnnoying: the savior keeps you dishes spotless Federal X: FIRE: as seen on TV Xe s pX: if there is a god, it isn't man, it's not woman, it's not black, it's not white, it's not human Federal X: it's funky! iZno recess: what a load of heathens Federal X: On the 8th day, God created da' funk Federal X: Lo! all of Hell is empty, and the devils are all here... BornAnnoying: god's back... and this time it's personal! x Spooky x: lol iZno recess: bring in da funk x Spooky x: LOL Federal X: And God said, "Make it funky J.B." So it was written, so it was done iZno recess: satans got a wish list, and your ass is on it BornAnnoying: they're saving a chamber in hell for all of us x Spooky x: j.b.? Federal X: hmmm...Godfather of soul, God? iZno recess: james brown, white girl Federal X: James brown is God! BornAnnoying: no... BornAnnoying: ray charles is x Spooky x: shaddup. iZno recess: ray can suck my ass iZno recess: mr diet pepsi whpre iZno recess: whore Federal X: Love is blind, ray charles is blind, god is love, god is ray charles x Spooky x: BornAnnoying: I'm sure he can, but would he really want to? iZno recess: well, iZno recess: its a nice ass BornAnnoying: that diet pepsi jingle was very soulful, goddammit Federal X: You got the right one baby! iZno recess: no hes a corporate prostitute Federal X: they had to film that 80 times though Federal X: he keep having the can upside down iZno recess: i have no respect for him Federal X: He's Blind! cut him some slack BornAnnoying: aw c'mon... SYSTEM Greeter: "J ROCKACE" has entered the room BornAnnoying: he's just an old guy x Spooky x: i wanna be a corporate crack whore when i grow up. BornAnnoying: looking to buy a nice retirement home iZno recess: fuck the old bat Federal X: they told him it was for a Grand Funk Railroad tribute album Federal X: <----corporate whore Federal X: w/my packard bell, my Windows, my coca-cola Federal X: i can't just believe i admitted i have a packard bell Xe s pX: i have a packard bell iZno recess: ray is commercial , thats all..too commercial Federal X: ixnay on the ackard-pay! BornAnnoying: I'm surprised it hasn't cut you offline yet Federal X: i'm waiting... SYSTEM Greeter: "J ROCKACE" has left the room Federal X: hold on, i got to wind it up real quick iZno recess: of course, rollins did a thinkpad ad x Spooky x: rollins. x Spooky x: rollins rocks. BornAnnoying: make sure it doesn't blow a vaccum tube x Spooky x: don't dis rollins. Federal X: Rollins did a tanning salon ad called "Liar" iZno recess: lol x Spooky x: sure..he can't sing. iZno recess: no im not dissing him x Spooky x: but the man can write. BornAnnoying: My name is henry... AND YOU'RE WITH ME NOW! iZno recess: hes swell..i mean sixpack, c mon BornAnnoying: what do they know about partying? BornAnnoying: or anything else!! Federal X: that's why he's so pissed in the video, the tanning salon guy got him all burned and he said he wouldn't...Liar! iZno recess: black flag? i dunno..all they did was tour x Spooky x: i met the man...he rocks. Federal X: and kill bugs BornAnnoying: well they grew their hair well too Federal X: so does Vixen iZno recess: yeah, into dorky manes of fury x Spooky x: he didn't think i was spooky. BornAnnoying: and Greg Ginn made cool grimaces while playing guitfiddle Federal X: "dorky manes of fury", i love that band x Spooky x: do blah. iZno recess: i sing for em, fed x Spooky x: so blah even Federal X: bad-ass! Federal X: I sing for Col. Mustard's Colostomy Bag iZno recess: well, hank isnt going to think youre spooky.. BornAnnoying: we hope you will enjoy the show iZno recess: he was in a band with robo..for petes sake x Spooky x: true. Federal X: we hope you enjoy this shit... x Spooky x: he liked me though... BornAnnoying: greg ginn is spookier x Spooky x: we talked for quite awhile.. BornAnnoying: he's major geek city Federal X: about puppy dogs? iZno recess: did you ever meet stipe x Spooky x: nopers. x Spooky x: we talked about rock star deaths. iZno recess: greg ginn? yeh hes geeky, but he can play x Spooky x: and how kurt loder reacts when they happen. Federal X: i met Jimmy "the mouth of the south" Heart and you don't see me bragging! Federal X: and Adam West, man that was a car show to remember! x Spooky x: i'm not bragging, damnit. iZno recess: kurt loder? Federal X: i'm not Federal X: accusing you Xe s pX: i met ummmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhh x Spooky x: yeah..kurt loder. Xe s pX: huh Xe s pX: no one iZno recess: so does he hate kurt or what Federal X: i went to colonel sander's grave BornAnnoying: kurt loder looks like a guy with a great sense of humor x Spooky x: sometimes he's pissed off...other times...he's sad. most of the time, he just says "and yet another rock star died" iZno recess: ive met no rock stars Federal X: to lick the fingers of the great one himself x Spooky x: really? i live near there. Federal X: that's my meca Xe s pX: i met teh dood from the bolwevols Federal X: KY? or IN? x Spooky x: colonel sanders. great kentuckian... iZno recess: kurt loder looks like a high functioning lobotomy patient x Spooky x: lol Federal X: <---from Henryville IN BornAnnoying: I had