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Black Cow Press to remove caricatures of Prophet
NORTH LAS VEGAS — The prestigious journal Black Cow Press offered a heartfelt apology today for its publishing of caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed.
Picture Removed Following protests last night, the paper voluntarily pulled the offending cartoons and faked nudes of the Prophet from its website, and burned thousands of copies of the print edition containing the caricatures while staff danced around the blaze screaming incoherently and beating each other with long sticks outside the paper’s world headquarters in North Las Vegas.
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As soon as I realized what I’d done, I ran into the street and personally urinated on some of the smoldering images of the Prophet to rescue them from being completely incinerated.”
In a desperate plea for calm, publisher David Treacle again apologized for the drawing, the burning, and the peeing on, as violence threatened to spread to the greater Las Vegas area. The paper ran a special edition with a formal apology to violent and unreasonable peoples around the world, and announced it would hold a free pig roast with country line dancing this Friday to mend fences in the community.
Brandishing a shotgun and megaphone, Treacle pleaded with the crowd: “Listen, people, please just calm the fuck down! What the hell do you want me to do?! You are just impossibly hypersensitive! How many times do I have to say I’m sorry? How many times? Our printing presses are destroyed. Some pigfucker just torched my Chrysler! You need to get laid or something. I can tell you’re all desperately sexually frustrated. I’ve been trying to mollify this situation all day, and I feel like I’m walking on eggshells.”
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