THE OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ,

Every hear of Murphy or Dilbert. These two guys 
have come up with laws for just about everything. 
Here are a few from "Murphy's Laws of War"

1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

2. Incoming fire has the right of way.

3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.

4. The easy way is always mined.

5. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs 
    that are dangerous.

6. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: 
    a) when you're ready for them, 
    b) when you're not ready for them.

7. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone 
    else to shoot at.

8. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be 
     the main attack.

9. A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling 
    you to slow down.

10. If your attack is going well, you have walked into 
      an ambush.

11. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

12. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.

13. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and 
      you will not be able to get out.

14. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than 
      yourself.

15. When you have secured an area, don't forget 
      to tell the enemy.