The contents of those HOLY BIBLES are laid bare when one opens them and reads the writing (not pictures) therein.
Upon reading those, one might deduce the following conclusions:
The HOLY BIBLE is a perplexing book, or album of perplexing books.
Not that the words are too hard to read and understand, but rather that it seems internally contradictory.
For example, within what is called Scripture, there are stories of so-called "saints" who:
ate from the forbidden Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil
got drunk and laid uncovered, then cursed one of his sons for accidently seeing him uncovered
claimed God told him to murder his own son after the claimant did polygamy with a live-in maid
lied about his identity when deceitfully wearing hairy clothes for trickery
hit a rock for water after he was ordered to merely talk to it
as a woman, took charge of a national army
as a man, let a woman take charge of a national army
vowed he would murder his own daughter (and did murder her) to fulfil a bargain with God to give him military conquest
as a daughter, committed suicide in effect by letting her dad murder her to fulfil his ridiculous vow
as a man, went around long-haired, lying with Philistine women, one of whom caused his becoming totally blind
as a man, set up his friend for murder to get that friend's seductively-bathing wife
And that's just for starters. All in what is alleged to be: THE HOLY BIBLE! Which - incidently - is defended as such with even passionate and martyr-minded vigor!
Yet, that HOLY BIBLE also mentions that it is damnable sin to disobey God's commands, murder, intend to murder, get drunk, lust after someone else's wife, let women take charge of men, and mess around with prostitutes.
Thus, one might see how many in government and civil law-enforcement with their secular worldly-minded judges could consider THE HOLY BIBLE a serious conglomeration of confusion, and regard those Jews or Christians who almost worship it to be more or less insane pitiable persons needing psychological treatment in mental-institution confinement!
Graphic personal histories of the prophets in the last half of the Old Testament (e.g. Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Hosea, Amos, Nahum, Zechariah, Zephaniah, Malachi, etc. with the exception of Jonah) and the apostles in the New Testament....are not expressly recorded in THE HOLY BIBLE. However, we see that those people are not around anymore, and IF their lifestyles were anything like their predecessors, we don't need to know nor try to find out the aberrations they had.
This, of course, all gets back to God the Creator - who not only created those HOLY BIBLE authors and characters with the potential to screw up like they did, but allowed them to do such when they did it.
Of course, WHO can ARGUE against (not "with") THE all-powerfully omnipotent, non-destructible and invisible, supernatural CREATOR who has, does, and will do whatever HE wants, NOT do WHATEVER HE does NOT want...whenever?
And - honestly and realistically - we are actually none the worst for it, come to think of it, when all has been said and done.
Some SEXUALLY-ORIENTED Parts of THE HOLY BIBLE
GENESIS 2:25 = And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed. GENESIS 3:7 = Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked, and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons. GENESIS 3:10 = ...I was afraid, because I was naked. GENESIS 3:11 = Who told you that you were naked? GENESIS 3:21 = ...God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins, and clothed them. EXODUS 20:26 = You shall not climb up steps to my altar, that your nakedness be not exposed on it. LEVITICUS 18:6 = None of you shall approach any relative to uncover nakedness... LEVITICUS 18:9-19 = You shall not uncover the nakedness of your sister...nor your granddaughter...nor your aunt....nor your daughter-in-law....nor a woman and her daughter....nor sisters to each other....nor a woman in her menstrual uncleanness. LEVITICUS 20:18 = If a man lies with a woman having her menstrual sickness, and uncovers her nakedness, he has made naked her fountain, and she has uncovered the fountain of her blood; both of them shall be cut off. LEVITICUS 20:19 = You shall not uncover the nakedness of your mother's sister nor your father's sister.... LEVITICUS 20:20-21 = If a man lies with his uncle's wife, it is impurity...If a man takes his brother's wife, it is impurity. NUMBERS 5:18 = And the priest shall set the woman [suspected of adultery] before the LORD, uncover her head, and place in her hands the cereal offering of remembrance, which the the cereal offering of jealousy [which contains the curse which makes her thigh swell, if she is guilty]. 