a weird dream last night I just remembered now.. I went to a hank rollins spoken word show Federal X: col sander's parents are buried at my old church iZno recess: and? BornAnnoying: it was crazy shit.. Federal X: for real Federal X: not that thats' cool x Spooky x: wow. Federal X: kind of sad really BornAnnoying: he like jumped out at the audience and scared the shit out of everyone x Spooky x: lol x Spooky x: that's where i met him...at a spoken word show. iZno recess: are you from kentucky, spook Xe s pX: later tab iZno recess: did he hit on you? Federal X: (moment of silence for the almighty chicken hacker's demise) MajikalDust: bi skip SYSTEM Greeter: "Xe s pX" has left the room Federal X: ......amen x Spooky x: kinda... BornAnnoying: no, I didn't get that far iZno recess: hey baby, come check out my tats x Spooky x: i've lived in louisville for 15 years...now i live in cincy...but i was born in new york Federal X: RANGERs! iZno recess: louisville..been thru there x Spooky x: he was just being kinda flirty... but i guess he's always that way. Federal X: Louisville's a great town to start a Klan in iZno recess: arent we all, guys? x Spooky x: is not x Spooky x: damnit Federal X: tee-hee! BornAnnoying: he's not flirty. he's psychotic x Spooky x: grr... iZno recess: kinda flirty i mean? x Spooky x: he's not psychotic. Federal X: Guilty! BornAnnoying: he's mentally damaged iZno recess: yes yes..hes a raging schizoid, but he has soul! x Spooky x: yeah..but considering he's 35 and i'm 19.... Federal X: he's disconnected (obligitory pun) iZno recess: 19..just a kid x Spooky x: not that i wouldn't mind. Federal X: so young... BornAnnoying: yeah, he has such an grasp of music Federal X: hey, Rue McClanahan hit on me one time, and I figured, Hey, you only live once, right? iZno recess: oh yeh, get eye to eye with his sun on his back x Spooky x: LOL BornAnnoying: lick my decals off, baby Federal X: sometimes i managed to disgust my self iZno recess: hey, born..you got a low self opinion, man x Spooky x: hehe... Federal X: PUN#2! BornAnnoying: maybe, but I'm gonna RISE ABOVE Federal X: Pun#2 of a series, collect them all! iZno recess: LIAR! x Spooky x: you think...i'm going to take a 2 by 4 to the chest...for morrissey? BornAnnoying: they should put you in a PADDED CELL! iZno recess: youre sleepin alone tonite..and why? iZno recess: LOOWWW SSS OOOOOO Federal X: damn my limited hank rollins knowledge BornAnnoying: you need to check out black flag fed.. Federal X: it is my sham Federal X: e BornAnnoying: for the ultimate Rollins!! Federal X: Ok, consider my self sold! Federal X: you push a hard bargain my friend x Spooky x: read his books, damnit. iZno recess: hey wait a minute, this isnt fair! BornAnnoying: my life...it just faaaallss... down!! x Spooky x: enlighten yourself. Federal X: OK, you go buy Faith No More's new album, and we'll call it even BornAnnoying: his books are ego undertakings x Spooky x: i already have it. Federal X: kick ass! x Spooky x: it's kinda bad...but oh well. BornAnnoying: I saw 8 copies in the used bin Fed Federal X: What? Federal X: no respect for good music, i swear BornAnnoying: it's a deal! x Spooky x: i like all their other albums...and i've seen them live 3 times..does that count? BornAnnoying: I respect them! Federal X: ahh heck, settle for MR. Bungle iZno recess: jesus jones..what a band x Spooky x: jesus jones! x Spooky x: aww yeahh.. BornAnnoying: I listened to their second CD all through 5th grade, honest.. Federal X: jesus! jones! BornAnnoying: jesus H jones iZno recess: moses smith x Spooky x: i listened to the 1st and 2nd...all through middle school. Federal X: i listened to my teachers in middle school iZno recess: i took a dump on the cassette single BornAnnoying: well I didn't and therin lies the problem Federal X: that must've made learning harder x Spooky x: i never listened to my teachers..and i still got good grades. BornAnnoying: no, those black sabbath cords made me focus like a laser beam Federal X: I learned all I really needed to know in Community Colleges iZno recess: how old fed Federal X: Black Sabbath! Federal X: 20 BornAnnoying: community college is an american insitution iZno recess: boy you guys are mere tots Federal X: yourself o patron sage? BornAnnoying: yes indeed grandpa recess x Spooky x: oh..like 26 is so old. x Spooky x: i have friends who are older than you. Federal X: i humble before your wisdom Yoda iZno recess: wel, i was 20 in 1990..you guys were like 12--13 SYSTEM Greeter: "Federal X" has left the room BornAnnoying: tell us about Vietnam, recess! x Spooky x: LOL iZno recess: still diggin millie vanilli SYSTEM Greeter: "Federal X" has entered the room Federal X: oops... BornAnnoying: vanilli ice actually BornAnnoying: I bought his cassette iZno recess: well, i was pinned in this rice patty, see, and all i had to keep me sane was my jesus jones tapes x Spooky x: my brother bought the cd... BornAnnoying: milli was before my time about a year x Spooky x: soon after we were using it for a frisbee... x Spooky x: that was fun. x Spooky x: i got my milli vanilli refund. iZno recess: you got a problem? yo ill solve it