iZno recess:        what are you high on
boogadabooga:       coke
BornAnnoying:       no you're not
iZno recess:        cherry?
boogadabooga:       marijauana
boogadabooga:       2
boogadabooga:       little
BornAnnoying:       yeah
boogadabooga:       bit
boogadabooga:       good mix
BornAnnoying:       columbian coke classic
boogadabooga:       up
iZno recess:        im high on life :D
boogadabooga:       down
boogadabooga:       good 4 u
boogadabooga:       !
boogadabooga:       f u
iZno recess:        harold shvenkel
BornAnnoying:       who's that guy?
boogadabooga:       exuese me?
BornAnnoying:       hmm
boogadabooga:       ä
iZno recess:        ahhhhh i dunno
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Lameat" has entered the room
boogadabooga:       middle finger
boogadabooga:       up u
BornAnnoying:       then why do I know that name
iZno recess:        power, zest drive
Lameat:             shut up
iZno recess:        its got your poontang! dont forget your poontang!
BornAnnoying:       oh yeah!! heh heh!
iZno recess:        got some 40 yr old stuff!
BornAnnoying:       poontang... ah, what the hell! hah hah!
Lameat:             any of u guys listen to mxpx
boogadabooga:       hahha
boogadabooga:       40
iZno recess:        i have a single
boogadabooga:       did u get in her slop?
BornAnnoying:       hey mugger, did you go to see black flag last 
                    sunday?
BornAnnoying:       no merril, why?
BornAnnoying:       cuz there was tons of muff crawling around!
boogadabooga:       ö
BornAnnoying:       man I don't get it, black flag gets all the good 
                    muff man!
Lameat:             black flag sucks
boogadabooga:       slop
iZno recess:        then leave
boogadabooga:       ya!
Lameat:             hey booggandgdnugoo pew
boogadabooga:       like a tree hippi!
Lameat:             leave
boogadabooga:       ya
Lameat:             pancakes fly
Lameat:             ya
boogadabooga:       great
Lameat:             Jesus Saves
iZno recess:        whe monkeys fly..
boogadabooga:       i couldn't make it as a punker.
Lameat:             why
iZno recess:        celine dion
boogadabooga:       bbl
boogadabooga:       be back later
SYSTEM Greeter:     "boogadabooga" has left the room
iZno recess:        ok now what
BornAnnoying:       hare krishna hare krishna, krishna krishna, hare 
                    hare
Lameat:             no resses
iZno recess:        <pow>
BornAnnoying:       hare rama hare rama, rama rama
Lameat:             <><
iZno recess:        shoot a krishna for alah
Lameat:             Jesus Saves
BornAnnoying:       and kill a muslim for buddah
BornAnnoying:       jesus saves when he shops at walmart!
iZno recess:        kill a buhddist for koresh
BornAnnoying:       hang a branch dividian for jim jones
Lameat:             Maybe
BornAnnoying:       hmm... kool aid sounds good right about now
iZno recess:        spike some quakers koolaid for sun yung moon
Lameat:             have u ever heard of MxPx
BornAnnoying:       yeah
BornAnnoying:       kinda boring aren't they?
iZno recess:        i have a cd single
Lameat:             thier a Christian band
iZno recess:        yep so ive heard
BornAnnoying:       just like...um..
Lameat:             do u dig Christian music
iZno recess:        dc talk
Lameat:             na
BornAnnoying:       yeah
Lameat:             needs to be harder
iZno recess:        they won a grammy tonite
BornAnnoying:       I like christian hardcore
Lameat:             thats what im talking about
BornAnnoying:       yeah, I dig it
Lameat:             thats what i play
iZno recess:        can u u dig it?
BornAnnoying:       jesus saves.....rrrrauuuguuthrhghhghhhrr
Lameat:             Its called OWAKEN
BornAnnoying:       you mean awaken?
iZno recess:        are you choking on a sandwich chris?
Lameat:             naw man
BornAnnoying:       no, I'm singing hardcore style
iZno recess:        oh..uhhh okk
BornAnnoying:       like hank rollins
iZno recess:        god save hank
BornAnnoying:       scaaaaaarrrrss....AUugugghththgt!!
iZno recess:        do you have the damaged cd
BornAnnoying:       hell yeah
Lameat:             we sound like rage
iZno recess:        i need more black flag
iZno recess:        dammit!
BornAnnoying:       rage is metal
BornAnnoying:       Damaged is black flag's best work hands down
Lameat:             your crazy
iZno recess:        really? cool
Lameat:             cccchhhhhheeeeeezzzzzzeeeeeee
iZno recess:        maybe ill steal it
BornAnnoying:       the first half is catchy stuff like the first four 
                    years, the second half is completely brutal, 
                    discordant hardcore
Lameat:             aint like that
BornAnnoying:       it's the one good thing rollins ever did, ok
BornAnnoying:       other than SOA
Lameat:             striagt
iZno recess:        awesome..im stealin it tomorrow
BornAnnoying:       cool!
iZno recess:        im literally broke
BornAnnoying:       are you sXe lameat?
BornAnnoying:       sucks to be broke..
Lameat:             what?
iZno recess:        yeh it does
BornAnnoying:       the gov't gets you food though
iZno recess:        or mom
BornAnnoying:       are you straightedge?
BornAnnoying:       is mom housing you?
Lameat:             ya
iZno recess:        yep
iZno recess:        shes kind enough to do that
BornAnnoying:       kinda funny how straightedge has changed to include 
                    religious dogma
iZno recess:        my dad is making me pay rent supposedly
BornAnnoying:       it started out, 'you call it religion, you're full 
                    of shit'
BornAnnoying:       but there are ways of getting out of that, right?
iZno recess:        but..i dunno
SYSTEM Greeter:     "MODEst one" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       how are those job apps coming along?
MODEst one:         here i is
iZno recess:        theyre just preachy dweebs now
iZno recess:        oh its like a paper avalanche
SYSTEM Greeter:     "boogadabooga" has entered the room
Lameat:             i wasnt straitedge for four years strait
BornAnnoying:       really, it started out loose and free
boogadabooga:       hey recess
iZno recess:        hey booga
boogadabooga:       smugle
boogadabooga:       smugle
SYSTEM Greeter:     "nympho101" has entered the room
iZno recess:        i just kinda got to hear about it within the past 
                    year
Lameat:             till i found Jesus
iZno recess:        hey born, our enigmatic friend is back
BornAnnoying:       wonderful..
boogadabooga:       hiting the hey  ,,,,,cow boys!
BornAnnoying:       to grace us with more insight
iZno recess:        no i mean modest
boogadabooga:       bi
BornAnnoying:       oh...
SYSTEM Greeter:     "boogadabooga" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       modest
BornAnnoying:       I almost forgot
MODEst one:         here i is
iZno recess:        shes being quiet
BornAnnoying:       or he as the case may be
iZno recess:        yeh,, who knows...
nympho101:          hello?
iZno recess:        so where did you find jesus, lameat
iZno recess:        hi nympho..
BornAnnoying:       in a synagogue
BornAnnoying:       strangely enough
nympho101:          hows it ?
iZno recess:        hmm.. weird
iZno recess:        pretty good
nympho101:          where are ya?
iZno recess:        what did the deadheads say when they ran outta dope?
BornAnnoying:       band sucks
nympho101:          ????
iZno recess:        hey..this music sux!
nympho101:          hahaha :)
iZno recess:        im in chicago
nympho101:          im in nevada
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Lameat" has left the room
iZno recess:        city of wide leg jeans
nympho101:          (lost wages)
iZno recess:        ahh,,used to hang out in reno
BornAnnoying:       eh, them cubs are gonna do it this year
MODEst one:         you hanger outer
nympho101:          doing what?
iZno recess:        yeh i just hang
iZno recess:        what SUCK??
iZno recess:        yuP!
nympho101:          by your feet?
iZno recess:        by my tonsils
nympho101:          oooouch
MODEst one:         neat
iZno recess:        <--into pain
BornAnnoying:       thank the lord for yamaha drum kits
iZno recess:        yes..praise the lord for fender strats
nympho101:          i got my tongue pierced :)
BornAnnoying:       woah!!!
iZno recess:        cool..
BornAnnoying:       jesus, go see a doctor!!
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Sod Dribble" has entered the room
nympho101:          my nipples and clit tooo
iZno recess:        jesus can heal himself
BornAnnoying:       goddamn, what did you fall down on a bed of nails?!
iZno recess:        must have
nympho101:          nope
Sod Dribble:        Saw there was a nympho and had to stop in! <G>
BornAnnoying:       heh, you horny ole dog
nympho101:          hi
iZno recess:        ah thats you sod, a chick on each arm
iZno recess:        thats pretty cool nympho..
Sod Dribble:        Hello. No offense-you know that's a joke right?
nympho101:          i want a chick and a guy
iZno recess:        do you have purple hair too
Sod Dribble:        Oh deer-I'm only onw
BornAnnoying:       well we all have our desires don't we
nympho101:          no blonde
iZno recess:        no we think you are the larry flint of P* now, sod
Sod Dribble:        Right recess.
BornAnnoying:       only more sleazy
iZno recess:        right, with less taste
Sod Dribble:        It's a goddam joke guys!
BornAnnoying:       we know!!
iZno recess:        were kidding too, doorknob
nympho101:          what??
Sod Dribble:        Sh'e probably a guy for all I know
BornAnnoying:       we take is entertainment
Sod Dribble:        OK
SYSTEM Greeter:     "EL PUNKROCKO" has entered the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has entered the room
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
BornAnnoying:       er. ignore that last sentence
Sod Dribble:        {s meow}
Kitty Kate:         {s meow1}
Sod Dribble:        :)
iZno recess:        im trying, but im mesmerized by it
Kitty Kate:         ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh cause youre all ive got tonight, 
                    :-)
Sod Dribble:        What?
BornAnnoying:       it kind of came out retarded, ignore it
nympho101:          who???
Kitty Kate:         mesmerized?  byt what louis?  me?
Kitty Kate:         hehehe
iZno recess:        singin to your candle katey
MODEst one:         hey born, will you fix my 8 track?
iZno recess:        no nevermind
BornAnnoying:       well. heh heh..
Kitty Kate:         lol
Sod Dribble:        8 Track?
BornAnnoying:       what's in it for me?
Kitty Kate:         !!
MODEst one:         well now...
SYSTEM Greeter:     "EL PUNKROCKO" has left the room
Sod Dribble:        Do you have a bean bag chair too?
iZno recess:        how old nympho
BornAnnoying:       no, been looking for one
SYSTEM Greeter:     "nympho101" has left the room
Kitty Kate:         me?
iZno recess:        oh well..
Kitty Kate:         i had a bean bag once.....
Sod Dribble:        Well, f--- us, Nympho
iZno recess:        yeh really..damn peirced freak!
Kitty Kate:         and when mymom did daycare when i was a kid, we 
                    used to fight over it!@
Kitty Kate:         i member.....
BornAnnoying:       she's got bigger fish to fry
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mushruum" has entered the room
Sod Dribble:        I think we know all about her 'fish
MODEst one:         mushy
Sod Dribble:         at this point?
Kitty Kate:         whose fish?
BornAnnoying:       oh yeah
iZno recess:        were they bloddy drawn out battles kate
Kitty Kate:         ok.....
MODEst one:         meow
Kitty Kate:         im a clone, i know im fine......
Kitty Kate:         {s meow}
mushruum:           puuurrrr
Sod Dribble:        I gotta feed my cats in a minute
Kitty Kate:         {s purr}
iZno recess:        baaaaaa help me im a cloned sheep baaaaa
Kitty Kate:         oh my kitties have food i think.,,,,
Kitty Kate:         hehe
Sod Dribble:        {s meow1}
BornAnnoying:       I wanna.. be a clone
mushruum:           oooooh i like it do it again :)
MODEst one:         no you're a goat
Kitty Kate:         they always have food.....
BornAnnoying:       I want a ... suburban home
BornAnnoying:       suburban home
iZno recess:        no fun to be a clone  no fun
MODEst one:         nope
Kitty Kate:         y
Kitty Kate:         not?
BornAnnoying:       maybe go out, maybe stay home
iZno recess:        im a goat? good lord!
MODEst one:         gee
Sod Dribble:        maybe call my mama on the telephone...
Kitty Kate:         im a goat, capricorn is the sign of the goat!;-)
iZno recess:        maybe call mom on the telefone
Sod Dribble:        Goats are satanic
Kitty Kate:         ahhhh nooooo
BornAnnoying:       really!!!
Sod Dribble:        Or is that rams?
mushruum:           who wants to trip with me :):)
BornAnnoying:       like the ones with the red eyes and pentagrams 
                    drawn over them
MODEst one:         no its goats
Kitty Kate:         {s satan} im not satanic tho
Sod Dribble:        Sorry Mush-not my thing
mushruum:           EAT ME !!!
Kitty Kate:         naw
Kitty Kate:         i hate muchrums...blech!
Kitty Kate:         :Þ
iZno recess:        u hate what??
MODEst one:         mushrooms are fungi
mushruum:           booo hooo:(
Kitty Kate:         mush oops...
Sod Dribble:        Ain't enough ketchup in the world for that, mush
mushruum:           "FUN GUY"
MODEst one:         hee hee
Kitty Kate:         fun guy..lol!
mushruum:           :)
iZno recess:        ok lets dose kate
Kitty Kate:         dose?
Kitty Kate:         ok.....
Kitty Kate:         um...
MODEst one:         <:{
BornAnnoying:       drop
mushruum:           yeh yeh yeh :)
Kitty Kate:         hehehehe
MODEst one:         this is a drug free workplace
Kitty Kate:         say hello on a day like today.......
iZno recess:        here kate,,have some cola
mushruum:           it is ???
Kitty Kate:         say it everytime u move....
MODEst one:         sure
Kitty Kate:         huh/
Kitty Kate:         ?
iZno recess:        <wink>
Kitty Kate:         oh gee thanx, is it pepsi?>.
Kitty Kate:         yum!
mushruum:           kiss kiss gota go luv ya :)
Sod Dribble:        kitties don't eat mushrooms
iZno recess:        no its generic rot gut
Sod Dribble:        But they'll eat moths
MODEst one:         druggie
Kitty Kate:         ewww no way~!
BornAnnoying:       it's an amphetamine pill
iZno recess:        but thas ok, its full of drug
iZno recess:        s
BornAnnoying:       bennies make the world go round
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mushruum" has left the room
Kitty Kate:         bunnies? or bennies?
Kitty Kate:         hehe
BornAnnoying:       er. the latter!
MODEst one:         druggie
Kitty Kate:         oh ok
iZno recess:        bunnies on bennies?