2nd SAMUEL 13:18 = Now she was wearing a long-sleeved long dress, which the virgin daughters of the king traditionally wore. 2nd CHRONICLES 28:15 = And the men...took the captives, and with the confiscated goods, they clothed all who were naked among them; they clothed them, gave them sandals.... JOB 24:7,10 = They lie all night and go about naked, without clothing.... JOB 31:1-4 = I have made a covenant with my eyes; how then could I look upon a virgin? What would be my portion from God above, and my heritage from the Almighty on high? Does not calamity befall the unrighteous, and disaster the workers of iniquity? Does not He see my ways, and number all my steps? PSALM 101:3-4 = I will not set before my eyes anything that is base. I hate the work of those who fall away; it shall not cleave to me. Perversity of heart shall be far from me; I will know nothing of evil. PROVERBS 5:3-23 = The lips of a loose woman drip honey..she is smoother than oil...but bitter as wormwood. Her feet go down to death...Keep your way from from her...lest you give your honor to others, and your years to the merciless; lest strangers take their fill of your strength, and your labors go to the house of an alien. And at the end of your life, when your flesh and body are consumed, you groan. Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well. Should your springs be scattered abroad, streams of water in the gutter? Let them be for yourself alone, and not for strangers with you. Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth - a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be infatuated always with her love. Why should be infatuated, my son, with a loose woman, and embrace the bosom of an adventuress? For a man's ways are before the eyes of the LORD, and He watches all his paths. The iniquities of the wicked ensnare him, and he is caught in the work of his sin. He dies for lack of discipline, and because of his great foolishness, he is lost. PROVERBS 6:23-7:27 = The commandment is a lamp, the teaching a light, and reproofs of discipline a way of life, to preserve you against the evil woman, from the smooth tongue of the adventuress. Do not desire her beauty in your heart, and do not let her capture you with her eyelashes. Can a man carry fire in his bosom and his clothes not be burnt? So is he who does into his neighbor's wife; none who touches her will go unpunished. He who commits adultery has no sense; he who does it destroys himself. Wounds and dishonor will he get, and his disgrace will not be wiped away. For jealousy makes a man furious, and he will not spare when he takes revenge. He will accept no compensation, nor be appeased though you multiply gifts....Let not your heart turn aside to her ways; do not stray into her paths, for many a victim has she laid low; yes, all her slain are a mighty host. Her house is the way to Sheol, going down to the chambers of death. SONG OF SOLOMON = You are beautiful, my love...The fig tree puts forth its figs, and the vines are in blossom....Catch us the little foxes that spoil the vineyards, for our vineyards are in blossom....My vineyard, my very own, is for myself....A garden locked is my sister, my bride; a garden locked, a fountain sealed....Let my beloved come to his garden, and eat its choicest fruits. I come to my garden, my sister, my bride...I had bathed my feet, how could I dirty them?.....How graceful are your footsteps in sandals, royal maiden! Your rounded thighs, navel, belly, two breasts, and flowing locks are captivatingly fair, pleasant, and delectable...over our doors are all choice fruits, new as well as old, which I have laid up for you, my beloved. ISAIAH 3:16-17 = The LORD said: Because the daughters of Zion are haughty...the Lord will...lay bare their secret parts. ISAIAH 20:3-4 = The LORD said: As my servant Isaiah has walked naked and barefoot for three years...so shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians captives and the Ethiopians exiles, both the young and the old, naked and barefoot, with buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt. ISAIAH 47:1-4 = Come down and sit in the dust, virgin daughter of Babylon. Sit on the ground without a throne, daughter of the Chaldeans, because you shall no more be called tender and delicate....strip off your dress, uncover the leg, pass through the rivers. Your nakedness shall be uncovered, and your shame shall be seen. I will take vengeance, and I will spare no human. ISAIAH 57:8 = Behind the door and the doorpost you have set up your symbol...deserting me, you have uncovered your bed; you have gone up to it, you have made it wide, and you have made a bargain for yourselves with them; you have looked on nakedness. JEREMIAH 2:25 = Keep your foot from being unshod, and your throat from thirst. But you said: No! It is hopeless! I have loved strangers, and after them I will go. LAMENTATIONS 1:8 = Jerusalem sinned grieviously; therefore, she became filthy. All who honored her despise her, because they have seen her nakedness.... EZEKIEL 16:7-8 = And you grew up and became tall, and arrived at mature maidenhood; your breasts were formed and your hair had grown, yet you were naked and bare. When I passed by you again and looked on you, hey, you were at the age for love, and I spread my skirt over you and covered your nakedness. I entered into a covenant with you, and you became mine. EZEKIEL 16:22 = ...in all your abominations and your harlotries, you did not remember the days of your youth, when you were naked and bare... EZEKIEL 16:37,39-40 = Therefore, I will gather all your lovers with whom you took pleasure - all those you loved and you loathed, and I will gather them together against you on every side, and will uncover your nakedness to them, that