SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: Federal X: I'm UP'N! pooterd: Federal your pretty funny yo...i tried Yggdrasil: "I say hip... hop... hip me to the hip hop that don't stop..." Up2NoGoOd2: ....... drunktoopunk: you are a fucking waste of cells you fuckin narrow minded loser from hell Federal X: is UPN, BET 2? LordessNikon: C'etait l'enfer. sellA rebU: im a waste of cells iZno recess: ah winter, when a young man drinks a pint of cheap vodka and pukes in his boot pooterd: fuckity fuck shutup BornAnnoying: the blaxploitation network Federal X: NOT the French! LordessNikon: heheheheee.. pooterd: i think she ment both of us sellA Yggdrasil: Mmmmm... Peach Smirnov... LordessNikon: lol drunktoopunk: i won't shut up by the commands of wifebeaters sellA rebU: good Federal X: Do you know how come Cap'n Picard speaks w/a English accent, although he is French? SYSTEM Greeter: "oh bondage" has entered the room LordessNikon: hey Yggdrasil... Federal X: Cuz' you can't trust the French! BornAnnoying: drinking is more than a means to forget. a way of life Federal X: that's why iZno recess: cuz hes a sheep raper LordessNikon: What does your name mean??? Up2NoGoOd2: ....... sellA rebU: will you shut up by the commands of an axe? Yggdrasil: Oh god... pooterd: yeah and im not gonna shut up because fuckity fuck tells me to Federal X: may I? drunktoopunk: no Yggdrasil: Yes... go for it... LordessNikon: =) sellA rebU: because if thast what it will take... pooterd: i got a chain saw sellA iZno recess: can the fuckity fucks its tired, pooterd Federal X: It's the world tree, according to norse myth, which all life is centered around sellA rebU: good pooterd: thats her name sellA rebU: well nice talking to you drunktoopunk: you suck and i would kick your ass if you were here Yggdrasil: Badaboom... badabing... Not to mention it's a really cool word... BornAnnoying: learn history before debating, fuckers SYSTEM Greeter: "NakdAgresion" has entered the room sellA rebU: i hardly think so Federal X: from Midgard, to the Frozen lands, to Asgard itself, it all touches Yggdrasil pooterd: sellA are you leaving or killing her sellA rebU: chhers Yggdrasil: Got it? sellA rebU: cheers LordessNikon: I see. drunktoopunk: poo and sellaaaaa sucks hardcore and they listen to bush LordessNikon: I like it. pooterd: your leaving me with fuckity fuck Yggdrasil: Heh... thanks... drunktoopunk: hahahahha sellA rebU: i listen to bush hmmmm Federal X: I'm calling my band MC Mjolnir iZno recess: kechy BornAnnoying: already been done Federal X: Damn! Yggdrasil: That's pretty damn bizarre... should be good... drunktoopunk: yeah you fuckin sorry ass posuer Yggdrasil: Er... whoops... LordessNikon: There's a lot of fucking love in this room BornAnnoying: vast musical fields still left to exploit SYSTEM Greeter: "NakdAgresion" has left the room Yggdrasil: poseur... not enough people can spell it right... sellA rebU: im a poseur iZno recess: pohzer! Federal X: I'm MC mjolnir, and I'm here to say, you best watch out or ragnorok's on the way.. drunktoopunk: soory sellaaa but you are a poseur LordessNikon: pozer...puser... Federal X: I say thee nay! Yggdrasil: When zydeco goes big i'll turn in my harmonica... sellA rebU: lol sellA rebU: obviously you don't know me do you? drunktoopunk: yes i do SYSTEM Greeter: "sycho" has entered the room Federal X: Just riding my Zamboni thru the hood BornAnnoying: not zydeco. zydeco-core. drunktoopunk: and so i know you suck LordessNikon: I guess no one knows you,do they sellA?? iZno recess: how bout this for a band name: sc fi /fantasy geeks suck ass sycho: haloooooooooooooooooooooooooo Federal X: Mystery date! is he a dream? or is he a dud? sellA rebU: i sure as hell hope not LordessNikon: Sycho,you entered the punk room at a point of extreme love iZno recess: hes an axe murderer pooterd: I KNOW SELLA drunktoopunk: I KNOW SELLA iZno recess: did anyone see SNL sycho: I did LordessNikon: I'm hungry.I want some popcorn.I'll brb. drunktoopunk: I SAW SNL sellA rebU: you donnot Federal