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SUBJECT:   OFFICE "STREAKING"

IN VIEW OF THE NUMEROUS INQUIRIES ABOUT 
COMPANY POLICY ON STREAKING WE HAVE 
ADOPTED THE FOLLOWING RULES.

1. STREAKING will be permitted as follows:
    Female employees will streak on odd days.
    Males employees on even days.
    On Pay Day, all employees may STREAK, 
    subject to the following:

2. Girls who have tattoos on the lower half of their 
bodies, such as "SOCK IT TO ME" or "WHAT YOU SEE 
IS WHAT YOU GET" will not be permitted to streak, 
due to inspection regulations.

3. Men with tattoos such as "LET IT ALL HANG OUT" 
will not be permitted to streak. Also, men with tattoos 
of butterflies, roses or Elvis will streak with the females.

4. Junior Executives may carry their Brief Cases 
while streaking, however the usual rule applies---
Junior Executives may never carry any business 
papers, but may carry the usual, such as box of 
Kleenex, lunch, wives shopping list and Playboy 
magazines.

5. Girls with bust size larger than 36B must wear 
a Bra while in the Shop Area, or around any moving 
machinery. Girls smaller than 36B should not try to 
impress people by wearing a Bra.

6. If you streak in any area where food is served, 
you must wear two hairnets. These will be available 
in the vending machine by the cafeteria.

7. In the event your physical make-up is such that 
your sex cannot be determined, such as a flat chest 
for girls, or long hair on boys, you must wear a Tag 
stating "I AM A BOY" or "I AM A GIRL". Tags will 
be attached on girls with hairpin or paper clip, on 
boys with rubber bands. Please return paper clips 
and rubber bands to stationery supplies when 
finished.

8. Girls may wear jewelry while streaking, but in no 
event should they bend over to retrieve it should it fall. 
(due to insurance regulations)

9. No female beyond her seventh month of pregnancy 
or those wishing to become pregnant may streak.

10. No mixed streaking in dark hallways, broom closets 
or under desks.