Meet Buddy.
a.k.a. Dogtown!!
a.k.a. Derkoodaw-wog! or Buzzle-roper!
a.k.a.
Tourpoo-timerning!
With a Purpoo Muzzle!!
He is a booster!
A motor poster!
..and he's pretty fast too!!
Basically, guys, this dog is my main man.
Most people don't understand why I use a different language with Buddy, but I've
been doing it since I've had him. Dogs are different though. Man's
best friends have to be treated a little bit differently since there is a gap
between us animals: that is to say, dogs and humans. They don't always
understand you; you don't always understand them. I meet Buddy at the
half-way mark. That way, I can form a special relationship with the
dog. Nevertheless, he's a funny, emotional dog who thinks he's a
person. Ha!
What a pooper butt.