X: how bout this: Anal Punks w/bad grasps on reality need love too iZno recess: the home security dummies? drunktoopunk: YES I DO DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I KNOW YOU pooterd: i know sellA sellA rebU: fuck off drunktoopunk: NO I DON;T WANT TO SYSTEM Greeter: "pixyystix" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "sellA rebU" has left the room pooterd: drunk leave her alone iZno recess: the one in the shower..naked coverd in blood w/ a chainsaw and full clown make up? iZno recess: too bizarre drunktoopunk: GOOD SELLA IS GONE pooterd: FUCK YOU Federal X: man, for all the bashing we do on the alternative room, they're a lot more peaceful sycho: WELL CHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PEOPLE drunktoopunk: no that would be your job sycho: . Yggdrasil: Ciao... oh bondage: sella is 10 times cooler than you any day Federal X: but what do you expect, PUNK has a mentality of "It's mine!" drunktoopunk: who Yggdrasil: That's why ska is better... oh bondage: you ya fuckin sotty bastard Federal X: tee-hee! SYSTEM Greeter: "sycho" has left the room drunktoopunk: ska is cool iZno recess: sotty pooterd: DRUNK YOUR A FUKING ALTERNA LOVING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!! LordessNikon: Oh no...Sella is gone. LordessNikon: I will miss her so. Federal X: any Ska band is Ok if they don't put "ska" in their name BornAnnoying: bastard in love.. Yggdrasil: I love you though... so everything's all good... drunktoopunk: why because i made sella leave Yggdrasil: Skatalites?!?!?! PAGAN DOG!!! LordessNikon: What a shame(sarcasm) iZno recess: boy dis sux pooterd: you didnt make sellA leave she had to go LordessNikon: ha! oh bondage: no just cos she is 10 times cooler than you Federal X: Man, I heard Michael Jackson can't wait till his son is old enough to have friends over drunktoopunk: no i madee sella leave face it LordessNikon: yggdrasil is avery funny person. LordessNikon: uh oh..brb everyone. oh bondage: youre a fuckin ass Federal X: Yggskasil pooterd: sellA is fuckin cooler than a lot of you assholes drunktoopunk: POOSUCKS POOSUCKS POOSUCKS oh bondage: you suck iZno recess: grow up drunktoopunk: SELLASUCKS SELLASUCKS iZno recess: all y'all SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: pooterd: fuck you drunk iZno recess: bye fuckers SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has left the room Yggdrasil: Sounds like a femenine hygine product... oh bondage: you wannabe pc punk Federal X: oh for the love of christ, will you little kids shut the hell up drunktoopunk: BYE SYSTEM Greeter: "pretty jive" has entered the room Federal X: yay! Yggdrasil: even though I just butchered the spelling... grrrr... pooterd: am i making you leav dunk fuck sWirLLy: LaUra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: pretty jive: hello drunktoopunk: SORRY I AM GROWN I CAN'T HELP IT IF POO IS IMMATURE pretty jive: sWirLLy? Federal X: Sweet god and butter! sWirLLy: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{laura}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} }}}}}} sWirLLy: s'mE!!! pretty jive: hi fed baby pretty jive: molly? pooterd: i think they were talking to you shithead sWirLLy: drunktoopunk: I AM TO SUAVE FOR PEOPLE LIKE POO AND SELLS pretty jive: Awwww pretty jive: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{molly}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} }}}}}}}}}}}} Federal X: {{{{{{{THX, the audience is listening}}}}}}}}}}}} Yggdrasil: Suave... very good word... pooterd: dont even try to bring up the age thing sWirLLy: pretty jive: what are you doin on? Federal X: {{{{{{{{In stereo}}}}}}} sWirLLy: <-----------------chiLLin in inDianA drunktoopunk: YOU ARE IMMATURE pooterd: your an idiot sWirLLy: um....i thot i'd siGN on 4 a few minUtes pooterd: fuck off Federal X: Avast ye scurvy dogs! pretty jive: hehee...didnt think youD have a 'puter down there BornAnnoying: yeah, well you're a retard sWirLLy: mY siStah duZ pretty jive: Oooo drunktoopunk: POO ARE YOU A HICK BY ANY