BornAnnoying:       now that's fast
MODEst one:         pennies
iZno recess:        zzip
BornAnnoying:       pretty entertaining I'd say
Kitty Kate:         druggie, im a druggie, youre a druggie, everyones  
                    a druggie, druggie....
iZno recess:        yeh, its fun
MODEst one:         wouldn't you like to be a druggie too
Kitty Kate:         fun, fun, being a druggie.....:-)
iZno recess:        especially if you have the croquet set up
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mushruum" has entered the room
MODEst one:         back again?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Sod Dribble" has left the room
mushruum:           im back:)
iZno recess:        bye sod
Kitty Kate:         sod!!1 where'd he g0
MODEst one:         nothin out there eh?
mushruum:           im just trippin"
iZno recess:        in reality
BornAnnoying:       he doesn't work, he just speeds
BornAnnoying:       that's all he needs
mushruum:           i think so
MODEst one:         sod always leaves without sayin goodbye :(
Kitty Kate:         hmmmmm
iZno recess:        wouldnt a trip be better out in nature or something
Kitty Kate:         hmph!
mushruum:           sod him
BornAnnoying:       see his face, not a trace
BornAnnoying:       no reality
mushruum:           ooh yes!!
iZno recess:        instead of in an office in front of a computer
BornAnnoying:       sod him. hehe
iZno recess:        hes a dog..fuck em
Kitty Kate:         well i always leave saying goodbye 1000 times dont 
                    i louis?
Kitty Kate:         hehehe
MODEst one:         fuck em all
BornAnnoying:       sod the jubilee
BornAnnoying:       louis?
iZno recess:        thats right..more time then you actualy spend 
                    chatting
Kitty Kate:         jubilee?
Kitty Kate:         hehehe
mushruum:           recess   dont get yer panties all in an uproar :)
iZno recess:        im louis..long story
Kitty Kate:         louis=iZno recess, yeah
BornAnnoying:       ok..
BornAnnoying:       I won't ask
iZno recess:        panties?
MODEst one:         all righty then
Kitty Kate:         long story:-)
iZno recess:        i dont wear em
MODEst one:         born, now i'm jealous
mushruum:           you a girl?
BornAnnoying:       the ones you carry in your pocket they're talking 
                    about
iZno recess:        um..
Kitty Kate:         me either, panties, who needs 'em?
Kitty Kate:         hehehe
iZno recess:        oh..right
iZno recess:        im not a girl
mushruum:           check yer legs
BornAnnoying:       jealous?
Kitty Kate:         ahhhh
Kitty Kate:         life is so strange.....
mushruum:           ooops sorry :)
mushruum:           kate you dont wear "panties"?
Kitty Kate:         aHHHHHHHHH
iZno recess:        s'ok..i am david bowie-like in my androgeny tho
Kitty Kate:         i was joking, mush....
iZno recess:        brb
Kitty Kate:         hehe
mushruum:           gay?
BornAnnoying:       more like prince actually
MODEst one:         formally known as
mushruum:           "queen"?
BornAnnoying:       <---like boy george
Kitty Kate:         hehe
MODEst one:         do you really want to hurt me....da da da
Kitty Kate:         um.......
mushruum:           hahaha
Kitty Kate:         dreaming.......
BornAnnoying:       new romanticism
Kitty Kate:         dreaming its free.....
mushruum:           kate dont wear panties
BornAnnoying:       dreams are free, motherfucker! haha
Kitty Kate:         hehehehehehe..yeah i do2
Kitty Kate:         i was joking dude!
BornAnnoying:       the minutemen
mushruum:           theyre bad for you
BornAnnoying:       "buzz or howl under the influence of heat"
Kitty Kate:         what panties, are bad or dreams?
mushruum:           panties
iZno recess:        if youve ever seen the cover of hunky dory..thats 
                    basically me
Kitty Kate:         hmmmmm
MODEst one:         what's that?
mushruum:           they waste time
Kitty Kate:         ohhhhhhhh
Kitty Kate:         opk
iZno recess:        a bowie album
Kitty Kate:         ok
Kitty Kate:         ok louis
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Manson101" has entered the room
MODEst one:         oh ...duh ( slaps forehead )
BornAnnoying:       tin machine rocks, man
Kitty Kate:         hi manson!
Manson101:          hahaha
mushruum:           and dont forget to shave
iZno recess:        ooo ooo ooo piss bottle man
Kitty Kate:         piss bottle man?>
Manson101:          hi
Manson101:          mike watt fucking rules
BornAnnoying:       hi, how's death valley these days?
iZno recess:        tin machine, yeah,, i lost an eye in the pit at 
                    their show
BornAnnoying:       the minutemen are better than mike watt
BornAnnoying:       D Boone man
Manson101:          duh
iZno recess:        death valley
iZno recess:        ?
mushruum:           trip on people :)
Manson101:          but mike watts still going
MODEst one:         hot hot hot
BornAnnoying:       400 pounds of working class energy
Manson101:          HA!!!
iZno recess:        ball hog
Manson101:          or tug boat?
BornAnnoying:       double nickels on the dime
Manson101:          okay, this sucks
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Manson101" has left the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mushruum" has left the room
MODEst one:         nice guy
BornAnnoying:       bastard
iZno recess:        wow 2 dweebs with one shot
MODEst one:         your friend iz?
iZno recess:        who
MODEst one:         manson101
Kitty Kate:         the world is a vampire!
iZno recess:        oh..yeh. were tight...like this ii
MODEst one:         hee hee
iZno recess:        that was profound, kitty
Kitty Kate:         really?
Kitty Kate:         it was?
BornAnnoying:       free verse..
iZno recess:        oh..yeah
Kitty Kate:         ok........
BornAnnoying:       I like
MODEst one:         .....
BornAnnoying:       I wuz baaaaawwwwn... in mississippi.. and 
                    rraaaaised in tenessee..
Kitty Kate:         lol
BornAnnoying:       I ain't had no place... no place to call mah own
MODEst one:         you wer?
iZno recess:        lawd hav mercy!
iZno recess:        modest where were u born
MODEst one:         in MI
BornAnnoying:       baby, you the last thing I got. the last faaaaar 
                    from home
Kitty Kate:         i was baaaaawwwwwwn in..???:::::scratches 
                    head::::oh, yeah......Oregon!  and raised in, uh, Oregon!!!
Kitty Kate:         der!
MODEst one:         u?
iZno recess:        oh a midwesterner
MODEst one:         yep
iZno recess:        IL all the way
MODEst one:         gotta problem with that
iZno recess:        oh ,no
Kitty Kate:         pacific!!
BornAnnoying:       do you have a twang?
MODEst one:         me?
BornAnnoying:       yeah
iZno recess:        rockin da howse heartland style babee
MODEst one:         not quite
BornAnnoying:       dammit
MODEst one:         disappointed?
iZno recess:        no accent at all?
BornAnnoying:       somewhat
MODEst one:         the southerners think i do, but i think they do
BornAnnoying:       perhaps you both do.
MODEst one:         sorry to disappoint
MODEst one:         maybe so
BornAnnoying:       and we urbanists laugh at both of you. haha!
iZno recess:        i have that flat midwestern accent
MODEst one:         basically
MODEst one:         me too
Kitty Kate:         i have an oregon accent??
BornAnnoying:       people from SoCal are the only people without 
                    accents.
Kitty Kate:         um well.....
BornAnnoying:       we talk like everybody on TV
MODEst one:         i think ( ponders thoughts for a moment )
iZno recess:        yeh, oregon..been there..done that
iZno recess:        Tv talk
Kitty Kate:         youve been to oregon louis?/
Kitty Kate:         did ya like it?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "EL PUNKROCKO" has entered the room
iZno recess:        what i saw
Kitty Kate:         did u come to salem our gr8 capital, and where i 
                    happen to live?
iZno recess:        didnt go to the coast er nuthin
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
Kitty Kate:         hi el
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
MODEst one:         where else have you escaped to?
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
iZno recess:        no just to southern oregon
MODEst one:         punko
Kitty Kate:         oh eugene?
iZno recess:        near medford
Kitty Kate:         ohhhhhh
Kitty Kate:         coolness
SYSTEM Greeter:     "EL PUNKROCKO" has left the room
iZno recess:        oh, california
BornAnnoying:       well at least you're west coast, kate
Kitty Kate:         hmmm?
Kitty Kate:         yeah.....
iZno recess:        i been around all this great lond of ours
Kitty Kate:         west coast!!!
iZno recess:        land even
BornAnnoying:       !
Kitty Kate:         west coast!!
MODEst one:         i was in Hawaii last week
MODEst one:         and Utah
Kitty Kate:         hawaii, eh?
iZno recess:        west coast <killas> east coast <killa>
Kitty Kate:         oh coolness
MODEst one:         yup
Kitty Kate:         ahh rap!!!!
Kitty Kate:         ewwwwww
BornAnnoying:       how ya like me now?
MODEst one:         you mofo
iZno recess:        pretty good
Kitty Kate:         um, yer cool......\
BornAnnoying:       kool moe.. yeah!
iZno recess:        i say..pretty good
MODEst one:         wild wild west
Kitty Kate:         i say coolness!!!!!1
Kitty Kate:         woohoo1
Kitty Kate:         !
BornAnnoying:       wild wild. yep
Kitty Kate:         {s woo_hoo}
iZno recess:        goin on feelin strong!!
iZno recess:        what is wrong with you???
MODEst one:         you go baby
Kitty Kate:         i dohnt care if u use me agian, i dont care if u 
                    aboue me agian.....
iZno recess:        im disaappointed born
Kitty Kate:         abuse oops....
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Clockwork Oi" has entered the room
Kitty Kate:         cause yer all ive got tonight....
BornAnnoying:       oh c'mon
iZno recess:        i dont care if you kick me in the nads, i dont care 
                    if you rape my dad
Kitty Kate:         i need u tonight, i need tonight, hehe
BornAnnoying:       oh, john lee hooker
Kitty Kate:         OI!!!
Clockwork Oi:       and to you
Kitty Kate:         :-)
iZno recess:        actualy i like that version of that song
Kitty Kate:         ME2 LOL
iZno recess:        call me irresponsible
Clockwork Oi:       you are irresponsible
MODEst one:         irresponsible
Kitty Kate:         ok, irresponsible, hehe
iZno recess:        hey, how u like me now?
Kitty Kate:         gr8!!!!
BornAnnoying:       bowwow
MODEst one:         you the man
iZno recess:        woof
Kitty Kate:         wow, yippie yo
Kitty Kate:         yippie yay!@
BornAnnoying:       have you heard the song Boogie chillun'?
iZno recess:        no, modest, you da man/woman
Kitty Kate:         ah rap :Þ
iZno recess:        probly
MODEst one:         hee hee
BornAnnoying:       chill'n maybe
BornAnnoying:       it's neato
BornAnnoying:       as in children
iZno recess:        yehi think so..howd u get into john lee hooker?
BornAnnoying:       this show I listen to every wed night plays him
BornAnnoying:       blues hotel
Kitty Kate:         on tv or radio?
BornAnnoying:       local college station
SYSTEM Greeter:     "UJEAN REAPER" has entered the room
Kitty Kate:         ahh ok
BornAnnoying:       radio
iZno recess:        cool. id say hes juat the best bluesman ever
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Clockwork Oi" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       THE RADIO'S IN THE HANDS OF SUCH A LOT OF FOOLS 
                    TRYING TO ANESTHETIZE THE WAY THAT YOU FEEL!
Kitty Kate:         hi ujean reaper..u by any chance from eugene, 
                    oregon?
BornAnnoying:       I'd say so too
MODEst one:         all in caps born, tryin to say somethin?
iZno recess:        the real deal. ever heard hound dog taylor?
UJEAN REAPER:       hi
BornAnnoying:       I just seized the moment
UJEAN REAPER:       no
BornAnnoying:       never recess
Kitty Kate:         ohok
MODEst one:         how'd it feel
UJEAN REAPER:       from vermont
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Clockwork Oi" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       powerful.
iZno recess:        hes pretty cool too.
Kitty Kate:         oooohhhh ol
Kitty Kate:         ok
MODEst one:         neato
Kitty Kate:         wb oi
Clockwork Oi:       ?
BornAnnoying:       who else do you like?
MODEst one:         back again?
iZno recess:        did you write that, born
BornAnnoying:       nope
BornAnnoying:       elvis costello did
iZno recess:        oh
BornAnnoying:       nobody remembers??
iZno recess:        he was on dave
BornAnnoying:       RADIO, RADIO!
iZno recess:        yeh yeh
iZno recess:        propaghanda
BornAnnoying:       I should hope so!
Clockwork Oi:       ia a sound salvation
BornAnnoying:       well
BornAnnoying:       yeah but the fun kind
Kitty Kate:         hehe, i just painted my nails silver agian, hehe, 
                    thats the only color i ever paint them, except 
                    black....
iZno recess:        billys favorite
Kitty Kate:         hehe, black and silver are like my FAVE 
                    colors........{s woo_hoo}
Kitty Kate:         mine too
Kitty Kate:         :-)
iZno recess:        did u see the smashing pump mes on conan, kitty
Kitty Kate:         conan?
Kitty Kate:         no........
iZno recess:        yeh o brian
Kitty Kate:         no....
iZno recess:        yeh they were on
Clockwork Oi:       caio kiddos....
iZno recess:        last nite
Kitty Kate:         when were they on?
iZno recess:        ^
Kitty Kate:         ah last nite???
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Clockwork Oi" has left the room
Kitty Kate:         sorry i dohnt watch conan....
iZno recess:        yeh..u missed it.
MODEst one:         nite y'all
Kitty Kate:         usaully what channel is it even on?
iZno recess:        billy was wearing a rainbow fro wig
Kitty Kate:         lol1
Kitty Kate:         !!!!
iZno recess:        and a john 3:16 card
iZno recess:        pretty cool
Kitty Kate:         and his zero shirt and silver pants??/
iZno recess:        no, just a black turtle neck
Kitty Kate:         oh like on 1979
Kitty Kate:         ok
BornAnnoying:       fuckin 30 watt college radio stations. you need 
                    your own goddamn external antenna to get a clear signal
Kitty Kate:         heheheheheheheheheeeeee
Kitty Kate:         ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kitty Kate:         how annoying!
iZno recess:        yeh..too bad
Kitty Kate:         and what was james wearing??  louis?/
Kitty Kate:         james iha?
iZno recess:        oh, some cheesy crap..his hair was gay
Kitty Kate:         the asian one?
BornAnnoying:       your going modest?
Kitty Kate:         gay???
Kitty Kate:         what?
Kitty Kate:         grrrrr......
iZno recess:        yeh
iZno recess:        well it was
Kitty Kate:         how dare u talk about james that wau
Kitty Kate:         way1
Kitty Kate:         !
MODEst one:         i think i should, EST time u know
Kitty Kate:         hmph!
BornAnnoying:       universal coordinated time baby
iZno recess:        he looked like mick ronson in 1972
Kitty Kate:         ahhhhh sigh..james.....
