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How does one describe themselves without sounding (1) like a complete egotist extraodinaire, or (2) like a complete idiot? Some like to approach this topic with some flavor. They offer exaggerations that are sometimes completely off the wall. However, I am much more comfortable being blunt. :) Therefore, allow me to be completely blunt with you.

So here's some stats on me:

Full Name: Michael Philip Cammarota
Birthday: September 30th, 1981
Nationality: American-American (With Italian decent)
Birthplace: George Washington Hospital, Bronx, New York
Residence: Highland, New York
Education: Saint Francis Xavier Elementary School - Bronx, New York
John F. Kennedy Elementary School - Brewster, New York
Henry H. Wells Middle School - Brewster, New York
Immaculate High School - Danbury, Connecticut
Dutchess Community College - Poughkeepsie, New York
Rochester Institute of Technology - Rochester, New York
SUNY New Paltz - New Paltz, New York
Hobbies: Playing Guitar, Jamming with friends, Writing (Poetry, Stories, Songs, etc.,) Role Playing, Computer Games, Collecting Lighters, Sports (Baseball, Basketball, Bowling,) Table Tennis, Air Hockey, Billards, Swimming, Going to Movies, Acting, Singing, and probably more things that I can't think of right now.
Turn Ons Tattoos, Body Piercings, LongHair, Skinny Dipping, Flirting, Thrill Seekers, Public Displays of Affection, Dancing, Sarcasm, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Gothic, Alternative Lifestyles, and again probably more things that I can't think of right now.
Turn Offs Egotism, Arrogance, Pride, Ignorance, and Greed.

Ok so that's all the stats I can come up with for now.  What else would you like to know, that I haven't mentioned?  First off, I have a beautiful, sexy girlfriend, who will remain nameless, until I decide that you all are worthy enough to know her name (i.e. I have to ask her if it's ok.)  Secondly, since I have nothing better to do, I'm going to list all of my accomplishments in my life:  (They are listed in chronological order)

  1. September 30, 1981 - I was born.  That's an accomplishment in itself.  After all, without that accomplishment, none of these other accomplishments could have been possible.
  2. May 29, 1999 - Graduated Immaculate High School with an 1130 SAT score, a 3.0 GPA (Top 1/3 of my class), and a soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend.
  3. July 4, 1999 - Rode the Sky Coaster at Six Flags Theme Park in New Jersey with soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend (If any of you are wondering what the Sky Coaster is, it's basically like the Bungee Jump except that instead of falling straight down, the Sky Coaster pulls you back about 40 feet and lifts you 5 stories high, the drops you so that you are sling-shotted beneath an arch and back again.)
  4. July 14, 1999 - Soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend becomes ex-girlfriend.
  5. August 29, 1999 - Went to Rochester Institute of Technology (Second in my immediate family to attend a college)
  6. September 30, 1999 - Eighteenth Birthday means, I can drive after 9:00 pm in New York, buy cigarettes, and go to clubs, none of which I do for the next six months.
  7. November, 1999 - Performed in an NTID (National Technical Institute for the Deaf) performance of Shakespeare's The Tempest, which leads to meeting one of closest friends, and being involved in a love triangle.
  8. December 26, 1999 - Met yet another soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend at work.
  9. February 14, 2000 - Soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend becomes ex-girlfriend.
  10. March 22, 2000 - Renew relationship with a past and now current girlfriend.
  11. May, 2000 - Manage to completely fuck up my first year of college.
  12. June, 2000 - The Tempest goes Off Broadway, I perform on West 42nd St.
  13. August 2000 - Begin school at Dutchess Community College while on a leave of absence from RIT.
  14. September 30, 2000 - Nineteenth Birthday means jack shit.
  15. March 22, 2001 - One Year Anniversary with my sweetheart
  16. September 2, 2001 - Return to RIT for my last chance at that school
  17. September 30, 2001 - Twentieth Birthday means you are one year from complete freedom, no longer a teenager, otherwise...more jack shit.
  18. December 2001 - Get fed up with RIT politics and transfer back to DCC to continue schooling and decide where to go next.
  19. March 22, 2002 - Second Year Anniversary with my cutie pie ;)
  20. June 2002 - Transfer from DCC to SUNY New Paltz.
  21. September 15, 2002 - Move to Highland, NY
  22. September 30, 2002 - Finally 21 years-old!

That's about all there is to me.  I got my friends, and my loved ones.  I got my music, my art, and my computer games.  I got my life, and my memories.  I can't think of anything else I could possibly want...except what's on my next Christmas List! ;-)