PATONGA

BALA - "Ooh! Now I've got a boner too!" (Relating to scrabble-poker)

SIMON - "I'm creepy"

IAN - "Get back here you little homo"

SIMON - "This is rising" (Maybe an explanation is needed?)

JOHN - "Julia, you look like you're in need of a beauty treatment" (John just being himself :P)

UME - "No one is in need of your services John"

JOHN - "Excuse me, my belt is tight" (John dreaming)

UME - "We made up a language which consisted of ten words all repeated" (Reflecting with the Gov'na the next morning)

And those words were:


Jolly good, what-what, rather, old chap, indeed, oh ha ha, my word, golly, bother, yes-yes . there must be more but I can't remember them.

JIAN - "Litty's bum smells like frog's cum"

We had 163 standard drinks over 3 nights, which averages out to about 8 standard drinks each per night. We drank a bottle of rum, two vodkas, malibu, midori, butterscotch schnapps, scotch, a case of coldies and about a case of homebrew. There was more softdrink bottles in the recycle bin than I cared to count, so we had I reckon, over 5L per night, in fact probably more. This all adds up to LOTS of drink no matter who you were.

Names of things:
The sand dragon - Norbet/Norbie
Ian - Gov'na
Ume - M'Lady
Jian - M'Hearty
Litty - Useless
Bec and Mud - Bards


Lyrics to the Patonga Song (still in the workings of getting them)

Forever imortalise the words "Bang Bang Bang" and download the song "(i dont know it, have done a search, but the quest is still on)"

Something scrabble related, I still dont know what to say though. Scrabble did play a fairly large role on the first day with keeping us occupied. oh, here we go:

SCRABBLE FORTUNES (may need some extra bits that are currently forgotten. accuracy can be ignored here, cause it was such a long time ago that we had our mystic scrabble pieces laid in front of our eyes)

Litty - BEING PROPOSED to, AFTER the ROLL in the RAIN

Ian - Meeting someone in RIO with a UTE

Jini - will met her next boyfriend, when she goes to see STAR WARS III. she will meet him, on exiting the cinema toilets (with whom she was accompanied by JO) and bump into him there.

Mud - prospective husband will be called IAN, who is a FARM boy and he will have DOG named GAIL

Simon - farts at work, and then he has to go (whether or not this is being fired, to the toilet, or leaving at the end of the day is as yet unclear)

Bala - Wife called CINDY and she is The One (NIL).

Becky - Prospective guy has BALD PECS and is NICE