BornAnnoying:       jeez..
Kitty Kate:         hmm?
BornAnnoying:       they come from chicago so you gotta listen to em?
iZno recess:        my dad has a short wave radio..its pretty cool
Kitty Kate:         um, im from oregon....
Kitty Kate:         hehe
iZno recess:        no, i dont listen to em too much
BornAnnoying:       ok..
iZno recess:        thye grate on you after a while
BornAnnoying:       damn classic rocker
iZno recess:        >:(
BornAnnoying:       hey, born in mississipi raised in tennessee..
BornAnnoying:       just kidding obviously
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mushruum" has entered the room
Kitty Kate:         hmmm
Kitty Kate:         hmmmm
BornAnnoying:       that was a john lee hooker song
iZno recess:        my woman blew my best friend, and dats enuff fo me
Kitty Kate:         oh
BornAnnoying:       hehe
Kitty Kate:         haha
iZno recess:        what album is that on
Kitty Kate:         hahaha
BornAnnoying:       I don't think that was in there
BornAnnoying:       that's the name of the album I think
iZno recess:        thats from the snoop/ john lee remix cd
BornAnnoying:       on death row records, oh yeah
mushruum:           PUNK???
Kitty Kate:         ahhhhhhh rap eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
iZno recess:        yeh jlh raps!
Kitty Kate:         go 'way!!
mushruum:           this aint PUNK!!
iZno recess:        oh and shrooms are real punk
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Bumpitup" has entered the room
Kitty Kate:         hmmmm
BornAnnoying:       yeah, that's not out of date hippie shit
Kitty Kate:         hi bump
SYSTEM Greeter:     "UJEAN REAPER" has left the room
Bumpitup:           hey there kitty
Kitty Kate:         OJ!!
iZno recess:        go shop for a dream catcher hippy boy
Kitty Kate:         hi
mushruum:           yeah go to bed you dads waiting for you
Kitty Kate:         uh......
Kitty Kate:         huh, huh......
Kitty Kate:         uh....
Kitty Kate:         that was cool.....
BornAnnoying:       keepin' it real
iZno recess:        yeah, he's ill an im giving him his medication!
Kitty Kate:         tee hee hee
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mushruum" has left the room
Kitty Kate:         hm ok louisu do that.....
iZno recess:        damn bastard!
Kitty Kate:         hehe
Kitty Kate:         hhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii
Kitty Kate:         hoooooooooooooo
Kitty Kate:         heeeeeeee
Kitty Kate:         haaaaaaa
Kitty Kate:         hummmmmm
Kitty Kate:         deeeeee
iZno recess:        kitty, gotten drunk lately?
Kitty Kate:         dummmmmmm
BornAnnoying:       gunka gunka gunka
Kitty Kate:         um., no...............
Kitty Kate:         not really,
BornAnnoying:       when you haven't been drunk for a while, you forget 
                    the reasons you used to
Kitty Kate:         im not drunk occifer.....
iZno recess:        not really???
iZno recess:        yeh, thats true..
Kitty Kate:         watch me walk the white line occifer.....
Kitty Kate:         hehe
iZno recess:        im pretty much off it for good now
Kitty Kate:         LOL
Kitty Kate:         MICHHHHHHHHHHEALLLLLLLLL JOOOOOOOORDAAAAAN!!!
iZno recess:        ok, were takin u down for a full cavity search, 
                    missy
Kitty Kate:         hehehehehehehe
Kitty Kate:         ahhhhhh no!!!!
iZno recess:        deep and hard
Kitty Kate:         woaha!
iZno recess:        <snaps glove>
Kitty Kate:         <runs>
Kitty Kate:         ahhhhhh
Kitty Kate:         u cant catch me.....
iZno recess:        ok, lets not play this out
Kitty Kate:         im the gingerbread woman!!!!
BornAnnoying:       carry this dialogue out to its logical extent
iZno recess:        uhh..no thanks
Kitty Kate:         tee hee hee
iZno recess:        feel free tho born
BornAnnoying:       that's ok..
Kitty Kate:         lalalala
BornAnnoying:       i'll leave the gauntlet on the floor
Kitty Kate:         the silver gauntlet...
Kitty Kate:         hehe
iZno recess:        very good..clints worst movie
BornAnnoying:       play misty for me
Kitty Kate:         misty
Kitty Kate:         ?
iZno recess:        a great one
Kitty Kate:         whjo me?
Kitty Kate:         who me?
iZno recess:        kitty, go take a hot bath
Kitty Kate:         ok will u draw it for me?
Kitty Kate:         louis?:-)
iZno recess:        umm
iZno recess:        help me out here born
Kitty Kate:         uh....
BornAnnoying:       hmm.. what to say
iZno recess:        i may have mispoken
Kitty Kate:         ::::draws bath, gets in::::::
Kitty Kate:         hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
iZno recess:        ok..phew. got outta that
Kitty Kate:         hmmmm?
Kitty Kate:         ok......
iZno recess:        born wants to wash your back lol
BornAnnoying:       eh?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "suerow" has entered the room
Kitty Kate:         :::gets out, walks into room w/ towel dripping 
                    water everywhere:::;
Kitty Kate:         hehehe
Kitty Kate:         im wet!
iZno recess:        hey! were u raised in a barn?
Kitty Kate:         no.................
Kitty Kate:         y
suerow:             image
Kitty Kate:         hi sue
iZno recess:        whats with the hoary cliche in your interests, born
suerow:             hi
iZno recess:        hi sue
suerow:             hi
iZno recess:        sup
BornAnnoying:       that's an ideologically manifesto, goddammit
BornAnnoying:       er. ideological
suerow:             not much
iZno recess:        oh..hehe sorry
suerow:             ????
Kitty Kate:         lalalala
iZno recess:        not much with me either sure
Kitty Kate:         ahhhh CD change!
iZno recess:        er..sue
BornAnnoying:       it speaks volumes of your perception of philosophy. 
                    heh
iZno recess:        hey, ive written volumes
BornAnnoying:       woah. now's yor chance to pop in the repo man 
                    soundtrack!
suerow:             kitty..age?????
Kitty Kate:         18 u?
iZno recess:        hey yeh, do yrself a favor
BornAnnoying:       oh I forgot..
suerow:             20
BornAnnoying:       we've got the only two copies
iZno recess:        oh..yeh, too bad
suerow:             from???
Kitty Kate:         sorry dont have repo man. but i have sp, bush, 
                    metallica..load, nirvana, chainsaw kittens, fountians of 
                    wayne....
iZno recess:        actually its three.. i talked to another guy whos 
                    brother had it
Kitty Kate:         oregon sue
iZno recess:        but its unconfirmed
suerow:             iowa
Kitty Kate:         oh
BornAnnoying:       I heard from a friend of a friend that he saw it in 
                     a record store in flagstaff arizona
suerow:             im me!!
BornAnnoying:       the used bin
iZno recess:        wow..flagstaff eh
suerow:             hellow????
BornAnnoying:       yep. nice place to raise your kids
suerow:             kitty
iZno recess:        that would be lucky larrys cd  shack
BornAnnoying:       possibly
suerow:             image
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Bumpitup" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       time for some hot liquor and cool jazz.. hey!!
iZno recess:        i was there..didnt see no repo man..they had alot 
                    of big black on vinyl tho
Kitty Kate:         snjhj  
Kitty Kate:         ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kitty Kate:         i couldnt type for a SEC
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Lameat" has entered the room
suerow:             o
BornAnnoying:       hey did I tell you about my big black vinyl
Kitty Kate:         hey sue what?
iZno recess:        hot liquor?
BornAnnoying:       There wasn't a big black record inside
Lameat:             guess who
Kitty Kate:         im u why dont u im me sue?
suerow:             single?
Kitty Kate:         if yqa want to talk?
Kitty Kate:         ya
iZno recess:        yeh,,it was ambiant..whatever the fuck that is
BornAnnoying:       I took it back to the store, they said they'll get 
                    me another copy in a week
Kitty Kate:         nes??/
BornAnnoying:       ambient
suerow:             ???
iZno recess:        did they
Kitty Kate:         lameat=nesmuka?
BornAnnoying:       yeah. it's the Racer-X EP..
iZno recess:        HEY EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TO BABBLING ON 
                    ABOUT??
BornAnnoying:       5 songs
suerow:             puzzled
iZno recess:        KITTY??
Kitty Kate:         me?
iZno recess:        isnt it on cd?
suerow:             yes
Kitty Kate:         lameeat said guess who??
Lameat:             {s goodmo}
BornAnnoying:       well, yeah..
iZno recess:        so?
BornAnnoying:       combined with their other first 2 EPs, but I 
                    haven't seen it
CHAT Host:          Please use the exclude button for disruptive 
                    members.
iZno recess:        just be happy with that
Kitty Kate:         what....?
iZno recess:        oh
BornAnnoying:       I would if I could find it!
iZno recess:        that sux
suerow:             tude??
BornAnnoying:       it's called the rich man's eight track tape
Kitty Kate:         where'd chat host come from and who is being 
                    disruptive in here?
Kitty Kate:         hmmmm?
Lameat:             {s welcomef}
Lameat:             punk
BornAnnoying:       but if you get that, it probably doesn't come with 
                    the liner notes you get with the record which are 
                    super cool
Kitty Kate:         whose a punk?
iZno recess:        hmmm are they pretty good band?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "suerow" has left the room
Kitty Kate:         who now?
Lameat:             u
Kitty Kate:         what?!!
BornAnnoying:       yeah, real powerful, but weird subject matter
BornAnnoying:       really lurid topics
Kitty Kate:         am i a punk louis?
iZno recess:        steve albini right
BornAnnoying:       it's like an ultradistorted industrial guitar
iZno recess:        no
BornAnnoying:       yeah, albini
Lameat:             Hey baby you Christian?
Kitty Kate:         thanx:-)
iZno recess:        sure
Kitty Kate:         me?
Lameat:             ya
Kitty Kate:         christian?
Kitty Kate:         i guess....
Lameat:             ya
iZno recess:        cool. ill have to steal one of their cds
BornAnnoying:       get the Atomizer LP if you can..
BornAnnoying:       yeah, if you have to get one, get atomizer
Lameat:             do have Jesus in your heart
Kitty Kate:         i mean i m not really religuios, but i guess u 
                    could say if i was id be christian.......
iZno recess:        when did that come out
Kitty Kate:         yes
BornAnnoying:       1986
iZno recess:        cool
BornAnnoying:       it's on touch and go, so it should be relatively 
                    easy to find
BornAnnoying:       their other LP is songs about fucking, from 87
Lameat:             i dont see myself religius
Kitty Kate:         oh ok
iZno recess:        oh! i saw that a long time ago in the store..hehe 
                    on vynil
Lameat:             just a JESUS FREAK!
iZno recess:        dc talk! yeah!
BornAnnoying:       yeah I saw it on CD at a store, but I figured I 
                    would get the early EPs first
BornAnnoying:       christian hardcore
iZno recess:        a collector
Lameat:             srait ^
BornAnnoying:       not really, just tend to go that way musically
BornAnnoying:       sort of hear the band develop
iZno recess:        thats cool.
Lameat:             J
Lameat:             E
Lameat:             S
iZno recess:        yeah, thats fun to do
Lameat:             U
Lameat:             S
Lameat:             <><
Kitty Kate:         hey louis was i rude to that sue person that came 
                    in here?
BornAnnoying:       like husker du, I bought the albums virtually in 
                    sequence
BornAnnoying:       there are about 9 of them, but it sucks how they 
                    changed
iZno recess:        i just found out i have to buy anither damn VU 
                    cd..thought i had the whole output
Lameat:             {s goodmo}
BornAnnoying:       is that the one on the box set?
Lameat:             here that
iZno recess:        no..its a new version of loaded, w/ out takes
iZno recess:        then ill have three versions of it
BornAnnoying:       cool
Lameat:             did anybody hear that
Kitty Kate:         no lame
iZno recess:        pretty stupid.. but i have everything else
Lameat:             there it goes
Lameat:             where
iZno recess:        hear what
Lameat:             there
SYSTEM Greeter:     "EL PUNKROCKO" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       husker is the only band I've gone through the 
                    trouble of getting the entire catalog
BornAnnoying:       taking about a band that had an extended stay of 
                    course
iZno recess:        how many is that
iZno recess:        yeah, really
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH BLAH
BornAnnoying:       as I said, about 9
BornAnnoying:       including one live album..
EL PUNKROCKO:       WHATS HAPPENIGN HERE
iZno recess:        where did u say that
Lameat:             la cocorach {s welcomef}
BornAnnoying:       up above!
iZno recess:        oh..ok i got it
Lameat:             there it is again
BornAnnoying:       cool
Lameat:             did u hear it
iZno recess:        i have like 15 or 20 dylan cds
BornAnnoying:       nope
SYSTEM Greeter:     "EL PUNKROCKO" has left the room
Kitty Kate:         yeah
Lameat:             suck
iZno recess:        a real shitload
BornAnnoying:       dylan's probably got all kinds of release, 
                    alternates and stuff
Lameat:             new trick
Lameat:             got any
BornAnnoying:       cuz the folksingers were so prolific. live albums 
                    and everything
iZno recess:        yeh, i have the bootlegs series..which is basically 
                    that
BornAnnoying:       do you like Tom Waits?
iZno recess:        yeh, he has a live at carnegie hall that never came 
                    out
Lameat:             hey kitty kate
iZno recess:        yeh! i have about 4 tom waits cds
BornAnnoying:       I like that song about the trucker..
BornAnnoying:       what's that one called?
Kitty Kate:         stay w/ me ill set u free.....yes,lame?
iZno recess:        big joe and phantom 309
BornAnnoying:       yeah! hehe
BornAnnoying:       that ones awesome. this show plays it all the time
iZno recess:        that was big joe..
Lameat:             want to go private kk
Kitty Kate:         um ok lame
Kitty Kate:         u make or me?
iZno recess:        <puts on shaft soundtrack..dims lites>
Lameat:             were to
BornAnnoying:       what CD is that from?
Kitty Kate:         no lame
iZno recess:        night hawks at the diner
Lameat:             what?
Kitty Kate:         sue is coming back....suerow
Lameat:             so
Kitty Kate:         sory
Lameat:             so
iZno recess:        thats a cool cd, he talks alot on it.its funny
Kitty Kate:         well maybe when he gets back....
BornAnnoying:       what year is it from?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "suerow" has entered the room
iZno recess:        um lemme check
Kitty Kate:         hi sue
Kitty Kate:         !
suerow:             hi
Kitty Kate:         whats up?
suerow:             not much
iZno recess:        '75
suerow:             jest gett lonly
BornAnnoying:       awesome
Kitty Kate:         hehe me2
iZno recess:        do you have any of his stuff, born
Lameat:             {s welcomef}
BornAnnoying:       no, I've been considering buying
iZno recess:        yeh, id get blue valentine,,its just great. really 
                    impressive
suerow:             how do i create a new room
iZno recess:        he does somewhere from west side story..pretty kick 
                    ass
suerow:             ????