BornAnnoying: yeah, you and the boys took ecstacy to take your mind of the war Federal X: Back in Grenada, things were rough, we had to go hours w/out watching TV iZno recess: well, hey so what if you have old friends spooky x Spooky x: i got $7.50 back for my milli vanilli tape... iZno recess: im glad to be 26 and not in prison x Spooky x: hmm...ok. iZno recess: i think 1990, i was buying alot of vu Federal X: I bought Milli Vanilli's album, and all I got was this crappy T-Shirt SYSTEM Greeter: "MajikalDust" has left the room iZno recess: and tom waits in 91 BornAnnoying: haha... BornAnnoying: oh c'mon recess.. iZno recess: meanwhile, u tots were eating goober grape on wonderbread in the grade skool caf BornAnnoying: you were jammin along to Poison with the rest of us Federal X: you were working at Mickey D's? iZno recess: no..no i was mocking them x Spooky x: winger. x Spooky x: nelson. x Spooky x: poison. x Spooky x: skid row. x Spooky x: slaughter. Federal X: vixen iZno recess: X x Spooky x: you know you liked 'em. BornAnnoying: motley crue Federal X: Julio Iglesias SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has entered the room iZno recess: willie nelson Federal X: CCR iZno recess: HEY Sod Dribble: Willi nelson? iZno recess: ccr rules Federal X: of course! x Spooky x: lol BornAnnoying: don't look now! Federal X: CCR was glam iZno recess: shut up Federal X: john fogarty wore makeup iZno recess: id hit u but shit splatters BornAnnoying: he was the biggest phony that guy x Spooky x: argh. x Spooky x: i think i'm going to bed.. x Spooky x: me tired. Federal X: yeah, your fist would make a mess Sod Dribble: What's a forced exit? BornAnnoying: I mean, his trite lyrics and all iZno recess: john wasnt phony iZno recess: trite? BornAnnoying: j/k !! iZno recess: :( Federal X: settle down old man! Sod Dribble: SP's still up BornAnnoying: man, these guys aren't sacred cows! Federal X: back to the home for you! x Spooky x: nighters all... iZno recess: bahhh!! x Spooky x: Federal X: feh! Federal X: g'bye BornAnnoying: bye spooky chick iZno recess: sorry were too lame spooky Federal X: spooky broad x Spooky x: broad.. x Spooky x: hehe... BornAnnoying: we're exceedingly boring iZno recess: spooky biotch Federal X: SYSTEM Greeter: "skadreamer" has entered the room x Spooky x: yup...but you're good at it. Federal X: ouch! SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "skadreamer" has left the room x Spooky x: g'night... Federal X: I dream of Ska w/the light plaid suit iZno recess: damn it SYSTEM Greeter: "x Spooky x" has left the room Federal X: and then there were 3 Federal X: who's next to leave? iZno recess: spooky..what a trite chick Federal X: g'wan you cowards! BornAnnoying: I'm last out the room BornAnnoying: yeah.. hackneyed Federal X: I'm not gonna tolerate cowards in my platoon! iZno recess: anyone here have a big bushy mustache iZno recess: like johhny fever SYSTEM Greeter: "The Hepcat" has entered the room BornAnnoying: eh? Federal X: We can send them into war and kill them, but we can't slap them BornAnnoying: johnny fever? Federal X: WKRP BornAnnoying: oh.. iZno recess: yeh BornAnnoying: gen X shit again BornAnnoying: hehe SYSTEM Greeter: "ivy princess" has entered the room iZno recess: sorry, mtv generation Federal X: <---part of Generation Next Federal X: that pepsi thingie The Hepcat: hey The Hepcat: ivy ivy princess: hey hey iZno recess: generation hexed iZno recess: hey ivy! Federal X: Generation Bleeechh! BornAnnoying: eccchs The Hepcat: OPIV rules ivy princess: i just saw lost highway iZno recess: talkin bout my generation Federal X: brand ecch iZno recess: any good BornAnnoying: hope I die before I get sold iZno recess: yechh tech ivy princess: well...i dunno... Federal X: potzrebie! iZno recess: but u saw it ivy princess: it was confusing iZno recess: ppppeople try to put us down Federal X: Wonder how far i could toss a Jawa...hmmmm... BornAnnoying: david mamet sucks Federal X: Utinni! iZno recess: oh..really? david lynch is usually so straight forward Federal X: 2 points! iZno recess: david mamet? BornAnnoying: er. david lynch ivy princess: no way...this movie was far from straight forward. Federal X: wonder what a shaved Ewok looks like ivy princess: it kept flippin from one thing to another. iZno recess: get your obtuse directors right, buddy iZno recess: like webster BornAnnoying: wouldn't know a coherent plot from a hole in the ground Federal X: Utinni! iZno recess: i was being sarcastic, ivy Federal X: <-----still on Empire high ivy princess: okay...i was wonderin there for a minute iZno recess: what, if i was nuts? SYSTEM Greeter: "Mabledabomb" has entered the room BornAnnoying: ah, empire's a real downer Federal X: and i'm not talking about queensryche neither! Mabledabomb: hi!!!!! Federal X: the dance number really killed the movie iZno recess: hi Federal X: hi, goldfinger fan Mabledabomb: hi kiddies iZno recess: im no kid Federal X: he's an old ornery cuss! BornAnnoying: I am iZno recess: im 26, man i was in nam BornAnnoying: the kids know where it's at, maaaan! Mabledabomb: well i am...i like calling my elders kiddies... ivy princess: heh heh