THE BAKING BASHERS

{SPECIALISTS IN MAILBOX MUTILATION} 

{and opossum pankakes} 

Our superb staff of employees will make sure any pesky mail box

is thoroughly mangled destroyed crushed and yes obliterated.

We {the bashers} only use the best in mail box destroying technology

from this

to

this

come and visit us at the basher headquarters

located at 311 basher drive in small town illinois 678904

or call us at 555-999-7777 or fax at 987-444-2222

or e-mail at wehitstuff@hotmail.com click pic below

The product below is one most feared by most

mailbox destroying companies but ha we laugh in its face ha

We the bashers also can make quite a nice possom pankake   

from possum

to pankake