Kitty Kate:         um click on create room
Kitty Kate:         and jsut type the name
BornAnnoying:       is it mostly bluesy stuff?
suerow:             brb
Kitty Kate:         and clikc if u want ti to be private
iZno recess:        yeh kinda jazzy blues..has electric guitar n stuff
iZno recess:        kinda bebop, beatnik type stuff
iZno recess:        totally cool
BornAnnoying:       what is rain dogs like?
BornAnnoying:       that was supposed to be his comeback
iZno recess:        i dont have that one,,i wanna get it.
Kitty Kate:         brb.................
BornAnnoying:       it's from 85 I think
iZno recess:        yeh, all i have is his 70s ones, and bone machine
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Bumpitup" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       bone machine is kinda experimental?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Bumpitup" has left the room
iZno recess:        whichis like from 91..yeh it is
iZno recess:        its kinda industrial almost..
iZno recess:        lots of weird percussion
BornAnnoying:       that's a weird transition
BornAnnoying:       he's like an avant gardist
iZno recess:        its pretty unique, coupled with his voice
iZno recess:        totally
suerow:             didnt work
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has left the room
iZno recess:        bye kate
BornAnnoying:       do you like jazz?
iZno recess:        some yeh
iZno recess:        coltrane, miles davis
BornAnnoying:       coltrane. yeah
BornAnnoying:       a love supreme
iZno recess:        hes awesome
iZno recess:        giant steps
BornAnnoying:       are there a bunch of different versions of love 
                    supreme?
iZno recess:        hmm probly
BornAnnoying:       cuz I saw a vinyl in a store but didn't get it, 
                    fearing it was the same one I had on CD
BornAnnoying:       that's the thing with non rock music, there are so 
                    many releases to sort through
iZno recess:        i haave giant steps and it has like half the album 
                    bonus tracked with alternate versions
BornAnnoying:       is that a free jazz too?
iZno recess:        yeh, they just go on and on, esp jaz guys
BornAnnoying:       I think I've seen that one
iZno recess:        yeh..kinda structured tho
BornAnnoying:       ornette coleman is the same. he was sort of 
                    coltrane's mentor
iZno recess:        i cant stand most jazz..except for the innovators
iZno recess:        guys who did original stuff
BornAnnoying:       I like it a lot, but I don't own much at this point
iZno recess:        there are so many hacks out there in jazz
BornAnnoying:       I like it more than folk music, which doesn't 
                    appeal to me at all
BornAnnoying:       yeah, I know what you mean
iZno recess:        i used to be really in to folk, esp. dylan
BornAnnoying:       guys who don't really do anything new
iZno recess:        yeah all that keep the tradition alive 
                    bullshit..fucking boring
BornAnnoying:       just don't like acoustic guitars..
SYSTEM Greeter:     "suerow" has left the room
iZno recess:        really? theyre pretty fun to jam on
BornAnnoying:       never really appealed to me in the slightest for 
                    some reason
BornAnnoying:       just too... I dunno, nice and traditional
iZno recess:        hmm. maybe you havent heard any good acoustic music.
BornAnnoying:       I've heard plenty of dylan..
BornAnnoying:       but it's not visceral enough
BornAnnoying:       just no drive to it
iZno recess:        on early dyaln, he kinda goes apeshit on his guitar
iZno recess:        not visceral? what have u heard?
BornAnnoying:       but still, I like guitar music to be explosive, 
                    jazz can be laid back
BornAnnoying:       basic dylan stuff mainly
iZno recess:        his early folky stuff is the best
BornAnnoying:       tangled up in blue. is that from his later years?
iZno recess:        oh yeah.. thats like angst ridden divorce bob
iZno recess:        his marriage was fucked up during that
BornAnnoying:       ah I see
iZno recess:        another side of bob dylan, thats a pretty cool 
                    album, pretty funny too, in parts
BornAnnoying:       I read somewhere that he intentionally made albums 
                    that sucked during the 60's to sort of defeat the 
                    cult of personality thing
iZno recess:        well, the only one that sucked in the 60s was self 
                    portrait
BornAnnoying:       do you like richard thompson?
iZno recess:        that was 1969, other than that..he turned out like 
                    7 neverminds in the 60s..in terms of song power
iZno recess:        only heard a bit here and there on the radio
BornAnnoying:       heh, well nirvana is another area we don't see eye 
                    to eye
BornAnnoying:       nevermind has some good songs, but the airplay ones 
                    just suck to me
BornAnnoying:       they're sludgy, like heavy metal
iZno recess:        well, im just giving an example, he made 5 or 6 
                    really masterpeices in the 60s
iZno recess:        smells like teen spirit?
BornAnnoying:       I liked that one when it came out, but it just gets 
                    played so much, everytime I hear it I feel nauseous
iZno recess:        they never play nirvana around here..unless a cd 
                    comes out
BornAnnoying:       more than any other songs, I just have this gut 
                    sickness when I hear it, no offense
BornAnnoying:       on a plain is a really good song
iZno recess:        weird. i remember being blown aeay by lithium when 
                    i heard it
BornAnnoying:       stay away, territorialpissings
iZno recess:        hell, theres a ton on that album,
iZno recess:        drain you, lounge act
BornAnnoying:       I was blown away by teen spirit because I'd never 
                    heard anything that hard before
BornAnnoying:       it like came out of left field
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Jack Zoph" has entered the room
iZno recess:        really? how old were you
BornAnnoying:       I was just used to pop metal shit
iZno recess:        hey jack
Jack Zoph:          hey kurt...hey paige...
BornAnnoying:       about 12 I think
iZno recess:        paige?
Jack Zoph:          paige hamilton
Jack Zoph:          helmet
BornAnnoying:       hehe
BornAnnoying:       yeah, that's me
Jack Zoph:          hense...born annoying
Jack Zoph:          im so clever
BornAnnoying:       it's an early helmet record..
BornAnnoying:       recess
Jack Zoph:          yes indeed...
Jack Zoph:          with rumble
Jack Zoph:          hmm
BornAnnoying:       the title track is my fav
BornAnnoying:       fave that is
iZno recess:        goos thing u cleared that up
BornAnnoying:       I think I'll see em this saturday
Jack Zoph:          you live in chicago?
iZno recess:        i didnt know what fav meant
Jack Zoph:          to expensive..
Jack Zoph:          22 bucks..korn  thats the problem
iZno recess:        isnt it spelled page? paige is a chicks name
Jack Zoph:          bad mood
BornAnnoying:       it's 10 bucks out here
Jack Zoph:          yeah
Jack Zoph:          but wait recess
BornAnnoying:       it's a fucking small club
Jack Zoph:          i thought it was paige..
Jack Zoph:          using the nickname
Jack Zoph:          a chick..
BornAnnoying:       I dunno why the hell they're playing there. should 
                    have sold out by now
BornAnnoying:       me?
Jack Zoph:          mo
Jack Zoph:          no
Jack Zoph:          sorry
Jack Zoph:          well i thought you were
Jack Zoph:          paige..
iZno recess:        no hes a strapping lad
Jack Zoph:          this girlie who listens to helmet..
Jack Zoph:          and i saw your nickname
Jack Zoph:          and thought it was her
BornAnnoying:       ok, cool
Jack Zoph:          yep
Jack Zoph:          but you are a girl anyway
Jack Zoph:          sissy boy
BornAnnoying:       to clear things up, I'm a guy, chris
Jack Zoph:          christina
BornAnnoying:       I'm anything you want me to be, baby. heh
Jack Zoph:          sure ...
iZno recess:        so what happened the other nite jack? u ditched me
Jack Zoph:          ha
Jack Zoph:          no no
Jack Zoph:          shut your trap fucko
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Bumpitup" has entered the room
iZno recess:        christina?
Jack Zoph:          i didnt ditch
iZno recess:        umm yes
Jack Zoph:          computer shitted out
Jack Zoph:          dummy
iZno recess:        oh  ok
Jack Zoph:          so fuck you and your family
Jack Zoph:          :)
iZno recess:        hey fuck your family!
Jack Zoph:          ooooohhh
Jack Zoph:          good one...
BornAnnoying:       fuck the horse you rode in on
iZno recess:        with an unsanded broom handle
Jack Zoph:          unsanded..
Jack Zoph:          hmm...
iZno recess:         yeh!
iZno recess:        like splinters n shit
BornAnnoying:       is it varnished at least?
Jack Zoph:          are you teasing me ethel?
iZno recess:        no, RAW WOOD
iZno recess:        herb, you rascal
Jack Zoph:          herb?
Jack Zoph:          i wasnt herb1
iZno recess:        herbert sorry
Jack Zoph:          !!!
Jack Zoph:          was i?
iZno recess:        yep
Jack Zoph:          hmm?!?
Jack Zoph:          shit your right
iZno recess:        lets drop it
Jack Zoph:          hammered again.....
Jack Zoph:          sorry........
BornAnnoying:       ah, it all makes sense
iZno recess:        i was talkin to you on here once and the only thing 
                    you typed was
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Bumpitup" has left the room
Jack Zoph:          REMEMBER WHEN WE PRETENDED WE WERE GAY TO GET OUR 
                    KICKS NO RECESS?????
Jack Zoph:          WASNT THAT FUN!!!!!
iZno recess:        "just had 2 40s"
Jack Zoph:          ????
Jack Zoph:          hows that?
BornAnnoying:       lol
iZno recess:        i dont know what the fuck your talkin about jack
Jack Zoph:          rockets are red...babies are blue
Jack Zoph:          YEAH YOU DO
Jack Zoph:          WE WERE GAY!
iZno recess:        no..
Jack Zoph:          AND WE ASKED GUYS FOR HEAD
iZno recess:        uhh you ARE gay, maybe
Jack Zoph:          ON PRODIGY
Jack Zoph:          REMEMBER
BornAnnoying:       prod your memory, man
Jack Zoph:          YOU GOT ALL INTO IT
iZno recess:        hmmm lemme think..
Jack Zoph:          ha
Jack Zoph:          lol
iZno recess:        nope..no memory
Jack Zoph:          laugh out loud
Jack Zoph:          ha ha ha hee hee hee
iZno recess:        i plead alzheimers
Jack Zoph:          2 40s
Jack Zoph:          me too
Jack Zoph:          no shit
BornAnnoying:       thank you senator, you may step down
Jack Zoph:          weird man
Jack Zoph:          mgd
Jack Zoph:          you?
iZno recess:        no, this was like a million years ago
iZno recess:        you were tellin me
Jack Zoph:          ooooooooooooooohhhhhh
Jack Zoph:          gotcha
iZno recess:        id just had like half a botle of early times
Jack Zoph:          HEY NO RECESS....WANNA CYBER?
iZno recess:        no thanks
Jack Zoph:          ha
Jack Zoph:          arnt you "mr toughguy" when bornannoying is 
                    around...
Jack Zoph:          mr.  "hard to get"
BornAnnoying:       I'll cyberfuck, but I charge by the minute
iZno recess:        i have to say you were scarily convincing as a gay 
                    male jACK
BornAnnoying:       yeah, he's afraid to let his true colors show
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Bumpitup" has entered the room
Jack Zoph:          thank you...
Jack Zoph:          i do try
BornAnnoying:       I'm grateful your around jack to reveal the ugly 
                    truth
Jack Zoph:          watch
iZno recess:        almost made me switch teams
Jack Zoph:          hey bumpitup...you cyber?
Jack Zoph:          how bout cuddling with me??
Bumpitup:           hell no!
iZno recess:        uh no thanks
Bumpitup:           faggot
Jack Zoph:          i am what i eat
Jack Zoph:          come on.........pretty please??
Jack Zoph:          how am i doin recess
Jack Zoph:          ?
Bumpitup:           So I guess you're a big fat cock
Jack Zoph:          huh?
iZno recess:        youre just doin what comes natural
Jack Zoph:          oooohhh
Jack Zoph:          recess youve known me since wayyy back
Jack Zoph:          now this?
Jack Zoph:          geez
Jack Zoph:          it hurts pal
Jack Zoph:          ouch
iZno recess:        no..hey im just kiddin, punk ass
Jack Zoph:          well jokester...im leaving
Jack Zoph:          youve really hurt my feelings
Jack Zoph:          bye
iZno recess:        awwww
BornAnnoying:       yeah me too
BornAnnoying:       leave while the going's good
iZno recess:        awwwwwww
Jack Zoph:          c===3     look at that bumpitup......
iZno recess:        booo hooooo
Jack Zoph:          hows that look???
Jack Zoph:          want some?
Jack Zoph:          come on
Jack Zoph:          sit on my face
Jack Zoph:          oooh yeah
iZno recess:        fart
BornAnnoying:       you play the role convincingly, yeah
Jack Zoph:          helmets new disc is amazing...
BornAnnoying:       I still only got this old one
iZno recess:        especially the gay sex songs, huh jack
iZno recess:        ,wink>
Bumpitup:           Anybody here actually like Punk?
Jack Zoph:          which old one?
Jack Zoph:          there are 4
Bumpitup:           Probably not
BornAnnoying:       born annoying
BornAnnoying:       I'll get strap it on next
Jack Zoph:          ill give you punk....
Bumpitup:           Yeah PUNK YOU TOO!
Jack Zoph:          you want punk
Jack Zoph:          hey that was FUNNY!!!
iZno recess:        isnt helmet mind melding guitar fuzz set to a 
                    robotic beat
Bumpitup:           PUNK IT UP YER ASS
Jack Zoph:          your a real funny guy
Jack Zoph:          really....
BornAnnoying:       the new stuff is too metal for me
Jack Zoph:          "too metal"
Jack Zoph:          your dumb
BornAnnoying:       yeah, they are, they used to be migraine
BornAnnoying:       fucker
Jack Zoph:          metal?
Jack Zoph:          its not metal
iZno recess:        i hate that shit
Jack Zoph:          your both stupid
Jack Zoph:          its a simple drop d tuning...
iZno recess:        no your stupid.."herbert"
Jack Zoph:          like the melvins
Bumpitup:           Metal SUCKS
Jack Zoph:          not metal
BornAnnoying:       what do you call grinding power chords over a 
                    metronomic drummer goddammit?
Jack Zoph:          moron
iZno recess:        melvins are better than that
Jack Zoph:          power chords?
Jack Zoph:          your so stupid
BornAnnoying:       nothing but
Jack Zoph:          helmet plays no power chords
BornAnnoying:       lol
Jack Zoph:          get you shit straight
Jack Zoph:          moron
BornAnnoying:       ok, and neither did sabbath
Jack Zoph:          hey
iZno recess:        they just loop white noise
Jack Zoph:          get a new nickname..