Mabledabomb: hehehe Federal X: you watch it you whipper-snapper, or he'll take off his belt and smack ya Mabledabomb: LOL iZno recess: if i still had the motor skills left ivy princess: i am gonna hit el hayo BornAnnoying: all that heroin in nam got to ya, eh? Federal X: Bend over and Surrender to the dark side of the force Mabledabomb: naked woman naked man where did you get that nice suntan? iZno recess: all i do is lir on my kraftmatic and moan iZno recess: lie Federal X: You no-good punks! stay offa my lawn! ivy princess: g'nite-nite BornAnnoying: damn kids with your television and yer rocknroll!! Federal X: flobbity-floo! iZno recess: and yer free will! Mabledabomb: g/g kiddos bye! SYSTEM Greeter: "Mabledabomb" has left the room Federal X: get out Federal X: now iZno recess: g/g? Federal X: double joke? ivy princess: i SAID...i am gonna hit el hayo Federal X: gosh o' golly? iZno recess: bye ivy BornAnnoying: me no speaka spanish ivy princess: bye-bye ivy princess: me neither obviously Federal X: how come J. Jonah Jameson could never figure out spider man was peter parker? BornAnnoying: ok. buenas nachos. ivy princess: heh heh ivy princess: bye Federal X: "Parker! how do you keep getting these great pictures of spidey in action?" iZno recess: gosh o golly, now im gonna cap yo ass Federal X: "that's my secret JJ!" SYSTEM Greeter: "ivy princess" has left the room BornAnnoying: are you into standup fed? iZno recess: j jonah, such a calm rational man,,so well heeled Federal X: further more...."How come Clark always disappears when Superman shows up?" Federal X: no, i'm too lazy iZno recess: fed x iZno recess: i get it Federal X: <------into comics professionally iZno recess: ha BornAnnoying: fair enough.. iZno recess: <--------has no need for this arrow Federal X: just venting my frustration on old story line Federal X: s BornAnnoying: your delivery is second to none BornAnnoying: !! iZno recess: what about me Federal X: <-----don't look now, he's naked! BornAnnoying: the materiel's there recess.. BornAnnoying: just work on the timing Federal X: ever think bruce wayne gets a little rough w/hookers? iZno recess: i need a pentium Federal X: thoughts like that keep me warm at night Federal X: alfred has to pay them off iZno recess: i think he gets rough with robin..wink wink Federal X: tee-hee iZno recess: brb..mail BornAnnoying: I always though it had homoerotic overtones Federal X: what? Federal X: oh, sorry, confused iZno recess: those suits..im mean really SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has left the room Federal X: so did captain america BornAnnoying: I dunno bout that one Federal X: hell, you spend months in trenches w/nothing but men around, c'mon Federal X: war is hell BornAnnoying: so the prison inmate syndrome Federal X: I wonder if the hulk gets any Federal X: poor girl BornAnnoying: "damn, I killed another one" Federal X: HULK GETS IT ON!!! Federal X: HULK IMPREGNATE! Federal X: her head would explode BornAnnoying: split a few girls in two I'd imagine Federal X: that lady killer (pun#5) BornAnnoying: ah, weak pun!! Federal X: i think flash could be a serial rapist Federal X: but he couldn't run afterwards Federal X: so he'd get caught BornAnnoying: cuz it just takes it out of you, doesn't it Federal X: "oh man am i tired" BornAnnoying: "think I'll just take a rest right here" SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has entered the room Federal X: see, i gotta talk about this because there's no one in the comic room every Federal X: ever Federal X: it's a form of release BornAnnoying: so gotta test out your material on 12 year olds iZno recess: robin, get the bat dildo! Federal X: exactly Federal X: and the comic geeks in there are 2 HC Federal X: "and in issue #53...blah blah" iZno recess: holy rear entry, batman! i forgot to clean it from last time BornAnnoying: uugh iZno recess: hehehe BornAnnoying: that's too graphic for this time of night Federal X: Batman fights crime in Harlem:"Robin...didn't we park the car here?" iZno recess: sorry.. Federal X: "Where does he get those wonderful boys?" BornAnnoying: lol Federal X: the poker SYSTEM Greeter: "Weenaholic" has entered the room Weenaholic: Oi Federal X: i don't wanna leave you on the farm iZno recess: you like your graphic jokes like what, around 10 am, born Weenaholic: Woah thats a Ween song1 off 12 golden Country Greats!!!!!! BornAnnoying: well when I'm drunk Federal X: a good snatch joke starts the day off great Federal X: the only ween album i can stand Federal X: really good though Weenaholic: Oh, i dont believe you said that BornAnnoying: There IS a ween album you can stand? iZno recess: thats cool they made a country album Federal X: believe it! Federal X: it's a damn good country album Weenaholic: All the Ween albums are the best Ween is God!!! BornAnnoying: what about the one with the massive tits on the cover? Weenaholic: Thats me iZno recess: dylan did it already in 67, but hey Federal X: massive tits are always great, but not in Barry Mannilow's case Weenaholic: Chocolate & Cheese Federal X: Sorry, I liked ween when they didn't ape Frank Zappa iZno recess: what fed? Weenaholic: hmmm iZno recess: barry manilow? Federal X: a cheap gimmick Weenaholic: I'm the president of the fan club iZno recess: ok u little ween freakazoid Federal X: i'm the president of france! kick my ass! iZno recess: go play with your ken dolls Weenaholic: Hey! BornAnnoying: that's the pinnacle of geekdom BornAnnoying: but don't be ashamed of that! Federal X: man, has Poland ever not lost a war? Weenaholic: I'm a huge fucking geek Federal X: hell, they got taken over in Vietnam war too iZno recess: but seriously folks.. iZno recess: ba dump bump iZno recess: where u from sir? BornAnnoying: tip your waitresses! Federal X: st louis! iZno recess: st louis, i had an uncle in st louis Federal X: I'd like to welcome you all to the holiday inn lounge, my name is fed and i'll be w/you all night... Weenaholic: ween lives 2653 miles away from my house iZno recess: he got his fat ass stuck in the arch Federal X: that's scary that you know that iZno recess: and i mean the golden arch! Weenaholic: I love ween they're god BornAnnoying: you don't just casually like a band like ween Federal X: i live 500 miles away from the Spice Girls, at least that's what the restraining order says Weenaholic: Hey, I think you gust just better back off iZno recess: ween in your spleen, huh Weenaholic: Ween is god! BornAnnoying: stuck in his craw Federal X: no, ray charles is, we discussed this before... iZno recess: ween can eat my used crayolas that are too short to use or sharpen BornAnnoying: perhaps ween is blind as well Federal X: hmmm...true Weenaholic: Ok, lets stop attacking the little ween girl iZno recess: girl? BornAnnoying: woah! iZno recess: oh, thats different Weenaholic: yeah, is that a problem? Federal X: then that's ok BornAnnoying: everything we said before is null and void Weenaholic: what? iZno recess: yeh, i mean youre a girl, you have a right to worship geeks like ween Federal X: Women have totally diff tastes then men, so it's all good Federal X: exactly brother recess BornAnnoying: as a girl, you have our respect as far as music goes Weenaholic: hmmm iZno recess: exactly brother borneo Federal X: i'm sure you loved the new kids also, but you grew out of that, you're strong Weenaholic: No, actually I listen to Only ween Federal X: we on the other hand still won't let go of our Appettite for Destruction LPs SYSTEM Greeter: "sleepasaurus" has entered the room BornAnnoying: therapy can really help people out, you know Weenaholic: before that it was punk Federal X: before that it was they might be giants Weenaholic: thats all the new kids suck ween off sleepasaurus: hey iZno i havent talked to you forever...this is the letter b iZno recess: but then you :weened: off tha, huh? Weenaholic: I like they might be giants BornAnnoying: now that's a weird mental picture Federal X: not Donny! iZno recess: who? sleepasaurus: the letter b iZno recess: hmm BornAnnoying: have to 'em, joe Federal X: the rebel-newkid sleepasaurus: the guy who plays drums Federal X: Joe, you got a pretty mouth iZno recess: oh..ok iZno recess: whats up Weenaholic: I think you guys know way too much about the New kids BornAnnoying: yeah, the rebel. the guy who scowled. sleepasaurus: you said you wanted to play for my band cos you fucking rawk Federal X: no shame BornAnnoying: dear god, do we ever iZno recess: i remember u, im kiddin SYSTEM Greeter: "Mr Peas" has entered the room Federal X: i also know the "Jem" theme song, is that so wrong? Weenaholic: What? Federal X: along w/a dazzling collection of Showtunes! sleepasaurus: my brother and i were playing diesel boy today iZno recess: jem.. good lord iZno recess: oh yeh Mr Peas: Voodo Glow Skulls Federal X: ClangClangClang! went the trolley! sleepasaurus: i like VGS Mr Peas: Rockin Mr Peas: Playing me toons sleepasaurus: does anyone like brainsick SP D'ARCY: JEM JEM IS EXCIT MET OOHHHH JEM JEM IS ADVENTEN sleepasaurus: ? Weenaholic: You guys are pathetic, first you attack someones life by putting down thier only love then you talk about NKOTB! Federal X: whoa! darcy speaks! SP D'ARCY: GLAMOR AND GLITER FASHON AND FAM Federal X: not very well, but she speaks BornAnnoying: say what you want about NKOTB, they never compromised musically iZno recess: we were simply needling you Federal X: they never sold out! sleepasaurus: is that like ween push em little daisies and make 'um come up? iZno recess: they had the best groupies Federal X: NKOTB:live at the budokhan Federal X: a masterpiece SYSTEM Greeter: "Mr Peas" has left the room BornAnnoying: they were the beatles of our generatio SP D'ARCY: JEM IS TRULY OUTRAGOUS TRULY TRULY TRULY OUTRAGOUS BornAnnoying: shun! sleepasaurus: voodoo that you doo ween? Federal X: foo! Weenaholic: Ok, well, I've had just about enough! I'm out Federal X: fine Federal X: get out Weenaholic: Enjoy Federal X: now iZno recess: fine leave Federal X: by sleepasaurus: ANSWER ME FIRST sleepasaurus: WEEN SYSTEM Greeter: "Weenaholic" has left the room sleepasaurus: ? BornAnnoying: I prefer their In Color album fed sleepasaurus: fucker Federal X: indeed! Federal X: Spin Magazine says"A must hear!" sleepasaurus: is he talking about the pushem little daiseis and make 'um