CHANCE Federal X: I had a 'puter down there one time, man it swelled up Yggdrasil: LordessNikon: a bu bu bu bumbumbummmmmmmmmmm pooterd: fuck no Yggdrasil: Hehehe pretty jive: infection? Federal X: can i grab a wench too!? sWirLLy: yah...SO LordessNikon: Sooo...how is everyone??? Federal X: I've got some auto repair to do sWirLLy: sooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Yggdrasil: Sure... grab two... pooterd: are you drunk by any chance pretty jive: yes i can LordessNikon: what is going on?? pretty jive: i goTTs da car sWirLLy: oooooooooooooooooh!!! drunktoopunk: YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT YOU ARE A TRAILOR TRASH,WIFEBEATER sWirLLy: yAy!!!!!!!!! Yggdrasil: Me thinks it lost something in the translation... pretty jive: ** drunktoopunk: I LIVE IN CINCINATTI Federal X: you gots tha bomb sucka sWirLLy: :) Yggdrasil: WKRP!!!! pretty jive: Oooo CAPs sWirLLy: im so eXciTd pooterd: your a fucking white trash shit head mother fucking chilmolester pretty jive: me too mohLLoi Yggdrasil: eLiTe type... grrrrr.... oh bondage: by shit heads Federal X: <----gots' mad love for my gangsta beiatch pretty jive Yggdrasil: BYE... IT'S BYE GOD DAMNIT!!! SYSTEM Greeter: "oh bondage" has left the room drunktoopunk: NO POO DON'T CONFUSE MYSELF WITH YOU pretty jive: ::blush:: pooterd: and you live in ky i dint think youve got room to talk Federal X: uhoh, gots to make a booty call Yggdrasil: Arrrrr... booty... BornAnnoying: how much do they charge on that? Federal X: tee-hee! Yggdrasil: Peices of eight... arrrr... SYSTEM Greeter: "iZno recess" has entered the room pretty jive: molly guess who i met? sWirLLy: Who? pretty jive: maGGie sWirLLy: aSShoLe??? sWirLLy: oooooh.. pretty jive: no no nono sWirLLy: REALLY???????????????? Federal X: Here's how I count my booty calls, 1 minute, 2 minute sWirLLy: didja go 2 daT parTaY? pretty jive: yea...shes MonDo cutie pretty jive: yea sWirLLy: reaLLy :) neAT didja have good time? BornAnnoying: I wish some company would offer a flat rate on booty calls pretty jive: .eh. BornAnnoying: I mean, I don't want gimmicks SYSTEM Greeter: "Wedensday" has entered the room pretty jive: i dont like her boyfriend fer much Yggdrasil: I think sprint's got some plan goin'... drunktoopunk: DADADAPDPDPDPADDDODODODODUDUDISISISIS sWirLLy: sTeVe? sWirLLy: how come? iZno recess: hey u nazi fucks iZno recess: kiss my ass BornAnnoying: what's up libertine? pretty jive: hes rilly dominate and controln over her LordessNikon: mmm...good popcorn. iZno recess: ;) Federal X: At&t keeps trying to get my shit back, I tell them suckas to bite it sWirLLy: ew sWirLLy: ewwww sWirLLy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Yggdrasil: Popcorn kicks ass... Yggdrasil: Ewe? Yggdrasil: Sheep? pretty jive: he at first didnt want her to meet me Yggdrasil: Ship? LordessNikon: I know! Yggdrasil: Pirates? LordessNikon: It's so good. Federal X: until I get 10cents a minute to compton and harlem, it's Whack! SYSTEM Greeter: "bRaT86" has entered the room drunktoopunk: NAZI'S SUCK BornAnnoying: lol Federal X: Nazi's dressed nice iZno recess: why dont i lynch you with that fuckin white sheet, there, himmler! Federal X: you gotta admit that BornAnnoying: himmler was on the cover of GQ LordessNikon: Federal,you're a crazie. Federal X: along w/Gerbels Yggdrasil: Hum-didilly-dum... Federal X: i try Yggdrasil: Gerbils are cool... LordessNikon: bu bu bu bumbumbummmm LordessNikon: and you do it oh so well BornAnnoying: gerbils are fascists Federal X: I saw Star Wars again finally Federal X: kind of dissapointing Yggdrasil: ble bee... pretty jive: WHAT!? Yggdrasil: Yeah... I almost fell asleep in it... Federal X: Ross Perot was the voice of the emporer Yggdrasil: Gerbils are faceless... pretty jive: no no siLLie pretty jive: it was my love iZno recess: you fuckin lil furry nazi fuck! ill kill your rodent ass right now! BornAnnoying: and nameless Federal X: "What's that? the boy won't convert to the dark side of the force? that's just sad pretty jive: ....don knotts