Jack Zoph:          i dont want to talk to you anymore
BornAnnoying:       there's nothing wrong with that recess
Jack Zoph:          moron
BornAnnoying:       face the facts JACK
iZno recess:        well, i kinda like chord changes now and again
BornAnnoying:       lol
Jack Zoph:          face my cock
Jack Zoph:          fuckhead
Jack Zoph:          get out of here
iZno recess:        youre repressed jacko
Jack Zoph:          or tell me something worth while
iZno recess:        on his backo
BornAnnoying:       Yeah, better than the same chord, then muted, then 
                    strummed
Jack Zoph:          you dont know shit
iZno recess:        exactly
Jack Zoph:          do you have a pal who plays guitar?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mushruum" has entered the room
Jack Zoph:          and tells you this shit
BornAnnoying:       chugga chugga
Bumpitup:           I think you are all a bunch a queers!!
Jack Zoph:          muted, then strummed
Jack Zoph:          your dumb
BornAnnoying:       yeah, I gather this stuff from books
Bumpitup:           Am I right or what?
iZno recess:        mute strum mute strum..song!
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mushruum" has left the room
Jack Zoph:          moron
iZno recess:        youre right bumpy
BornAnnoying:       heavy metal, dude!
BornAnnoying:       stick to formula!
Bumpitup:           Queers who like suck ass music
Jack Zoph:          page hamilton has a degree in blues...you dumb ass
Jack Zoph:          and you say "too metal"
iZno recess:        from berklee?
Jack Zoph:          you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground
SYSTEM Greeter:     "suerow" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       well, the blues influence is so prominent in the 
                    music
Jack Zoph:          get out
Jack Zoph:          i dont like you
Jack Zoph:          it is...
suerow:             me?
Jack Zoph:          listen to the beats and the progressions
BornAnnoying:       Yeah, the whole looseness of the operation
Jack Zoph:          moron
iZno recess:        hed be better of playing in winger than with a 
                    blues :degree:
Jack Zoph:          maybe...
BornAnnoying:       it's very loose and freeform like the blues, right??
iZno recess:        hed have more blues credibilty anyway
Jack Zoph:          it just makes no sense...recess
iZno recess:        wait, read the attachment
suerow:             'cause of KittyKate?????
Jack Zoph:          this fucko has a nickname that revolves around a 
                    band that fucko hates and doesnt understand...
BornAnnoying:       I said I don't like what they've become
Jack Zoph:          i mean at least you understand the basic ideas of 
                    nirvana..
Jack Zoph:          this fuck is plain stupid
iZno recess:        who me?
BornAnnoying:       I like the noise stuff, this stuff is standard 
                    issue heavy metal
Jack Zoph:          become?
iZno recess:        know whats a cool song? war pigs
Jack Zoph:          its all labels you fucking idiot
BornAnnoying:       I listen to hardcore anyway
Bumpitup:           What a great room!!
suerow:             the sun is gone but i have a light
suerow:             ?
Jack Zoph:          faith no more.......amazing cover indeed recess
BornAnnoying:       sabbath's paranoid is like the bible, man
Jack Zoph:          your gay man
iZno recess:        actually i like there cover of "easy" even better
suerow:             should've been a son
BornAnnoying:       the satanic references are just so.. so... real.
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Bumpitup" has left the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Jack Zoph" has left the room
iZno recess:        she should have worna crown of thorns
BornAnnoying:       stick around and finish what you started cocksucker
iZno recess:        you pissed off jack
SYSTEM Greeter:     "suerow" has left the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Jack Zoph" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       oh, there you are
iZno recess:        hes back
iZno recess:        im lag  city baby
BornAnnoying:       me too
iZno recess:        ok
BornAnnoying:       it's slow as fucking metal...
iZno recess:        slow as ozzys first born
BornAnnoying:       I'm gonna clear out
BornAnnoying:       so later mike
iZno recess:        bye
BornAnnoying:       and keep flipping your hair around and grinding out 
                    those power chords, dickhead..
BornAnnoying:       bye



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that was early morning, this is late evening, same day.....



SYSTEM Greeter:      
SYSTEM Greeter:     You are now in room "Punk"
SYSTEM Greeter:     You have READ/WRITE Access
SYSTEM Greeter:      
MODEst one:         there he is
iZno recess:        IL, u
x Spooky x:         i'm a fourth irish..or something.  so i can jig.
x Spooky x:         kinda.
MODEst one:         hey born
geowin:             ca
BornAnnoying:       hello comrades
gunpoint:           chrisco!
iZno recess:        i fourth, youre lucky,,im half
gunpoint:           im all fucking irish!
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Morkandbeans" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       too many irish
x Spooky x:         but i'm also british, norweigan, and swedish...or 
                    something.
iZno recess:        poor fucker..
geowin:             do u drink a lot gun?
MODEst one:         i'm not irish
gunpoint:           eh, not as much as I could
iZno recess:        yeh and he eats potatas
BornAnnoying:       go take your potatoes elsewhere. ha
geowin:             likes the color green
gunpoint:           <punces everyone in the face cause irish have bad 
                    tempers>
BornAnnoying:       dances a jig
SYSTEM Greeter:     "SNIPERBOY" has entered the room
x Spooky x:         <ACK>
MODEst one:         oww
BornAnnoying:       plays bagpipes
geowin:             take them and shuv them up your ass
SYSTEM Greeter:     "SNIPERBOY" has left the room
x Spooky x:         <gets knocked unconscious>
iZno recess:        thats scottish, FOO'
Morkandbeans:       Anyone like beans?
BornAnnoying:       ahh.. same dif!
iZno recess:        bAh!
x Spooky x:         irish play bagpipes too.
x Spooky x:         doh.
MODEst one:         they make you fart
BornAnnoying:       eurotrash scum, all of em!
iZno recess:        no they dont
x Spooky x:         do too.
iZno recess:        fuck it
x Spooky x:         i know these things.
iZno recess:        i say they dont
SYSTEM Greeter:     "XLuVcHiC" has left the room
x Spooky x:         kev...settle this.
gunpoint:           huh chris???
x Spooky x:         i know it to be a fact.
x Spooky x:         oh well.
iZno recess:        the cheiftans dont play bagpipes
x Spooky x:         do they represent all of ireland...?  no.
MODEst one:         they do on weekends
boogadabooga:       what was your name befor spook?
boogadabooga:       i for got
iZno recess:        its not a trad irish instrument, its scottish
MODEst one:         know-it-all
x Spooky x:         that's like saying U2 doesn't play bagpipes, so 
                    irish people don't.
geowin:             recess is right
gunpoint:           yeah trish
x Spooky x:         no..he's not.
x Spooky x:         damnit.
iZno recess:        thanks geo
iZno recess:        hey immore irish than u spooky
x Spooky x:         xXseraphimXx
BornAnnoying:       U2 plays synths <sniff>
iZno recess:        and ive drunken more,,soo give it up
geowin:             any time
boogadabooga:       your more punk recess
iZno recess:        the cheiftans DO represent irish music
iZno recess:        so blah!
x Spooky x:         argh.
x Spooky x:         i can't win.
BornAnnoying:       well what about the Pogues?
gunpoint:           the pouges were the irishest band
x Spooky x:         <kicks everyone>
gunpoint:           woah chris!
MODEst one:         how about Enya?
BornAnnoying:       I said it first!
geowin:             geo kicks u back
x Spooky x:         clannad.
iZno recess:        the pogues?
BornAnnoying:       shane mcgowan man
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Morkandbeans" has left the room
gunpoint:           hes got the most fucked up teeth ive ever seen
iZno recess:        no, he has no teeth
gunpoint:           heh heh
BornAnnoying:       he has 2
x Spooky x:         me's tired...<yawn>
geowin:             go to sleep
iZno recess:        you kicked me
x Spooky x:         don't wanna.
x Spooky x:         i kicked everyone.
iZno recess:        and everyone else,too
x Spooky x:         kev beat us all up.
iZno recess:        nice roundhouse..
geowin:             and i kicked u back!
gunpoint:           heh heh
x Spooky x:         oh..yeah...i'm like unconscious and stuff.
x Spooky x:         <goes back to being unconscious>
BornAnnoying:       this role playing is weird
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Ska Chick2" has entered the room
MODEst one:         too much fun for me
iZno recess:        yes it is data..warp speed 12, warf!
geowin:             spooky what time is it where u live?
Ska Chick2:         hello
MODEst one:         are you a trekkie iz?
x Spooky x:         1:18
Ska Chick2:         howz everyone?
iZno recess:        no, i just delight in mocking them
MODEst one:         i see
geowin:             its only 10:20 here
iZno recess:        are u?
MODEst one:         can't say that i am
MODEst one:         nope
iZno recess:        good
x Spooky x:         {s notmerry}
MODEst one:         um...definitely not
MODEst one:         never in this lifetime
iZno recess:        shatner..one of the great overactors of our time
SYSTEM Greeter:     "TCUguy" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       that's half the fun
MODEst one:         i preferred TJ Hooker myself
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Victor Vega" has entered the room
iZno recess:        was he a pimp in that?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "TCUguy" has left the room
MODEst one:         hee hee
geowin:             recess do u like sonic youth?
x Spooky x:         mr. blonde.
x Spooky x:         wow.
iZno recess:        band name..the shatner pimps
Victor Vega:        sharp
MODEst one:         love it!
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Ska Chick2" has left the room
iZno recess:        yep
x Spooky x:         <--tarantino freak.
Victor Vega:        had to be
iZno recess:        do u geo
x Spooky x:         i have the script. <g>
geowin:             no
BornAnnoying:       tarantino, as long as we're talkin about overacting
MODEst one:         hee hee
x Spooky x:         lol
iZno recess:        no hes just bad
x Spooky x:         yup.
x Spooky x:         he's a bad actor...
Victor Vega:        agreed
MODEst one:         he is awful
iZno recess:        the worst
geowin:             his chin is to big
BornAnnoying:       he tries way too hard
MODEst one:         why does he think he can act?
x Spooky x:         i don't think he does.
iZno recess:        he's like bill gates trying to do nicholson
Victor Vega:        can you blame him for wanting to be in his own 
                    movies? i can't
gunpoint:           i thought he was ok in duck till dawn
SYSTEM Greeter:     "tRicKerZ" has entered the room
x Spooky x:         <agrees with vic>
MODEst one:         i think he's a fool to be in them
tRicKerZ:           Hii everYone...
x Spooky x:         <agrees with kev>
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Morkandbeans" has entered the room
Victor Vega:        he was cool in reservoir
x Spooky x:         that i'll give him..
iZno recess:        he was passable in pulp fiction
SYSTEM Greeter:     "GrendeIofGod" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       yeah, but pulp fiction..
BornAnnoying:       it was just a spectacle
iZno recess:        but he shouldnt be ina featured role
MODEst one:         um...(thinks for a moment)
x Spooky x:         he's just not award winning material..acting-wise.
tRicKerZ:           ..tanx fer the greeting...
tRicKerZ:           heh...
iZno recess:        far from it
MODEst one:         so true
BornAnnoying:       like "hey look, there's the director. sticks out 
                    like  a sore thumb"
gunpoint:           HI TRICK!
Morkandbeans:       DOES ANYONE LIKE BEANS?!!!!!!
iZno recess:        well hitch used to do that
MODEst one:         why?
x Spooky x:         heyo trick
iZno recess:        but he was subtle
gunpoint:           man that guy better shutup
BornAnnoying:       yeah but hitch didn't get major parts
MODEst one:         i HATE beans
tRicKerZ:           Yo...could everYone in da room wish me 
                    luck..pweeze...
SYSTEM Greeter:     "GrendeIofGod" has left the room
Morkandbeans:       WHY, BEANS ARE GOOD?
BornAnnoying:       just like the guy behind the counter y'know
iZno recess:        no..on purpose..as i said he was subtle
MODEst one:         luck for what trick?
iZno recess:        he was the 'before' in a newspaper ad in one
BornAnnoying:       true
tRicKerZ:           fer a midterm...i need luck...alot of it...
Victor Vega:        steven king goes about it best --- cameos
MODEst one:         LOTS OF LUCK PAL
tRicKerZ:           so...comeon...everYone just ype "good luck trick"
x Spooky x:         yup..
x Spooky x:         and he's usually pretty good...<g>  for his 5 
                    seconds..
iZno recess:        get fucked trick....WHoOPS!
Victor Vega:        movies rot tho
Morkandbeans:       HEY RECESS, DO YOU KNOW OPERA?
iZno recess:        winfrey?
Victor Vega:        opera winfrey
gunpoint:           hope ya pass
x Spooky x:         all except pet sematary...i liked that one.
tRicKerZ:           aighT....tanx...everYone...
tRicKerZ:           fucken bucnch o assholez...
gunpoint:           yeah buyt that has a roamones song in it
gunpoint:           a bad one...
tRicKerZ:           bi
BornAnnoying:       I don't wanna be buried
SYSTEM Greeter:     "tRicKerZ" has left the room
x Spooky x:         hehe...
iZno recess:        opera winfrey..ah yes
gunpoint:           but a ramones song
BornAnnoying:       in a pet semataaaary
Morkandbeans:       YOU KNOW HER?
iZno recess:        that was so great live
Victor Vega:        gabba gabba hey
BornAnnoying:       that was my first exposure to the ramones
Victor Vega:        FREAKS
boogadabooga:       trendy=boots-hats-mtv-skate shoes-skull 
                    tatoos-wiggers-hydraulics-hoopties-skin 
                    heads-punks-preps-straight edge-docs-socks-muscle shirts-beer-wine-a trendy 
                    satisfaction guaranteed!
BornAnnoying:       oh, also Sheena...
BornAnnoying:       when the guy in the truck mows down the toddler
MODEst one:         booger!
x Spooky x:         oh lord.
MODEst one:         oh born
gunpoint:           ha ha!!!!
MODEst one:         i have nitemare
MODEst one:         s over that
iZno recess:        war! what is it good for?!
boogadabooga:       having?
boogadabooga:       1
x Spooky x:         that freaked me out when he stuck the needle in his 
                    kids neck..
iZno recess:        good god!
x Spooky x:         and he was going "no fair..no fair.."
Victor Vega:        yup
x Spooky x:         <shivers>
iZno recess:        absolutley HA! nothin ..sait agin!
MODEst one:         nothing beats Chuckie tho
BornAnnoying:       that was about the one good recent stephen king 
                    adaptatin
iZno recess:        did anyone see the stand
MODEst one:         yep
gunpoint:           yeah
MODEst one:         read too
iZno recess:        kinda boring
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Morkandbeans" has left the room
Victor Vega:        could'nt touch the book
geowin:             yes good movie
x Spooky x:         well all...i must depart.
x Spooky x:         i'm tired as hell..
