iZno recess: hmm, maybe theres some scrap lumber i could sit around n stare at PC2109: {s bongrip} flagburner6: {s theylive} iZno recess: that would be fun PC2109: it'd be as fun as this! flagburner6: {s doobie} PC2109: {s ondope} AckAckAck1: knaw on some frozen fish sticks PC2109: mmmmmmmmm iZno recess: mrs pauls PC2109: naw the gortons fisherman iZno recess: dont trust the gortons fisherman iZno recess: hes a lying bastard PC2109: hey thats my grampa shut up! PC2109: jk iZno recess: i dont care.. iZno recess: he putsx alpo in them things PC2109: he puts shrimp poop in em iZno recess: that too iZno recess: shrimpoop PC2109: and whale sperm flagburner6: {s joint} iZno recess: and um..rat hairs PC2109: creem of tartar. flagburner6: {s bongrip} iZno recess: gnaw PC2109: {s doobie} flagburner6: lol iZno recess: {s satan} PC2109: im rollin a doobie PC2109: {s ondope} PC2109: {s dog_hump} iZno recess: roll another doobie iZno recess: pretty soon we will be PC2109: im already kinda buzzed iZno recess: um.. PC2109: [s theylive} iZno recess: feelin scarijuana AckAckAck1: smoke a joint, sit around and meditate PC2109: {s theylive} flagburner6: LOL PC2109: {s alvinbj} iZno recess: {s rowboat} PC2109: {s virgin} iZno recess: pc..ur a virgin? PC2109: {s hotcream} PC2109: no madonna is though PC2109: {s ankles7} flagburner6: {s repeater} iZno recess: hey i think ill count this box of thumb tacks iZno recess: thatd be fun PC2109: {s floyd} PC2109: {s smartass} iZno recess: {s ankles3} PC2109: {s fullof} PC2109: {s killersx} iZno recess: {s 3in_tool} PC2109: {s alvinbj} AckAckAck1: {s paytocum} PC2109: i have nothing to do but listen to alvin of the chipmunks get his furry little pecker sukked. PC2109: {s alvinbj} PC2109: {s alvinbj} iZno recess: pay to play PC2109: {s bestlay} PC2109: {s bath} SYSTEM Greeter: "Namaste' 20" has left the room PC2109: {s chimpire} iZno recess: {s canyrat} PC2109: {s brb} iZno recess: {s canyrats} SYSTEM Greeter: "xSUBCRAZYx" has entered the room xSUBCRAZYx: {s ankles50} SYSTEM Greeter: "PC2109" has left the room iZno recess: hey u guys, lets paint something and watch it dry!! iZno recess: {s canyrats} xSUBCRAZYx: {s vomit} xSUBCRAZYx: zno you got vomit right iZno recess: nope xSUBCRAZYx: no i thought you did iZno recess: noper xSUBCRAZYx: do u have 3in_tool iZno recess: yeh xSUBCRAZYx: ok xSUBCRAZYx: who sent it to u iZno recess: the wav that is iZno recess: kitty kat xSUBCRAZYx: i sent it to her xSUBCRAZYx: i love thay one xSUBCRAZYx: that iZno recess: its amuuusing xSUBCRAZYx: {s boing!} xSUBCRAZYx: u have iZno recess: no xSUBCRAZYx: no xSUBCRAZYx: kitty sent that one to me iZno recess: oh xSUBCRAZYx: how about {s bongrip} iZno recess: she sent me a burp one iZno recess: nope xSUBCRAZYx: {s burp} xSUBCRAZYx: oops xSUBCRAZYx: do the burp one iZno recess: ack ackack iZno recess: i forget what it is xSUBCRAZYx: i just did it but it didnt work SYSTEM Greeter: "gunpoint" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "GREME" has entered the room iZno recess: {s burp} xSUBCRAZYx: damn xSUBCRAZYx: {catpurr} xSUBCRAZYx: {s catpurr} SYSTEM Greeter: "GREME" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Ruprtkingfsh" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Ruprtkingfsh" has left the room xSUBCRAZYx: brb SYSTEM Greeter: "xSUBCRAZYx" has left the room iZno recess: helllo iZno recess: lately ive been frequenting BAD HOUSES iZno recess: places no RESPECTABLE MAN would be seen iZno recess: im a FAILURE not your FAILURE now iZno recess: flagburner6: give it up iZ iZno recess: give what up flagburner6: tryin to talk in room iZno recess: no one's talking flagburner6: it dont work iZno recess: oh iZno recess: sad SYSTEM Greeter: "ivy princess" has left the room iZno recess: ok, well im leaving and im taking this stinking room with me. iZno recess: FOOOM! flagburner6: har har har SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "no sixx" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Dead Doll" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Dead Doll" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "BOOGABOOGADA" has entered the room BOOGABOOGADA: hey flag BOOGABOOGADA: thanks for nothing BOOGABOOGADA: f u SYSTEM Greeter: "PC2109" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "BOOGABOOGADA" has left the room PC2109: FLAG I JUST SENT U SUM MORE STUFF flagburner6: thanks flagburner6: {s doobie} SYSTEM Greeter: "BlckDimond" has entered the room PC2109: no prob yer gonna like these ones! PC2109: {s joint} flagburner6: hehe PC2109: goget em! PC2109: so we can play em flagburner6: sorry man flagburner6: i cant PC2109: alright your loss PC2109: {s joint} flagburner6: lol PC2109: {s theylive} flagburner6: heh flagburner6: {s doobie} PC2109: gotsa ta go. see ya tommorrow man. SYSTEM Greeter: "PC2109" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "no sixx" has left the room flagburner6: l SYSTEM Greeter: "hey stupidd" has entered the room hey stupidd: hi hey stupidd: hello? SYSTEM Greeter: "hey stupidd" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "BOOGABOOGADA" has entered the room BOOGABOOGADA: hello BOOGABOOGADA: äny öne here? SYSTEM Greeter: "BOOGABOOGADA" has left the room OMNISCENT TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR LEAPS IN: that was early morning, this is late evening, same day..... SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: ICEGUY1: teah but that album is stupid just the self titled one ICEGUY1: is cool ICEGUY1: the DAMNED EH???? XseyX: i dont really like much of the ol' school ICEGUY1: you blow pat brown: chop it off BlackRandy: stab yor back pat brown: cut it off pat brown: chop it off oh bondage: um no oh bondage: y'know you are one hell of a bugger icew oh bondage: ya fuckin cunt XseyX: i like stuff like aus rotton and anti flag ICEGUY1: attitude you got some f@ckin attitude SYSTEM Greeter: "xXseraphimXx" has entered the room oh bondage: think youre so punker than tho SYSTEM Greeter: "Ska Chick2" has left the room oh bondage: yeah i do ICEGUY1: and you arent british bondage brat oh bondage: you got a problem SYSTEM Greeter: "Stimpy111" has entered the room xXseraphimXx: heyo peoples. BlackRandy: I hate those damn punkers.. ICEGUY1: shut up BlackRandy: getting in the way. ruining a nice day oh bondage: but i dont have a feeble brain Stimpy111: hi yall pat brown: im drinkingGRÖTH chard-i picket off at work. pat brown: ha pat brown: ha ICEGUY1: punk is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pat brown: aha oh bondage: never oh bondage: IT WILL NEVER DIE pat brown: steel pat brown: steel XseyX: punk lives pat brown: steel pat brown: steel BlackRandy: oh c'mon. sure it is BlackRandy: truth is it never lived pat brown: fight pat brown: steel ICEGUY1: theres probably a whore if you dont shut youre mouth your gunna feel the floor pat brown: fight pat brown: steel Stimpy111: ice youve never meeten my litt bro SYSTEM Greeter: "RoyceRadical" has entered the room oh bondage: PUNK WILL ALWAYS BE HERE IN SOME REMOTE CORNER OF THE EARTH pat brown: drugs pat brown: fight oh bondage: GETIT RIGHT BlackRandy: like west covina ICEGUY1: yeah and then you woke up pat brown: steel drugs and fight SYSTEM Greeter: "RoyceRadical" has left the room oh bondage: fuckin commie bastard pat brown: fuck ya pat brown: ya pat brown: aya pat brown: fight SYSTEM Greeter: "skankn" has entered