What is a Glesga Kiss?
It is a form of greeting given to a friend or stranger by a Glaswegian.
How do you give somebody a Glesga Kiss?
You headbutt them on the nose, or if they are taller than you, on the mouth or chin.
How do you get a Glesga Kiss?
Sing a Rangers song in a Celtic supporters pub.
Sing a Celtic song in a Rangers supporters pub.
Tell someone their girlfriend/wife has a face like a 'well skelped erse'.
During a difference of opinion say to the other person 'you and whose army Jimmy?'.
How do you know when you have had a Glesga Kiss?
You wake up in an ambulance.
You wake up on a pub floor with a crowd round you.
The white shirt you had on has suddenly become red.