MODEst one:         bye
iZno recess:        yeh bye whatever
geowin:             by
Victor Vega:        see ya spook
iZno recess:        hehe
x Spooky x:         bye byes...<thwaps recessie> <g>
gunpoint:           awwww!
iZno recess:        ow
BornAnnoying:       bye spookster
gunpoint:           bye trish!
gunpoint:           sleep well <g>
x Spooky x:         bye kev the irish jig master.<G>
SYSTEM Greeter:     "ivy princess" has left the room
x Spooky x:         <gives recess some more goldfish crackers>
iZno recess:        mmmm
SYSTEM Greeter:     "ivy princess" has entered the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Sod Dribble" has entered the room
x Spooky x:         bye annoying. <G>
iZno recess:        dems tasty!
x Spooky x:         <gets outta here>
SYSTEM Greeter:     "x Spooky x" has left the room
geowin:             hello all
Sod Dribble:        How's it going now?
geowin:             great
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Victor Vega" has left the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "billy liar" has entered the room
iZno recess:        fantoobulous
Sod Dribble:        There was a fight in the room before-I left
iZno recess:        a fight??
geowin:             who was fighting
Sod Dribble:        Well, all that stuff with filter ane gay folks
SYSTEM Greeter:     "billy liar" has left the room
boogadabooga:       the biggest trend of all is trying not to be trendy!
gunpoint:           hey chris geuss what song i had in my head all day!
gunpoint:           the whole day
BornAnnoying:       I know!!
gunpoint:           what?
BornAnnoying:       was it a jawbox song?
gunpoint:           no!
gunpoint:           ha ha
BornAnnoying:       cuz I had one!
iZno recess:        can anyone tell me why hank rollins had big poofy 
                    hair in the mid 80s
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Smartalek" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       I had two going at once actually
gunpoint:           it was a husker song
iZno recess:        just wondering
gunpoint:           wow yer complex man!
Smartalek:          kens in the house
BornAnnoying:       oh, I know..
BornAnnoying:       never talking to you!
gunpoint:           no, but close
gunpoint:           kinda the opposite
BornAnnoying:       recess, hank had the heavy metal hair cuz they went 
                    after the sabbath vote
geowin:             Rollins was going through some weird 80s stage
MODEst one:         iz i'll go as my brother ( runs out of the room )
BornAnnoying:       I willl!! never! forget... you!!
gunpoint:           YEAH!
gunpoint:           I WILL
gunpoint:           NEVER
boogadabooga:       make like pee wee herman and get off!
gunpoint:           FORGET
gunpoint:           YOU
gunpoint:           i love that so much!
BornAnnoying:       I wiiiiiilllll!!!!
boogadabooga:       so will i
geowin:             that was hot boogada
BornAnnoying:       yeah, it's one of my favorites!!
BornAnnoying:       just the growling vocals..
boogadabooga:       ya
boogadabooga:       hot
gunpoint:           I was screaming it in my car soooo loud
BornAnnoying:       and the guitar chord changes are fuckin' awesome
gunpoint:           old people were so afraid of me
gunpoint:           cause the window was down
SYSTEM Greeter:     "RageGrrl" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       hey, I do it all the time!
geowin:             recess come back
RageGrrl:           go to the rage room   teen member room!!!!!!!!!
BornAnnoying:       but nobody cares because It's LA
boogadabooga:       titties in my mouth
iZno recess:        im being IMd
gunpoint:           ha ha
boogadabooga:       titties in my mouth
boogadabooga:       !
RageGrrl:           rage room            memeber teen room
Smartalek:          hut up
Smartalek:          shut even
boogadabooga:       go rage somewhere else
geowin:             sorrt recess im me when your done
SYSTEM Greeter:     "billy liar" has entered the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "porchmonkeys" has entered the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "RageGrrl" has left the room
Smartalek:          hes done
iZno recess:        i think im done
Smartalek:          hes done in the butt all the time
iZno recess:        just ken lookin for some muff
BornAnnoying:       I sing along to Damaged a lot
gunpoint:           i learned how to play it
iZno recess:        wow, do you still have tonsils, born
BornAnnoying:       the song damaged??
Smartalek:          no "please shit stab at your discretion" recess
iZno recess:        ok..ok
gunpoint:           yeah thats easy, i meant i will never forget you
BornAnnoying:       no, they're still festering with cancer right about 
                    now mike
iZno recess:        cool!
SYSTEM Greeter:     "billy liar" has left the room
iZno recess:        so whats up geo
BornAnnoying:       yeah, the da-du-da-du... da du part is kinda tricky!
gunpoint:           ha ha I know what yer talkin about
geowin:             nothing i said im me when your done
gunpoint:           but its nothing to me... <cool look>
BornAnnoying:       kinda a zonky chord change
iZno recess:        zonky?
BornAnnoying:       oh yeah, mr. bass!!
Smartalek:          zonky?
gunpoint:           mr bass! hey i never noticed that
iZno recess:        agggh
BornAnnoying:       try barring six strings, mr. cool! hehe
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Sod Dribble" has left the room
gunpoint:           like as a decendants song
BornAnnoying:       yeah, that was an intended pun
Smartalek:          :::scratches balls:::
iZno recess:        careful, ken, they might pop
Smartalek:          haha
BornAnnoying:       power chords give me carpal tunnel
Smartalek:          shut the fuck up
gunpoint:           pfffft anyone can play guitar....
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mattie95" has entered the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "porchmonkeys" has left the room
Smartalek:          well, im off to write mail mike
Smartalek:          goodbye
BornAnnoying:       ok, you child molestor
BornAnnoying:       later
BornAnnoying:       heh
Smartalek:          see ya born, you little pedophile
mattie95:           anyone here with any advice for a woman that just 
                    got a huge tattoo on her back and can't sleep??
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Smartalek" has left the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "boogadabooga" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       yeah yeah
gunpoint:           sleep on your front
BornAnnoying:       try maximum strength tylenol. with codeine
iZno recess:        can u play ive had it born
mattie95:           can't sleep on my front... I think i'm doomed...
BornAnnoying:       sort of!
BornAnnoying:       well, actually, yeah I can
SYSTEM Greeter:     "EL PUNKROCKO" has entered the room
EL PUNKROCKO:       blah
BornAnnoying:       E - - - -, D, A
iZno recess:        hanks choice: tylenol
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
EL PUNKROCKO:       BLAH
MODEst one:         that's all you can say?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "EL PUNKROCKO" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       especially if you've got a tat that says search and 
                    destroy
mattie95:           tried the advil a little while ago
gunpoint:           ha ha
MODEst one:         take some robitussin
MODEst one:         or nyquil
MODEst one:         more than 2 liquicaps
mattie95:           no search and distroy tattoo's or a dub 69 tat 
                    either
BornAnnoying:       can you feel it feel it feel it
BornAnnoying:       in youuurr soooul
iZno recess:        hey i think its D C G, born
mattie95:           no nyquil that stuff will kill you
BornAnnoying:       do you have FUCK tattoed on your nuckles mat?
MODEst one:         i have elwood on mine
mattie95:           across my forehead backwards...
BornAnnoying:       yeah, I was thinking that recess
BornAnnoying:       a whole step down
mattie95:           so when I look in the mirror
iZno recess:        i saw this guy with a swastika on his head on jenny 
                    jones
MODEst one:         back to jenny
mattie95:           my hero...
BornAnnoying:       or people in front of you looking in the rearview 
                    mirror can see it
mattie95:           where the hell do they find those people???
BornAnnoying:       in their cars
gunpoint:           i saw that guy at a bar
iZno recess:        hehe..im not a loser that watches daytime 
                    TV,,,reALLY!
iZno recess:        you saw that guy?
mattie95:           she gets broadcast at 11pm here.
mattie95:           <--- in NY
gunpoint:           yeah he beat up my ara friend
geowin:             well 10 in ca
iZno recess:        yeh here too
BornAnnoying:       ara?
iZno recess:        wow..he seems like  jerk
gunpoint:           anti rascist action
BornAnnoying:       yeah, when you got a swastika on your forehead
BornAnnoying:       you're pretty much telling people 'hey, i'm a jerk'
mattie95:           ok ok
mattie95:           i gonna try the bed thing again... later kids
iZno recess:        cant work at tower
gunpoint:           heh heh
mattie95:           thanks for the advice
iZno recess:        bye mattie
BornAnnoying:       ok, remember tylenol X strength
SYSTEM Greeter:     "mattie95" has left the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Morkandbeans" has entered the room
iZno recess:        tattoos are cool
BornAnnoying:       can be
gunpoint:           any tat on your facial vicinty is pretty much 
                    telling peopel youre an asshole or your stupid
iZno recess:        i saw the worst tattoo ever in this mag today
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Shoggoth" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       yeah, that downright psychotic
Shoggoth:           fuck you
BornAnnoying:       I mean, nutso
iZno recess:        it was sposed to be a bear..
gunpoint:           saw a crazy bum with a spider web across half his 
                    face
iZno recess:        oh god..it was terrible...but the guy had it 
                    covered up
iZno recess:        with a cool bear
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Morkandbeans" has left the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Shoggoth" has left the room
MODEst one:         wowee
BornAnnoying:       zowie
iZno recess:        powee
MODEst one:         owwwie
BornAnnoying:       that record sucked
iZno recess:        have a corn dog, general custer
MODEst one:         kewl
BornAnnoying:       but that's neither here nor there
BornAnnoying:       I had two songs at once stuck in my head today. it 
                    was odd
SYSTEM Greeter:     "ivy princess" has left the room
MODEst one:         what was that born?
BornAnnoying:       you know, it was strange
MODEst one:         tell us about it
BornAnnoying:       one was spiral fix by jawbox...
BornAnnoying:       I can't quite recall the other
BornAnnoying:       there were fighting one another for control of my 
                    sanity
MODEst one:         ring around the rosie
MODEst one:         or tip toe thru the tulips
iZno recess:        youre totally schizo, born
BornAnnoying:       no, something more abrasive
BornAnnoying:       generally no, but I've been this week
iZno recess:        welll..
iZno recess:        i got news for ya
iZno recess:        hehe
iZno recess:        j/k
BornAnnoying:       chemical imbalance
iZno recess:        sure blame it on science
BornAnnoying:       it's...that time of the month..
MODEst one:         too many drugs?
BornAnnoying:       hehe
iZno recess:        just like all the great nutsos
MODEst one:         he's brillant, yet insane folks
SYSTEM Greeter:     "tresssa" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       yeah, but that's half the fun
iZno recess:        folks?
BornAnnoying:       y'all
iZno recess:        see it in your eyes, born
SYSTEM Greeter:     "geowin" has left the room
MODEst one:         youngins
BornAnnoying:       maniacs
MODEst one:         losers
iZno recess:        spazwads
MODEst one:         queerballs
iZno recess:        boofbabies
BornAnnoying:       botched abortions
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Obviousone" has entered the room
iZno recess:        silly reasons for homicide
MODEst one:         butt munch
iZno recess:        im so fucked up
Obviousone:         hi what up
iZno recess:        hey ob
iZno recess:        im gonna end it fucking all, man
MODEst one:         oh what the fuck
BornAnnoying:       It's a one horse town!
iZno recess:        ok..
gunpoint:           hey chris i was thinkin, like about all the really 
                    bad zines out there
iZno recess:        you know that song "misty"
BornAnnoying:       play it
iZno recess:        you know what the flipside called?
MODEst one:         um...(ponders for a moment)
gunpoint:           and i was like, who woule do a zine that i would 
                    actually read?
BornAnnoying:       like Maximumrocknroll
gunpoint:           and I thought CHRIS
BornAnnoying:       I've gotten sick of that
iZno recess:        "dreamy" is the flipside
BornAnnoying:       ah dude..
gunpoint:           you did a zine?
iZno recess:        they played it on the radio..
MODEst one:         dreamy mist...hmmmm
BornAnnoying:       maybe we could collaborate or something
iZno recess:        pretty sad song
BornAnnoying:       you do the art. I do the ranting@!
MODEst one:         annoying recess
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Clockwork Oi" has entered the room
iZno recess:        ill do the logo!
gunpoint:           alright!
gunpoint:           henry rollins comics!
iZno recess:        ill get  all the chicks!
SYSTEM Greeter:     "SCHEMA SID" has entered the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Clockwork Oi" has left the room
MODEst one:         cool
BornAnnoying:       Slash was like the last cool zine
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Obviousone" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       and then MRR back in the early 80's
SCHEMA SID:         hello room
iZno recess:        yeh "the adventures of hank"
MODEst one:         hey sid
BornAnnoying:       now there just a bunch of retards who have printing 
                    presses
gunpoint:           ha ha
BornAnnoying:       adventures of hank??
SCHEMA SID:         obviousone
MODEst one:         gone
iZno recess:        yeh its a comic
BornAnnoying:       oh..
iZno recess:        or a possible one
MODEst one:         it could happen
BornAnnoying:       I'd really love to do a zine, but I'm too lazy
gunpoint:           no way!
MODEst one:         get off your lazy ass then
BornAnnoying:       all the printing, distribution and bullshit
gunpoint:           adventures of hank is a comic already?
BornAnnoying:       no way mode
MODEst one:         fine
SYSTEM Greeter:     "BogusBadge" has entered the room
MODEst one:         stay dormant
BornAnnoying:       LET'S SUE THE FUCKER FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
iZno recess:        no no, my dense friend
BornAnnoying:       that was our idea!
BogusBadge:         hello
iZno recess:        i was just pondering
MODEst one:         hee hee
BornAnnoying:       cuz we had the same idea..
BornAnnoying:       "adventures of hank"
MODEst one:         hey bogus
MODEst one:         by " Annoying Recess "
BornAnnoying:       "and his friend Ian"
gunpoint:           ha ha
BornAnnoying:       y'know, like wandering the streets of LA..
iZno recess:        this week, hank gets beat up by some skins, then 
                    crashes at a fans house
gunpoint:           that would be fucking funny
MODEst one:         good idea guys
BornAnnoying:       making keen observations about the daily obtuse 
                    lives of people
MODEst one:         you'll make millions
gunpoint:           (to you and me atleast)
iZno recess:        living in his shed
MODEst one:         obtuse
MODEst one:         big word
BornAnnoying:       eating grasshoppers and rainwater
gunpoint:           heh heh!
BornAnnoying:       and only coming out to do spoken word appearances
gunpoint:           playng checkers by himself
iZno recess:        taking tylenol..
BornAnnoying:       beating off, growing out his hair
iZno recess:        for his ridiculously huge tat
MODEst one:         rat a tat tat
iZno recess:        ok..lets forget this comic..
BornAnnoying:       exercising his neck for hours on end
gunpoint:           ha ha
iZno recess:        itll never sell
BornAnnoying:       yeah, but that's not the point
BornAnnoying:       the Stooges never sold either
MODEst one:         we'll distribute it door to door
iZno recess:        sure they did, they opened for the guess who
gunpoint:           heh heh
BornAnnoying:       but that would be distribution of harmful matter
MODEst one:         hee hee
iZno recess:        here, ma'am, care for a HAnk rolLins comic?
