COLLEEN'S NAKED GROOVEFEST IV:



An interview with Colleen





Colleen is a co-founder of COLLEEN'S NAKED GROOVEFEST and she is also responsible for its namesake. We took a few minutes recently with Colleen to ask her what her thoughts are on this year's concert.



DISCLAIMER: DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING INTERVIEW IF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF MORAL DECENCY. OR IF YOU JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THOSE BOY BANDS. OR IF YOUR NAME HAS MORE THAN ONE SYLLABLE. OR IF YOU GO BY "FRANK" BUT NO ONE IS QUITE SURE WHY.





Alright, Colleen, we're back for year four of the Groovefest! I can hardly believe it myself. Are you excited?



No, actually I'm French.



Sure.... so... a lot of great bands coming back like We're About 9 and LOW, plus lots of great new talent. What kind of surprises are in store with this year's musical lineup?



Well, the entire concert is going to be in French this year. We have an all French speaking staff. But... and here's the thing that I found strange... Our audience is going to be completely German.



What in the hell are you talking about?



No, no one from Hell. Just France and Germany. Although Satan has promised to buy a copy of the Groovefest album. Apparently he made some deal a long time ago with rob of ilyAIMY that he'd give him incredible song writing in exchange for his soul... or something like that... I don't know, all I'm really concerned with is how we will ever find S&M equipment small enough for all the Sado-Masochist smurfs and Leprechauns who will be coming out to the show.



Um.... of course.... I think I'm gonna take a step or two back. There, that's better. Nice crazy woman. Don't bite the nice interviewer man, ok?



Grrrr.....



Yes.... well... er... *ahem*.... Four years is quite the milestone. Tell us, Colleen, how do you think the Groovefest has evolved over the years?



Well, my hair has changed length several times. I've converted to several different religions. And I've finally managed to kill off every last person of Amish descent on planet Earth!



What is it with you and the Amish?



Oh come on, it isn't obvious to you? They killed Kennedy.



Robert or Jack?



Teddy.



Colleen, Teddy Kennedy is still alive. He's the ranking senator from Massachusetts.





You found out about the mushrooms, didn't you? You found where I hide them, didn't you, funboy?



Huh? What are you talking about, you wacked out loon?



I'm going to kill you.



What? But I didn't do any....



Run, Sissy-boy! Run!!!!



Note: Since the time of the interview, the interviewer has recovered successfully from massive stab wounds. Unfortunately, he was lost for a week in a maternity ward. He and his baby are doing just fine. Colleen still hates the Amish. But on the flip side, she has grown rather fond of butter. Almost too fond.....



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