come up ween? BornAnnoying: it's THE NKOTB record!!! BornAnnoying: yeah, that ween Federal X: Rex Reed of the assoc. press raves:"I've never wanted to ass-rape 5 boys more than I have NKOTB!" iZno recess: no the "damaged2 "ween BornAnnoying: the take one novelty song and make a career out of it ween Federal X: rip off frank zappa for a living-Ween iZno recess: rex reed the mean queen sleepasaurus: that voodoo tat you do.....ran out of een songs sleepasaurus: w Federal X: fantabulous! iZno recess: did anyone see the new kids movie sleepasaurus: what> Federal X: Assmaster 3? iZno recess: yeh Federal X: great flick Federal X: astounding plot iZno recess: i liked the killer whale sequence BornAnnoying: masterful cinematography Federal X: Gene Shalit says:"I may not know much about Gay porn, but this I like!" SYSTEM Greeter: "AngIOfDiseas" has entered the room iZno recess: the editing..forst rate iZno recess: first sleepasaurus: is sp darcy dead sleepasaurus: speak iZno recess: wait, who was in assmaster 1and 2 Federal X: don knotts iZno recess: menudo Federal X: he ran this school for boys SYSTEM Greeter: "MaStErMaNsOn" has entered the room BornAnnoying: tonya rivers Federal X: times were tough after 3's company iZno recess: played by menudo, right sleepasaurus: iZno what time is it? SYSTEM Greeter: "AngIOfDiseas" has left the room iZno recess: 340 central Federal X: word sleepasaurus: fuck MaStErMaNsOn: <---- trippin face Federal X: ok sleepasaurus: i wonder if i have to sneak past my dad again......ughh iZno recess: so, why exactly was nkotb's first film the third in a series of gay pron flicks? BornAnnoying: good goddamn child! sleepasaurus: me? iZno recess: er..porn SYSTEM Greeter: "boogadabooga" has entered the room BornAnnoying: well, the demand was high Federal X: because, they held out for salary negotiations sleepasaurus: god good damn iZno recess: oh..yeh, company pressure i guess Federal X: much like keanu and speed 2 boogadabooga: i just love comming in this room and finding recess BornAnnoying: it's was a star studded porno iZno recess: whsy that boogadabooga: just because Federal X: the greatest gay porn every iZno recess: why is that booga Federal X: made boogadabooga: look up BornAnnoying: the Gone With the Wind of the genre. a true epic Federal X: he's on the roof! iZno recess: did anyone see tiffany in "sea sluts'? sleepasaurus: fuck you i hate you is all she said as she slapped my face and spit beer on me and my pants are fallin down SYSTEM Greeter: "MaStErMaNsOn" has left the room Federal X: AssMaster 3 was a flop at the box office unfortunately, and the NKOTB were forced into white slavery BornAnnoying: expert blowjob sequence. convincing. Federal X: good riddance i say boogadabooga: ¨when i feel down about myself i just look at recess and say HAY! my life ant that bad! iZno recess: yeh, i liked the bi sequence with debbie gibson Federal X: the use of the "morph" was somewhat disturbing iZno recess: well, at least im good fer something sleepasaurus: my pants are fallin down the room is spinnin around my stomach is makin funny sounds im fallin down. BornAnnoying: sad how far our teen idols fall... iZno recess: isnt it? Federal X: having the members of Menudo morph into NKOTB didn't really fit in the plot Federal X: a real waste of technology iZno recess: and ugly clothes Federal X: yeah...(Sigh) boogadabooga: and some boobs Federal X: hooters peg! hooters! iZno recess: whats your prob, booga? dissin me now? Federal X: i can't drive past a hooters w/out saying that boogadabooga: nope Federal X: he's a straight up booga sleepasaurus: i dont know what youve been smokin but pack another bowl for me my pants are fallin down the room is spinnin around my stomach is makin funny sounds im fallin dooown....im fallin down!! boogadabooga: no disin going on around these parts iZno recess: yeh u are..but fuck it. i am a rock, i am an island Federal X: you are woman hear you roar BornAnnoying: in numbers too big to ignore Federal X: meow! sleepasaurus: alright well see you guyslater,,,,,,and whatever the fuck you are talking about. SYSTEM Greeter: "sleepasaurus" has left the room Federal X: wasn't Gerardo in AssMaster 4? Federal X: That rico suave guy? iZno recess: u tell us, boogadabooga: i think i have a sleeping dissorder. Federal X: by that point, the series lost it's steam BornAnnoying: no more artistic ambition SYSTEM Greeter: "crass21" has entered the room Federal X: too much blonde ambition iZno recess: assmaster4 was with john stamos boogadabooga: crass is cöol Federal X: Internet bungalow! BornAnnoying: Assmaster 5: it came without warning Federal X: lol Federal X: AssMaster 4: The legend continues Federal X: i get this image of some Gay-Superhero iZno recess: assmaster3: new blood boogadabooga: supper gay! Federal X: "Don't worry! I'll save him!" BornAnnoying: Assmaster 6: the prison years crass21: able to lick large sphinkters in a single swipe!!! Federal X: "Assmaster, you saved my life...what can i do to repay you?" "Well..." iZno recess: AssMaster 7: URKELS REVENGE BornAnnoying: bow-chicka..bow-chicka boogadabooga: able to suck a golf ball through 50 foot of garden