MODEst one:         that's the point
BornAnnoying:       the guess who opened for steppenwolf..
MODEst one:         like the Witnesses and stuff
iZno recess:        only 17.95
iZno recess:        did they?
iZno recess:        wow
MODEst one:         9.99 and your first issue is free
BornAnnoying:       We need to price em outrageously to break even
iZno recess:        great show
MODEst one:         and with it you'll receive this free CD
iZno recess:        heLLO this is adam ant, telling you that the ants 
                    literally SUCk
BornAnnoying:       it's sad how shitty MRR has become
BornAnnoying:       it took a while to dawn on me
iZno recess:        you blind fool
SYSTEM Greeter:     "marijne" has entered the room
MODEst one:         good morning sunshine
BornAnnoying:       black flag kills ants on contact
SYSTEM Greeter:     "SCHEMA SID" has left the room
tresssa:            you boys are very entertaining.
iZno recess:        yep
MODEst one:         we have red ants
MODEst one:         they suck
iZno recess:        fire ants in my pants
MODEst one:         yep
iZno recess:        make me dance
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has entered the room
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       we got them lil black fuckers..
BornAnnoying:       come into the house every durn time it rains
MODEst one:         do they bite?
iZno recess:        do you stomp em
BornAnnoying:       not really
SYSTEM Greeter:     "marijne" has left the room
MODEst one:         ours bite
BornAnnoying:       they're too small to really stomp
MODEst one:         i kill them with poison
MODEst one:         it's fun
iZno recess:        what? like an encore dinner?
BornAnnoying:       I used to squash em one by one for entertainment as 
                    a child
SYSTEM Greeter:     "BogusBadge" has left the room
iZno recess:        your sick
MODEst one:         and drop them in the toilet to swim
BornAnnoying:       yeah, but it kept me occupied
iZno recess:        i saved a fly from the sink recently
MODEst one:         i like rolly-pollys
MODEst one:         you saviour
iZno recess:        the saint
BornAnnoying:       while my peers were out contracting herpes and 
                    overdosing on methamphetamines, I was having clean fun
MODEst one:         good boy!
iZno recess:        malicious, but clean
BornAnnoying:       yes indeed
MODEst one:         Fla is one big anthill
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Clockwork Oi" has entered the room
MODEst one:         and everyone wonders why there are sink holes
BornAnnoying:       we got sink holes here from the gdamn subway 
                    construction
iZno recess:        fla is full of crazy fuckers
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Clockwork Oi" has left the room
MODEst one:         suck huh?
BornAnnoying:       hollywood boulevard is collapsing
MODEst one:         cool
iZno recess:        really?
BornAnnoying:       yeah
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has entered the room
MODEst one:         hollyweird is gonna end up in the Pacific anyway
BornAnnoying:       and nobody's gonna use it anyway
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       everybody has their own cars!! haha!!
BornAnnoying:       it's nutso!
iZno recess:        do you put on "la woman" and tool around in your 
                    gto at night , chris
MODEst one:         everyone is old in Fla
BornAnnoying:       no, actually LA blues by the stooges, and it's a 
                    caddy
iZno recess:        checkin out the city lights
BornAnnoying:       in a hollywood bungalow
MODEst one:         hee hee
iZno recess:        hmm..not bad
BornAnnoying:       you a lucky little lady in the city of lights
MODEst one:         cruisin Compton
iZno recess:        or just another lost angel
iZno recess:        city of night
BornAnnoying:       city of night.. woah!
BornAnnoying:       {synth solo}
iZno recess:        motel money murder madness
iZno recess:        change the mood from glad to sadness
iZno recess:        thats no synth, its a fender rhoades
BornAnnoying:       that's weird
BornAnnoying:       sounds lke a synth
iZno recess:        what is
MODEst one:         poetic in fact
iZno recess:        they used a synth on strange days, actually
iZno recess:        way back in 68
MODEst one:         i wasn't born yet
iZno recess:        me neither
BornAnnoying:       me neither
MODEst one:         hee hee
BornAnnoying:       I'm ashamed
MODEst one:         you should be
iZno recess:        yes, you young person
MODEst one:         um...
BornAnnoying:       I know..
MODEst one:         you youngin
BornAnnoying:       we're the youth, the blunderers of the future
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has entered the room
MODEst one:         Generation X
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has left the room
iZno recess:        take the ball, son..and drop it in a puddle
iZno recess:        i think kittys on bennys tonite
MODEst one:         yep
BornAnnoying:       we'll take the baton and accidentally impale 
                    ourselves on it
MODEst one:         ouch
BornAnnoying:       she's all tensed up, too many pills
iZno recess:        take the reigns and lead the wagon off the cliff
iZno recess:        yeh..she cant even speak
BornAnnoying:       and she was so modest in the past
iZno recess:        did u say modest?
MODEst one:         did u?
BornAnnoying:       yes
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       what about it?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Kitty Kate" has left the room
iZno recess:        hi kate bye kate
MODEst one:         see ya
MODEst one:         ludes man
iZno recess:        ludes man? theres another comic idea
MODEst one:         lookin for love in all the wrong places
BornAnnoying:       stumbling around like a pilled up narcoleptic
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Shark4" has entered the room
iZno recess:        dare we IM her and see
BornAnnoying:       not yet..
iZno recess:        ok
BornAnnoying:       I think we should decide on what to say next time 
                    she comes about
MODEst one:         lucy ludes and her side kick kathy kind
iZno recess:        well,, gotta type fast
MODEst one:         comic ides
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Shark4" has left the room
MODEst one:         we should time her next ETA
MODEst one:         say about 5 minutes
iZno recess:        hehe yeh
BornAnnoying:       I can type fast enough
gunpoint:           comic idles comis idles
iZno recess:        her duration of stay: 1.2 seconds
gunpoint:           fucking bored to tears
BornAnnoying:       fuckin bored to tears
BornAnnoying:       waste of twenny years
BornAnnoying:       doing nothing all day!
gunpoint:           ooh is the proper spelling fuckin?
iZno recess:        hey gun..
BornAnnoying:       yes
iZno recess:        what is the source might i ask of your member info
SYSTEM Greeter:      
SYSTEM Greeter:     You are now in room "Punk"
SYSTEM Greeter:     You have READ/WRITE Access
SYSTEM Greeter:      
MODEst one:         good question
SYSTEM Greeter:      
SYSTEM Greeter:     You are now in room "Punk"
SYSTEM Greeter:     You have READ/WRITE Access
SYSTEM Greeter:      
BornAnnoying:       whose?
gunpoint:           its from cops
MODEst one:         and born, i notice you change yours daily
iZno recess:        gunpoints
iZno recess:        no it isnt
BornAnnoying:       oh. hehe
BornAnnoying:       now I get it
gunpoint:           like cops from somewhere
iZno recess:        you get it?
MODEst one:         i don't
gunpoint:           some guy ezplaining how he woke up in the parking 
                    lot naked and all drunk
BornAnnoying:       like how guys stumble up drenched in blood and say 
                    "I wasn't doing anything officer"
iZno recess:        oh..ok..hehe thats funny
SYSTEM Greeter:     "geowin" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       "just going to the store, you know"
iZno recess:        hey geo
MODEst one:         oh... (slaps forehead)
BornAnnoying:       "is that some kinda crime, man?!"
gunpoint:           ha ha
geowin:             hi im back
iZno recess:        did anyone see the cops with the drunk shirtless 
                    fat redneck? that was a good one
gunpoint:           thats everyone
BornAnnoying:       oh yeah! they rerun that every time
iZno recess:        hehe
MODEst one:         was he beating his wife
gunpoint:           and his wife has the most annoying voice?
iZno recess:        well, she was crying and wearing a simpsons t shirt
iZno recess:        w/ no bra
BornAnnoying:       and he started bawling when he was put into the 
                    squad car and his kids were screaming
MODEst one:         and they live in a trailerpark
iZno recess:        YUP THATS THE ONE
MODEst one:         got it on tape
geowin:             so dose 1 of my friends
BornAnnoying:       "you can't take me away, I gotta care for my 8 
                    kids!"
geowin:             sure
iZno recess:        or how bout the one with the stoned gangsta being 
                    frisked on the trunk of his car
iZno recess:        and the cops pulls out a pipe and goes :" this 
                    yours?"
MODEst one:         the one they had to chase?
iZno recess:        right..
MODEst one:         and he has no shirt on?
tresssa:            Can I ask a stupid qustion?
iZno recess:        yeah, but a base ball cap
tresssa:            oops, question
MODEst one:         depends
tresssa:            On what?
MODEst one:         i remember
MODEst one:         got that one on tape too
BornAnnoying:       "it wasn't there last time sir"
geowin:             who cares
MODEst one:         " i didn't put it there "
tresssa:            fuck it, never mind.
iZno recess:        " i was just holdin that for a friend"
MODEst one:         " that's not mine "
MODEst one:         good one iz
iZno recess:        hehe..cops, great show
MODEst one:         how about the one when they pull over two 
                    hillbillies
geowin:             i saw that
MODEst one:         in a pick up and they have a gun and a ton of weed 
                    in a
MODEst one:         u-haul
iZno recess:        and every other word they say is 'huh??'
MODEst one:         yep
MODEst one:         they're stoned out of their minds
BornAnnoying:       and they say they were just planning to smoke it 
                    themselves on the weekend..
MODEst one:         yep
BornAnnoying:       a mountain of weed
MODEst one:         a whole truck load
iZno recess:        thats strictly for personal use, officer
MODEst one:         some weekend
MODEst one:         " i didn't put that there, i was moving Uncle 
                    Jesse's stuff"
geowin:              lol
MODEst one:         "how in tarnation' did that git in thar"
geowin:             lol
gunpoint:           shit I musta missed some really cool topics of 
                    conversation
iZno recess:        yeh, we just hitched up the u haul..didnt look 
                    inside er nuthin
geowin:             lol
gunpoint:           u=haul in atlanta
gunpoint:           with the bomb in it
iZno recess:        turned out to be baking soda
gunpoint:           you know about that?
gunpoint:           really?
iZno recess:        yeh it was on the news here
gunpoint:           baking soda can do anything man
MODEst one:         when was this?
gunpoint:           you can do it all!
iZno recess:        they thought it was fertilizer
MODEst one:         Atlanta is so damn exciting
MODEst one:         so sorry i left
SYSTEM Greeter:     "KlLLyourSELF" has entered the room
gunpoint:           yeah everythings blowin all up
BornAnnoying:       they use cow shit to blow up buildings these days
KlLLyourSELF:       h e l l o
iZno recess:        i passed thru there..didnt seem too exciting
gunpoint:           yeah it works well
geowin:             hi
MODEst one:         j/k
gunpoint:           and it smeels
MODEst one:         smeels?
KlLLyourSELF:       what is going  on?
iZno recess:        not much
MODEst one:         same old shit
gunpoint:           wow yep i spelled a word wrong
KlLLyourSELF:       O~ joy
MODEst one:         hee hee
KlLLyourSELF:       where is everyone from?
MODEst one:         here
geowin:             ca
gunpoint:           im not telling
MODEst one:         there
iZno recess:        paris
KlLLyourSELF:       :(
MODEst one:         everywhere
gunpoint:           hey chris geuss what?
iZno recess:        did it again
MODEst one:         yep
BornAnnoying:       what's that?
gunpoint:           I found out  played in buffalo before
BornAnnoying:       I'm from hamburg by the way
iZno recess:        ahhh hamburg
BornAnnoying:       who?
iZno recess:        city of love
gunpoint:           black flag
MODEst one:         city of burgers
BornAnnoying:       oh hell yeah!
BornAnnoying:       says so in the book!
gunpoint:           really?
gunpoint:           at the continental...
iZno recess:        its all in the book
gunpoint:           a goth bar
MODEst one:         by the book
geowin:             tresssa where r u
KlLLyourSELF:       are all of u sXe?
BornAnnoying:       they were really confrontational
tresssa:            vegas
geowin:             oh u r pretty quiet
KlLLyourSELF:       hello?
BornAnnoying:       what bands are from buffalo kevin?
tresssa:            yep
KlLLyourSELF:       is anybody out there
iZno recess:        no one is sxe
gunpoint:           hmmmm
geowin:             yes
iZno recess:        i dont think
KlLLyourSELF:       yay that's good
MODEst one:         can anybody hear me
iZno recess:        barely
gunpoint:           slush fund counterclockwise daybreak johnny 
                    revolting
geowin:             talk louder
gunpoint:           hmmm
MODEst one:         is anyone home
KlLLyourSELF:       no not louder
BornAnnoying:       aren't there some pretty well known bands?
gunpoint:           nope
MODEst one:         buffalo tom
gunpoint:           the drummer from goldfinger <barf>
gunpoint:           snapcase
MODEst one:         hee hee
gunpoint:           despair union
gunpoint:           dumb hc
BornAnnoying:       I coulda sworn I heard of some big name bands from 
                    there
gunpoint:           hmmmmm
gunpoint:           you must be wrong
iZno recess:        jethro tull, surpisingly
MODEst one:         cool
gunpoint:           the only big name bands are snapcase and the fems
iZno recess:        ELP
SYSTEM Greeter:     "KlLLyourSELF" has left the room
gunpoint:           arrrgggh!
BornAnnoying:       it's weird how not many bands come from LA
BornAnnoying:       I mean, chicago has huge bands
geowin:             social d
gunpoint:           downset :)
iZno recess:        the smashing pump mes, veruca sad
gunpoint:           they say la every other word in thier songs
BornAnnoying:       ah, they're gangsta
gunpoint:           yeah really
iZno recess:        maybe thats cuz LA sux
BornAnnoying:       represent downey, yo!!
BornAnnoying:       yeah, LA sux
BornAnnoying:       and I'm gonna sink with california
BornAnnoying:       when it falls into the sea
geowin:             yeah SF is better
iZno recess:        san diego
MODEst one:         how's the quakes?
gunpoint:           you can crash at my place till they aapt it for 
                    nderwater usage
gunpoint:           i mean adapt
iZno recess:        an underwater
gunpoint:           yeah my fingers are frozen
tresssa:            time for bed, 'night boys
geowin:             quakes r fun
iZno recess:        really
MODEst one:         cool
iZno recess:        nite tressa
SYSTEM Greeter:     "tresssa" has left the room
geowin:             yeah
gunpoint:           I gotta go, Ill see ya rounds
MODEst one:         see ya
BornAnnoying:       ok later kevin
geowin:             bye
iZno recess:        bye gun
gunpoint:           goodnight chrisco
gunpoint:           see ya no
BornAnnoying:       keep listening to the last song on zen!
BornAnnoying:       it'll grow on you!
gunpoint:           dreams ?
