Changes have been made
I have decided to change the style of this website and change all the stuff that's in it. I have been collecting a whole heap of quotes and then thinking of something to write about it.
Hope you enjoy
"A man who moves mountains starts by carrying away small stones."
Selfish bastard should just leave the mountains where they are so that every one else can see them.
"It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you're not."
But it would be nicer to have the second one.
"If you never walk in the rain, you will never know how good the sun feels."
If you walk in the sun all your life you'll die from skin cancer.
"Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know you left open."
Considering that it is called happiness I think it should probably knock first.
"It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 47 muscles to frown. Conserve energy."
So next time your about to frown remember that it only takes 4 muscles to extend your middle finger and tell someone to get fucked.
"Courage is not defined by those who fought and did not fall, but those who fought, fell, and rose again."
Does that mean that people who fight and win don't have courage????
"I do it to be free of the tortures in my mind; the shaky anxiety, the wild eyed fear, the black depression that clouds my mind every day, every hour, every minute."
Yeah, I whack a lot too.
"One day at a time, this is enough, do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone."
Finally one that I halfway agree with.
"Success is on the opposite side of good enough."
Whoever said that is just confused with failier.
"There is a little good in all evil."
Cut some people a bit of slack.
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."
I wish experience would come and take over for Duffy
"Cruelty is a mystery, and a waste of pain."
Yeah, true, unless it is inflicted upon Grunt
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
No shit
"Every day is a chance to start over."
Not if a lot of people hate you
"No one dies a virgin. Life screws us all."
Good news for Grant
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."
And we are supposed to respect our parents.
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
Yeah.
"Remember - what we do in life echoes in eternity."
Yeah I've soon the movie too, fuckhead
"Life is like a great car ride: sometimes it can become bumpy, sometimes it can be smooth. You look back at the good, beautiful sights, and also the bad, horrible ones. Sometimes it can go by too fast and sometimes it can drag on. In the end, though, wherever we have come from or however we may have gotten there, we all end up at the same destination."
I hope my life has roof racks
"Dance around naked with a rose between your teeth if you want... but do it like you mean it."
Maybe I will!!!!
"You start out life with a clean slate. Then you begin to make your mark. You face decisions, make choices. You keep moving forward. But sooner or later there comes a time where you look back over where you have been... and wonder who you really are."
See, that just proves that we are all fucked
"To weak to live, too strong to die."
That leaves no other option but to just sit in the corner, child.
"Everything I have ever done has been for you ... everything in me is you."
I want to see your insides (just joking)
"Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel."
Now I wont feel guilty laughing at grant
"When angry, count to ten; when very angry, swear."
When angry, swear, when very angry, take it out on grant
"If speaking is silver, then listening is gold."
Pushing grant over in the mud must be bronze
"The only way three people can keep a secret, is if two of them die"
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