hose Federal X: AssMaster 2:Shaft's Big score iZno recess: neer na neert nah nah nah neer na neert crass21: and his sidekick "iron-cock" Federal X: and of course, AssMaster1:Hole in one Federal X: let's get off gay porn iZno recess: AssMaster 8: this shits gettin old Federal X: god knows i've tried Federal X: lol crass21: i always get off on gay porn. boogadabooga: hurry up iron-cock hop in the dildo mobile! Federal X: hmmm...smoke time boogadabooga: on Federal X: (insert Jeopardy Music) iZno recess: hey, keep you r gay fanatsy to your self booga boogadabooga: sorry boogadabooga: only thinking of u boogadabooga: lover boy! boogadabooga: haha crass21: lol iZno recess: oh..original BornAnnoying: boogadabooga: trendy guy boogadabooga: hu+ boogadabooga: ? iZno recess: fuck off, ass suck boogadabooga: thee biggist trend of them all is trying to not be trendy crass21: [lisp] you stop bitch, i'll scratch your goddamn eyes out!!! boogadabooga: recess SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has entered the room iZno recess: im not trendy, you hamster goblin Federal X: Federal X: Riding his love boat down the turd canal Sod Dribble: Half the music rooms are out boogadabooga: u eskimo boogadabooga: ! boogadabooga: u Federal X: actually Sioux Federal X: close enough Federal X: chat chat chat crass21: little does fed-x know...the phantom shitter lurks in the shadows... Federal X: ewwww...disgustapatin'! boogadabooga: y cant i talk about homosexuality? -recess-? are u in touch with your own ? SYSTEM Greeter: "Sod Dribble" has left the room Federal X: too in touch boogadabooga: in touch? boogadabooga: haha Federal X: at least 5 times a day i've heard SYSTEM Greeter: "lt'sMyLife" has entered the room iZno recess: why all this hostility booga crass21: he has to stay re-assured of his jockhood! Federal X: that's the latest Internet rumor Federal X: Hey! don't knock jocks iZno recess: whatd i do, kill your pet rock Federal X: they get dirty easy boogadabooga: because im a hamster goblin BornAnnoying: we're humans too lt'sMyLife: bRb.... SYSTEM Greeter: "lt'sMyLife" has left the room Federal X: NBA! Federal X: I'm happier than Don Nelson at a Swap Meet! crass21: da-BULLS! boogadabooga: national beating off asociation boogadabooga: sp? boogadabooga: da- jocks crass21: you missed the ass Federal X: hmmm...quiet in here boogadabooga: ö thanks Federal X: let's see... Federal X: Rancid rules boogadabooga: ummmmm? BornAnnoying: crass21: fuck rancid Federal X: that outtawork Federal X: Green Day is punk! boogadabooga: of what? boogadabooga: green day is jock BornAnnoying: boogadabooga: i meen punk crass21: i just looooooove green gay Federal X: kick ass! yee-haa! iZno recess: youre a fuckin jock, ok booga? boogadabooga: ya crass21: imean day boogadabooga: thats right Federal X: bingo! instant conversation! iZno recess: you little lobotomy accident boogadabooga: im a jock Federal X: ouch boogadabooga: ahah BornAnnoying: like pavlov's dog... boogadabooga: little fucker Federal X: like a DC10 Federal X: guareenteed to go down boogadabooga: how do u make 5 pounds of fat look good? BornAnnoying: we know Federal X: put on a hat? iZno recess: give your mom a nipple Federal X: lol! boogadabooga: haha boogadabooga: thats right crass21: my mom has an extra one... boogadabooga: my moms weighs 5 pounds BornAnnoying: well send it here, my mom's missing one Federal X: she Jewish? Federal X: BAD JOKE! iZno recess: arent they all BornAnnoying: hehe crass21: o here ya go. boogadabooga: u should be one of thoes uys at the circus who guesses peoples weight Federal X: no offense to all the Boychiks BornAnnoying: thanks .. SYSTEM Greeter: "crass21" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has left the room Federal X: Hey, I told this guy at Six Fags, Why should I pay him to guess my weight? I already know what it is boogadabooga: goods BornAnnoying: then did you kick him in the nuts? Federal X: of course! Federal X: BI-atch! Federal X: Bitch better have my sweet potatoes! Federal X: what's Recesses deal? BornAnnoying: I dunno... bad night? Federal X: ah poo Federal X: he's one of them sensitive types Federal X: i never should have told him how bambi's mom died boogadabooga: good bi for good mother fuckers! SYSTEM Greeter: "Bumpitup" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "boogadabooga" has left the room BornAnnoying: like them jewish people.. Federal X: yeps.... BornAnnoying: you make one little holocaust joke, and it's nothing but trouble!! Federal X: they just can't take a joke Federal X: Hitler was just kidding! Federal X: Ach! c'mere y'little Kike ya! BornAnnoying: I know, he wasn't ALL bad was he? Federal X: nah, he dressed nice SYSTEM Greeter: "jonbulushi" has entered the room BornAnnoying: do you haf your papers?? Federal X: and that's all that matters Federal X: ain't you dead? jonbulushi: yes Federal X: ok BornAnnoying: speedballs do that to ya jonbulushi: just got local access in heaven jonbulushi: yep Federal X: aren't you offended they're making your brother the new blues brother? jonbulushi: blew my fucking heart up jonbulushi: no he needs the money Federal X: after the superbowl