the room pat brown: fight oh bondage: those lil beady eyes of yours'll make great binchin bags oh bondage: scept you think that punk is dead BlackRandy: punching bags ya mean oh bondage: that what i said boody traps ICEGUY1: punk is fake its a ripoff of the clash and the 50s Stimpy111: pat you proably coulndnt fight your way out of a pee wee herman conv. SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has entered the room xXseraphimXx: hmm... BlackRandy: and what about the voice of geddy lee BlackRandy: hi mike iZno recess: hi err randy pat brown: life is tough ICE GUY enjoy it sellA rebU: who said pee wee herman?? pat brown: steel xXseraphimXx: what about geddy lee? pat brown: steel pat brown: steel Stimpy111: pat xXseraphimXx: BlackRandy: I wonder does he talk like an ordinary guy pat brown: hey recess SYSTEM Greeter: "ReynoldsWrap" has entered the room iZno recess: hi pat ReynoldsWrap: hi hi hi ReynoldsWrap: how's everyone? SYSTEM Greeter: "skankn" has left the room iZno recess: i feel all spooky fer some odd reason BlackRandy: inimitable iZno recess: hmm ReynoldsWrap: ini wha? xXseraphimXx: hmm..i wonder why. xXseraphimXx: heyo. how was scotland? pat brown: steel pat brown: steel iZno recess: me too...aggh! its you! pat brown: steelä ICEGUY1: RUSH IS THE BEST PUNK BAND and GENESIS ReynoldsWrap: scotland ReynoldsWrap: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.... xXseraphimXx: genesis...awwwww yeahhhh.. ReynoldsWrap: scotland was just lovely Stimpy111: ok. whatever BlackRandy: You forgot to mention Gentle Giant iZno recess: ice ice baby SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room Stimpy111: and the MONKEYS ReynoldsWrap: it was beautiful, the shopping was great..... XseyX: vanillia ice guy iZno recess: ice ice baby xXseraphimXx: i told ya. BlackRandy: I love progrock ReynoldsWrap: the uhmm clubs were awesome... had much fun... met many natives and not who were way cool ICEGUY1: LETS HEAR IT FOR GENESIS AND LEONARD NIMOY iZno recess: do i know u randy ICEGUY1: any TREKKIES IN DA HOUSE BlackRandy: yeah. formerly cohesion ReynoldsWrap: the only song played in a club that ii remember wincing at was TIFFANY's I think we're alone now iZno recess: how bout them thompson twins BlackRandy: and Can ICEGUY1: EAT ME LEONARD NIMOY I HATE YOU pat brown: turk+smerk iZno recess: formerly clangor, bornannyoing as well SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has entered the room BlackRandy: those too ReynoldsWrap: mmmmmmmmmm.... ICEGUY1: NO LEAVE ME ALONE PUNK ROCKER NIMOY ReynoldsWrap: i just got home from a show iZno recess: good ole chris, master of disguise ReynoldsWrap: hee hee TMBG pat brown: shave your head ICEMAN! pat brown: skin iZno recess: shave your head with fred in the dark ICEGUY1: METALLICA AND GENESIS AND SHERYL CROW IS AS PUNK AS THE MISFITS BlackRandy: abuser of freedom xXseraphimXx: def leppard. SYSTEM Greeter: "SituatnNoWin" has entered the room xXseraphimXx: masters of punk. BlackRandy: what's that german group goddammit iZno recess: howard jones pat brown: new kids on the block r punk ICEGUY1: RATT WINGER AND MOTLEY CRUE WERE THE KINGS OF PUNK SituatnNoWin: mike! SituatnNoWin: hola! xXseraphimXx: HOWARD JONES iZno recess: hey get that paper done paige? pat brown: ha SituatnNoWin: nope iZno recess: do th safety dance Stimpy111: its 80s nite in the punk room iZno recess: naughty naughty waves finger xXseraphimXx: nooooo one noooo one...no one everrrrrr is too blammmmee... ICEGUY1: punk me baby punk me all nite long BlackRandy: well where did punk come from if not the 80s SituatnNoWin: yeah, well... ICEGUY1: 70s duh pat brown: ök Stimpy111: 70s BlackRandy: ok, hardcore... ReynoldsWrap: come on eileen ICEGUY1: THE 1930s SituatnNoWin: lol pat brown: hard core jones XseyX: hardcore is where its at pat brown: dirt rocker pat brown: "! pat brown: ! pat brown: ! pat brown: ! pat brown: ! pat brown: ! pat brown: ! iZno recess: howard "hardcore" jones they called him ReynoldsWrap: i saw Tabby's bro tonight BlackRandy: meatmen stomp Stimpy111: i got somethin to say da duh i raped your mother today ICEGUY1: I JUST WANT TO TELL ALL OF YOU I AM A HIPPY AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU PUNK ROCKERS SYSTEM Greeter: "SituatnNoWin" has left the room pat brown: !fuck u hippi Stimpy111: peace love n napalm pat brown: waash your feet! ICEGUY1: yeah baby im not ugly ReynoldsWrap: buh bye all... se ya SYSTEM Greeter: "ReynoldsWrap" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "sellA rebU" has left the room ICEGUY1: EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER TRY TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOW pat brown: fuck u pat brown: fight pat brown: fight ICEGUY1: i an rabbi doctor judiah punk pat brown: steel pat brown: steel pat brown: fight pat brown: fight pat brown: fight pat brown: fight pat brown: fight pat brown: steel ICEGUY1: lets sing about flowers pricks Stimpy111: SIXTEEN MEN ON A DEAD MANS CHEST ICEGUY1: punk tulips yeah yeah pat brown: i shot them suckers pat brown: shoot the rest ICEGUY1: shut up pat you hippy Stimpy111: and ill shoot the rest iZno recess: thats some really bad pirate singing stimpy pat brown: ya thats me pat brown: hippi boy pat brown: thats me Stimpy111: umm dropp ICEGUY1: HEY EVERYBODY PAT BROWN EATS TWIGS AND WIPES HIS BUTT WITH LEAVES pat brown: ök kööl guyu Stimpy111: oh well i spent my singing lesson money on beer pat brown: go hug a tree! ICEGUY1: I LOVE YOU PATRICK ICEGUY1: pats a hippy pat brown: fuck u find yourself ICEGUY1: pats a hippy ICEGUY1: pats a hippy SYSTEM Greeter: "XseyX" has left the room ICEGUY1: pats a hippy Stimpy111: an then get lost ICEGUY1: pats a hippy iZno recess: pat - pat ICEGUY1: PUNK IS DEAD pat brown: ICEGUY IS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL iZno recess: washes hand ICEGUY1: PUNK IS FAKE IF IT CAME OUT LATER THAN 1983 ICEGUY1: im in 10th grade BlackRandy: the Oklahoma City bombing was the fault of goddamn irresponsible punk rockers like you bastards pat brown: and u would know? iZno recess: really? wow ICEGUY1: punk is dead black randy BlackRandy: true, which is good thing... pat brown: u wernt evin in school in83 Stimpy111: i did not know that johnny ICEGUY1: yeah my man iZno recess: black randy? sounds like some evil pimp BlackRandy: but we've still got these unwashed fashion punks running amok pat brown: youngin ICEGUY1: I WAS RIDIN YOUR MOM PAT pat brown: ö ya pat brown: how was she? ICEGUY1: FATTY pat brown: she is a big bitch xXseraphimXx: pat brown: hope u can find a hole Stimpy111: how big was she? ICEGUY1: punk is dead blackrandy it is a ugly phase of adolecence iZno recess: hmm pat brown: made him shut up ICEGUY1: GRUNGE IS THE FASHION iZno recess: i know theres something better i could be doing..yet.. BlackRandy: stuck here SYSTEM Greeter: "Mabledabomb" has entered the room ICEGUY1: pitty iZno recess: yes pat brown: recess u seen kate Stimpy111: she was so big i had to smack her ass n ride the wave in BlackRandy: yeah I know iZno recess: as in kitty? Mabledabomb: yo kiddies!!! pat brown: ya iZno recess: no havent seen her ever perky presence Stimpy111: yo pat brown: nope Mabledabomb: whats up every1 ICEGUY1: mommy where is my mommy iZno recess: i gots the big ass blues ICEGUY1: punk is dead Mabledabomb: why? pat brown: ya? xXseraphimXx: i had those yesterday. iZno recess: