New England Weather - Acoustic music

The Hunk

Words and music by Mike Delaney

Mike Delaney: vocal, guitar; Angela Marseglia: vocal, bass; Tom Maynard: vocal; Kathy Danielson: vocal; Ken Porter: vocal, percussion

Tall and handsome
Lanky and lean
I'm a hunk
A sight to be seen

The girls they swoon
And smile and sigh
They look at me
And say "my, oh my"

Chorus
I'm a handsome hunk
Not a puny punk
Or a dreary drunk
Know what I mean? (Oh, yes we do)

I'm a handsome hunk
Not a lugubrious lunk
Or a sanctimonious monk
Get out of my dream

A manly man
Like Barbie's Ken
A macho mensch
A man among men

Eyes of crystal
A chin like a rock
A nice tight butt
And a bulge in my jock

Chorus

See this is my song
So I am the star
'Cause we rarely see ourselves
As we truly are

I'm a victim of my
Imagination
Not based in fact just
Extrapolation

Final Chorus
I'm a handsome hunk
Not a puny punk
Or a dreary drunk
Know what I mean? (Oh, yes we do)

I'm a handsome hunk
Not a lugubrious lunk
Or a sanctimonious monk
Or a chattering chipmunk
Or a churlish chunk
Or a clueless clunk
Or a flatulent flunk
Or some gooky gunk
Or a pipsqueak from Podunk

...and the rest is just monkey junk

Get out of my...
Get out of my ...
Get out of my dream