half time show, i'm amazed he has any dignity left jonbulushi: he's a puke jonbulushi: what do you expect Federal X: so, does Jesus use prodigy or AmericaOnline? jonbulushi: hehehee SYSTEM Greeter: "Bumpitup" has left the room BornAnnoying: I guess they're not going through with "K-9 part 2" jonbulushi: he has both Federal X: Dammit! Federal X: Hey, ask Jesus what's up w/his Fan Club Federal X: they're annoying! BornAnnoying: Yeah, and there was that whole damn inquisition thing! Federal X: yeah! BornAnnoying: what's up with that? jonbulushi: Elvis eats spam every day Federal X: cool, i have a bet w/my friend on that BornAnnoying: does he put mayonnaise on top? Federal X: but he's not dead jonbulushi: before he eats it i fuck it BornAnnoying: and doritos? Federal X: that's disgusting jonbulushi: lol Federal X: hey, does god floss? jonbulushi: if you make a nice hole in it and warm it up its not bad BornAnnoying: yeah you really crossed the line with that one Federal X: It's like Prodigy/Oujii Board jonbulushi: i have been known to cross many lines and even to snort some Federal X: that'd be cool Federal X: i'm gonna download me some nudie pics of Jayne Mansfield beyond the grave! jonbulushi: have you guys ever been on the undernet Federal X: goddammit, get bill gates on the phone, i'm sitting on a goldmine Federal X: i been ontoppanet BornAnnoying: do you have any pics of Marilyn with a donkey? Federal X: otherwise no jonbulushi: i have some with her on Elvis Federal X: no, but i do have this pic of Jenny McCarthy and Betsy Ross lezbo BornAnnoying: ok.. as long as I don't gotta hear Jenny talk Federal X: yes! BornAnnoying: cuz that makes me go limp like a worm Federal X: Who at MTV gave her permission to speak? jonbulushi: i have one with Jenny and a Gerbil Federal X: FAKE! BornAnnoying: the same asshole who thought the guy who hosts it is funny Federal X: hey! chris hardwick is tolerable jonbulushi: i would like to sock him in the eye Federal X: he's better than Colin Quinn jonbulushi: this is true Federal X: or Ken Ober BornAnnoying: they should fit her with one of those ball gag bondage things and leave her on the show Federal X: but not as tasty as Kari Wuhrer, Meow! jonbulushi: roflmao Federal X: MMMMMMM! BornAnnoying: ooooh.. BornAnnoying: Kari! Federal X: (muffled gagging) jonbulushi: Kari needs a hot beef injection jonbulushi: from me Federal X: no way pal, she's got the Beastmaster BornAnnoying: and least she doesn't have a voice like fingernails on a chalkboard jonbulushi: she needs some of Dr. Jons throat lotion Federal X: indeed Federal X: ahhh, the MTV game show babes SYSTEM Greeter: "MrTXperience" has entered the room jonbulushi: Tramps Federal X: like Bea Arthur jonbulushi: all Tramps MrTXperience: hello Federal X: Ola! BornAnnoying: empty headed silicone containers, but we love em anyway MrTXperience: what's everyone doing online at this time in the morning jonbulushi: i like them the size of oranges Federal X: oh wait, how bout Daisy"really enjoys acting hispanic"Fuentes? jonbulushi: later room Federal X: I think Vlade Divac should be the next Singled Out girl jonbulushi: i have to go take a spam BornAnnoying: ouch, she kinda tips the scales Federal X: cute, but everytime she has a spanish word in a sentence, she over accents it Federal X: GUA-t-MALL-a SYSTEM Greeter: "jonbulushi" has left the room Federal X: hisponics! BornAnnoying: no, it's like this... BornAnnoying: cccchhhhuuuaaatehh... mallllah SYSTEM Greeter: "MrTXperience" has left the room Federal X: teehee! Federal X: Well, I think we've offended everyone BornAnnoying: <---grown up in Socal.. SYSTEM Greeter: "Bumpitup" has entered the room Federal X: ahhh <----in TX BornAnnoying: I attach my wallet to a bowling ball Federal X: send another mesican down the water slide! Federal X: let's see, i've offended the jews, the mexicans, who else? BornAnnoying: another day, another family of 30 into the good ole US of A! Federal X: the FRENCH! Federal X: how could i forget! BornAnnoying: ahhh! Federal X: 12 to a house, 8 to a car Federal X: what's up bumper car? Federal X: you ain't a Frog are you? Bumpitup: A frog? hell no! Federal X: kick ass! Federal X: OK, listen up, i ain't got much time here Federal X: Tommorrow is Officially EMBARRASS THE FRENCH DAY Federal X: go out and ridicule every french man/woman/child/gerbil/mineral you know Federal X: you'll be glad you did Bumpitup: Um sure whatever BornAnnoying: After WWII, we should have put a stipulation in the treaty Federal X: same w/poland BornAnnoying: Hitler becomes ruler of France, and all the residents are slaves Federal X: or should I say the "easy target of Europe" Federal X: man, they need a WW2 military actions room Federal X: Hitler would do that dance where they dance under a lamppost and slap around a french girl BornAnnoying: "borders guarded by the maytag repairman" Poland Federal X: teehee! SYSTEM Greeter: "Bumpitup" has left the room BornAnnoying: anyway, I gotta call it a night Federal X: ditto BornAnnoying: enough off the cuff humor Federal X: feh! Federal X: we shall rise again! Federal X: shazam! SYSTEM Greeter: "Federal X" has left the room