my baby got a big ass, 60 inches wide xXseraphimXx: blasted mark eitzel all day.. ICEGUY1: it has no meaning Mabledabomb: are you serious? ICEGUY1: DEVO IS GOOD PUNK iZno recess: when i try to love her, i cant git satisfied Stimpy111: your momma charges by the inch any thing over 3 is free Mabledabomb: are you seriously serious? pat brown: who? iZno recess: cause my baby gots a big ass..lord lord iZno recess: big as a mountain side BlackRandy: Boogie chillun' ICEGUY1: qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqkjjjl;fwjf499999999999058rjiolf ejvflfdkjvfda;kvjhfdvkfjvhflkjvhflvkjfvhfjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjvnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn pat brown: cant get the grove on iZno recess: when i try to be a-lovin her xXseraphimXx: mark eitzel rocks when you're sad... Stimpy111: yes yes tell us about it xXseraphimXx: just thought i'd let you know... iZno recess: she rolls over and crushes my spine pat brown: ya pat brown: p0 pat brown: t BlackRandy: rich thompson is a little better in that regard Mabledabomb: argle bargle xXseraphimXx: do you know eitzel though? ICEGUY1: i LOVE EVERYBODY HERE THE DIRTY PUNK-A-ROCKERS ARE OUR FUTURE LETS ALL GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO YOU FAKE BASTARDS iZno recess: ooohh lawd i gots the big ass bluuuesss...da da da da da dah dunt Stimpy111: mablin' why cant you be true BlackRandy: wasn't he in the Au Pairs? xXseraphimXx: nopers.. ICEGUY1: yes xXseraphimXx: he was in american music club... BlackRandy: ah, yes.. BlackRandy: do you like buffalo tom? xXseraphimXx: hell yes. SYSTEM Greeter: "ICEGUY1" has left the room iZno recess: wallflowers BlackRandy: I thought so Stimpy111: good pat brown: anyone going to the offspring,afl and,strung-out consert? Stimpy111: punk mo fo in a bad way pat brown: afl xXseraphimXx: is that a good "i thought so" or a bad one...? BlackRandy: a good one pat brown: ? iZno recess: i gots the lotts zits blues pat brown: hu? xXseraphimXx: good.. pat brown: + BlackRandy: two bands are in the same vein I meant xXseraphimXx: 'cause i was gonna have to kick your ass.. Stimpy111: horsey shitzy iZno recess: tee hee!! BlackRandy: heh.. ok, I meant to offend pat brown: fol pat brown: folä pat brown: pöl xXseraphimXx: you want an ass kicking? hehe.. iZno recess: =:-Þ BlackRandy: well I am up for a challenge iZno recess: =>:-Þ BlackRandy: ready to fight!! :) xXseraphimXx: nah...you're too nice. Stimpy111: say your a b c xXseraphimXx: and you like good music.. iZno recess: i wanna see some ass kickin xXseraphimXx: i can't kick your ass...that would just be wrong. BlackRandy: do you have the first tom album? iZno recess: "tom" haha pat brown: recess can kick som ass Stimpy111: yeah kick some ass yeah that rules iZno recess: i love those abbreviations BlackRandy: they're my specialty BlackRandy: that and ass whippins iZno recess: im an ass kicker xXseraphimXx: yuppers...on vinyl. iZno recess: i kick big asses too pat brown: ass kickin recess Stimpy111: oh really ces pat brown: ya xXseraphimXx: i have many unopened cans o'whoopass. BlackRandy: Iwas considering buying it SYSTEM Greeter: "ratfink18" has entered the room BlackRandy: I like the first song a lot BlackRandy: heard it on the radio iZno recess: (_i_) *kick* Stimpy111: yeah ratfink18: HEY PUNKS xXseraphimXx: it's kewl...go for it. pat brown: u kick yourself Stimpy111: WHATS UP iZno recess: when i get lonesome i kick my own ass BlackRandy: I will pat brown: fight BlackRandy: man, that is pretty damn lonesome pat brown: fight pat brown: fight pat brown: steel SYSTEM Greeter: "ratfink18" has left the room iZno recess: aint it? give me mind to a song pat brown: pick nose iZno recess: i gots the kickin my own ass blues pat brown: pol BlackRandy: i steal from my own checking account Stimpy111: like when i get bored i like kick your moms ass ijustkickit yeah xXseraphimXx: me too...all the time. iZno recess: well, my baby left me lonley, but full of violent rage BlackRandy: white collar crime was like a revelation to me pat brown: i steel from your chec acount Stimpy111: i just kick it then i kick it then i kick it iZno recess: i had no one to whup on, so i said, hey why not me? BlackRandy: yeah, I'd like to see you try! pat brown: recess -way down on lonly stree? iZno recess: so im kickin my own ass, lawd, yeh i kick round the room. Stimpy111: you talkin to me? iZno recess: every time its starts a hurtin, chile, i jes a kick a little bit mo' BlackRandy: boogie chillun.. xXseraphimXx: you better shaddup or i'm gonna have to recite my rap again.. pat brown: booga Stimpy111: yes yes xXseraphimXx: if i can remember it, that is. iZno recess: and then one day i kicked my ass so hard, i done fell down on the floor, lawd BlackRandy: see dat dere on harmonica.. dat's da canned heat.. Stimpy111: i m bad just like j james iZno recess: my ass was red and painful, it was red and sore iZno recess: so i called to myself"uncle" now i dont kick my own ass no mo' pat brown: fuck u very much! BlackRandy: I respect that iZno recess: i gots the kickin my own ass bluesssssss da da da da dunt dahh dahhhh Stimpy111: cause i can kick ass till sombody be tastin shoe leather Stimpy111: da huh Stimpy111: yes yes pat brown: way down one lonly street at kick ass hotel iZno recess: oh you mean that hideous food fight rap, sera? please no!!! Stimpy111: talk about it xXseraphimXx: yuppers... BlackRandy: dear god don't iZno recess: agggh! Stimpy111: come on w it iZno recess: i jes gots the blues all inside o me, its gots to come out, lawd lawd Stimpy111: uh huh BlackRandy: iZno recess: ooooh lawd! Stimpy111: kicken yall iZno recess: lawd dun have mercy on mah ass pat brown: lawd? xXseraphimXx: i once new a guy..he had a kooky fetish pat brown: muh? xXseraphimXx: iZno recess: AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE xXseraphimXx: knew even pat brown: aiie? BlackRandy: screamin jay hawkins!! iZno recess: iZno recess: thats me Stimpy111: lawd please i said PLEASE kick off in that ass BlackRandy: and I'm sonny boy williamson pat brown: recess? pat brown: whats kats first name iZno recess: yeh pat brown: ? SYSTEM Greeter: "ElenaTsepesh" has entered the room SYSTEM Greeter: "Kitty Kate" has entered the room iZno recess: umm nancy i think Stimpy111: JOHNNY LEE RULES pat brown: kates xXseraphimXx: he crushed avocados with a head of lettuce BlackRandy: yeah...nancy Kitty Kate: kates? BlackRandy: that's about right pat brown: on line? iZno recess: hey thats...the.. second line pat brown: kitty kate Kitty Kate: what? iZno recess: of the rap from hell xXseraphimXx: oh well... BlackRandy: hi kate. we weren't talking about you. xXseraphimXx: i can't remember the rest. pat brown: be serious iZno recess: ok who wants to hear the big ass blues again Kitty Kate: oh well y did u say something about kate and then mention nancy? xXseraphimXx: not me. Stimpy111: beer, beer, beer, beer, said the private Kitty Kate: im kate and nancy is my mom pat brown: hey kate iZno recess: hmm kick ass blues? Kitty Kate: ? BlackRandy: because we weren't talking about you right before you came here Kitty Kate: hey pat xXseraphimXx: nope iZno recess: darn Kitty Kate: oh ok Stimpy111: kick ass for days pat brown: do u know me SYSTEM Greeter: "ElenaTsepesh" has left the room xXseraphimXx: write a song about 80s rock. pat brown: k iZno recess: ok Kitty Kate: i dont know [at do i? Kitty Kate: pat pat brown: baby doll BlackRandy: 80s rock? Kitty Kate: oh booga! iZno recess: well lookit me i got mousse in my hair Kitty Kate: hi BlackRandy: you mean hardcore? pat brown: hey iZno recess: i wear skinny ties, and outside underwear xXseraphimXx: yes! xXseraphimXx: go recess.. iZno recess: im an 80s rocker, no genitals at all! Kitty Kate: brb iZno recess: come 80s mama, were gonna have a ball! Kitty Kate: brb.................afk, for i dont know how long...... BlackRandy: karma karma karma iZno recess: crank up wang chung, blast that rem xXseraphimXx: {s wang} pat brown: im drinking soom chardonnay i gangt from work xXseraphimXx: awww yeahhhh... iZno recess: if you kids dont like it, get back in the van (?) BlackRandy: turning japanese, I really think so pat brown: stol iZno recess: cause im an 80s rocker tried and true! Stimpy111: lol black iZno recess: and ill kick your ass to 1992! iZno recess: the end pat brown: ha xXseraphimXx: noo... pat brown: ha xXseraphimXx: keep going pat brown: ha BlackRandy: woah. nice performance art piece... pat brown: and from thenon iZno recess: Well i got my tix for thompson twins and the fake who iZno recess: its not the same since they replaced keith moon BlackRandy: really... iZno recess: but ill go anyway, cuz i need some rock n roll pat brown: boogs going to get high be back in 15 min ök pat brown: ? BlackRandy: nobody to genuinely collapse after the show from drugs iZno recess: YEAH 80s style, it really really really COOL! AWESOME GNARLY Stimpy111: ashes to ashes and dust to dust , if you had't of snitched you still be with us. BlackRandy: nobody to clumsily flail at the skins anymore iZno recess: hey pal go buy live at leeds iZno recess: thats rock drummin ok? BlackRandy: listened to it 2 hours ago my man iZno recess: bastard! SYSTEM Greeter: "ILUVAVAIL" has entered the room iZno recess: ok..where was i ILUVAVAIL: POOP BlackRandy: cuz there's ain't no cure... SYSTEM Greeter: "ILUVAVAIL" has left the room iZno recess: for the summertime blues Stimpy111: SHIT iZno recess: flail clumsily??? Stimpy111: CRAP iZno recess: i oughta ... BlackRandy: I found live at leeds for 99 cents. used vinyl BlackRandy: well, the early years he did! BlackRandy: and that was cool iZno recess: FLAIL CLUMSILY??? BlackRandy: hell yeah! SYSTEM Greeter: "SituatnNoWin" has entered the room BlackRandy: my generation!! iZno recess: cobwebs and strange....check it out BlackRandy: that's not what I call a tight drum roll! xXseraphimXx: blah. SituatnNoWin: darn mike, you're in here a lot tonight... haha xXseraphimXx: i'm going to sing a song about howard jones. iZno recess: yeh, well i got on right when you came back paige iZno recess: earlier SituatnNoWin: ok xXseraphimXx: yeah, you've got freaky blonde hair all up to the ceiling iZno recess: lawd have mercy! BlackRandy: flock of seagulls xXseraphimXx: pasty white skin and you've got a gold earring SituatnNoWin: hmmm... iZno recess: is this about gwen xXseraphimXx: singing crazy songs that phil collins helped you write BlackRandy: get your money for nothin and your chicks for free iZno recess: HEY! thats a lie SYSTEM Greeter: "SituatnNoWin" has left the room iZno recess: im going to sing a mark knopfler song BlackRandy: hey, talk about a fake Who... Stimpy111: the moral of the story boys and girls is dont get caught with your pecker n dat there chicken yall chicken pluckers iZno recess: well, you got a cheesy headband, and a 3 dollar cowboy shirt xXseraphimXx: playing the piano like you've had a bad night BlackRandy: yeah, but that was part of the trash aesthetic.. iZno recess: you wail on your red strat, even tho its mired in cheesy effects BlackRandy: just like the noo york dawls Kitty Kate: ok back...what'd i miss? BlackRandy: a classic rock dissertation iZno recess: whos a fake who xXseraphimXx: wailing about how no one's to blame Kitty Kate: hmmm? Kitty Kate: ok xXseraphimXx: all the while no one knows your name iZno recess: time to break your chains Kitty Kate: my name's kate..does everyone know it now? iZno recess: sure kate xXseraphimXx: hoping and praying that one day you'll make it Kitty Kate: see.kate. Stimpy111: jess Kitty Kate: <---- BlackRandy: then who's nancy?? iZno recess: we know, kate Kitty Kate: my mom BlackRandy: What have you done with nancy?!! iZno recess: her uncle xXseraphimXx: out of england where you still have to play for shit iZno recess: my uncle nancy, i love her so BlackRandy: except for Wire xXseraphimXx: then one day you wrote a happy song Kitty Kate: using my mom's account and computer, lol, louis!!! xXseraphimXx: one about love and about doing no wrong BlackRandy: uncle nancy. is she related to sister ray? iZno recess: does your mom know you are using her identity Stimpy111: i think yalls ass kicker is in the pawn shop Stimpy111: or broke iZno recess: its his husband xXseraphimXx: you thought you'd call it "things can only get better" Stimpy111: is it broke? Kitty Kate: we only have one account i think but im not sure how to get into the other accounts,..... iZno recess: ok lets wind this song up yadda yadda yadda xXseraphimXx: and then people would think you're not just a lecher xXseraphimXx: people heard your song and they thought it was great Stimpy111: is it xXseraphimXx: and now you're living all up in the states iZno recess: does this have a chorus?? SYSTEM Greeter: "SCHLOOPIE" has entered the room Stimpy111: later iZno recess: hang on.. xXseraphimXx: a few years later you thought you'd do a comeback record iZno recess: schloopie BlackRandy: it must be stairway to heaven or something.. SYSTEM Greeter: "XLunaX" has entered the room BlackRandy: 8 verse-choruses Kitty Kate: REALLY dont want to look stupid while imsleeping, black wings reach out over the cloudy ways.... iZno recess: hmm, lemme know when the heavy drums kick in zzzzz Stimpy111: sounds like exlax xXseraphimXx: people didn't care and now you're playing at keggers iZno recess: ok lets see her rhyme this xXseraphimXx: losing your hair and gaining lots of weight SYSTEM Greeter: "Stimpy111" has left the room xXseraphimXx: it's your 40th birthday and you still don't have a date BlackRandy: ever think you're smart and find out that you aren't? iZno recess: DUN NUH ! DUN NUH! AND AS WE WIND ON DOWN THE ROAD!!!!! BlackRandy: ever play the fool and then find out that you're worse? iZno recess: OUR SHADOES TALLER THAN OUR SOOOULLS!! xXseraphimXx: guess it's time to give up on your life BlackRandy: I have. SO WHAT. iZno recess: THER WAS A LADY WE ALL..opss XLunaX: your dog will have to be your wife SYSTEM Greeter: "SCHLOOPIE" has left the room BlackRandy: and she's buuuuuuuuuying...... the... staiiiirway..... BlackRandy: to SYSTEM Greeter: "espescio" has entered the room XLunaX: hell xXseraphimXx: that's why you slit your wrists in the kitchen with a knife. iZno recess: heaaavvvaaann xXseraphimXx: the end BlackRandy: hev....uu.uuu-nn xXseraphimXx: XLunaX: ha XLunaX: i think we just made up a new country song iZno recess: i actually like zeppelin BlackRandy: ok.. BlackRandy: OUT. XLunaX: bleha xXseraphimXx: a country song about howard jones. xXseraphimXx: hmmm........... XLunaX: ha ha xXseraphimXx: that's what it was about.. iZno recess: well, i got 743 beers, a fat wife and a dog, im in heaavuuun uun BlackRandy: Be gone with you.. zepplin. feh. Kitty Kate: argh!!!!! XLunaX: oh. xXseraphimXx: but he didn't slit his wrists...he's just old. XLunaX: i hate zeppelin Kitty Kate: where is jason????!!!! XLunaX: maybe i just listened to too much screeching weasel when i was younger iZno recess: i like zeppelin ,dammit XLunaX: naaaaahhhhhhhhh XLunaX: ha ha ha XLunaX: thhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrp.. SYSTEM Greeter: "VooDooGlwSkl" has entered the room BlackRandy: just say you don't like the grapeful dead Kitty Kate: ahhhhhhh XLunaX: ok iZno recess: and other 60s/70s artists, too xXseraphimXx: ewwwwwwwww iZno recess: no the dead suck ass xXseraphimXx: they suck. BlackRandy: thank you... iZno recess: ok? xXseraphimXx: ooh..i gots a joke VooDooGlwSkl: HEY RECESS REMEMBER ME??? xXseraphimXx: what did the deadhead say when he ran out of pot? iZno recess: seraphim walks in to a bar XLunaX: no, i do like some 60s/70s artists. where do you think today's music's roots are? iZno recess: this music sux xXseraphimXx: damn, this band sucks. BlackRandy: ok. you've stated the obvious.. now time for the led zep sanity recovery program iZno recess: voo doo..hmmm VooDooGlwSkl: CHAKKRA XLunaX: enough about that already. iZno recess: ohhhh yeh iZno recess: sup xXseraphimXx: ok..another not about the dead. XLunaX: ok VooDooGlwSkl: JUST KICKIN IT xXseraphimXx: two guys walk into a bar... iZno recess: a zep 12 step, chris? BlackRandy: ouch iZno recess: cool. xXseraphimXx: one says "oww, fuck!" the other says "yeah, i didn't see it either." XLunaX: after sinkin' a cupla cold ones XLunaX: they crash their car BlackRandy: called it!!! Kitty Kate: lol SYSTEM Greeter: "VooDooGlwSkl" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "espescio" has left the room iZno recess: ok i got one SYSTEM Greeter: "XLunaX" has left the room Kitty Kate: <---waiting for jason.......hmmmmmm Kitty Kate: ok louis iZno recess: girl says to her boyfriend, im breaking up with you iZno recess: guys like, why? iZno recess: shes goes. cuz your a pedophile pat brown: im high and back! Kitty Kate: high pat pat brown: baby doll Kitty Kate: wb Kitty Kate: :-) iZno recess: a pedophile? hmmm iZno recess: thats a pretty big word for a 10 yr old! BlackRandy: was that the punchline? BlackRandy: ah xXseraphimXx: lol BlackRandy: hehe xXseraphimXx: funny. Kitty Kate: lol pat brown: ha iZno recess: thanks iZno recess: i wrote that iZno recess: no i didnt Kitty Kate: cool Kitty Kate: hehe xXseraphimXx: argh..chessy rap songs are in my head. xXseraphimXx: cheesy even BlackRandy: lethargic minds think alike iZno recess: call the exorcist Kitty Kate: brb SYSTEM Greeter: "Kitty Kate" has left the room iZno recess: whered nancy go pat brown: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious xXseraphimXx: i went to a party and they were playing the death row's greatest hits cd... xXseraphimXx: argh. pat brown: ha pat brown: ha iZno recess: bad move..like takin ted kennedy to a topless liquor store BlackRandy: keith richards to a pharmacy xXseraphimXx: it gave me an evil headache. iZno recess: phew i thought i lost you guys iZno recess: michael jackson to..uhh nevermind BlackRandy: i know.. that was the first one that came to mind BlackRandy: but I wisely refrained xXseraphimXx: day care xXseraphimXx: iZno recess: wow, iZno recess: good one iZno recess: neil young to a guitar center xXseraphimXx: sera's got da jokes. BlackRandy: bill gates to an orthopedic clinic pat brown: start fights with one of them punks down at the coo coos nest! BlackRandy: let's keep stretching the analogy into oblivion iZno recess: yes lets pat brown: ya BlackRandy: the cuckoos nest.. pat brown: that right BlackRandy: that place shut down 15 years ago pat brown: thats right iZno recess: jerry lewis to a vaseline factory SYSTEM Greeter: "EL PUNKROCKO" has entered the room iZno recess: iZno recess: ktjlpmnd;p iZno recess: Tmndp iZno recess: ,dfhkl;sdm,; xXseraphimXx: iZno recess: uhh where am i BlackRandy: he passed out from comedic exhaustion iZno recess: pat brown: get-tar-string pat brown: i iZno recess: dfxjkdfjkdfxm, iZno recess: nbl;jknpsioghe80 iZno recess: nb;dfgkl iZno recess: woah iZno recess: ok im fine pat brown: §exi§t xXseraphimXx: iZno recess: who me pat brown: no me pat brown: me pat brown: me pat brown: mre pat brown: mr.me iZno recess: mr me and the all me orchestra BlackRandy: rock music blares! doors slam! people yell! children scream! sirens whine! trucks rumble and roar! xXseraphimXx: mr. mister. pat brown: haha iZno recess: with special guest billy jo me me BlackRandy: is there any escape... from noise?! xXseraphimXx: take these broken wings.... xXseraphimXx: blah blah. oh bondage: and learn to fly a\gain pat brown: i man band ...................ME iZno recess: mr mister i dug them pat brown: 1 pat brown: #1 BlackRandy: I like Asia xXseraphimXx: i really dug them. BlackRandy: and America BlackRandy: and any band named after a continent iZno recess: america..ventura highway... BlackRandy: Africa pat brown: HOW ABOUT AFRICA pat brown: PUNK BAND pat brown: ? iZno recess: thats TOTO BlackRandy: not punk... BlackRandy: new wave, buddy.. BlackRandy: get it straight xXseraphimXx: something about the rains down in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafrica. iZno recess: thats michael stipes favorite song pat brown: austalia? iZno recess: god bless the rains xXseraphimXx: yay iZno recess: africa pat brown: who? xXseraphimXx: okies BlackRandy: i thought his fave was academy fight song iZno recess: michael stipes fave song is africa iZno recess: nope BlackRandy: what a weak kneed indie rocker! iZno recess: god bless the stains down my underwear iZno recess: gross! BlackRandy: I wish I got do led zeppelin that well iZno recess: i grossed myslef out pat brown: bondige -unity-sucks iZno recess: whaddya mean xXseraphimXx: how 'bout adam ant? pat brown: ? pat brown: hu recess BlackRandy: antmusic iZno recess: the deusher girls xXseraphimXx: awww yeaahh... BlackRandy: suck suck suck suck xXseraphimXx: adam ant rocks. pat brown: feel lonly? recess SYSTEM Greeter: "Kitty Kate" has entered the room BlackRandy: adam and the ants SYSTEM Greeter: "oh bondage" has left the room iZno recess: shes like hot for him pat brown: hey kate Kitty Kate: hi el Kitty Kate: hi booga iZno recess: lonely? Kitty Kate: hi louis iZno recess: hi kate Kitty Kate: adam and the ants? SYSTEM Greeter: "BogusBadge" has left the room BlackRandy: yep BlackRandy: bow wow wow Kitty Kate: whose hot for who louis? xXseraphimXx: exactamundo pat brown: adam was a skinhead xXseraphimXx: i'm like hot for adam ant Kitty Kate: yippie yo yippie yay BlackRandy: no he was a pirate goddammit iZno recess: sera is hot for umm billy idol pat brown: just like any other boy iZno recess: a punk pirate iZno recess: with a flair BlackRandy: "black flag kills ants on contact" pat brown: goodi mate iZno recess: how did the band ever get permission from the spray BlackRandy: they threw eggs at adam at the tower records store in hollywood BlackRandy: they kept a low profile iZno recess: really? did he cook them then xXseraphimXx: why? BlackRandy: no, he scrambled em iZno recess: low profile? there in best buy BlackRandy: cuz hardcore punkers hated new wavers! xXseraphimXx: how dumb. xXseraphimXx: duran duran should kick their skinny punk asses. BlackRandy: perhaps SYSTEM Greeter: "Sun in Aries" has entered the room Sun