they may see all your nakedness......I will give you into the hands of your lovers, and they shall ...strip you of your clothes....leave you naked and bare....bring up a host against you, stone you to death with stones, and cut you to pieces with their swords. EZEKIEL 23:9-10 = Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the Assyrians, upon whom she doted. They uncovered her nakedness... EZEKIEL 23:18 = When she carried on her harlotry so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust, as I had turned away from her sister. EZEKIEL 23:28-29 = ...Thus says the Lord GOD: Hey, I will deliver you into the hands of those who you hate, into the hands of those from whom you turned in disgust, and they shall deal with you in hatred, and take away all the fruit of your labor, and leave you naked and bare, and the nakedness of your harlotry shall be uncovered. Your lewdness and your harlotry have brought this upon you, because you played the harlot with the nations, and polluted yourself with their idols. HOSEA 2:2-10 =Plead with your mother, plead - for she is not my wife, and I am not her husband - that she put away her harlotry from her face, and her adultery from between her breasts; lest I strip her naked and make her as in the day she was born...their mother has played the harlot; she who conceived them has acted shamefully...Therefore I will take back my....flax, which were to cover her nakedness. Now I will uncover her lewdness in the sight of her lovers, and no one shall rescue her out of my hand. NAHUM 3:5 = Hey, I am against you, says the LORD of hosts, and will lift up your skirts over your face, and I will let nations look on your nakedness, and kingdoms on your shame. I will throw filth at you and treat you with comtempt, and make you a gazingstock. MATTHEW 5:28 = But I [Jesus] say to you, that whoever looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.... MATTHEW 25:36 = I was naked and you clothed Me... MARK 5:15 & Luke 8:35 = And they came to Jesus, and saw the demoniac sitting there - clothed, and in his right mind....
ROMANS 6:16-22 = Do you not know that if you yield yourselves to anyone as obedient slaves, you are slaves of the one whom you obey - either of sin [which leads to death] or obedience [which leads to righteousness]? But thanks be to God, that you who were once slaves of sin have become obedient from the heart to the standard of teaching to which you were commiteted, and - having been set free away from sin - have become slaves of righteousness...When you were slaves of sin, you were free with regard to rightesouness. But then what return did you get from the things of which you are now ashamed? The end of those things is death. But now that you have been set free away from sin and have become slaves of God, the return you get is sanctification, and its end: eternal life. ROMANS 7:22-23 = I delight in the law of God, in my inmost self, but I see in my members another law at war with the law of my mind and making me captive to the law of sin in my members. ROMANS 8:35 = Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall.....nakedness....? 1st CORINTHIANS 11:1-16 = ...[we have no such custom of presuming that a woman's loose long hair is adequate as a prayer-shawl covering] 1st CORINTHIANS 12:23-24 = ...our unpresentable parts are treated with greater modesty, which our more presentable parts do not require.... 2nd CORINTHIANS 5:2-4 = Here indeed we groan, and long to put on our heavely residence, so that by putting it on we may not be found naked. For while we are still in this tent, we sigh with anxiety - not that we would be unclothed, but that we would be further clothed.... 2nd CORINTHIANS 10:5 = We destroy argements and every proud obstacle against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ, being ready to punish every disobedience, when your obedience is complete. HEBREWS 4:13 = And in front of Him no creature is hidden, but all are open and laid bare to the eyes of Him with whom we have to do. REVELATION 1:13 = ...and in the middle of the lampstands [was] one like a son of man, clothed with a long robe. REVELATION 3:17-18 = You say: I am rich, have prospered, and need nothing....not knowing that you are....naked. Therefore I counsel you to buy from me....white garments to clothe you and to keep the shame of your nakedness from being seen.... REVELATION 7:9,13 = I looked, and hey, a great crowd no human could number, from every nations, all tribes, peoples and tongues, standing in front of the throne and the Lamb, clothed in white robes.....Who are these, clothed in whites robes....? REVELATION 16:15 = ....Blessed is he who is awake, keeping his garments that he may not go naked and be seen exposed. REVELATION 17:16 = ....the ten horns and the beast will hate the harlot; they will make her desolate and naked.... REVELATION 19:8 = ...and it was granted the [Lamb's Bride] to be clothed....
Myriad Bible verses help newlyweds make the most of their honeymoon experiences. Saint Paul, in Ephesians 5:25-26, alludes to husbands bathing (i.e. washing) their new wives or concubines [which activity is usually done in total mutual nudity in the bathroom] -- which should automatically get things going sexually quite nicely.
