THE
OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ, |
Who amongst us hasn't had a run in or two with the boys in blue, black, brown or whatever. And who hasn't opened his mouth when he should of just smiled and said "yes sir". Well, here are a few hints as to what NOT to say the next time.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you that guy from the village people?
4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 to keep up with me. Good Job!
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
6. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
9. I pay your salary!
10. Gee, Officer..that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
12. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
13. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
14. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?