in Aries: hi iZno recess: duran duran? who are they BlackRandy: duran duran could kick ass when they needed to I'm sure Kitty Kate: wow that was fast sun Kitty Kate: ;-) Sun in Aries: i'm swift! pat brown: america stands for freedom, but if u think your free try going in chat`´central and saying fuck you to the chat host ! Kitty Kate: lol Kitty Kate: yeah iZno recess: u tell em pat Kitty Kate: Lol Kitty Kate: yeah BlackRandy: give em hell xXseraphimXx: well, except for nick. Kitty Kate: {s aohell} xXseraphimXx: he gets his ass kicked. iZno recess: nick? xXseraphimXx: i could kick his ass. xXseraphimXx: and that's not saying much. Kitty Kate: dang!..jason's STILL not on! iZno recess: are you a big girl sera xXseraphimXx: nope iZno recess: jason bonham? Kitty Kate: who? BlackRandy: do you have cropped hair by any chance? Kitty Kate: ahhhhh Kitty Kate: hey! iZno recess: no no long flowing iZno recess: jason paganly Kitty Kate: how long louis? BlackRandy: not you dummy, sera! pat brown: i live in a city where cops patrole around in gulf carts ! Kitty Kate: no, jason priestly! Kitty Kate: LOL Sun in Aries: what city? pat brown: st.pete Sun in Aries: fl? pat brown: st.petersburg xXseraphimXx: no...i don't. pat brown: fl Kitty Kate: jason my friend Kitty Kate: thats who BlackRandy: how quintisentially floridian xXseraphimXx: i have long dark auburn hair, damnit. BlackRandy: how long? xXseraphimXx: and i wouldn't crop it if you paid me. BlackRandy: you've never had the urge to hack it off??? pat brown: i hate cops in gulf carts! xXseraphimXx: i've had it up to my ears...but that's the shortest i'll go.. pat brown: they give me shit for sleeping on benches xXseraphimXx: i look dumb with short hair. BlackRandy: ok fair enough .. Sun in Aries: i have long hair and every day when i wake up i contemplate going to the salon! BlackRandy: no, you look better with short hair xXseraphimXx: no...i don't, actually. xXseraphimXx: trust me on this. BlackRandy: you do. believe me. pat brown: if a man is drunk he should be able too sleep where ever he wants BlackRandy: no BlackRandy: I insist BlackRandy: ... pat brown: right? Sun in Aries: well, i dunno about anywhere... Kitty Kate: um i have short hair xXseraphimXx: brb mail like a muuhh fucka. Kitty Kate: dyed RED SYSTEM Greeter: "xXseraphimXx" has left the room pat brown: well the cop asked me if i was in school Kitty Kate: and/. Kitty Kate: '? Kitty Kate: hmmmm BlackRandy: did mike drop out again? Kitty Kate: gonna have to dye my hair agian Kitty Kate: RED pat brown: and i said ya i was in elementary school Kitty Kate: its starting to grow out Sun in Aries: i had red hair for a while a few years abo Sun in Aries: ago Kitty Kate: me2 iZno recess: i got d/c Sun in Aries: and when i decided to go back brown, Kitty Kate: RED again SYSTEM Greeter: "xXseraphimXx" has entered the room Sun in Aries: it's still a pain in the butt- pat brown: so he picked me up for -drunkin g in public BlackRandy: suppose you go to a record store... you see a punk 12" ep you really want to buy... iZno recess: no wall! Sun in Aries: it will not lose the red! xXseraphimXx: argh. it was from my dad. iZno recess: did we determine everyones hairstyle yet BlackRandy: so you buy it for $6... you take it home and tear away the shrink wrap pat brown: i didnt get in trouble for under age Kitty Kate: my hair donw Kitty Kate: down SYSTEM Greeter: "uncle wiggly" has entered the room pat brown: he took me to the jail in the gulf cart BlackRandy: inside you find not the record indicated on the sleeve, but an ambient record... yes, you'd have every reason to be goddamn pissed! iZno recess: hi uncle wiggly, are you a euphemism for a weiner Kitty Kate: im pissed!! Kitty Kate: IM PISSED! pat brown: i felt like a caddi Sun in Aries: ??? kitty? BlackRandy: well so was I! iZno recess: ambient? Kitty Kate: yeah uncle wiggly: hey punk rockers BlackRandy: not to mention a record you've been after for a while!! xXseraphimXx: argh. Kitty Kate: UNCLE! xXseraphimXx: i'm tired. pat brown: 4 i was yelling out iZno recess: whats the ugh for sera uncle wiggly: yeah pat brown: to every one uncle wiggly: what BlackRandy: listlessness SYSTEM Greeter: "EL PUNKROCKO" has left the room xXseraphimXx: i got mail from my dad. pat brown: i was töö drunk töö care iZno recess: so do you have "cropped" hair, i missed BlackRandy: hehe BlackRandy: no she doesn't iZno recess: bummer xXseraphimXx: no, i don't. BlackRandy: hey, you win some, you lose some, eh? xXseraphimXx: long dark auburn. iZno recess: well what is it them pat brown: i waz having a great time xXseraphimXx: dyed, of course. pat brown: all fucked up in jail Kitty Kate: well see i had this friend, pretty good friend, we were very close, like best friends......and now she has all these new friends, that are bitches, and well we dont talk anymore., its like what do some xXseraphimXx: i was an icky blonde before. uncle wiggly: you are all posers Kitty Kate: people think friendship is anyways? iZno recess: mine hair is an adorable black moptop uncle wiggly: i'm punker than you Sun in Aries: having similar probs w/ my best friend kt-i sympathize! xXseraphimXx: i'm too punk for vanilla ice. pat brown: nut un im more punk uncle wiggly: my hair is punk rock pat brown: haha Kitty Kate: k pat brown: ! Kitty Kate: sun Kitty Kate: ok Sun in Aries: hmmm- Kitty Kate: yeah.. Kitty Kate: sigh.... uncle wiggly: i've beenn in the scene forever iZno recess: icky blondes have less fun uncle wiggly: way before you xXseraphimXx: exactly. Kitty Kate: hey louisa BlackRandy: icky mettle Kitty Kate: hey louis xXseraphimXx: i'm too punk for eyebrow rings. iZno recess: i was thinkin o gettin one BlackRandy: I'm thinkin of getting a wallet chain uncle wiggly: i'm too punk for this chat room iZno recess: but id be excommunicated from my family xXseraphimXx: i'm too punk for...um...apple jacks. BlackRandy: they're gonna be the next big thing I think iZno recess: hey theyre fun randy Kitty Kate: my ex-best friend is an "icky" blonde, fake that is.hehehe Sun in Aries: apple jacks? BlackRandy: yep. and cutting-edge xXseraphimXx: i'm too punk for tattoos. xXseraphimXx: apple jacks are icky. xXseraphimXx: just thought i'd mention them. Sun in Aries: actually, i kinda like them iZno recess: ok i gota tattoo AND a wallet chain, OK??? xXseraphimXx: i like honey combs. Kitty Kate: i have a wallet chain BlackRandy: when you see a person with a body piercing, you can say to yourself - "now that's a member of the avant-garde." Sun in Aries: i just wondered how punk they are!! :) SYSTEM Greeter: "Smartalek" has entered the room Smartalek: the usuals are here i see xXseraphimXx: joeybear! Smartalek: hey ya iZno recess: Smartalek: shadup sizzle anus xXseraphimXx: cuddly joeybear. SYSTEM Greeter: "uncle wiggly" has left the room xXseraphimXx: sizzle anus...eek. Smartalek: thats right, im cuddly :Þ iZno recess: now at the sizzler with free deep fried salmon hearts BlackRandy: smartass! the almighty has been looking for you. Smartalek: the almighty? iZno recess: seraphim thats really pukey Smartalek: oogy boogy iZno recess: cuddley joeybear --gag Smartalek: you know that youre jealous mike xXseraphimXx: that's just 'cause you want me...in a spooky kinda way. iZno recess: oh right, just shoot me Smartalek: mike, you know that you want to cuddle my testicles in your arms BlackRandy: look, you've found yourself the target of ridicule. time to fight back iZno recess: who me BlackRandy: time for a cold one xXseraphimXx: ok, so he's not-so-cuddly. Smartalek: is the almighty you mike? iZno recess: hes gross xXseraphimXx: cuddly subservience guy's coming here now...yay. iZno recess: im lost Smartalek: i just masturbated in the shower, but im not happy with the outcome iZno recess: <--alcohol an drug free BlackRandy: it's high time.. off with the kid gloves and a 12 rounder xXseraphimXx: argh. xXseraphimXx: stoppit joey. ickyyyyy... Smartalek: <---alcohol and drug free as well Smartalek: sorry trish xXseraphimXx: Smartalek: it just gets so sticky when it touches the water, you know? Sun in Aries: k-gonna go now iZno recess: is that your face joey or did you get an unusual ass/ head transplant SYSTEM Greeter: "Sun in Aries" has left the room xXseraphimXx: argh argh argh. Smartalek: hey mike, got a match? i do, your ass and my face xXseraphimXx: double argh. BlackRandy: ok, out with it now iZno recess: is that your mom, or does babe the pig walk upright and wear donna karan now? xXseraphimXx: he does, actually. xXseraphimXx: he's quite the star. BlackRandy: score one for helpful Smartalek: HI, MY NAME IS NO RECESS. PLEASE SHIT STAB ME. I AM WELL KNOWN AS MIKE THE TERD BURGLAR, SO PLEASE FUDGE PACK AT YOUR DISCRETION Smartalek: hehe, i love doing that iZno recess: yeh its so lame, its stupid Smartalek: look fucker, im not out to impress iZno recess: obviously, else your life is a colossal failure of epic proportions xXseraphimXx: ooooooooooooh shaddup. xXseraphimXx: all of you. Smartalek: hey mike, why dont you put down the dictionary and quit pretending to be inteligent iZno recess: uh oh we pissed her off..now shes gonna rap Smartalek: rap? like, yo, whadup? Smartalek: g iZno recess: why dont you pick one up, mister? Smartalek: i have 2 xXseraphimXx: yo, yo. i'll gank yo ass beeotch. iZno recess: gank? Smartalek: is that like skank? BlackRandy: when you can't fight, then fuck with emphasis iZno recess: what the krunk are u talkin about sera Smartalek: my name is mike, and id like to say, ive got the smallest dick, in the u.s.a iZno recess: ill fuck with emphasis Smartalek: if anyone would fuck you xXseraphimXx: is you steppin'? xXseraphimXx: foo'. SYSTEM Greeter: "bhima" has entered the room iZno recess: my name is joey, im real snowy, if its gotta dick, id to go blowy blowy iZno recess: damn that sucked Smartalek: look hee beotch BlackRandy: that stung SYSTEM Greeter: "bhima" has left the room Smartalek: my name is mike, i like dikes, put me in a barn and i'll fuck all your bikes SYSTEM Greeter: "Ruprtkingfsh" has entered the room xXseraphimXx: go on wit'ch yo bad self. iZno recess: my name is joe, and im here to say, if you fat and male and hung like a whal, come over here, and let my tounge sail Smartalek: lol Smartalek: better SYSTEM Greeter: "Ruprtkingfsh" has left the room iZno recess: ok ive had it BlackRandy: this is shakespeare for retards Smartalek: my name is mike, and im here to say, if your dick is hard and willing, then i know im gay iZno recess: that sucked Smartalek: oh, come on, it wasnt that bad xXseraphimXx: oh just shaddup. BlackRandy: that one was pretty lame Smartalek: alright, thats it, im directing my raps to you now sera iZno recess: didnt even ryhme Smartalek: you should have kept out xXseraphimXx: fine then. xXseraphimXx: go ahead, beeotch, iZno recess: gank her good Smartalek: hehe, lright, let me muster my wit first xXseraphimXx: you best be witty, foo'. iZno recess: ok we'll give you 3 hours BlackRandy: scap up some old 3rd grade insults and regurgitate once more iZno recess: are you knockin back cold ones chris BlackRandy: not at all Smartalek: my name is tricia, well known as a slut, bend me over backwards and fuck me in the butt iZno recess: oh xXseraphimXx: hehe... Smartalek: BlackRandy: a promising first line, the latter was careless Smartalek: damn Smartalek: i'll do better, i promise xXseraphimXx: that's funny that you said i'm a slut.. BlackRandy: you don't have much understanding of rhythm iZno recess: are you BlackRandy: the content is there, it's just poorly organized Smartalek: ya, i guess not, since i sing in a band SYSTEM Greeter: "Kitty Kate" has left the room Smartalek: i just really dont care about the rythm iZno recess: ok there george martin! BlackRandy: I would assume not Smartalek: im just havin fun xXseraphimXx: what do you think? Smartalek: i think black randy is a shit stabber iZno recess: no BlackRandy: go on BlackRandy: I've heard this one 50 times before.. Smartalek: hehe iZno recess: black randy..sounds like a porn star SYSTEM Greeter: "PC2109" has entered the room Smartalek: indeed PC2109: i dont fuck around with pat brown. iZno recess: black randy in....Bone ApeTIT Smartalek: alright mike, lets see you do something if you think youre so fucking cool BlackRandy: butt fuckers in bondage part 7 PC2109: geoff you awake? Smartalek: the hawaii edible underwear murders iZno recess: my name is mike im so fucking cool, i could drown your cat ina swimming pool xXseraphimXx: me no slut. Smartalek: forrest hump xXseraphimXx: Smartalek: 21 pump street Smartalek: starring tricia iZno recess: your not a slut, your sweet pat brown: ¨¨ö¨ä¨¨ï¨-¨ÿëü ëä¨t më BlackRandy: schindler's fist Smartalek: head to head iZno recess: wrestling mariel hemingway Smartalek: wha? xXseraphimXx: awww... iZno recess: nothin BlackRandy: hmm iZno recess: resevoir logs Smartalek: white man with loose asshole takes in 9 inches of black cock....starring mike pat brown: goons SYSTEM Greeter: "LOVEGOAT" has entered the room pat brown: how would u know? iZno recess: punk weasel thinks hes a musician ..stariing joey Smartalek: legion of goons? xXseraphimXx: hmmmm BlackRandy: gulp friction Smartalek: WEASEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SYSTEM Greeter: "LOVEGOAT" has left the room iZno recess: ok, vole pat brown: ya smart iZno recess: nude blowmance pat brown: u know me? Smartalek: you know its funny that you mention weasel, mike. i just got a weasel tatto last night Smartalek: tattoo iZno recess: as in screaching Smartalek: yep iZno recess: wow, now your tagged xXseraphimXx: argh. pat brown: screaching weasel? Smartalek: hehe, yep xXseraphimXx: pat brown: smartä Smartalek: ya, screeching weasel Smartalek: theyre my favorite band yo iZno recess: whered u get it, joey pat brown: u couldnt make it as a punker? pat brown: smartt BlackRandy: not as good as led zeppelin Smartalek: i got the weasel head witht the leather jacket, you know on the cover of boogada iZno recess: i have the four symbols on my back xXseraphimXx: blah blah blah. iZno recess: sera is bored Smartalek: so? Smartalek: hehe Smartalek: just kiddin pat brown: i ve had a weasel tatoo for 5 years now iZno recess: what tattoo parlour, joey Smartalek: cool pat brown: with an anti sign pat brown: on pat brown: it Smartalek: thats about how long ive been into them BlackRandy: wow, i'll have to go out and get one tomorrow iZno recess: ooouuu Smartalek: with an anti sign? why? pat brown: joking iZno recess: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT ASS OF A TATTOO JOEY Smartalek: oh pat brown: funny guy pat brown: funny guy me iZno recess: LOCATION FOR THE 87TH TIME Smartalek: sheesh, sorry mike, i got it at rembrants around where i live you sack of