BornAnnoying:       yep!
gunpoint:           ok, ill give it another try...he he
SYSTEM Greeter:     "gunpoint" has left the room
iZno recess:        im hungry
MODEst one:         me too
iZno recess:        ill brb
MODEst one:         ok
geowin:             this is boring now
MODEst one:         born, whaz up?
geowin:             hi geo is here too
MODEst one:         hey geo
geowin:             thats better
MODEst one:         :)
geowin:             lol
geowin:             r u m/f
MODEst one:         should i tell her born?
MODEst one:         or would u like to?
BornAnnoying:       go ahead!
MODEst one:         no u
MODEst one:         ?
geowin:             whats the big deal
MODEst one:         ask born
BornAnnoying:       I dunno!
MODEst one:         hee hee
BornAnnoying:       ask modest, geo
MODEst one:         oh silly, f
geowin:             mode u r f
MODEst one:         yep
MODEst one:         suprised?
MODEst one:         born?
geowin:             ok born know u
geowin:             now
geowin:             no
MODEst one:         born?
BornAnnoying:       I'm a boy, I'm a boy
geowin:             ok ok
iZno recess:        pictures of lily!
MODEst one:         whada eatin'?
iZno recess:        pbj?
MODEst one:         yummy
MODEst one:         brb
geowin:             hi recess
iZno recess:        hey born, u know in pictures of lily..where they 
                    sing "shes been dead since 1929"
BornAnnoying:       yeah
geowin:             this room gets gets stranger eveyday
iZno recess:        that like some of my favorite vocals of all time
iZno recess:        that single line..its the coolest
BornAnnoying:       I've never noticed that one
iZno recess:        the way they sing "1929"
BornAnnoying:       I prefer "meet the new boss, same as the old boss!"
iZno recess:        knocks me out every time..dunno why
iZno recess:        thats good too
BornAnnoying:       picutres of lily is my least favorite who songs
BornAnnoying:       augh!
iZno recess:        not so much the words, but the way its sung, ya 
                    know? the phrasing
BornAnnoying:       fuck my grammar!
MODEst one:         hey ho
iZno recess:        well, youre nuts, poncho
BornAnnoying:       I'll have to give the song a second listen
MODEst one:         geo, age?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "geowin" has left the room
iZno recess:        poncherelli
MODEst one:         bye
MODEst one:         CHiPs rulz
iZno recess:        attention all units!
MODEst one:         how'd they ride side by side like that
iZno recess:        modest, do you remember the show "emergency"?
iZno recess:        i dunno
MODEst one:         loved it
iZno recess:        really? shit, that was my favorite
MODEst one:         mine too
iZno recess:        me and my childhood girlfriend used to play 
                    emergency on my bunk beds
MODEst one:         i had bunk beds!
iZno recess:        wow!
MODEst one:         and glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling
iZno recess:        who was your fave johhny or ray?
MODEst one:         um...
MODEst one:         ray
iZno recess:        yeh i liked ray, but johhny cage was cool
MODEst one:         but johnny was coool
iZno recess:        yep
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Shark4" has entered the room
MODEst one:         i liked baretta too
Shark4:             HE SUCKS
iZno recess:        i didnt watch that too much
SYSTEM Greeter:     "IAM BRITTANY" has entered the room
IAM BRITTANY:       hey wsup?
BornAnnoying:       geez, old people reminiscing
iZno recess:        hi brit
MODEst one:         oh come on
Shark4:             BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY WITH YOUR HAND
MODEst one:         brit u in ca?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "IAM BRITTANY" has left the room
Shark4:             yugy7b .,mvyj,hlumgbtyctumubhiubnijmok/m.ojm.hubjn
MODEst one:         bye brit
Shark4:             ojif5rdb0i087985453456367tgvfnt68f
iZno recess:        who were you talking to shark ass
MODEst one:         fuck off sharkey
iZno recess:        sharkeys machine
MODEst one:         yep
Shark4:             FUCK YOU
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Shark4" has left the room
MODEst one:         good
iZno recess:        hey born, u changed your interests again..
MODEst one:         what is up with some of these names?
iZno recess:        huh
BornAnnoying:       I'm subject to change and so are you
MODEst one:         born is ever changing
SYSTEM Greeter:     "v ShadowPlay" has entered the room
iZno recess:        deep,  man
BornAnnoying:       from time to time my ideals change
BornAnnoying:       thoughts and thinking rearrange
BornAnnoying:       dig?
SYSTEM Greeter:     "v ShadowPlay" has left the room
MODEst one:         heavy man
iZno recess:        i dig ya
BornAnnoying:       cool daddyo
MODEst one:         right on
iZno recess:        im cold
MODEst one:         sorry
MODEst one:         how cold is it?
iZno recess:        s'ok
iZno recess:        i dunno
iZno recess:        too cold
MODEst one:         got snow?
iZno recess:        some
iZno recess:        born what are you doing
MODEst one:         slushy?
iZno recess:        icy, kinda
iZno recess:        its weird
MODEst one:         why?
BornAnnoying:       honestly?
iZno recess:        i hate winter..it must die
iZno recess:        honestly
MODEst one:         soon my friend
BornAnnoying:       I'm installing a new grip on my revolver
MODEst one:         cool
iZno recess:        oh..
BornAnnoying:       I know it's strange
iZno recess:        mother of pearl?
MODEst one:         you pack heat?
BornAnnoying:       no, black rubber
BornAnnoying:       pachmayer
iZno recess:        black rubber?
BornAnnoying:       I don't pack, it's in my room
BornAnnoying:       hell yeah!
iZno recess:        gun totin mofo
BornAnnoying:       so as not to fly out of my hands
MODEst one:         you got license for that mister
BornAnnoying:       um... it's my friends gun officer...
BornAnnoying:       he was gonna pick it up... uh.. later
iZno recess:        ok..full cavity search
MODEst one:         you better come withme
BornAnnoying:       oww!!
iZno recess:        deep and hard <snap>
BornAnnoying:       but sir, you just don't understand
BornAnnoying:       I swear on the life of my children it wasn't there 
                    before!
iZno recess:        oh..i understand all right
iZno recess:        i hate kids!
BornAnnoying:       that's what the UK Subs said
BornAnnoying:       no, check that..
iZno recess:        <shoves born in squad car>
BornAnnoying:       that's what lyle preslar said
BornAnnoying:       the UK Subs said "you give me disease!"
iZno recess:        lyle pressler?
MODEst one:         <bumps his head while entering vehicle>
BornAnnoying:       ow!!
BornAnnoying:       gimme your badge number!
MODEst one:         <intentionally>, cops love that
iZno recess:        yeh i dont do the head thing!
BornAnnoying:       I'm gonna report you to internal affairs
iZno recess:        its 69, mofo!
iZno recess:        like u and your cell mate wil doin in sing sing!
BornAnnoying:       <sob> .... no, you can't take me <sob sob>!!
SYSTEM Greeter:     "nuermanc" has entered the room
BornAnnoying:       what about?! <sob> my kids!!
iZno recess:        be a man!
MODEst one:         they'll have visitation
MODEst one:         on weekends
BornAnnoying:       you... you.. i got a wife and kids. please, i'll 
                    never do it again!!
MODEst one:         buck up little man
BornAnnoying:       <sobbing>
iZno recess:        correction..had
iZno recess:        now your single..san quentin style
BornAnnoying:       no!!
BornAnnoying:       not leon!
iZno recess:        the "boys" are gonna like you, sweet thang
MODEst one:         in the slammer you go
SYSTEM Greeter:     "nuermanc" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       <screams of protest muffled by the closed squad car 
                    door>
iZno recess:        <fin>
BornAnnoying:       <kicking side wondow>
MODEst one:         oui
BornAnnoying:       window
iZno recess:        this has been a presentation of late night loser 
                    playhouse
BornAnnoying:       the end
MODEst one:         hee hee
BornAnnoying:       tune in tonight as we reenact a throwaway skit from 
                    SNL
BornAnnoying:       tomorrow night
MODEst one:         oh no
iZno recess:        look for it
iZno recess:        who in tarnation is "leon"
MODEst one:         ha ha ha
BornAnnoying:       my 300 pound cellmate
SYSTEM Greeter:     "DrUnKeN CrAp" has entered the room
iZno recess:        ohhh, the one youll 69 with
BornAnnoying:       yeah, if I'm lucky
iZno recess:        euggh
MODEst one:         ewww
BornAnnoying:       otherwise, it'll be worse
iZno recess:        i dunno, which would be worse
BornAnnoying:       ah, use your imagination
SYSTEM Greeter:     "xBabsBunnny" has entered the room
iZno recess:        i am..
iZno recess:        hi babs
xBabsBunnny:        HiYa
DrUnKeN CrAp:       hi, xBabs
iZno recess:        how are ya babs
BornAnnoying:       I don't think i'll break the law anytime soon
iZno recess:        me neither
xBabsBunnny:        i'm doing fine
iZno recess:        ill be a good lil wussy
xBabsBunnny:        HiYa Crap
BornAnnoying:       nothing worse than state penitentiary
iZno recess:        so babs, where from;
xBabsBunnny:        NY
DrUnKeN CrAp:       HEY, who ya callin Crap?? wait, thats my name!!!!
MODEst one:         cupcake camp
iZno recess:        cool, babs
xBabsBunnny:        yep
BornAnnoying:       hey recess, have you seen american me?
iZno recess:        i love sayin "babs" for some reason
xBabsBunnny:        hehehe
xBabsBunnny:        i like it
iZno recess:        with eddie jim almos? nope
iZno recess:        is it good
BornAnnoying:       now that is enough to anyone out of prison
BornAnnoying:       yeah, but its brutal
BornAnnoying:       you'll never look at the slammer the same way
iZno recess:        hey, rent straight time, thats a good prison 
                    movie..actually, parole movie
MODEst one:         who's in it?
BornAnnoying:       I will
xBabsBunnny:        <----is lost here
iZno recess:        ill have to check out amer. me, tho
MODEst one:         i like Raising Arizona
BornAnnoying:       definately a good movie, American Me
iZno recess:        dustin hoffman, its like painfully realistic
BornAnnoying:       definitely.
iZno recess:        ok rain man
DrUnKeN CrAp:       i like heavy metal
iZno recess:        like helmet?
BornAnnoying:       hey,
DrUnKeN CrAp:       not the music
MODEst one:         iron madien
BornAnnoying:       I did sound like rain man
DrUnKeN CrAp:       the movie
BornAnnoying:       unintentionally
MODEst one:         sure
iZno recess:        and i typed dustin hoffman! weird!
BornAnnoying:       haven't seen the movie
BornAnnoying:       it was a string of coincidences!
xBabsBunnny:        brb afk
iZno recess:        whats that movie like , crap
BornAnnoying:       probably
MODEst one:         is it a cartoon?
BornAnnoying:       it's animated
DrUnKeN CrAp:       Heavy Metal, the movie, is cartoon Animation; itz 
                    purty kewl tho
MODEst one:         woweee
iZno recess:        nudity?
MODEst one:         saw it
DrUnKeN CrAp:       looc ti saw
SYSTEM Greeter:     "V Skarr V" has entered the room
DrUnKeN CrAp:       ?
BornAnnoying:       music by blue oyster cult, black sabbath, journey, 
                    ac dc
iZno recess:        is afk away from keyboard?
MODEst one:         rock on dude
xBabsBunnny:        which movie is this?
iZno recess:        journey woohoo
xBabsBunnny:        yes
MODEst one:         ac dc kicks ass
BornAnnoying:       journey actually got lumped into the heavy metal 
                    crowd somehow
iZno recess:        when the lights go down in the citaaaayy
DrUnKeN CrAp:       where is everybody 
                    from??????????????????????????????????
MODEst one:         ha ha
iZno recess:        IL
xBabsBunnny:        good song
SYSTEM Greeter:     "V Skarr V" has left the room
BornAnnoying:       she was a mean machine, she kept her motor clean!
MODEst one:         FL
BornAnnoying:       she was the best damn woman that I ever seen
iZno recess:        dont fear the reaper, baby take my hand
BornAnnoying:       CA
MODEst one:         that's not Journey
xBabsBunnny:        {s neverland}
DrUnKeN CrAp:       WoW!! were opposites!!
BornAnnoying:       no, it's AC dc
DrUnKeN CrAp:       MODE
MODEst one:         yep
iZno recess:        how are u opposites
DrUnKeN CrAp:       me from WA
xBabsBunnny:        off to never never land............
DrUnKeN CrAp:       he fro FL
iZno recess:        nite babs
xBabsBunnny:        no i was singing
DrUnKeN CrAp:       u talk too much, xBabs!!!!!!!!!
DrUnKeN CrAp:       (yeah, right!!)
xBabsBunnny:        i played a Metallica wav
MODEst one:         he fro FL?
DrUnKeN CrAp:       oops
BornAnnoying:       allright!!
DrUnKeN CrAp:       u FROM FL
BornAnnoying:       rock on dude!
xBabsBunnny:        and was singing
iZno recess:        u like mxpx , crap
xBabsBunnny:        {s neverland}
xBabsBunnny:        see
DrUnKeN CrAp:       HOWD u know i live by them?
iZno recess:        they have a song
DrUnKeN CrAp:       i met TOM
iZno recess:        really..cool
DrUnKeN CrAp:       they have a lot of songs!!]
xBabsBunnny:        {s roam}
iZno recess:        well :move to bremerton"
xBabsBunnny:        Metallica
MODEst one:         rulz
iZno recess:        was the one i was thinking of
xBabsBunnny:        hehehe
DrUnKeN CrAp:       best song
BornAnnoying:       buffalo Tom!
DrUnKeN CrAp:       aaaa
xBabsBunnny:        {s animal}  NIN
SYSTEM Greeter:     "Sod Dribble" has entered the room
MODEst one:         hey sod
Sod Dribble:        hello
DrUnKeN CrAp:       Sorority house rejects
MODEst one:         where ya been?
Sod Dribble:        What a dead night
iZno recess:        boy know whos a real tool? sod dribble. I...
MODEst one:         yep
Sod Dribble:        I've been room hopping
iZno recess:        oh HI SOD
Sod Dribble:        Thanks recess
iZno recess:        hehehe
MODEst one:         cheating again?
DrUnKeN CrAp:       Bumpin Uglies rock
xBabsBunnny:        {s {s flynhi}    OZZY
xBabsBunnny:        damn
BornAnnoying:       I'm dead tired
iZno recess:        ozzy! youre the man!
xBabsBunnny:        {s flynhi}
Sod Dribble:        They just had that wav in the Metal room, babs
xBabsBunnny:        better
MODEst one:         on a crazy train
xBabsBunnny:        i made it!!!
Sod Dribble:        gravy train
BornAnnoying:       I'm leavin, ok guys. so keep your lighters in the 
                    air, keep your hair long, and rock on!
iZno recess:        makes its own gravy