Afganistan
If I could go anywhere, I would go to Afghanistan. I would bring an M-16 Assault-Rifle, and shoot some Afghans.
If I could go anywhere, this is what I would do. After all of the Taliban members are captured I would put them in a big building. After that I would go over to Pakistan and find Osama Bin Laden and put him in a gigantic ant bed. After he is covered from head to toe with ants, I would bring him to Africa and dump sugar and water all over him. Then the collasol mosquitos will come and bite him. In the mean time someone from the Pentagon would be making a supersonic jet with a hydrogen bomb on it. They would drive the jet into the cage with the Taliban people by remote control. Then they would all know how it feels. Then I would get a video camera and everything I do to him record it on tape for everyone to see. Every day I would take 1 of his limbs off, and make him take a bite of it. Then I would make him go wipe his butt with a poisin ivey leaf with thorns. And for his execution I would make him jump off of the Empire State Building on a bicycle with no seat. I know that doesn’t sound like a dream vacation for you. But for me it would make a world of a difference. That would be where I would go, If I could go anywhere in the world.