shit Smartalek: its fucking good too Smartalek: identical iZno recess: ok thanks..sheesh, what does a guy have to do Smartalek: i type slow, so fucking sue me iZno recess: no u ignored me iZno recess: but thats ok Smartalek: xXseraphimXx: iZno recess: Smartalek: xXseraphimXx: that beeotch tried to steal my duran duran tape. Smartalek: so pat, do you live in chicago? Smartalek: duran duran? let her for gods sake!!! xXseraphimXx: duran duran rocks my world. Smartalek: im sure they do iZno recess: who heres has dyed hair xXseraphimXx: new moon on mondaaaaaaaaaay... pat brown: me xXseraphimXx: me pat brown: me pat brown: me pat brown: em pat brown: em pat brown: eme pat brown: em Smartalek: ummm, if i do mike, am i a fag in your eyes? pat brown: e pat brown: meme pat brown: mme pat brown: me pat brown: meme pat brown: mem pat brown: em iZno recess: hey no fair ballot stuffing pat brown: e pat brown: mowww pat brown: wowwwowww pat brown: ooow pat brown: me pat brown: emm pat brown: e iZno recess: all punks are, joey iZno recess: j/k Smartalek: hey pat, now that youre paying attention, where do you live? BlackRandy: well let's just say you're 15 years late and a dollar short pat brown: emfl Smartalek: day late pat brown: fl iZno recess: yeh, lets just say that iZno recess: why not? Smartalek: i got purple hair now pat brown: ya? pat brown: so? BlackRandy: cuz speakin the truth hurts, don't it? iZno recess: long or short Smartalek: so mike asked fuck face Smartalek: short xXseraphimXx: her name is rio and she dances on the sand..... pat brown: i got white and green hair Smartalek: iZno recess: i have no hair i shaved my head and glued to my face like a beard pat brown: so? Smartalek: haha BlackRandy: just like a gram of coke slips through my bloody hand pat brown: smart? pat brown: so? xXseraphimXx: Smartalek: so what? xXseraphimXx: iZno recess: have another milwaukees best 40 oz pat brown: so? what about your hair Smartalek: ugh BlackRandy: 40 oz's are for prepubescents Smartalek: i was telling mike cause he asked asswipe iZno recess: i suppose pat brown: öoO Smartalek: dont be a dickhead iZno recess: i thik seras dead pat brown: äss wïpë Smartalek: i killed her xXseraphimXx: iZno recess: oh wait..NOW shes dead Smartalek: BlackRandy: you self aggrandizing cocksucker! pat brown: fuck me with a broom Smartalek: ok pat brown: ök xXseraphimXx: sera's po'. pat brown: fäg xXseraphimXx: she ain't got no money. Smartalek: iZno recess: hey now joeys checking his own pockets wink wink Smartalek: i think im hitting intestines pat brown: and a nife pat brown: v Smartalek: nife? SYSTEM Greeter: "Up2NoGoOd2" has entered the room pat brown: fight xXseraphimXx: pat brown: fight pat brown: fight pat brown: fight pat brown: fight pat brown: fight Smartalek: fight who? pat brown: fight pat brown: steel pat brown: steel pat brown: steel pat brown: steel pat brown: puke pat brown: puke Smartalek: pat, you speak in riddles SYSTEM Greeter: "PC2109" has left the room pat brown: puke BlackRandy: dead... ok, body parts can be fought over and divided iZno recess: sera needs mouth to mouth Smartalek: im not doing it BlackRandy: I'm out.. iZno recess: me neither..forgot my scope BlackRandy: damn... BlackRandy: poor gal iZno recess: ill say pat brown: sück ä färt oüt öf mÿ äss pat brown: ? iZno recess: that might do it! Smartalek: pat, did you ride the little yellow bus when you wqhere still allowed in school? pat brown: realy? BlackRandy: chicken tastes just like human flesh pat brown: ya pat brown: i did iZno recess: hmm iZno recess: boston carvers pat brown: you preps were afraid of us Up2NoGoOd2: what are you people doing up? Smartalek: i think...that im going to leave now BlackRandy: I remember you pat.. Smartalek: preps? haha Smartalek: ya, im a prep BlackRandy: you're the guy the older kids pantsed, and you threatened their lives pat brown: sure Smartalek: xXseraphimXx: Up2NoGoOd2: yeah, me too pat brown: icall em as i see em pat brown: i see u iZno recess: hey, loook seras smokin a big stogie pat brown: i see u Smartalek: call em as you see em? so what do you see in me that makes me a prep? pat brown: i see u Up2NoGoOd2: you see no one iZno recess: did you get that weasel on your ass joey Smartalek: nope, its on my forehead iZno recess: good man BlackRandy: fuckin' hardcore, man.. pat brown: on your shit hole pat brown: ya dude pat brown: haha pat brown: fucker iZno recess: i have the black flag bars on my forehead Smartalek: ya, my asshole is the weasels mouth, hes yawning pat brown: mother fucker pat brown: it says lick me iZno recess: or screaming in your case Smartalek: oh pat, youre pissing me off, please stop, i cant take the abuse anymore pat brown: guys! pat brown: sorry pat brown: gone too far Smartalek: we preps have a low tolerence for insults pat brown: ya! pat brown: how about jock pat brown: ha Smartalek: no, im too weak to be a jock Up2NoGoOd2: pats given out rim jobs??? xXseraphimXx: pat brown: how about cowboy iZno recess: as if! Smartalek: id probably get my ass beat by big tough punks like you at a rancid shwo Smartalek: show even iZno recess: more like hell SYSTEM Greeter: "unknownerror" has entered the room pat brown: up2nogood i bet i got way more percings than u BlackRandy: they carry spikes and chains... why? do you really need to know?? Smartalek: are you from east bay pat? iZno recess: to be cool xXseraphimXx: heaven is for anyone but christians. Smartalek: hehe pat brown: nope iZno recess: what does that mean SYSTEM Greeter: "Up2NoGoOd2" has left the room Smartalek: pat, youre cool, can i be your friend pat brown: im fucking around xXseraphimXx: the great irony of our time. pat brown: fucker iZno recess: yawn Smartalek: fucker pat brown: pice of shit SYSTEM Greeter: "Stimpy111" has entered the room Smartalek: pice of shit iZno recess: pisces xXseraphimXx: pice iZno recess: of shite pat brown: god damn shit lick SYSTEM Greeter: "unknownerror" has left the room Smartalek: pat, hooked on phonics did not work for you iZno recess: aint that just a shit lick xXseraphimXx: hmm pat brown: fucking Stimpy111: i baack xXseraphimXx: hukd ahn foniks werkd fer mi pat brown: ------ middle class slob iZno recess: he got hooked on ebonics by mistake pat brown: acident Smartalek: <---working class shmoe BlackRandy: looky heah iZno recess: right, w / purpl hair BlackRandy: <---comfortably middle class... job security is free, motherfucker Smartalek: ya, i work at schlotzskys, i wear a hat iZno recess: hookt on fonix rillee werkt fer mee Smartalek: mky manager is cool pat brown: i wear a grin pat brown: and look like a hippi Smartalek: so youre a hippy now? pat brown: ÿa that it iZno recess: <---coastin on the joys of life reconstruction pat brown: hippi me pat brown: cÖöl guy pat brown: hippi Smartalek: i think it is time for me to leave, im going to do something productive, as opposed to listening to pat tell me i suck pat brown: peace man Smartalek: goodbye mike xXseraphimXx: okies...beddy-bye time. Smartalek: goodbye tricia BlackRandy: jesus christ... iZno recess: hooked on heroin really made me die in the restroom of a dennys in a small town in southern illinois BlackRandy: why the fuck are we here when we could be preaching the word of the lord? iZno recess: bye sera SYSTEM Greeter: "Stimpy111" has left the room xXseraphimXx: bye, oh sighing one. BlackRandy: later halflings