sWirLLy: wait wait...why didn't he want u 2 meet hr? iZno recess: ;) pretty jive: cuz im a 'puter person BornAnnoying: smash nazis... kill a tree Federal X: Darth, this death star ain't up yet? My boys back in texas would have this up in a week Yggdrasil: I MET DON KNOTTS!!!! LordessNikon: ha...all this talk about gerbils makes me think of the song Rodent Revlot. Federal X: <-----in awe pretty jive: WHAT YOU DID pretty jive: IM SO JEALOUS! LordessNikon: By Mock Turtle Soup Federal X: Did you tug on his nipples!? Yggdrasil: WOw... awes... i don't think that's a song... Yggdrasil: Er... word... SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: iZno recess: hey you bastard birch tree, good fer nuthin but prettyin up lawns! Yggdrasil: ER... My typing sucks... Federal X: "Can I get a word in here edgewise mr. vader?" SYSTEM Greeter: SYSTEM Greeter: You are now in room "Punk" SYSTEM Greeter: You have READ/WRITE Access SYSTEM Greeter: Yggdrasil: World tree... iZno recess: ill roast your nazi tree ass!! pretty jive: i LoVe don knotts...he fulfills every seXual fantasy i have pretty jive: right fed baby Federal X: awww yeah Yggdrasil: Ditto... Federal X: <----5 second delay SYSTEM Greeter: "tRicKerZ" has entered the room tRicKerZ: MOLLY GO AWAY! Federal X: Grant Hill is mine tRicKerZ: YER COSti'N YER SIS MONEY sWirLLy: im goin!!!!!!!!!!! sWirLLy: hoL n! sWirLLy: BRB!!!!!!!!!!!! BornAnnoying: dribble drive down the line tRicKerZ: Ya drunK mess.. tRicKerZ: hehe.. Yggdrasil: Grant hill?!?! Naw... barney fife... whoa... Federal X: McNuggets, the only way to dunk tRicKerZ: hehe...i agrEE fed.. tRicKerZ: SYSTEM Greeter: "Wedensday" has left the room Yggdrasil: "Brb" my ass!!!! Federal X: Big Red Brother? Federal X: I hate net-slang iZno recess: at your worst? milwaukees best LordessNikon: bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!! Federal X: chittychittychitty! LordessNikon: lol tRicKerZ: i didn'T even usE neT slang you lil fuckO so whY dontcha shut the fuck up.. BornAnnoying: subculture of watchits SYSTEM Greeter: "bRaT86" has left the room sWirLLy: *glare* im noT a drunk meSS tRicKerZ: jeeezz....i haTe neT punks tRicKerZ: LordessNikon: bang bang Federal X: Hey, I have sumptin' to tell you Pretty Jive Yggdrasil: Milwaukee... Laverne and shirley... squiggy... lenny... pretty jive: HEY! Federal X: I'm getting married pretty jive: fucko is mean! pretty jive: er pretty jive: mine pretty jive: give it back JOKE tRicKerZ: fuckO is YOURS???? tRicKerZ: LOL! BornAnnoying: only cheeseheads from milwaukee LordessNikon: Who's the lucky bride,Yggdrasil??? pretty jive: yea tRicKerZ: O maH gawd... Federal X: i wish! LordessNikon: I mean Fed Yggdrasil: Whoa... I'm not... sWirLLy: lol.... tRicKerZ: gO ass molzY how lonG i've been saYin' daT for.. sWirLLy: fuck-O ain't yrs trick pretty jive: ::pout:: LordessNikon: hehe...my mistake. Federal X: my little ruca here in texas sWirLLy: LOL sWirLLy: go 2 hell trick LordessNikon: aw. sWirLLy: u didn't maKe it up sWirLLy: :) iZno recess: lose your job? catch your girlfriend blowing your brother? hit a an old lady in your 73 buick? at your worst?? try milwaukees best! Federal X: We got 2 years though, neither of us have good paying jobs yet tRicKerZ: aloT o people usE it... Yggdrasil: S'ok... I forgive... but never forget... BWAHAHAHAAHAHAH... pretty jive: neener neener neener tRicKerZ: an i've been usin' it for a long ass time molzY Federal X: Pimping ain't easy you know tRicKerZ: an u know it sWirLLy: k..........im leavin......BRB pretty jive: so have i JOKe LordessNikon: Pimping,huh? tRicKerZ: it snot a stoopit word laura made up...cuz i never even talk to her tRicKerZ: but ya know wuT? tRicKerZ: wuTever... Federal X: awww yeah Yggdrasil: Fucko was on um... that movie... um... THE usual suspects... LordessNikon: tRicKerZ: naaW...its jusT another word.. iZno recess: this concludes the commercial segment of our program,now back to the shallow vacuous crap tRicKerZ: like fucker.. tRicKerZ: sWirLLy: *brb* SYSTEM Greeter: "sWirLLy" has left the room